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Michael Jackson Rumors: The Best Of The Worst!

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With the absolutely insane amount of media attention given to Michael Jackson this past week and-a-half, certian media outlets are seriously piecing together scraps to come up with stories.

We thought we'd share with you some of the most ridiculous and/or factitious headlines we've recently come across!

Let's get started!

- Michael Jackson Tour: He’ll do shows as a hologram

Reports claim that Michael's father Joe, along with MJ's brothers Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie, want to tour as the Jackson 5 with their brother Michael performing beside them as a hologram.

It's also being reported that the Jacksons are hoping to have the Michael hologram perform at his own memorial on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

Captain EO revival???

- Jackson's secret girlfriend was his children's former nanny Grace Rwaramba

MJ with a secret girlfriend???

There are media outlets claiming that his kids' former nanny, Grace Rwaramba, was involved in a 3-year secret relationship with the King of Pop and his children even called her "mom". Sources say Jackson and Rwaramba were "more like a married couple" and considered the kids "her babies."

Will she be claiming custody of the children as well????

And, finally…

- Michael Jackson to be buried without his brain

As fake as this sounds, it's reportedly been confirmed by the Los Angeles Coroners Department that Jackson's brain has been removed from his skull to perform neurological tests on the late King of Pop's grey matter. His brain tissue will be examined to reveal any past drug abuse, diseases or if he had ODed in the past.

Neurological tests cannot be performed until two weeks after a person dies because the brain needs to harden, but once the test results are in, the true cause of Jackson's death will finally be known.

Crazy crazy crazy.

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66 comments to “Michael Jackson Rumors: The Best Of The Worst!”



  1. 1

    That brain bit blew my mind. Ah, life…whatta trip. Anywho… Captain EO had the tightest ride @ disneyland when I was a kid…wonder if they'll bring it back (or if it ever left for that matter)



  2. 2

    First! Sad what peeps will do for a story.



  3. 3

    Crazy!!



  4. 4

    wow, the story about michael being buried without his brain is so sad. i know that it doesn't matter because he's dead anyways, but it just makes me think how crazy it is that we live our life and go through so much in our bodies and when we die they become nothing but a shell.



  5. 5

    I didn't even know he had a brain to begin with!



  6. 6

    I love the brain one. Because, you know, you have to wait two weeks for your brain to turn into a rock.



  7. 7

    i actually believe the brain one and i had heard that the first coroner still had it for tests



  8. 8

    There are way crazier rumors than just these few.



  9. 9

    Ironic that he was the Scarecrow in The Wiz…



  10. 10

    wow the halogram one is weird and cool at the same time.

    i think i would cry if i saw it =/



  11. 11

    Well thats a no-brainer…bwahahahahahahahaha……



  12. 12

    Mike aint gonna be thinking bout nuttin so it doesnt matter.



  13. 13

    ew !! if they put that fucker in Ripleys..welll..just sayin' lol



  14. 14

    Did you hear Michael Jackson died from drugs??
    Yeah. it was a no brainer.



  15. 15

    The Jackson's performing with a hologram of Michael doesn't sound so far-fetched. They will definitely do all they can to cash in on Michael….especially now that Michael doesn't have a say in how they do it. You can see the $$$$ signs in their eyes. Especially Joe's eyes.



  16. 16

    when will they release the autopsy photos?? I want to see them.



  17. 17

    hes gonna be buried without his genius brain?!
    wth?!

  18. n. says – reply to this


    18

    I thought that the brain turns to mush the moment it exits the body? It has to be biopsied fast if it's going to be useful.



  19. 19

    Whateva perez! you wrote about the secrete girlfriend thing to though you didnt mention who she was!



  20. 20

    Im from the UK and im ashamed at what the papers keep churning out. Especially the plastic papers like 'The Sun', 'Mirror', and 'The Star'. Not intelligent enough to report on the actual news thats why they fill it with half naked females and bullocks like that!! Corr Blimey jus really gets on my nerves!!



  21. 21

    go read the smoking gun. Search for Michael Jackson court records and read about how he masturbated that boy and gave him wine despite him only having one kidney. And you mj fans (he's incredibly talented) who deny this are already shaking with anger and clicking "reply to this" are wrong. You guys lack the capacity to read?



  22. 22

    i really hope they do the hollogram thing.that would be the most emotional thing ever!



  23. 23

    Why are people so freaked out about the brain thing? This is not uncommon when a person has had a full autopsy. The major organs Including the brain) are removed, weighed, washed and examined. They are not ususally replaced in the body cavity. The body is enbalmed, and filler can be used to fill out the cavitiy. When a the brain is removed they have to saw away the skull bones, which I don't know it that gets put back or not.

    This practice is as old as ancient Egypt. Organs removed (including brain), and kept in separate receptacles, and buried with the deceased. They are not doing anything weird or disrespectful to MJ. They are doing this to determine a definitive cause of death.



