Ain't No Recession In Nashville
Filed under: Silly! > Etc. > Z List
The housing market might be lousy in America, but apparently that doesn't apply in cowboy country.
Shit-kickin' country western singer Alan Jackson just placed his Nashville home on the real estate market for the lofty price of $38 million dollars.
The property consists of a 19,000-square-foot house with six bedrooms, seven full baths and two half baths, a nine-car garage, basketball court, boathouse and two ponds. The 135 acre property is the highest-priced residential property for sale in the Nashville area, which leads us to believe there is actually someone crazier than this guy.
We'd stay put in that mansion of yours, Alan, because we reckon ain't nobody going to give you one-tenth of that price in this economy!
Well, maybe Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?
[Image via WENN.]
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who cares?
well no one talks like that in Nashville, Perez. I hate to burst your bubble… anyway, I'm sure it won't sell.
UUH..NEXT??
back from the dead once again
Happy Fourth of July, people! *waving American flag*
He can ask for the moon, but that doesn't mean he's going to get it. MJ didn't get it for a 2600 acre estate in Santa Barbabra estate, Fiddy didn't get it, neither will he unless he's willing to wait fifty years.
I'm not a huge country fan, but Alan Jackson is as far from Z List as possible in the country world.
Gross over spending.
what ta fuk..now ur a real estate agent….ur such an ass..
on a random note, the north american irish dance championships is in nashville this week….big bucks for customer service.
Re: Esin Emko –
Ha!
If he bought it then most likely someone else will, duh….
Yeah the recession is bad but the housing market isn't what is bad, people are still buying. It's the mortgages and money owed that's bad. Our house sold in 6 days, people just need to take good care of their homes and live within their means.
Hmmm, I'm glad you stopped short of using terms such as "hick", "hillbilly" or "bumpkin". The media and Hollywood employ the usual stereotypes when it comes to people from the south. They are always painted as uneducated. You're really not helping with "reckon" and "Ain't no". You hate it when people use stereotypes as it relates to the homosexual population. In fact, you're quick to call someone homophobic. Kinda makes you a hypocrite when you pull out stereotypes about others.
U tell him booboo!!! that's is so right!
i bet it's worth the money.
I hate "country and western" music. A few songs are "ok". But they're basically following POP MUSIC, and that's about it, with "tired formulas" and "women lead singers who look like pop singers".
And who the F * * * wants to live in YAHOO NASHVILLE, especially for that kind of money ?
Not I. Thank you !
people who can afford 43 mil on a house aren't hurting right now. Its us little people who are hurting. And why does he have to be "shit kicking?" I think hed kick the shit outta you perez!
I just went to Nashville and saw Alan Jackson's house and it is HUGE..don't know if its worth 38 mil but it's a pretty grand house. I also saw Keith Urnad/ Nicole Kidnman's house, and it was no slouch either!
YO FUCK U MAN WHO DON'T LISTEN TO COUNTRY!!
ALAN IS WEOMEEEEEE..!!
YEAYAH!
fuck you perez
You know, an enormous number of your fan base is from the south. Mocking anyone on the basis of geography and accent just makes you look really awful.
A) that stupid accent is offensive.
B) You may not like Alan Jackson, but I bet he makes waaayyy more than you in any given year. Definitely not Z list.
And you wonder why people think youre a "monster" I dont think youre that bad…but definitely a condescending, pretentious, hypocritical asshole.
Re: Mystery Person – then dont. we dont want arrogant assholes like you here anyway.
his house is amazing! not worth that much but pretty close. ive been in it quite a few times and i would totally buy it if i had the money. its my favorite house ever.
OK, please explain what a half-bath is? You either have a bath or you don't???
Wow, thats alot of Hate coming out of You, Mario. Kinda makes the whole video of you crying after being Bitch Slapped seem pretty funny now