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This Makes No Sense!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is such a media whore. You know it. We know it. She knows it.

Yet, for some reason, the paparazzi-loving former actress pretended not to want any attention Thursday night in Los Angeles, when she had her 30th birthday party.

Why, Lindsanity??????

Don't be frontin, biyatch!

73 comments to “This Makes No Sense!”



  1. 1

    i cant stand herr FIRST!



  2. 2

    30th birthday xD? cha'mone

  3. slgee says – reply to this


    3

    30th? You mean 23rd, right?



  4. 4

    Lindsey is 30?!



  5. 5

    30th?



  6. 6

    She's almost as big of a hypocrite as… YOU



  7. 7

    She's 23 fuck head. Oh was that sarcasm…. it's not funny.



  8. 8

    30? I thought she was like 22 or 23??



  9. 9

    she was too coked out thats why…



  10. 10

    If Lindsay is not attention whoring,
    that does prove one thing -
    she really can act!



  11. 11

    Umm…She's 23.

    Not 30.

    (born in 1986 Perez, do the math!)



  12. 12

    Perez.. suck a fucking retard. :/
    AREN'T YOU A MEDIA WHORE? Man, shut the fuck up..



  13. 13

    maybe she wanted to have a nice birthday with friends.. just one day that was peaceful as can be?



  14. 14

    None of those chicks looked like Lindsay. I saw it twice and can't tell which one was her. The one with the dark hair looked like Ali, her sister, or like Nicky Hilton. Hmm…am I totally lost in this one?
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  15. 15

    ttention whore for avoiding the cameras? your the biggest attention whore of them all, fat boy!!!



  16. 16

    Drugs are making her paranoid.



  17. 17

    30th - wow the reporting.



  18. 18

    I



  19. 19

    Perez is such a media whore. You know it. We know it. She knows it. Now stick your own fist up your ass Mario!



  20. 20

    Perez, you ignorant slut.

    She is 23, not 30.

    You stupid, fat, amature hack.



  21. 21

    drugs make your moods swing like crazy! it's the drugs she's on that make her act batshit crazy.



  22. 22

    Lindsay Lohan is not 30 ok she just turned 24 W T F Perezito Chulo Papi, really I am in love love with my Perezito Papacito Chulo, so yeah I will let this pass just like I have let all other crap go, that my Perezito Chulo has ever said about my Idolo La Lohan. Honestly though lighten up on my lindsay all right papi chulo. peace out



  23. 23

    None of them even looked like Lindsay…Um, okkkk



  24. 24

    And we care because??? What has she done lately of real substance…other than substances??



  25. 25

    She's not 30.



  26. 26

    Well she does look like a 30 year old coke whore..



  27. 27

    50th really



  28. 28

    i think sh ei s really 33



  29. 29

    what is the point of her ?



  30. 30

    She's embarrassed cause she's not famous anymore and she's 30.



  31. 31

    it's (cough cough) Lindsay!!



  32. 32

    Lindsay is twenty-three, you idiot.



  33. 33

    they passed the red light!



  34. 34

    Re: justinboyer – Hey Justin, can I hump your leg?



  35. 35

    Is the "30th" supposed to be a joke? It's not funny at all… no offense.



  36. 36

    happy birthday lindsaayy
    lindsayyy
    lindsaayyy
    that photog cracks me up.



  37. 37

    He said 30th birthday PARTY, not her 30th birthday. So in other words, she has already had 30 other parties including this one she was video taped at.



  38. 38

    lol @ cha'mone



  39. 39

    to think she is only 22, or 23

    wow!!!



  40. 40

    Isnt she 23? She LOOKS 30 hell she fucking looks 40.



  41. 41

    Umm, I don't know if you're trying to be funny by getting all these ages wrong, but she's only 23.



  42. 42

    hes f*ckin joking about her turning 30 because after all these years of her drug use she looks like shes 30



  43. 43

    Wow, everyone is so damn mean to you… I can guarantee you if any of these idiots saw you in person they wouldn't have the balls to say to your face the awful things they are writing here.

    Enjoy your veil of anonymity, courtesy the Internet, dumbasses.