  24. 24

    OMG… it's been 1 week and i've already some some of the most crazy stories



  25. 25

    Re: coumbita – yeah like Mike had a girlfriend!!tsk…….why would she need to be a secret????…geezus if nothing else it would have helped his reputation…Not buying it sorry.



  26. 26

    how about this rumor——-He's STILL dead



  27. 27

    why can't the media just let mj rest in peace. omg how annoying..



  28. 28

    For real Michael fans… he has even said in an interview "don't believe things you read in the tabloids"…. don't egg on those people or promote them (half of what ol'Perez says is fake too)



  29. 29

    WHY DID HE ALWAYS GRAB HIS BALLS WHEN HE SANG?



  30. 30

    Re: Aimee999 – has wasnt a "GENIOUS" for chissake. I hate that stupid title of him. He was a dancer who could sing somewhat. Period.



  31. 31

    I heard a story that he didn't die, he just had cold feet. Pretty sure whoever said is an asshole. Probably posted a lot of other fake and unconfirmed stories too.



  32. 32

    I can honestly say I cannot wait until this man is buried. When i think theres not much more they can talk about, the media always finds more.



  33. 33

    Re: MY BALLS ITCH – just the same reason you touch any part of your body–to make sure it's still there!!!



  34. 34

    Ymi ms. Listen to "Lady of my life" by M.J. for me. 46 hmaw



  35. 35

    Re: ammmber – whatever, we have read the ACCUSATIONS!! and thats all they were… you obviosly dont know what that word means.. the accusations that mj was tried and found not guilty in court..
    get over it.. he won the case.. you haters need to accept it and move on, theres nothing you can do about it now the same as theres nothing the lying scumbags that accused him of it can. you dont hear them whining on and on about it.. where the hell did they vanish too anyway? you would think they would have protested publicly over the verdict if it was indeed true. but no, they have been keeping a low profile ever since 2005 because they know what they tried and failed to do, bring an innocent man to jail.
    funny how gavin insisted the abuse started after the bashir programme, they knew he didnt look like a victim cosying up next to michael on tape and they kenw the world had already seen it. and what? michael suddenly thought, "wow, thats a great idea! why didnt i think of molesting him before, i think ill do it now" you haters believe that you would clearly believe anything.



  36. 36

    I wouldn't be suprised if the remaining Jacksons took his body encased in sealed shrine on tour with them…idol worship at it's finest.



  37. 37

    i plan on buying its brain for four dollars so i can duct tape it to my head and wear it like a hat.



  38. 38

    Re: ammmber
    Omg.. u dont wanna get started.
    You KNOW that the whole alcohol thing turned out to be a scam?
    Witness saw the young kids sneaking into Neverlands winecellar when MJ wasnt even on the property. The whole alcohol claim was proved WRONG.

    Read the COURTSCRIPTS and not ONLY what the accuser said. Go and read what witness and how they defence approached to this. For instance.. stewardness on a privatejet witnessed how the accusers sister ordered alcohol using a fake ID. Go and read the WHOLE courtscripts and not only what the accuser said. If I accuse you of something.. doesnt it directly means it true? No.. beacuse u probabbly wanna to defend yourself and get wintess's



  39. 39

    Will there be any photos of his brainless head? Will they leak to the internet?



  40. 40

    NOW you're REALLY being crude, Perez.



  41. 41

    Brains don't harden after death, they start turning to liquid within hours.



  42. 42

    You're sick Perez, let him rest in peace.



  43. 43

    good riddance - he was a pedophile. the worst scum of all.



  44. 44

    I found this article on google

    "Now maybe for the remorse of his death Jordan Chandler decides to tell the truth. ” I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now i can’t tell Michael how much i’m sorry and if he will forgive me"… crazy right.



  45. 45

    article on google

    "Jordan Chandler was the kid who accused Michael Jackson of impropriety and led to the lawsuit against the famous singer. Now that Michael Jackson has passed away, there is renewed interest in the case made by Jordan Chandler and Evan Chandler……Anyhow, there is lot of speculation going around – Now that Michael Jackson is dead, Jordan Chandler is claiming that he basically cooked up the story to mooch money off Michael Jackson.
    I am not sure how much truth there is to it, but there are underground sites which are claiming that Jordan is asking for forgiveness and is recanting the claims he made earlier about MJ being involved in a relationship with him.

    Now maybe for the remorse of his death Jordan Chandler decides to tell us the truth. ” I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now i can’t tell Michael how much i’m sorry and if he will forgive me"

    investigate



  46. 46

    Re: boogaboo – STFU LOSERRR…MICHAEL WAS NOT A PEDOPHILE..QUIT BELIEVING SHIT U HAVE NO FACTS ON…JORDON CHANDLER AND GAVIN ARVISO ARE LIARS..PLAIN AND SIMPLE..THEY ARENT KIDS ANYMRE..SO THEY GUILT TRIP IS GONA GET THEM BOTH..O YEAH JORDON ALREADY SAID HE LIED..I WISH SOME1 KICK HIS 29 YR OLD ASS ALREADY.



