Airbrushed For Candies, It Does A Britney Good!

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Holy cow!

Just how much Photoshopping was done on dear ol' Britney for the latest Candie's for Kohl's campaign????

Brit Brit's lookin' hawt and all, but come on!

They're practically paintings!

    Posted: Jul 6, 2009 at 7:15 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      her first good picture since 1999…..



    2. 102

      She looks gorgeous! And everybody gets airbrushed…even in real life! With all the make-up…so…you are just jealous!



    3. 103

      wow, you are so uncreative…

      …read the original post - it is much better, funnier, and - ORIGINAL!!!:

      If my little 6-year-old cousin handed me these pictures and said, "Look what I colored! And I stayed in the lines," I would totally believe her. I would also pat her on the head, give her a losing scratcher ticket (they don't know the difference) for a job well done and then immediately marinate my hand in a bowl of Purell. Kids have cooties. I would never guess that these are actual pictures taken with an actual camera. Photoshop fuckery to the extreme.

      This is one of those "fuckit" jobs too. The hos at Candie's handed these pictures over to the Pshop artistes at 4:45pm on a Friday. They just slapped this shit together so they could hurry up and get to happy hour. Fuck, they probably did this job at happy hour. I mean, look at that white fence. Fences aren't supposed to look like that in real real. Although, the fence still looks better than Brit Brit's Kim Zolciak-approved wig. There's a tightrope…

      And what is with Brit Brit's horse obsession? This is some Equus shit! Cheeto-uus!

      bY mICHAEL k



    4. 104

      wooow
      so cool!!



    5. 105

      hhahaha paintings!!!!!!!!!hahahahahaha



    6. 106

      it's sad 2 see just how much she's changed since 1995….i mean think of the video for 'baby one more time' & look @ her latest photos with the shaved head & the large red spots all over her face.. seems like the continuous invasion of the media in her life has had such a negative impact on her…as far as the weigh she's gained is concerned it doesn't matter, it was high time her body turned to normal size, think it makes her more attractive



    7. 107

      tranny alert



    8. 108

      There are all kinds of fashional branded handbags in our website.Welcome to click it.



    9. 109

      There are various fashional branded handbags in our website.Welcome to click it.



    10. 110

      Re: booblover – Couln't say it better myself!

      Britney looks great



    11. 111

      Yeah, it's photoshopped. and perez you're too funny; look like paintings.lol. it does. but i think she looks great and i like the "world" they tried to create. the barbie world.



    12. 112

      The 3rd one is like, totally 80s, like oh my god! Couldn't they like come up with something original? Like they're totally making her look like totally high school valley girl. Like gag me with a spoon.



    13. 113

      Re: scissor – I LOVE MICHAELK!!!!!!!!!



    14. 114

      Wow. What a step down for her. She looks like she is stuck in a past era of cheap.



    15. 115

      At least Britney is naturally pretty…there is no amount of photo shopping that can make lady gag gag pretty, she's still ugly.
      ~
      #3 HollywoodTown & #21 zooby ~ I couldn't agree with you more!
      You Both Rock!!



    16. 116

      BRITNEY IS SOOOOO FABULOUS I LOVE LVOE LOVE HER SOO MUCH! SHE ROX!



    17. 117

      UMMM, REMEMBER THAT PAINTING (PHOTO?) OF YOUR GIRL KATY PERRY? NOW THAT WAS PHOTO-SHOPPED ALL TO HELL AND YOU SAID NOTHING, NOT ONE THING! YOUR AN ASSHOLE PEREZ! YOU ARE A MEAN BULLY HATER!



    18. 118

      OMG OMG IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS… she's amazing…if only she hadn't become shit… this is what she would now look like…i would still love her :P



    19. 119

      This is RIDICULOUS - Brit's gorgeous even without photoshopping. Jeez !



    20. 120

      The first pic is what she would have looked like had she not turned into the skanky,dirty, mental case douchebag that she has.



    21. 121

      Wow. Someone certainly earned their paycheck this week.



    22. 122

      um perez, ANY GOOD photos are photoshopped. Notice how models always look 10X better in pictures???



    23. 123

      The second one looks like Barbie and Barbie's horse =\



    24. 124

      Look who is talking! why didnt you say the same with your noh8 Picture??? bitch now thats a photoshopped picture we all know you are not even close to cute.
      And hello all photos are photoshopped in magazines



    25. 125

      so you diss britneys airbrushing when its great (overdone, but good) but you fail to comment on your precious gags airbrushing which made her look like a different person…right i get you now…this is the gag news page and the diss everyone else page



    26. 126

      Re: ladygaga007

      you said britney is : UGLY FACE - FAT BODY - TALENTLESS - PHONY - STUPID - SHITNEY !!

      and you think lady gaga is better?

      lady gaga has a big ass nose, and fat cheeks, and have u seen her without makeup? - britney a fat body? hahah she had two kids less than two years and lost 112 pounds! and is fit and toned - talentless? well britney has sold 83 million records and lady gaga only 2 million, lady caca is a one hit wonder transvesite, her 15 minutes are up and is only popular for her fashion - britney phony? lady gaga is an attention whore and is fake in her interviews to catch attention - LADY CACA!



    27. 127

      Re: TiaBelle

      she had two kids less than two years and lost 112 pounds! and is fit and toned!

      and damn shes sexy.. AND FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT THINK THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED ALOT! IT ISNT!

      look at the video of this photoshoot!!! radar behind the scenes on et!



    28. 128

      She's looks good but yes ~ The airbrushing is over done!
      She looks like Jessica Simpson in the 3rd pic… :|



    29. 129

      U suck at reporting news.
      first of all, THIS IS NOT NEWS
      seond, THIS IS NOT A PAINTING…Britney is just fine

      third
      ur a homo



    30. 130

      She looks amazing, as always - you gaga fans can go get a reality check, Gaga is a chick with a dick.



    31. 131

      The horse in the background is absolutely beautiful



    32. 132

      she looks gorgeous . i love britney (:



    33. 133

      um..why is the princess of pop doing candie's adds? i thought those were reserved for C list actresses she is way too good for this this is completely a step down for her career. if she's trying to re evaluate her image do NOT do cheap teenage clothing adds!



    34. 134

      she looks hot though lol



    35. 135

      the 2nd one is the funniest to me. aww man i wish she could actually sing



    36. 136

      she is a bit chubbbbbby - pretty smile tho. and she can't sing at all.



    37. 137

      did u guys notice that in the second picture she has no belly button



    38. 138

      i dont think its alot at all. and if she didnt photoshop it you would be freaking out! wow nothings good enough for dear old perez.o well because when your sitting alone home with your laptop, britneys having a wonderful time traveling across the world and going places with her 2 gorgeous sons. and plus shes way more happier inside then youll ever be! not to mention the $$$$$ shes gettin for this tour…..

    39. F says – reply to this


      139

      well the third pic is a bit of a mess.
      who gave her that kind of chest?
      but her face is awesome as always.
      i am an aguilera fan mostly but i really like brit-brit :)

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