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The National Enquirer takes no prisoners in its recent blurb about blubbery Kevin Federline.

They straight up nickname him K-Fat!

Nice name. Wonder where they came up with it?????

Hmmm!!!!!!

Under all that extra weight he's hardly recognizable as the hot trailer trash stud who hit it big with the magic sperm ticket.

[ Image via National Enquirer. ]

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67 comments to “Oink!”



  1. 1

    lmfao lovesit it one fatty calling another fatty



  2. 2

    he looks like you PEREZ, you DOUCHEBAG !
    You need another punch in the face this time !



  3. 3

    He's still HOT! I'll take some of that baby sperm but in the GUT not the BUTT. He might be tainted.



  4. 4

    Perez you have NO MORAL to call any body fat. Look at your self first and then talk.



  5. 5

    Damn! He IS fat!



  6. 6

    what size-ist pigs. who cares if he put on pounds, that is discrimination.



  7. 7

    You're proud of being such an ignoramus and coming up with that oh so brilliant moniker? Lamo.



  8. 8

    OMG, I would've never guessed it was K-Fed! He looks like a middle aged fat guy :-(



  9. 9

    your fat ass didn't make that nick name up if thats waht your getting at!!!



  10. 10

    right … like you were the ONLY one to think of K-Fat! It is not that hard to think up … I think you need to seriously get over yourself!



  11. 11

    When's the baby due? LLLLOOOOL good one Brit:D



  12. 12

    EEEEEU :/ he is SUCH a dumaass!

  13. YUCK says – reply to this


    13

    if the headline is oink then your pic needs to be under it. pigfat



  14. 14

    pot meet kettle.



  15. 15

    K-Fat is not a hard name to come up with *rolls eyes*



  16. 16

    Oh yeah, because K-FAT is so original and ingenious, no one else could come up with something like that!
    Get over yourself!!!



  17. 17

    It's amusing how many of us can't stand fat-ass Mario yet still visit her site and comment. Black Eyed Peas won BY FAR and I respect them and love their music even more now. Someone else needs to clock Mario again; as a life-long MJ fan, I am disgusted with his insensitivity and douche-baggery towards such a talented legend. Apologize Mario. Oh and even if you do, too little too late ASS BAG.



  18. 18

    Awwww now we know where her money is going… straight to convenience stores for twinkys!!



  19. 19

    Maby he's bulking up for another run in the WWE……..



  20. 20

    Your the pigface Mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  21. 21

    Re: Dijhili – LOL!!!hehehehehee…….



  22. 22

    I like him better as a fat. Fat people is nice.



  23. 23

    "when's the baby due?" Britney I love you!



  24. 24

    I only support more knuckle sandwiches on your pigface Mario!



  25. 25

    ALMOST AS BIG AS YOU



  26. 26

    yes, with ALL THE EMPLOYEES AT THE ENQUIRER-they had to steal from YOU! a simple 3 word nickname that started with the same letter. yes, perez, the gossip sites are stealing from you.



  27. 27

    ICKY POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    AND TO THINK I USED TO WANT TO GET INTO HIS PANTS!
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    HE WAS SO HOT IN A TRAILER TRASH KIND OF WAY!
    .
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    WHAT CAN I SAY? MAMA LIKES TO SLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    TEE HEE! I'M BACK BITCHES!!
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    .
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    TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT



  28. 28

    Why not K-Over-Fed?



  29. 29

    Change his name to K-FEED!



  30. 30

    And I'm the first to call you P-PHAG!!!



  31. 31

    I find it funny how so many people have nothing better to do with their time but to log on here to talk shit about stuff you post. Im sure kfed knows he has gained a little weight. Like we all need to point that out lmao. It's really sad that all of you just sit here and talk shit like you are in middle school. Really do you not have a life? Perez you are who you are. Don't let ANYONE put you down.



  32. 32

    At least K-Fed didn't get bitch slapped for provoking a fight with the BEP's.
    .
    Mario, you have no room to call others fat.



  33. 33

    why focus on his weight, when he has to be the biggest fucking loser i have ever seen in my entire life

    he doesn't work, doesn't do shit, just follows around britney like a little kid begging for allowance……..fucking pathetic



  34. 34

    FUCKING PEREZ IS A FATSO X100, IN MIND AND BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF.



  35. 35

    K-FAT get a job at McDonalds .. all you do is following Britney around while the nanny takes care of your kids during your 50% of time while you ignore your other two children because you don't get enough $$$ from Shar!!! FAT BOY.



