Nice One, Sarah

Filed under: Photoshop Awardz > Sarah Palin

At this point, it's not even a political thing to make fun of Sarah Palin, it's just a national pastime, like baseball.

Here's a photo of Sexy Sarah from her online interview with Runner's World, looking every part former pageant queen, amateur teacher porn, southern hairstyles magazine, and as American as apple pie.

Wait, is someone dissin' the flag?

P.S. Nice Photoshop!

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 1:30 pm / Email this »

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RashManly says – reply to this

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"Then suddenly, somehow, the muse descended on Obama and transformed him from a struggling, unschooled amateur, with no paper trail beyond an unremarkable legal note and a poem about fig-stomping apes, into a literary superstar.

I bought Bill Ayers’ 2001 memoir, Fugitive Days, for reasons unrelated to this project.
As I discovered, he writes surprisingly well and very much like “Obama.”
In fact, my first thought was that the two may have shared the same ghostwriter.
Unlike Dreams, however, where the high style is intermittent, Fugitive Days is infused with the authorial voice in every sentence.
What is more, when Ayers speaks, even off the cuff, he uses a cadence and vocabulary consistent with his memoir.
One does not hear any of Dreams in Obama’s casual speech."

Jack Cashill is the author,
among other books, of
Hoodwinked:
How Intellectual Hucksters Hijacked American Culture.
He has a Ph.D. in American
studies from Purdue University.
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Re: LizardKinG – Love what you said…Go head be gone with it. Nice one!
RashManly says – reply to this

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Tracing Obama’s literary ascent is complicated by what Politico.com calls a “scant paper trail.”
That trail begins at Occidental College whose literary magazine published two of Obama’s poems — “Pop” and “Underground” — in 1981. Obama calls it some “very bad poetry,” and he does not sell himself short. From “Underground”:

Under water grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.

Stepping on the figs

That the apes

Eat, they crunch.

The apes howl, bare

Their fangs, dance . . .

It would be another decade before Obama had anything in print and this an edited, unsigned student case comment in the Harvard Law Reviewunearthed by Politico.
Attorneys who reviewed the piece for Politicodescribed it as “a fairly standard example of the genre.”
noneyobizness says – reply to this

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she's hosin' it cuz she's hidin' the cottage cheese on those tree stumps of hers
zenmama says – reply to this

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Re: salient – I'm feeling the hate. I can't believe you would accuse someone of laughing. Yet you blame liberals, democrats for being hateful. I never even mentioned I disliked her, BUT I DO!! I gave her a chance but she blew it on her own. I do not watch msnbc, cnn or any of that crap! I am not ignorant, just piece loving and CANADIAN!
kjen says – reply to this

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Palin is a very nice looking woman. She has nice looking husband, close-knit family, a nice home, a high-powered career, and she's in great shape on top of all that. Sarah Palin is the envy of most women out there… if they really wanna be honest that is.
zenmama says – reply to this

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Re: Kdel – I do not cry over the teen who was raped and pregnant and aborted the fetus. I do not cry when one more child is saved from a life of being told or felt they were not wanted, from poverty or mental abuse. It's not your choice anyway. I hope you are adopting all the children that are waiting for a mother and father, and are left in the foster system. As for the criminals if it is DNA proven they can rot in hell!
zenmama says – reply to this

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Re: kjen – Are you serious?
misterfister says – reply to this

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Re: Poindexter-X – What do you run in leather pants and a machine mask? What is she supposed to wear to run fuckface?
AbbyRoad says – reply to this

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oh SP, you are just too much XD
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: knowitall – 93 and 95 Exactly!
kotenok says – reply to this

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Re: Kdel – God, shut the eff up about effin liberals already! Liberals are N O T the ONLY problem. This country, as a WHOLE - libs, pubes, independents, whatevers - everyone - is part of the "united" problem, one good example here is YOU. Try to take some responsibility and quit focusing all your rage on one thing/person/idea.

I'm not lib nor a repub, thkuvrymuch. To me you're all same - playing into this blame game - and broken records that can't be turned off, only create madness.
JontavionBrownXIV says – reply to this

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Hot and stupid..Just like I like em'
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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She's kinda cute
RashManly says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton is a champion
for free speech in America.
.
He allows political comments
he may not agree with to
appear on his website.
.
I wish all Right Wingers
and Left Wingers were
as open to free speech
as Perez Hilton is.
.
The free exchange of thoughts
and ideas is the essence of
American Values!
.
PEREZ HILTON FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2012!
.
SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT 2012!
me0101 says – reply to this

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Palin > Biden
The Radical Queen says – reply to this

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SARAH IS A VILE DISGUSTING DUMBER THAN DIRT TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cassiusbob says – reply to this

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that is an unpatriotic way to display the flag she sux
mka09 says – reply to this

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don't be jealous of her because she's smart and pretty. why don't you start talking shit about biden for once, he's the dumbass.
poonster says – reply to this

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i can see you American voting for this moron for president,she's just like the people of America,an ignorant self righteous blowhard.
Hate Low Class People says – reply to this

