Sexy Sarah's Resignation Speech

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Bless her heart!

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 5:00 pm / Email this »

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01badgirl says – reply to this

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I love her. She's beautiful and has power.
ohboy says – reply to this

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I wonder who hit her up with a piece of blackmail she didn't want leaked?
brittanybee says – reply to this

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she didn't say anything…
sparkys nemesis says – reply to this

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I think there's something else brewing. A health crisis, a family crisis (again)…something else.
baturner5566 says – reply to this

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Don't worry ph I am sure you will find someone else to vomit your hatred all over.
rubysoho says – reply to this

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Am I the only one extremely disappointed about this?Yes,yes I am. Really though, lets keep her somewhere totally far away from everyone else…now she has time to…TRAVEL. OH MEH GAH. Wouldnt it be funny if Russia made its move right after she left.lol.She'd be like "Touche Russia, touche."

p.s. Rick, I concur.
oneangredwarf says – reply to this

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i fucking hate her
chacharoo says – reply to this

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GLASS CEILING and the good ole boy customs are alive and well! Media hates her, so no matter what she says or does, they are all over her.
I dont blame her, stress kills & who needs it?!
Her family is more important. I think she is self preserving.
P.Hilton says – reply to this

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Oh SARAH!!! What happened to beer guzzlin', gun shootin, horse hoggin', man wranglin'? Did you finally realize you have no ballsos, si?! Good riddance to horribly stinky rubbish!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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She speaks so oddly…I think she is getting her speech read to her through tiny earbuds or something…that is how she is speaking…like she is trying to make what she is saying sound normal.
Passionate says – reply to this

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Wait a minute….she quit on her state but thought she could be VP of an entire nation???? WTF???
fluffomatic says – reply to this

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I can't stand this woman, but I do, for the first time, feel a respect for her principles if she's speaking the truth about this topic. That was a really rambly speech though. My mind kept wandering.
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Re: baturner5566 –
Just like you are with that comment?
DaMnEd says – reply to this

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/j #care
sayd75 says – reply to this

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Blah blah blah blah blah and more BS.
SELENA4EVA says – reply to this

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'Bless her heart! '…O whatever Perez..Quit kissing ass
tatenlukie says – reply to this

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She rambled on and made no sense. It's embarrassing to listen to.
Passionate says – reply to this

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I wonder what she will be planning to do. However, the suspicion that someone has blackmail on her or there is a family crisis brewing seems reasonable too, good theories.
Kodes100 says – reply to this

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Why Can't She just Go Away!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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TEE HEE!!!!!!!!! LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A "HO" DOWN!!! TEE HEE!
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SERIOUSLY THOUGH, A SWEET LOCAL LADY WHO FOUNDED OUR LOCAL CHAPTER OF PFLAG DIED YESTERDAY.
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REST IN PEACE MISS LADY!!!! YOU MADE A DIFFERENCE.
independentgal says – reply to this

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People, people, people! She is resigning so that she can put her team together to run for President of the US in 2012!
Tara17 says – reply to this

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What the heck is she saying??? Well, at least she was clearly using her own words and not reading cards.
Nelly_In_SJ says – reply to this

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Got I hate this woman's voice, how she speaks, and what she has to say… Fuck off, Sarah Palin. You BITCH!
SoCal says – reply to this

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More class in her pinky than in fatass Perez' whole voluminous body.
Sistah Mary says – reply to this

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Hell, yeah!
Lady B. Good says – reply to this

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Lefties are terrified of this woman! That's why there has been an all out media assault on her!
Myra is zen says – reply to this

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I just never understand what the hell she is saying. I mean really, she makes no sense. Can anyone translate this?
rico35 says – reply to this

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BAD GIRL, your an idiot…..
Minnesnowta says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD!!!! NOOOOO! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO COME BACK? I WISH SHE WOULD WALK INTO THE WILDERNESS AND END IT ALL SO NONE OF US EVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER SENSELESS BABBLE EVER AGAIN!!!!

YOU KNOW THIS MEANS SHE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

SHE IS NEVER GOING TO GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passionate says – reply to this

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Re: independentgal – No, I don't think that's it. It's bad politics to resign before elections to run for president. It shows you can't multitask and carry extra responsibilities.
KCRosie says – reply to this

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May she step off the public pedestal and disappear into obscurity. We can only hope.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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"dead fish go with the flow"??
Like the dead fish in the lake in front of her house do to lack of environmental controls.
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SEE YA SHEBITCH!
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SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: independentgal – 22 SHEBITCH FOR PRESIDENT? FODER FOR THE JOKE FACTORY!
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JohnnyD says – reply to this

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Re: independentgal – I think you are absolutely correct; she's preparing for a presidential run in 2012. Let's hope she has someone who can teach her about politics and current events - she has a lot of learning to do. I strongly dislike her.
alho says – reply to this

