Ewwwwwww.

If we weren't already grossed out by Kristen Stewart enough!

In case you can't tell, that's the Twilight star on a balcony at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, puffing away on an icky cig Friday afternoon.

Such a good role model for the tweens!!

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After hearing Rihanna's side of the story on 20/20 Friday night, Chris Beat-Her-Down couldn't resist from shit talking about RiRi!

Chris sent a statement over to MTV, speaking down on Ri's decision to discuss the "private matter" of his physical abuse publicly.

Writes the douche:

While I respect Rihanna's right to discuss the specific events of February 8, I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us. I do appreciate her support and wish her the best. I am extremely sorry for what I did, and I accept accountability for my actions. At this point, I am taking the proper steps to learn about me and grow from my mistakes. I only hope that others in similar situations can learn from our experience as well. Abuse of any kind is always wrong. The rest I leave it to God.

Sounds like someone is sick of being painted as the bad guy!

Princess RiRi can talk all she wants - she's the victim in this situation, NOT Chris!

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CLICK HERE to check out a 30 second preview of Lady GaGa's new music video for Bad Romance!

Poor bb!!!

The Jonas Brothers have just announced that they will be canceling their concert in Zurich on Saturday night because Nick has fallen ill with an upper respiratory infection!

The official announcement states:

We are sad to announce the cancellation of the Jonas Brothers concert for this evening in Zurich. Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers is ill with an upper respiratory infection of the nose and throat and the doctor has advised that he not speak or sing. This is the first time that the Jonas Brothers have ever cancelled a show for sickness and deeply regret that they will not be able to perform as a group tonight.

The band, the management, and the promoter apologize that the show must be cancelled on such short notice. We will do everything we can to revisit Zurich in the future and perform for our wonderful fans. Tickets can be refunded as of Monday, 9 November until 31 December 2009 at the presale agency.

Get well soon, kiddo!

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Stinky!

Cameron Diaz' latest film, The Box, blew it at the box office on Friday night!

Directed by Donnie Darko's Richard Kelly, the horror flick is only expected to open to a measly $7 mil over the weekend.

Pretty shitty for a movie that cost $25 million to make!!

And Cameron's not alone! MJ's This Is It continues to slide down the box office earnings, with the doc only expected to earn $13-$15 million by the weekend's close.

The only success story of the weekend so far?

Disney's A Christmas Carol, starring funnyman Jim Carrey is expected to earn $30-$35 million by Sunday, securing it in the number one spot at the box office.

As expected!

Well, here's one way to nip a rumor in the bud - sue!

Eddie Cibrian is planning on suing Life & Style Magazine for printing a story claiming Cibrian cheated on girlfriend LeAnn Rimes with his former fuck buddy, Scheana Marie Jancan!

Sources said Cibrian was "bragging" to the crew on CSI: Miami about boning Jancan, but Eddie says the story is untrue!

Cibrian's rep has released a statement about the suit, reading:

Unfortunately Life & Style Magazine has chosen to go out with a story filled with inaccuracies and deceitful lies, presumably to titillate sales, but clearly resulting in harm to Eddie Cibrian and others. This is irresponsible and reckless journalism. Eddie has met with his attorneys and will be filing a suit for libel and other actionable grounds shortly. It's a shame that Life & Style resorted to a story of this nature and they will regretfully now have to face scrutiny of untruthful reporting in a court proceeding.

Who do U believe???

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Multiple reports are claiming that Steven Tyler has quit his position as lead singer of the legendary rock band, Aerosmith!

Old Man Tyler encountered a slew of injuries this year, including a broken shoulder in August after tumbling off the stage while performing, and guitarist Joe Perry says the two weren't in contact for a full month after the accident!

Perry has informed reporters that Tyler has "quit as far as I can tell."

He continues: "I don't know any more than you do about it. I got off the plane two nights ago. I saw online that Steven said that he was going to leave the band. I don't know for how long, indefinitely or whatever. Other than that, I don't know."

Sorta sketchy!

Perry explained that Tyler has been avoiding the group's phone calls for months now, but Joe has "learned to live with it."

"Frankly, the last few months I've been wanting not to rock the boat. I don't want him cancelling any more gigs," tells Joe. "We just kind of didn't want to call him out or anything and get him anymore pissed off, for whatever reason. So we just let things lie."

Perry says Aerosmith has all plans to continue without Tyler and are looking for a new singer, not to replace Steven, rather to "move the Aerosmith… vibe up a notch."

What do U think???

Can it even be considered Aerosmith without Steven Tyler???

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For some reason, despite the absence of Katherine Heigl and the seldom appearance of Ellen Pompeo, fans still seem to be interested in Grey's Anatomy.

For all of you still watching, we have some news for you that we think will excite you - Kate Walsh is returning to fill the leading lady void!

Coming in January, Addison will make her return to Seattle Grace to help Mark Sloan (played by the delicious Eric Dane) with a special patient. Once she's done in Seattle, then she will be bring Mark back with her L.A., completing the transition of the annual crossover.

That should add some life into the dull show.

Are U excited?

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We don't think you should get one AT ALL!

Joe Jackson wants a monthly stipend from son Michael Jackson's estate to cover his extravagant $15,000 a month lifestyle:

Joe spends $1,200 a month for rent, $2,500 to eat out, $1,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacations, $2,000 on air travel and $3,000 on hotels!

Maybe you should cut back a bit, you bastard!

Michael's will only approves allowances to his mother Katherine Jackson and his 3 children Prince, Paris and Blanket.

Joe Jackson's only source of income is his $1,700 social security check that comes each month. The filing states:

"He does not have a regular or steady source of income, and he was dependent upon the money provided by his son, Michael Jackson, through his wife, Katherine Jackson for his support."

Oh, boo hoo! Maybe you should do something else besides milking your children for cash?

A judge has already rejected Joe's petition for an expedited hearing and to file the motion under seal.

It doesn't sound like anyone is on your side, Joe! We wonder why?!

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