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I love how demoncrats are scared of this woman! I hope she runs in 2012 and wipes Messiah Do Nothing Dumbama's @ss! So far this administration has lied to us for the last 100 days. We are going to get hit with one of the largest tax increases in US history after the Messiah lied to us repeatedly that he would never raise taxes. Demon's cannot be trusted with running this government properly and certainly cannot be trusted with protecting us from terrorist attacks!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: poonster – yeah you got that blowhard part right.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: mka09 – and biden won the debate did that tell you anything ?
IRONMAN says – reply to this

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FUCKING HOT HOT HOT
thecleopets says – reply to this

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RiDICKulous!! She's trash & only perpetuates hate. I wish she would go away.
Kdel says – reply to this

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Re: zenmama –
WOW…You said you would cry over a tree being cut down but not over a baby being killed in a mother's womb. Something is wrong with you. If we got a real and accurate account of abortions, we would see that way more than half are because the girls didn't protect themselves and now don't want to deal with a baby. When I was in school, girls used abortions as a form of birth control but like all liberals you want to hide your head in the sand and believe they are happening because someone got raped or someone is going to die if they give birth. Get Real!
Kdel says – reply to this

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Re: kotenok –
Go to hell asshole! You're one of those people who stay on the sideline and let everyone else work it out so why don't you stay out of this and let the grown folks talk. I'll say what I want, when I want about liberals. If you don't like it…don't read it.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: The Radical Queen – Wonderful to see you! I haven't seen hide nor hair from our friend Leona. I am worried. Hope all is good.
ox
SP
ladydeb says – reply to this

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ok I have seen way to much of this bitch, and if you have to wear pantyhose with your runners, just don't….
elainal says – reply to this

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She has cankles.
schutte says – reply to this

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Re: PixieCullen – : "its not just american national pasttime… people in Holland are joining you lol why do people think the backround is russia? i thought it was just Alaska….? at least, supposed to be Alaska.. "

Hilarious! The Dutch are laughing even though they don't even know what's so funny!

Palin could have been Dutch.
wooooooowhooooo says – reply to this

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i know perez.. we know.. your favorite pastime is degrading women

you dont have to remind us….
bpm1986 says – reply to this

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I am so gad that Wil.i.am kicked the shit out of you perez. Your a d-bag and I hope someone else knocks you out again real soon. I am not even that big of a palin fan but she looks good here, and you know it. You are such a slimy, fat bastard, hope you enjoy your pre-heart attack years, because you probably don't have much time left. Moron…
Shermdoggx says – reply to this

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I hate Sarah Palin…..but I have to admit she looks bangable here…..
fullysick says – reply to this

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is that an amateur pornstar or a pollie? lmao
pippin1 says – reply to this

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PS dumb ass,
I am a retoucher and there is very little photoshop work done here. I'm sure you know nothing about it so try not to sound stupid. Guess you're just jealous because she is one gorgeous person.
Questo says – reply to this

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Re: Michelleg26 – Her son has been deployed
Questo says – reply to this

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Re: Michelleg26 – This particular picture was taken in her office. The flag in the window has been there since her son was deployed. She's entitled to it and I see no reason for her to remove it from her window. I'm sure she's not ashamed of it, but rather proud of it and her son.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: pippin1 – What do you know dumb ass?
She was made skinnier and there was shit on the floor and wrinkles in her shirt. They stripped in that phony assed smile and changed her shorts to black from hot pink.
.
Dumb ass!
Questo says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE! – I know for a fact that isn't true. You should pull things out of your ass and try to pass them off as truth.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: Questo – Oh, so you are the lucky hack that retouched this piece of shit? Ha! Oh…. good job. LOL!
blsdjan says – reply to this

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I am glad you recognized that is NOT SARAH PALIN!! She is much thinner. David Letterman told 100 jokes about Palin and/or her family. Why is she so interesting to his audience? She has returned to Alaska, working HARD for her state, which is running much better than CA yet the lower 48 comics like Letterman and Joy Behar will not leave her alone. She was in NY for autism charity work and went to a baseball game and Letterman lied and attacked her for weeks. IS LETTERMAN AFRAID OF PALIN????
blsdjan says – reply to this

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Re: Shakiholic – 1. THAT IS NOT SARAH 2. Tina Fay said "I can see Russia from my house". NOT SARAH. Sarah said Russia is one of our neighbors which is true. The US bought Alaska from Russia. There is a point on Alaska's west coast that is ONLY 2.4 MILES FROM RUSSIA. A little education would help you. Alaska has oil. We should respect Sarah and her state's resources or start riding bicycles.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: Questo – Actually dude, sorry! Just having fun! I know you are just trying to make a living.
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Re: blsdjan – Now you are the dumbshit! She is a joke! Period! That's why Letterman and ALL the comedians make fun of her!
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ItalianWonder says – reply to this

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she looks better than you ever will, mario!
keep it up, sarah.
Lady B. Good says – reply to this

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Lefties are terrified of this woman. That's why morons like you print this junk
im4del says – reply to this

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She's in great shape, she's beautiful and she's conservative. You may not be a fan, but welcome to America - where you're allowed to speak your mind no matter how vulgar and crass you may be. Do I think she's ready to be VP or President - no. But I respect her.