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Cover Of The Week!

Filed under: Media Minute > Mischa Barton

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The latest issue of the U.K.'s Heat magazine.

Amazeballsack!

59 comments to “Cover Of The Week!”



  1. 1

    LMFAO, first?



  2. 2

    From too much coke to too much booze?



  3. 3

    This is clearly a Photoshop faux pas.



  4. 4

    HA!



  5. 5

    she looks better skinny hahhaha



  6. 6

    Ewww



  7. 7

    LOL she isn't that fat and I don't think she was ever that skinny.



  8. 8

    thats another girl. ive seen recent pics of her- shes still bulimic. UK tabloids are silly

  9. pomme says – reply to this


    9

    good! she stopped coke but she found the kitchen !



  10. 10

    The woman is obviously having some problems.
    .
    Due, in no small part, to your personal campaign to DESTROY HER LIFE AND CAREER.
    .
    Why are you TORTURING her?
    .
    You are a CRUEL ABUSIVE DEMEAING DEGRADING SELF-LOATHING jerk.
    .
    How do you sleep at night?
    .
    You are digging quite a hole for yourself.
    .
    Looks like you may have to lose it all.
    .
    Wait for it, ’cause it's coming.
    .
    Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma



  11. 11

    …you can never be too rich or too thin. Stick to the coke and lay off the bloating brewskies.



  12. 12

    Amazeballsack? Not only is that "word" of yours SO tired, it's completely inappropriate. I know you hate the girl, but being so elated about a young woman's body/substance abuse issues being plastered on magazine cover is heartless and immature.



  13. 13

    lol



  14. 14

    SICK



  15. 15

    STOP USING THAT STUPID FUCKING "AMAZEBALLSACK" SHIT…!!! DAMN, U HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING DUMB THAT SOUNDS…!!! ARGH!!



  16. 16

    OMG… is that really her… she must being going through some sort of depression!



  17. 17

    AND WHO CARES, SHE IS A HORRIBLE ACTRESS, IF U WANT TO CALL HER THAT, THAT WAS ON A HALF-RATE SHOW! JUST WRITE HER OUT OF THE MEMORIES OF THOSE WHO CARE AND MOVE ON!



  18. 18

    Bad photoshop on both sides!
    Still don't don't she's a coke fiend though



  19. 19

    'Amazeballsack'…..STFU…you try to be clever but you come across as a dumbass (like that is new)!!



  20. 20

    haha….but I saw a picture of her from last week and she was not that big at all!! She looks normal…still don't think she's very pretty, but she looked fine..



  21. 21

    Lol the UK is so dumb.

  22. MP says – reply to this


    22

    Mischa's very pretty, I'm sure half the girls out there would love to look like her. I hope she sorts out whatever's going on in her life to make her appearance change so much in 6 months. I wonder if she's on steroids? I think people (Perez) are awfully hard on her.



  23. 23

    stop smoking crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU LOOKED BETTER AS A CHUBBY GRL



  24. 24

    both just unflattering photos. but can someone remind me what this woman's job title is?



  25. 25

    Have you never heard of photoshop Perez?
    I don't understand why you take the time
    to post all this fake shit, when I'm SURE you
    know it isn't real. You're site is fast turning
    to SHIT.



  26. 26

    WTF is this AMAZEBALLSACKSHIT???? Not cute, clever or catchy. Get it together you're making QUEENS look bad AND sound lame.



  27. 27

    Wanna know where people go to snag a cougar, say, Just for future reference?
    "Cougar Central"? "San Carlos" ? or "San Francisco"?
    *** A g e l e s s M a t e C o m *** is the real place that is packed with them.



  28. 28

    LMAO this would make anyone wanna be too skinny.



  29. 29

    Shut up about the Karma Oswald 2001, he didn't make the cover of the magazine first of all, and secondly its fuckign amusing to see how the people who actually made this cover portray her in a false sense cause its clearly NOT HER.



  30. 30

    Maybe shes bulking up on steriods so she can pound the daylights out of you Mario!



  31. 31

    ive got this at home, not read it yet. but seriously is she famous enough to get a cover? heat covers are normally reserved for the big brother z-list variety



  32. 32

    Look there, hiding behind a newspaper. It's Will.i.am! Run splarglebag media pants. Run for your life!



  33. 33

    both of those pictures are clearly photoshopped



  34. 34

    So suddenly she's fat now? Anyway, it's better she is a little overweight than anorexic.



  35. 35

    No r-patz :( ?



  36. 36

    Re: Oswald2001 – You, my friend, are very correct. Mario IS a jerk and has no reason to slander the girl. Do I smell jealousy, or is it just him making more bacon? Who knows?



  37. 37

    perez you should stop hating people and trying to destroy their lives!!dont you know about karma?



  38. 38

    LOL: Amazeballsack. I think Perez is trying to invent a new word and get it into the dictionaries.

  39. <3. says – reply to this


    39

    photoshopped.



  40. 40

    Who is Mischa and why does anyone care? She looks quite fugly to me.



  41. 41

    PEREZ!!! COMPARE THE SKINNY PICTURE WITH THE WITCH FROM NARNIA THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE!!



  42. 42

    Re: Oswald2001 – People like you like tomake excuses for people's personal actions which is disgusting.

    If she does coke then it's not her fault because someone's talking shit about her? Guess what in the REAL WORLD people talk shit about other people. Perez does his job by reporting on gossip and in case you didn't know gossip by it's very definition is cruel.

    Maybe SHE should do her joke and stop sniffing powder off coffee tables and actually try…oh I don't know acting?

    Btw. You coming on this website SUPPORTS Perez which SUPPORTS her supposed destruction. You clinking on this very link SUPPORTS her poor little termination.

    So how do you sleep at night? Or do you play the innocent sheep card to make it all better?



  43. 43

    dude this shit is fuken photoshoped. she was never, nor is, this bloated. what ppl would do just to get a story.
    fuck tarts



  44. 44

    Isn't this what they call the "coke bloat"?



  45. 45

    That def. kinda looks like her. But its not her



  46. 46

    Perez, stop with the "amazeballs" and "amazeballsack". It's retarded. Like that girl said in Mean Girls about the word "fetch," IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.



  47. 47

    i want to believe that its not photoshopped but it probably is :( nonetheless, the article was an entertaining read.



  48. 48

    What the fuck is " Amazeballsack " ? Trying to get a ' catchphrase' started ? ITS FUCKING RETARTED …Like u !!!…STOP typing it…..not cute whatsoever, u moron



  49. 49

    No way! I can't believe it. Photoshop, Heat? Can't wait to get my copy this week! Don't diss the UK goss-rags. I feel a little bad for taking pleasure in her possible fatosity.



  50. 50

    PHOTOSHOP



  51. 51

    Both pictures are photoshopped! Everyone has seen the original pictures! God magazines are really drawing at straws these days. They did the same to Kate Hudson giving her a gigantic double chin. It's pathetic.



  52. 52

    whaaaat!?



  53. 53

    ha. bad photoshopping.



  54. 54

    Who?



  55. 55

    maby its the fringe?? lol



  56. 56

    it's just the way she moved her face.geeez
    you got pics from here of what,1 week ago? and she looked skinny as always…
    still,she may be so annoying,and saying pretending things like "i spend most of the time trying to learn how to play guitar" but she does is really a classic beauty.



  57. 57

    I dont care tbh.
    At the end of the day, she's some washed up actress whos reacted badly to not being hired as anything other than 'posh totty' on low budget british films and over-dramatic l.a girls.
    Still Perez, why so mean?



  58. 58

    omg ..



  59. 59

    i reckon fotoshop wbu???