Jessica Simpson Yo-Yos
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A Perezcious reader sent in these pictures of Jessica Simspon singing the National Anthem before the hitting of the ceremonial first tee to open the tournament at Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, MD, on Wednesday.
Is JSimpleson finally pregnant with her dream baby?
Or has girlfriend just put on a couple extra pounds?
Either way, she's got some seriously hot curves going on. That's an ass you could serve Thanksgiving dinner on!
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pot meet kettle
she's looking amazing… id kill to have a hot body like hers!
she's just curvy. Stop giving her shit perez. People gain weight.
I BET THIS BITCHES QUEEFS SMELL LIKE A TEXAS SHITHOUSE
she looks just fine! not everybody can be stick thin…everybody's either "too fat"or their "too skinny and have an eating disorder:…leave 'em alone. normally the people saying things about these celebs have a worse body…grow up.
looks like a baby =/
you've gotta be kidding!! that girl has no ass and never will - doesn't matter how much weight she puts on, it all goes to the front……
and look at her boobs!
Beth Ditto has an ass you can feed the entire continent of Africa with.
It looks like a pregnancy but it's still too early to tell. I hope she is though! She seems to want a family so bad.
i think she is pregnant because every photo taken of her from the past 2 months she always has her tummy covered. and i have noticed her breasts are a hell of a lot bigger.
DONT BE A FUCKING IDIOT MARI. OF COURSE SHE'S FAT - LIKE U ARE!! HYPOCRISY MUCH????
She should have said no to the horizontal stripes. Not very flattering. She's not fat by any stretch of the imagination, just a little curvy. That's a good thing,you just have to know how to accentuate the positive and not the negative. I don't think she is pg.
Holy shit… look at the horns on her !! Were they always that voluptuous ?
woooo, great booty, girlfriend!
oh, my, she is pretty big! She has to be pregnant to be showing off that stomach!
I think it's just the outfit…horizontal stripes are baaad
Horzontal stripes are not flattering.
I'm sorry, she has no business wearing that dress. I am 5 lbs heavier than i like to be and i would not wear that dress. Besides that dress is ugly!
SHE CLEARLY IS PACKING ON THE POUNDS, BUT RATHER ITS FROM BABY WIEGHT OR JUST OVER EATING IS YET TO BE TOLD…REALLY I DONT CARE, BUT SINCE U PERETZEL HAVE UR OWN DEMONS IN THE HEFTY-TOWN, ITS KINDA ANNOYING THAT U RAG ON PPL ABOUT WIEGHT GAINS…MAYBE IF U WERE A LIL MORE SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS PPL, MAYBE OTHERS WOULD BE LESS HARSH ON U AND MAYBE U COULD HAVE MORE SUPPORTS WITH CONQUERING SAID DEMONS….
She got fat….
mm she's wearing stripes. that can make an anorexic look fattt!
Are you kidding me Perez? Come on.
The only thing wrong here is that she wore stripes and in the wrong direction. Gimme a freakin break.
And no it's not just like stripes. Doesn't matter if you wear a dress or a t-shirt. If your heavyset, then your f*cking heavyset. She's clearly gained a lot of weight, but still looks healthy
Well horizontal stripes don't work on a lot of people, but so what she's a little healthier right now. Its all good. I think it's more to do with having bad fashion sense to wear more flattering clothes. Remember that belt thing? She should have better taste by now.
She looks awful, and has no clue as to how to dress. She looks like trash that you find in a trailer park
A couple of pounds??? More like fifty pounds or more, she is huge - getting a huge, fat upper body and a giant ass. What a shame…
I think she looks fine! The dress isn't flattering at all and she tends to wear stuff like that
Horizontal stripes?? Shouldn't Jessica Simpson know better?
Only if her range was as big as her ass, she'd be a great singer!!!!!!!!!!
She has a super hot body, she is a beautiful girl no one can take that from her. If she is curvy good for her, her man loves her with curves or not so it should not be any of our problem.
She is a real person. Such a crime to not to be anorexic these days.