  44. 44

    Wtf, thirty? Perez, I love you and everything but I`m pretty sure she is not thirty! I think she`s 23 or something



  45. 45

    dont be frontin biyatch lmao perez i love u so much ur so funny n u fuckin idiots obivously he's joking about her being 30. DUH



  46. 46

    Re: elevenspades
    Wouldn't have the courage to say something to Mario's face?
    Seriously???
    If you only knew…



  47. 47

    You are often rude with her, she's a lost girl… Every body with a mother like hers can turn like this…

    Leave her in peace a few months. She will be be unknown in 2 or 3 years…



  48. 48

    If you hate Perez SO MUCH then why are you even on his site?
    STUPID, do something better with your lives.
    VVVV



  49. 49

    Oh thirty. Sam wishes.



  50. 50

    she's 23, perez…



  51. 51

    Re: savyeah
    If the comments bother you, why are you even reading them?
    STUPID, do something better with your life.
    lololol



  52. 52

    im sickened, as identifying as gay myself, that you represent the gay community. i do not want to be associated with a narrow-minded, media whore who uses other people to gain popularity. your ignorance astounds me. you are NOT a rolemodel, you are NOT loved by all, and you have lost many peoples respect recently.



  53. 53

    perez you're a total dick
    what is your problem with her
    you're the fucking biggest fame hungry attention whore of the lot
    what's your claim to fame??? oh yeah talking shit and being vile…well woopie for u!!!!
    i forget….MJ faked the cardiac arrest wasn't it????



  54. 54

    I don't know who is doing your posting these days, Prez but they need to be fired.



  55. 55

    I know this is crazy talk, but did it ever occur to you that maybe she just wanted a night off from paparazzi 24/7?



  56. 56

    Re: Purpleclete – i agree…it's really obvious, especially with the white writing on the pictures. totally un-perezlike.



  57. 57

    he does the age thing on purpose…people you really suck at getting his sarcasm. if it's even really him, that is.



  58. 58

    its hillatious that ppl still care about this washed up bitch. she's so irrelevant. girl hasnt had a decent movie out since 2004.



  59. 59

    30th?? She's 23.

  60. ahl45 says – reply to this


    60

    she thinks she better than everyone.



  61. 61

    its ok if maybe she didn't want her picture taken this one particular instance!



  62. 62

    LINSEY LOHAN IS ONLY 23 YEARS OLD!!!!



  63. 63

    Put down the Cigs and booze, Lindz! Dumbass!



  64. 64

    WAT THA HELL…..R U SURE SHEZ 30



  65. 65

    Perez, you are a shit-heel.
    Im glad you got punched like the crying bitch you are.
    Happy b day lindz, I dont like you but you are a hell of a lot better than perez. YOU got here working, not jacking off on the backs of stars.



  66. 66

    30th????



  67. 67

    Why are people making such a fuss and big deal about this bitch? She hasn't done shit in years. What an absolutely disgusting country we live in! Yuck, it makes my skin crawl!



  68. 68

    she is a fame whore

    but in my opinion YOUR WORSE
    your a fat ugly loser that has no friends so you go to your blog and say shit about people

    maybe you should get from behind your computer and actually LIVE A LIFE
    and not get publicity from saying shit about people

    and maybe if you say something nice about people for once you might actually get a little bit of respect

    oh and when you got your fce smashed in
    you sooooooo deserved it
    and even after that you still called Fergie a fugly bitch
    like shes not the one that punched you
    and plus you are WAY FUCKING WORSE

    just my opinion

  69. zarle says – reply to this


    69

    Is this the reason?
    Thursday, October 11, 2007
    FOXNEWS.COM HOME > ENTERTAINMENT
    Lindsay Lohan Pal Samantha Ronson Sues Perez Hilton for Defamation



  70. 70

    poor lindsey! papaazzi seems really annoying



  71. 71

    as fo those who dont get PEREZ'S 30 yr old joke…ur slow….n.e whozers…perez i honestlly b.lieve u like lindsay cuz ur always talkn about her..i mean the girl cant celebrate her b-day without u trying to find something negative to say.
    PS.regardless how low lindsay can get in life she is the celebrity not YOu….. and u;lll probally never b b-cuz ur b-ing supported less and less….so stop it and b more humble towards these celebs..b.cuz they're the reason u even have this site to begin with….
    PS.4 those who will aviouslly say if u hate perez why r u on his site..
    his site is entertaining ….but dat doesnt make him a good person…
    ex. u may by designer clothing ..but that doesnt mean u like the designer as a person.



  72. 72

    shes 30?!?! or her 30th 23d bday party?30 partys??!



  73. 73

    Why is it that you were all for helping Britney Spears when she was in meltdown but you are always slagging off Lindsay Lohan who is basically going through the same thing in slow motion? Try being nice Perez, please