Cover Of The Week!

Filed under: Media Minute > Mischa Barton

The latest issue of the U.K.'s Heat magazine.

Amazeballsack!

Posted: Jul 7, 2009 at 12:29 pm / Email this »

59 comments to “Cover Of The Week!”

Vexied says – reply to this

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LMFAO, first?
Endora says – reply to this

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From too much coke to too much booze?
AmberNicole says – reply to this

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This is clearly a Photoshop faux pas.
rubysoho says – reply to this

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HA!
CandyDanny says – reply to this

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she looks better skinny hahhaha
Hazel-D says – reply to this

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Ewww
devilish girl says – reply to this

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LOL she isn't that fat and I don't think she was ever that skinny.
ohperezluvyou says – reply to this

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thats another girl. ive seen recent pics of her- shes still bulimic. UK tabloids are silly
pomme says – reply to this

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good! she stopped coke but she found the kitchen !
Oswald2001 says – reply to this

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The woman is obviously having some problems.
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Due, in no small part, to your personal campaign to DESTROY HER LIFE AND CAREER.
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Why are you TORTURING her?
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You are a CRUEL ABUSIVE DEMEAING DEGRADING SELF-LOATHING jerk.
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How do you sleep at night?
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You are digging quite a hole for yourself.
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Looks like you may have to lose it all.
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Wait for it, ’cause it's coming.
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karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…you can never be too rich or too thin. Stick to the coke and lay off the bloating brewskies.
babybird says – reply to this

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Amazeballsack? Not only is that "word" of yours SO tired, it's completely inappropriate. I know you hate the girl, but being so elated about a young woman's body/substance abuse issues being plastered on magazine cover is heartless and immature.
british says – reply to this

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lol
Lys4nne says – reply to this

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SICK
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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STOP USING THAT STUPID FUCKING "AMAZEBALLSACK" SHIT…!!! DAMN, U HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING DUMB THAT SOUNDS…!!! ARGH!!
ytwxcz says – reply to this

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OMG… is that really her… she must being going through some sort of depression!
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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AND WHO CARES, SHE IS A HORRIBLE ACTRESS, IF U WANT TO CALL HER THAT, THAT WAS ON A HALF-RATE SHOW! JUST WRITE HER OUT OF THE MEMORIES OF THOSE WHO CARE AND MOVE ON!
duelastar says – reply to this

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Bad photoshop on both sides!
Still don't don't she's a coke fiend though
Perez Is A B*tch says – reply to this

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'Amazeballsack'…..STFU…you try to be clever but you come across as a dumbass (like that is new)!!
BELLABABY12 says – reply to this

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haha….but I saw a picture of her from last week and she was not that big at all!! She looks normal…still don't think she's very pretty, but she looked fine..
uranus says – reply to this

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Lol the UK is so dumb.
MP says – reply to this

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Mischa's very pretty, I'm sure half the girls out there would love to look like her. I hope she sorts out whatever's going on in her life to make her appearance change so much in 6 months. I wonder if she's on steroids? I think people (Perez) are awfully hard on her.
CHIBABY says – reply to this

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stop smoking crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU LOOKED BETTER AS A CHUBBY GRL
amycakes86 says – reply to this

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both just unflattering photos. but can someone remind me what this woman's job title is?
dnibby. says – reply to this

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Have you never heard of photoshop Perez?
I don't understand why you take the time
to post all this fake shit, when I'm SURE you
know it isn't real. You're site is fast turning
to SHIT.
CurlEgirl08 says – reply to this

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WTF is this AMAZEBALLSACKSHIT???? Not cute, clever or catchy. Get it together you're making QUEENS look bad AND sound lame.
lianjoya says – reply to this

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Wanna know where people go to snag a cougar, say, Just for future reference?
"Cougar Central"? "San Carlos" ? or "San Francisco"?
*** A g e l e s s M a t e C o m *** is the real place that is packed with them.
shann-inrainbows says – reply to this

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LMAO this would make anyone wanna be too skinny.
shann-inrainbows says – reply to this