Re: DANNYGLOVERSDICKBLOOD – Your so rude
That body shape actually really suits her!!!
ay que rica. come here mami. quiero chupar su culo ……… mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm asscheeks
She looks HEALTHY and beautiful LEAVE HER ALONE!!! Its stupid comments like those that lead young girls to eating disorders or worse!!! Im surprised at YOU Perez not to long ago you were tipping the scales remember how it made YOU feel to be signaled out because of your fat ass!!!!! Maybe you should think of that next time you have a moment of clarity and apologize for something stupid and out of line you said that may of hurt or offended people!!!! Being a blogger does not have to make you a DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love how the fat roles ooze out of the stripes on her back that is soooooo attractive
any man in the country would be happy to have her "fat” ass.
So what??! She's a stunning girl and doesn't need to lose weight. She also doesn't need big horse faced losers ripping her appearance apart. Leave her alone. She looks great.
i betchya if perez put that dress on he'd be showing an even fatter ass and more pendulous knockers - b!tch, pleeeeeeeze
EEEEE vertical stripes is not the way to go!! That's just the wrong outfit to put a curvy woman in, period.
I see you still have the nice manners, Perez. POP - one more well deserved fist to the eye seems due.
Re: BALLS MALONEY –
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Re: princesstyl –
GET ON A DIET OF DICK LADY
LOL SHE LOOKS FABULOUS
Hidious dress! So unflattering, and not appropriate for a golf course!!
I think my dumb ass said vertical stripes, when I clearly meant horizontal. Blonde moment
horizontal stripes…oooh dear. She looks great but that dress makes her look like she's a pack mule carrying watermelon cargo. Bad dress.
Leave her alone! Jess, you're beautiful!
She doesn't look thin, but just looks healthy!
Maybe you'd like Lindsay Lohan to give her some diet tricks!
She gotta be Pregnant, just look how much bigger her cans are. She gots some big boobs but now there humongoo!!!!!
It's just an ugly dress. Now if i were wearing that dress they would have had to use the wide lens.
She does NOT know how to dress for her body. She needs to fire whoever picks out stuff for her to wear. If you're chunky, horizontal stripes are a No-No. Everyone knows that.
eww she's looking gross, man! i hope she is pregnant. if not, she needs to hit the gym and watch her portion sizes!
she maybe preggers- she's always covering her tum-tums up
Doesn't she knows that those horizontal stripes make her fatter??
Wear them vertically if you want!
Please somebody help her.
jeeesssss.
You call Jessica Simpson fat, but you call Beth Shitto "fierce" ?
I don't think I like that very much.
Lol whatever. She looks good. Btw I'm glad Perez got his ass kicked. He is so much nicer now.
damn, she looks good. Her tits look great and that rump is so damn HOT.
a real woman!!!!
she does look pregnant. boobs are bigger than ever, if that is at all possible. i'm not a fan of her, er, "talent", but she's looking good here.
She looks Great and Perez I really do love you and your website but you piss me off with stuff like this because she looks fine, normal, and Beautiful. Find something more important to talk about already and leave Jessica alone. I don't even like her, but enough already!!!
Boy does she need a stylist or what! Those stripes, that clingy fabric. Yikes.
She is just a normal sized girl…..not a stick like some of the others out there. Stripes that go around you are never flattering. If you wear stripes they need to go up and down.
Straight up I think she looks good. I am 90 lbs so I'm not just a big girl saying that. I think she looks hot. Very feminine.
Camera adds 15 pounds. I bet she looked bangin' in person. Seriously, though, she should dress to BE photographed. I wonder if she occasionally brushes off her stylist and goes with what she feels. This is usually a mistake.
It actually looks like a nice baby bump (: Anyway, if it's not, she looks great!
She just needs to wear some Spanx. They work.
She's wearing horizontal stripes for God's sake! She hasn't gained. She's beautiful. Go pick on her assface, twat of an attention whore sister. Jessica is amazing.
She's not fat by any means, but any girl with curves should not be wearing horizontal stripes like that. Bad, bad, bad idea! She should have worn a curvy girl's BFF Spanx!