  36. 36

    Kevin Federline was White Trash even before gaining all that weight. . . now he just looks like he sits around eating Cheetos and Ding Dongs.



  37. 37

    maybe the unemployed golddigger is using britney's divorce money to buy his meals!



  38. 38

    Wow VERY unrecognizable.



  39. 39

    He's still not as fat as Mario. There's probably a shit load of chicks in line to bang him and all the guys run the other way when Mario shows up.



  40. 40

    Under all that extra weight he's hardly recognizable as the hot trailer trash stud who hit it big with the magic sperm ticket.

    GOOD ONE, MISS P ! That's pretty much says it all !



  41. 41

    K-FAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE ROLE OF "FAT BASTARD" IF ANOTHER AUSTIN POWERS MOVIE WAS BEING MADE !



  42. 42

    sorry MARIO but Bossip thought of that name before you did, stupid piece of shit



  43. 43

    the article is dated july 13, 2009…obviously fake?



  44. 44

    NO way! That is so not K fed! I cannot even see a. anything in common.



  45. 45

    K-Fat sucks for a nickname. What the hell is a K-Fat (besides a lame derivative of K-Fed)??!! I wouldn't brag about the Enquirer ripping off that weak-ass moniker, Perez.
    The fat pig should be called WELL-FED.

  46. AMO says – reply to this


    46

    Ha… loser!



  47. 47

    Re: cait_jay – Magazines come out earlier than the date on them. Like the July issue of Cosmo comes out in mid-June I'm pretty sure. So it's about right.



  48. 48

    Dreck, even an irresponsible, mental abortion like Britney Spears should blush when she sees what became of this pathetic fucking sellout.



  49. 49

    Always funny when a fat ugly retard (and one who likes to dip his dick in poo) calls another man FAT….you see,mario here is jealous of excactly everything and everyone,and in this case at k-fed because k-fed atleast looks decent in the face,mario looks like a damn fuckface.But its understandable,i would be really jealous,greedy and angry too if i couldnt attract 1 single person on the whole planet because i looked to fucking horrible.
    No money in the world can replace an ugly,gross and disscusting face,thats the no1 reason to low self esteem in this world.Add marios white fat trailer trash body to that and youll have a perfect recipe and reason for suicide.



  50. 50

    Better to belly up to an all you can eat buffet than an all you can eat buffet of knuckle sandwiches.



  51. 51

    mhmm another time open your big fat mouth and insert your foot, everyday at least once..
    now I wouldn't have even guessed that was him, but why of all people fatass would you be making comments about someone elses weight? Now I'm hoping it's him or brit-brit that pop's you a good one again :D



  52. 52

    Pot, kettle, black?



  53. 53

    k-fat! HAHA! i like that…no hold up!…im luving this!=P
    he's fat! just brilliant!
    totaly luv poorlittlerichiegirl's comment~



  54. 54

    Not everyone reads perez.. its not that original of a nickname.. get over yourself



  55. 55

    oh poor K-fat…what even happenend to him? One (or a hundred) too many double big macs? *tisk* *tisk* lets see if he can whip himself back in shape as fast as Britt did! haha



  56. 56

    at least he's jolly now



  57. 57

    Kettle: Pot



  58. 58

    Nice nickname…only some stupid douche like Perez would have the idiocy to rip on someone who's overweight, then support someone overweight at the same time. Seriously…you are all about supporting your friends and beating down those who don't support you. You are the epidomy of an asshole.



  59. 59

    Re: Phil-doh – We're here because he needs to know how many people realize what he's really about. It's probably to late to change his image in the court of public opinion…but he'll probably win his two-bit civil claim against BEP's manager. What a fcuking joke.



  60. 60

    OMG……..I can't believe that is him!! He needs to get back to dancing or doing coke or whatever kept him from being a fatass!! He is just sitting around smokin some kind bud and cashing Brit's checks!!!!!!! LMAO



  61. 61

    k-fed…. more like, well-fed



  62. 62

    k-fed…. more like…. well-fed!!!!



  63. 63

    LMAO…Love it. The Enquirer also first leaked Jacksons IV drug habit long ago.

  64. rossu says – reply to this


    64

    come on, go and sues them, that's the only thing you know to do right?

  65. ass says – reply to this


    65

    Aaaahahahahaha, Perez is happy because the NATIONAL ENQUIRER used K-Fat, now THAT is fucking pathetic.



  66. 66

    of course he's fat, he's Britney Spears parasite!!!



  67. 67

    first off, the enquirer is nothing but lies. secondly, you can tell that isnt k-fed!! wow you ppl are so stupid.