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sp is a whore!
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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I heard that they finally talked her into doing porn! Anal, scat, water sports, les, everything…even horses!!!!!!!!!!
neseatl says – reply to this

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I thought she said she was a pitbull with lipstick…..Pit bulls have the reputation that they do because when they bite thier jaws lock and they dont let go…… Guess her bite was not strong enough.
rubysoho says – reply to this

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Its because she killed Jeff Goldblum.
Modesto says – reply to this

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making a video for us to laugh at, perez???
MarioEatsDick says – reply to this

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TORTEZ says – reply to this

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Way to bail on your State bitch.
MarioEatsDick says – reply to this

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Now it's your turn fatboy. We can't wait.
JohnnyLaw says – reply to this

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She is a fucken idiot.
neseatl says – reply to this

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She polled her kids ???????? The world need more Trigs?????? WT!!!! he's a baby and a baby with disadvantages. And whats with the funny breathing. I think she was being told what to say. Sarah, Sarah, seriously?
nyrican_76 says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT talk about long winded.
AngstRidden says – reply to this

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Wasn't it you who only months ago were ripping her apart? And now you're blessing her heart? I mean don't get me wrong… I think she's an idiot and Alaska is better off without her. But seriously, Perez, hypocritical much?
black__eyed_fat_loser says – reply to this

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she is so great-
we will miss you sarah!! dont stay gone for too long!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
LuvBritt says – reply to this

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All the democrats on this site make me laugh. Obama quits his job (one he barely did) for the White House and people look at it as a great thing. Yet they are quick to put down Ms. Palin for doing the same thing. She isn't leaving because of a family crisis or blackmail. Are you people that stupid? She is leaving because she is tired already of what the current regime is doing to our country and wants to do the good she has done at the local level across all the US. Obama's approval rating is falling fast as people are realizing all his campaign promises were bullshit.
Parisbas says – reply to this

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WoW, speechless, what to say. Maybe she is taking Michaels drugs now. And she might not be the real mother of her kids…….. jesus things can get crazier!!!
black__eyed_fat_loser says – reply to this

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Re: P.Hilton – oh shut the fuck up- youre the same piece of shit that supports chris brown and didnt know that "propogate" was a word.
YOU. ARE. A. DUMBASS.
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
MrSushi says – reply to this

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m sure there's more to this story that will come out soon! a quitter?? and to think she wanted to be VP? Yikes
P.Hilton says – reply to this

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Re: piazzasbuttplug – You're an idiot.
Arshe says – reply to this

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I like her, if you take time to look at her policies and not just the insults on tv she is a good politiician.
Sweetiepie says – reply to this

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She probably penned some new deal. I bet she moves away from Alaska within the year.
Maureen Orth is a C unt says – reply to this

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seriously, who cares?!?!?!?
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Mayybe she wants to stay home and raise her baby and be a grandmother.
All the best!
Michael Jacksons Rotting Corpse says – reply to this

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She just made absolutely no sense.
Ida Kno says – reply to this

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She SOOOOO scares me about her wanting to play dress up and be Mr(s) President !! ….I'd move to another country before Id be under her ' guidence'
rubysoho says – reply to this

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Re: AngstRidden – he's being condescending.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: brittanybee – #4 that's the problem she never does.
rubysoho says – reply to this

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Re: Parisbas – if u're going to do a tasteless joke..at least make it funny.
Swami says – reply to this

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She's gorgeous.

Watch out, Obama. You'll have bled our treasury dry by then and she'll be the next President.
pittisit says – reply to this

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I hope everyone who took pleasure in the daily eviscerations of her and her family just because they disagreed with her politics are proud of themselves. Job. well. done. Can't wait to see who's next! I'm sure Letterman will clue us in soon.
HannahOgymnast says – reply to this

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People are threatened by a powerful woman.
Quiet Queen says – reply to this

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I like her, but I just find it a bit annoying when he takes big breaths in between sentences (yes, I know she has to breathe…but I'm just irritable right now! lol)
Maureen Orth is a C unt says – reply to this

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Re: Sweetiepie – is your angel taking a dump?
alho says – reply to this

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@arshe - sarah palin is a good politician?… you're an arshe… minus the h!
xcalibur says – reply to this

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SHE SOUNDS LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEA.. MUCH LIKE THE GAY IDIOT WHO RUNS THIS SITE. NO SARCASM INTENDED. THE TRUTH!
dr. lady-croft says – reply to this

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what a speech.. she didn't even pause for a second there….all i got was basketball, resign, Alaska, team, keep ur eyes on the ball… ohh well I can't say I expected much from her.. indeed bless her heart. now plz go away!