I think it is disgusting when people call a gorgeous girl who isn't stick thin FAT! Some of us aren't naturally thin, and we work our asses off to be thin, and gain weight very easily. Be nice to the girl! Of course she's not always going to look like she did in the Dukes of Hazzard.
Re: DANNYGLOVERSDICKBLOOD – you remind me of the days of harry… you crack me up
Porkez, have you ever heard "pot meet kettle" in spanish?
I have some for you:
- El burro hablando de orejas.
- Tu no vendes piñas.
- Tu no cantas mal las rancheras.
- No te mordiste la lengua?
and a biblic one:
“¿Por qué miras la paja que hay en el ojo de tu hermano y no ves la viga que está en el tuyo?” (Lc 6, 37-42)
you are late, she is pregnant
No pregnant woman would wear a dress like that, only somebody that's incredibly stupid and wants attention
agreed. she looks awful. she could have worn something with sleeves- she looks HUGe and busty. its too bad , she's a really talented singer- this look is so distracting
Has to be PG- Congrats!
or
Every Women knows not to wear stripes!
She obviously has put on a few pounds, which is not a bad thing. But she needs to learn how to dress her new shape, because this dress is very unflattering on her.
Why would she wear horizontal stripes on a tight dress?? That would make AMy Winehouse look fat. What is Jessica thinking????
a curvy girl never wears horizontal stripes!
Are some of you serious? You are blaming the stripes? Stripes can sometimes make you look WIDER not give you a belly from the side. She does kinda look pregnant though. She doesn't have fat rolls, just a tummy and her boobs are huge. Her butt and hips are fuller…signs of pregnancy. I should know because I'm 21 weeks…..
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Perez, you're the last to talk about someones weight.
next time, take your own advice and hit the gym!
I hope she's not pregnant. I would fear for that child's safety.
Packin' in to many crabs while here in Maryland. She still looks a little chunky.
MOAR! Seriously, I need to fap.
yeah girl!
Unflattering dress. Awful. And so was the singing at this event. Ear shattering!
who let her wear large stripes!? oh no no no..that is a serious don't for us curvy girls. she needs to fire her stylist asap!!
OMG SHE IS FAT (AND TALENTLESS) !! AND NO THATS NOT CURVY..NICE BELLY..SHE SHOULD STICK TO WEARING PLAIN BLACK AS THATS SLIMMING AND NOT HORIZONTAL STRIPES …LMAO !
that dress isnt very flattering, everyone knows not to where horizontal stripes!
I think she looks great… however, those boobs look HUGE. Much bigger than usual. Could actually be true this time.
Horizontal stripes on a tight dress= FAIL.
Gosh where is her stylist!
I think she looks amazing!
WTF? Perez, go suck a dick. You're the one supporting Beth Ditto, when she's twice the size. And when Jessica gains a few pounds, you go full-out retarded.
Re: CJLOVE23 – Those are horizontal stripes, and yes, horizontal stripes are not flattering on most women, but she still looks good. She just isn't a stick like most celebrities.
She shouldnt wear horizontal stripes. She does look like shes put on a few pounds but who can realistically stay a size 2 their whole life! I mean, look at you Perez!
Does it really matter what people look like?If they are gain weight,losing hair or getting old….What happen to liking people for WHO THEY ARE!Good soul,giving people,is that not life is about?Come on people get over this superficiality mode and appreciate people for what THEY ARE NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.
She still pulls off that dress in a way I never could!
She is DEFINITELY preggers. Girlfriend is WAY to vain to get that heavy.
this is a set up, Perez. Jessica is wearing horizontal stipes so people like you will make lame comments about a beatiful NORMAL LOOKING GIRL with a beautiful, healthy body. She is messing with you, sweetie. And very funny! She is gorgeous no matter what size she is, as all women. If she is pregnant than it will show eventually. And she will be a beautiful mommy!
the curves are great, the problem is the horizontal stripes which create an illusion that is not flattering. I would venture a guess that she is her own stylist for now and is making some bad choices.
Them are some luscious lady lumps