Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Just how much Photoshopping was done on dear ol' Britney for the latest Candie's for Kohl's campaign????
Brit Brit's lookin' hawt and all, but come on!
They're practically paintings!