P.S- her speech gave me a headache!!
Diatribe says – reply to this

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She's on meth
dirty_couture says – reply to this

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IT'S PEOPLE LIKE PEREZ WHO MADE SUCH DISGUSTING COMMENTS ABOUT HER AND HER FAMILY THAT HAVE CAUSED THIS. SARAH PALIN IS A WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, EXTRAORDINARY LEADER, AND THE NEW FACE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. IF ANYBODY REFERRED TO HILLARY CLINTON AS A "GIANT DYKE" AS OPPOSED TO A "SLUTTY FLIGHT ATTENDANT" THE PUBLIC WOULD HAVE BEEN MAD AS HELL.

PALIN 2012!!!

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soccer mom says – reply to this

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Happy 4 of July, people!

United we stand, divided we fall!
God bless our great country!
Bugface says – reply to this

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Yes! Thank you! May we never see or hear from this hypocritical moron again. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
P.S. To all you wolves out there - BREATHE!
annie92 says – reply to this

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good riddance!
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: LizardKinG – well-at least it's a break from all the jackson posts!
loggr1050 says – reply to this

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Great speech, great choice and a spit in the face who wastefully use money to destroy her. Good for her, good for her family and good for the state of Alaska.
Mystery Person says – reply to this

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YOU BETCHA !
tiffh0ney says – reply to this

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that was almost 7 minutes of crap…she did just want more camera time im guessing. peace out sarahpalin
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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HAPPY 4TH!
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Be safe!
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SP
poopchute says – reply to this

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How is it that people are gonna talk crap about her speach but prais the messiah Osama I mean Obama ? He can't even make a speech without a teleprompter and if you do not believe You Tube it!
KristiJo says – reply to this

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Re: independentgal – people, people! She is resigning so that she can put her team together to run for President of the US in 2012!
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EXACTLY…..PSHHHHHHHH
Sara79 says – reply to this

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Re: Lady B. Good –
What's there to be terrified of? An illiterate that winks and acts cute rather than addressing issues?
Not scary. Unless she is actually elected pres. That would be terrifying.
pwnst4r says – reply to this

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So hot
government cheese says – reply to this

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quitter
puppies are soft! says – reply to this

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anyone know how to arrange for a much needed hysterectomy so this revolting bitch won't spawn any more devil offspring?
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where do I send my nickel?
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is there some kinda 2 for 1 deal? I'd be happy to scrounge up another nickel if a LOBOTOMY is possible!
SeedyPetee says – reply to this

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Maybe her 14 year old DID get knocked up by Alex Rodriguez and she wants to avoid the scandal?
love me tender says – reply to this

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Re: soccer mom – Happy Fourth of July, darling!
rico35 says – reply to this

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MAYBE TOOD HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MARK STANNFORD……..
ericsgirl says – reply to this

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who cares? really.
Fist2Face2 says – reply to this

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yo
Ur Momma Said Shut Ur Piehole says – reply to this

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WOW! Shit hits the fan while I'm at work.
idon'tbelieveyou says – reply to this

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Is she going for that financial glass ceiling?

Or is she facing an indictment?
tellall says – reply to this

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I can't stand listening to her nonsense. Get her some hunting gear.
bitchbetterhavemymoney says – reply to this

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I feel so bad for her…her own party supported her when it was convenient for them, then threw her under the bus when it was also convenient for them…typical republicans.
What I really want to say is that I hope a republican wins the next election so they can erase all of the laws that approve of gay marriage, because that is what they are going to do……then Perez will be kicking himself in the ass for endorsing shit that he has no knowledge about……Roe v. Wade will be reversed…and the blacks can go back to work in plantations….right next to the other minorities that continue to be oppressed….yay! Go republicans!
Mercine says – reply to this

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Obama is crashing the country faster than he stammers. It's time for a revolution and SP is one of a handful to get it going.
rachaeldale says – reply to this

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bless her heart is derogatory.

ps that girl? is that her daughter? shes so FAT! 8 yr olds cant get pregnant or else id think that was a second prego daughter for palin
billie:D says – reply to this

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Well at least we'll have something new to talk about, even if it's just for five minutes haha. We need a break from MJ, don't get me wrong though, I do mean just a break haha.
And also, I hope this is the last we ever hear of her. I honestly believe it unlikely she'll become president even if she does end up running.
LOLs to the Todd having an affair with Sanford comment hahahaha
black__eyed_fat_loser says – reply to this

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LOVE SARAH!!! SHELL BE BACK- TRUST!!!
black__eyed_fat_loser says – reply to this

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2012 BABY!! 2012!!!!!
kitkay says – reply to this

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Perez really? Your pathetic, leave the woman alone. What has she done to you? Besides her not agreeing for gays to get married?