  47. 47

    OH BTW I LOVEEEEEEEE CAPTAIN EO MICHAEL LOOKED SO DAMN FINEEEEEE….UGH SUX MY MICHAEL IS GONE.:(



  48. 48

    Leave him alone! He has suffered enough. Let's just remember him positively and let him rest in peace!! A-holes!

  49. chlyn says – reply to this


    49

    What's so unbelievable about him having a secret girlfriend? His sister had a secret marriage for many years. Also, all of Michael's friends have come forward to say something about him - but not the nanny.



  50. 50

    Grace Rwaramba?

    That would be Captain Obvious!



  51. 51

    HEY ASSWIPE U FORGOT TO MENTION THE BIGGEST BOGUS STORY OF ALL COMING FROM U~!!!!! THAT MJ FAKED HIS DEATH,, U FUCKTQARD



  52. 52

    back in the 80's, wasn't Michael planning to be cryogenically frozen when he died - maybe he's still doing that? 100 years from now, when they un-freeze him, he will still be the weirdest person on the planet.



  53. 53

    Crazy, Crazy, Crazy…

    Almost as crazy as your story about him faking it, right Perez?



  54. 54

    Bring back Captain EO!



  55. 55

    Re: MY BALLS ITCH – they itched



  56. 56

    AWWW!! LET HIM REST!!!!



  57. 57

    When I was a kid, I loved going to Epcot Center in Disney World to see Captain EO! It would pretty rad if they played it at IMAX theatres across the country in 3D of course!!!



  58. 58

    Have respect for him & his loved ones! Would you like people to treat your family the way people & media treat him, his family & friends? Not to mention all the lies that were said about him? How would it feel if a loved one to you was falsely accused of being a child molester just because greedy, heartless people wanted money?

    Have only seen his personality from distance & can NOT claim to know him, but from what I've seen; Oh boy, what a great man & could never hurt anyone on purpose! He was too good.

    He was a sweet soul & the world has lost an angel. I hurt a lot & never knew it would affect me this much, then imagine his near & dear ones?!? I am truly so sad for them & I wish them all the strength & support that they need to go through this.

    DON'T accuse anyone if you don't have facts & I don't mean facts in magazines & media, because they just make up stories to get more readers wich means more money for them. When you stand there on the judgment day, what are you going to say to the people that you falsely accused? Not only Michael but everybody? Wouldn't that be embarrasing?

    Michael, I hope you have found peace & harmony. You will always be in my heart, I have a special place dedicated just for you. I'm honoured to have lived & enjoyed your era. You're a true legend in so many ways. So sad that you left us too early, but I guess the angels wanted you back & I don't blame them.



  59. 59

    Have respect for him & his loved ones! Would you like people to treat your family the way people & media treat him, his family & friends? Not to mention all the lies that were said about him? How would it feel if a loved one to you was falsely accused of being a child molester just because greedy, heartless people wanted money?

    Have only seen his personality from distance & can NOT claim to know him, but from what I've seen; Oh boy, he was a great man and could never ever hurt anyone on purpose! He was too good.

    He was a sweet soul & the world has lost an angel. I hurt a lot & never knew it would affect me this much, then imagine his near & dear ones?!? I am truly so sad for them & I wish them all the strength & support that they need to go through this.

    Let's learn a lesson from this:

    DO NOT accuse anyone if you don't have facts… & I don't mean facts in magazines & media, because they just make up stories to get more readers wich means more money for them. When you stand there on the judgment day, what are you going to say to ppl that you falsely accused? Not only Michael, everybody? Wouldn't that be embarrasing?

    Michael, I hope you have found peace & harmony. You'll always be in my heart, I have a special place dedicated just for you. You're my inspiration! I'm honoured to have lived & enjoyed your era. You're a true legend in so many wonderful ways. So sad that you left us too early, but I guess the angels wanted you back & I don't blame them.



  60. 60

    Buried without his brain? just like his character from the WIZ!!!!



  61. 61

    All of those up in arms about "false" child molestation charges ought to direct their anger at Jackson. 40 year old men don't have little boy slumber parties without appropriately raising suspicions. He shoved his perverse crap in all of our faces, so there's no pity when it comes back to bite him in the ass.



  62. 62

    Just plain sad



  63. 63

    NOBODY Wants to See The Jackson 5!!

    Tell the Brothers to Stay Home!!

    Rest In Peace Michael!!



  64. 64

    Missing him -



  65. 65

    Let's write a better story.



  66. 66

    um….wow