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Shut up about the Karma Oswald 2001, he didn't make the cover of the magazine first of all, and secondly its fuckign amusing to see how the people who actually made this cover portray her in a false sense cause its clearly NOT HER.
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Maybe shes bulking up on steriods so she can pound the daylights out of you Mario!
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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ive got this at home, not read it yet. but seriously is she famous enough to get a cover? heat covers are normally reserved for the big brother z-list variety
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Look there, hiding behind a newspaper. It's Will.i.am! Run splarglebag media pants. Run for your life!
JoeyDub says – reply to this

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both of those pictures are clearly photoshopped
Obnoxious_Joe says – reply to this

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So suddenly she's fat now? Anyway, it's better she is a little overweight than anorexic.
IHaveADickAndAHoohah says – reply to this

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No r-patz ?
IHaveADickAndAHoohah says – reply to this

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Re: Oswald2001 – You, my friend, are very correct. Mario IS a jerk and has no reason to slander the girl. Do I smell jealousy, or is it just him making more bacon? Who knows?
angie19888888 says – reply to this

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perez you should stop hating people and trying to destroy their lives!!dont you know about karma?
Obnoxious_Joe says – reply to this

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LOL: Amazeballsack. I think Perez is trying to invent a new word and get it into the dictionaries.
<3. says – reply to this

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photoshopped.
Brainbug says – reply to this

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Who is Mischa and why does anyone care? She looks quite fugly to me.
DemiLOVEato says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!! COMPARE THE SKINNY PICTURE WITH THE WITCH FROM NARNIA THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE!!
MarieRi says – reply to this

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Re: Oswald2001 – People like you like tomake excuses for people's personal actions which is disgusting.

If she does coke then it's not her fault because someone's talking shit about her? Guess what in the REAL WORLD people talk shit about other people. Perez does his job by reporting on gossip and in case you didn't know gossip by it's very definition is cruel.

Maybe SHE should do her joke and stop sniffing powder off coffee tables and actually try…oh I don't know acting?

Btw. You coming on this website SUPPORTS Perez which SUPPORTS her supposed destruction. You clinking on this very link SUPPORTS her poor little termination.

So how do you sleep at night? Or do you play the innocent sheep card to make it all better?
BlazingBru says – reply to this

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dude this shit is fuken photoshoped. she was never, nor is, this bloated. what ppl would do just to get a story.
fuck tarts
peelicker says – reply to this

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Isn't this what they call the "coke bloat"?
Lovely_Earth says – reply to this

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That def. kinda looks like her. But its not her
PurpleDocs says – reply to this

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Perez, stop with the "amazeballs" and "amazeballsack". It's retarded. Like that girl said in Mean Girls about the word "fetch," IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
TWILIGHT OBSESSED says – reply to this

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i want to believe that its not photoshopped but it probably is nonetheless, the article was an entertaining read.
Ida Kno says – reply to this

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What the fuck is " Amazeballsack " ? Trying to get a ' catchphrase' started ? ITS FUCKING RETARTED …Like u !!!…STOP typing it…..not cute whatsoever, u moron
envyofthestage says – reply to this

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No way! I can't believe it. Photoshop, Heat? Can't wait to get my copy this week! Don't diss the UK goss-rags. I feel a little bad for taking pleasure in her possible fatosity.
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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PHOTOSHOP
Margaux_M says – reply to this

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Both pictures are photoshopped! Everyone has seen the original pictures! God magazines are really drawing at straws these days. They did the same to Kate Hudson giving her a gigantic double chin. It's pathetic.
AbbyRoad says – reply to this

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whaaaat!?
helloRJ says – reply to this

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ha. bad photoshopping.
Mandles says – reply to this

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Who?
geo121uk says – reply to this

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maby its the fringe?? lol
CLAUDETTE says – reply to this

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it's just the way she moved her face.geeez
you got pics from here of what,1 week ago? and she looked skinny as always…
still,she may be so annoying,and saying pretending things like "i spend most of the time trying to learn how to play guitar" but she does is really a classic beauty.
AmyLouise123 says – reply to this

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I dont care tbh.
At the end of the day, she's some washed up actress whos reacted badly to not being hired as anything other than 'posh totty' on low budget british films and over-dramatic l.a girls.
Still Perez, why so mean?
morgan17 says – reply to this

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omg ..
sannaboulger says – reply to this

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i reckon fotoshop wbu???