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That look on Jeremy Piven's face on the cover of the new Men's Fitness can best be described as __________.

Posted: Jul 7, 2009 at 10:45 am / Email this »

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Orangina says – reply to this

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A joke! Seriously? AARP is more like it.
fluffomatic says – reply to this

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Residual mercury poisoning.
Swedish Beauty says – reply to this

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Trying his best to look like Billy Petersen and failing miserable.
ynot says – reply to this

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i just crapped my wet suit.
MColeman80 says – reply to this

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That look on Jeremy Piven's face on the cover of the new Men's Fitness can best be described as a desperate plea to readers that they not point out how obviously his face has been Photoshopped on a less flubby body.

We all know black is slimming, but it's not quite as implicit when it's a freeking wetsuit. Dude is so nasty the photographer had to find a way to put him in a full-body girdle!??!?
mrsadamlambert23 says – reply to this

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ohh yeahh
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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mouth full of semen!!!!!!!!!!
yeahhh about that... says – reply to this

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Hotness. Sex. I don't care either or…I know he's not a favorite, but I think he's so sexy.
Aknight227 says – reply to this

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My wig dries fast
putthekoolaiddown27 says – reply to this

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Oh its the 'I don't give a fuck' look…
GingerSpot says – reply to this

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Men's fitness?? I always thought he was a dumpy looking bastard.

Anyways he's probably thinking,

"I got a turtle head pokin' out - I hope the photographer can't smell it…"
Flossay says – reply to this

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Orgasmic
bunnybutt says – reply to this

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Stunned to be photoshopped onto Laird Hamilton's body! But when you closed down a broadway show all on your own and put many people out of work, you do have plenty of time to work on your body!
KERGiE says – reply to this

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delicious! i think he looks sexy, finally! he was a fug for a while.
kiki_tatu says – reply to this

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Ok, they PHOTOSHOPPED his head onto another person's body. lolololol
JigSaw says – reply to this

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what the fuck???? you finally start posting crap other than mj and this is the best you can do???
Genna =) says – reply to this

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Looking like someones just smacked him in the face with that oar =)
ann illusion says – reply to this

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smug fuck
Gigi7 says – reply to this

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Cute ! Sexy !!
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…I can't breathe. Get this f8cking girdle off me asap.
hotmilfchocolate says – reply to this

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'DOUCHE-MERCURY-CHIC'
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – I hear ya………..
How the hell are ya today????????
ytwxcz says – reply to this

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…constipation!!!
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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THERE IS NO WAY THAT PHOTO IS UNTOUCHED…AS IN UN-PHOTOSHOPED….I DONT BELIEVE IT….HIS FACE LOOKS FULLER….HE LOOKS TOO BUFF…AND HIS HAIR LOOKS DIFFERENT…WTF??? AND HE LOOKS A LIL CLOONEY-ISH….
bosshawg says – reply to this

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Gil Grissom-ish
marykate04 says – reply to this

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trying to be sexy.
lilaleck says – reply to this

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homolicious
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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best described as - HARD CORE DOUCHE!
topper says – reply to this

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He does look better than you Perez.
GingerSpot says – reply to this

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Re: Aknight227 –

ha ha ha!!!
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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THAT A "I JUST FARTED" FACE….LMAO….I BET IF U WERE THERE PERETZEL, U'D HUFF IT OUT HIS ASS SO HE WOULD HAVE TO BOTHER WITH STRAINING….LMAO….
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – sorry again
devon2000 says – reply to this

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Damn my toupee looks good, and the glue is holding it on great!
Sexsai says – reply to this

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Ohhh musclebear. I would suck his cock off HARD! He looks really cute
Spindoc says – reply to this

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His Girdle/stomache tuck is chafing?
ain'tGotNoTime4NoHaters says – reply to this

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I think he's hot… for a guy his age
I never liked older men, but… HE'S HOT!
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan – #28, haha, what kind, vinager water or spring meadow…lmao….
Perez Wears Pink Panties says – reply to this

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…..better than Mario's photoshopped Advocate gay face cover.
Letty Spaghetti says – reply to this

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Gay! and nice hair piece..
ohperezluvyou says – reply to this

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"wow, look at that chicks ass"
mekel2008 says – reply to this

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That he has real bad gas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is not sexy.
redrory says – reply to this

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OMG Perez, you have to wave your mean flag and pull out that high school pic of the Piv for comparisons sake.
wendellodom says – reply to this

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"Guess what I just pulled this oar out of…"
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
whoooohoooooo, hehee
NoFistsinFigths says – reply to this

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Puckish.
HITZhoney86 says – reply to this

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EWW
KatMoneyFL says – reply to this

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overly sexual
stefystef says – reply to this

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I don't believe that's his body. Nominate this pic for BEST PHOTOSHOP EVER!!!
LMG says – reply to this

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He's an arse
bigtoerelations says – reply to this

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The Pivert does not have THE GOODS! He took it from these guys: thegoodsomedy.com ….you would think he would have learned his legal lesson from FishyGate 2009
Eezeebreezee says – reply to this

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pathetically insecure wannabe
jess4prez says – reply to this

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I wanna F____ you like an animal
thefamebaby says – reply to this

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He jizzed in his pants, hence the screaming title "SECRETS OF HARD-CORE ENDURANCE".
beavertail says – reply to this

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Isn't photoshop bitchin'?
mobius lion says – reply to this

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it's a super douche look on his face. it's his main look actually.
hitsplus says – reply to this

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Hot.
beebritches says – reply to this

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Fucking smug. I hate that guy. I bet it's a fake picture.
sweetshrimp says – reply to this

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Smug and sushi-fearing!
patty1h says – reply to this

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This wet suit is squishing my testicles!
jayden james says – reply to this

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I can't stand this smug, egotistical, balding, midget. Very over-rated actor - no range - only douchbag chops - which is just playing himself. He's so gross!
Endora says – reply to this

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COMPLETELY PHOTOSHOPPPED!
GetTheseNoodles says – reply to this

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…douchy.
Spindoc says – reply to this

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Re: karencarpenter – LOL!!!!!!!
nccan17 says – reply to this

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He likes fish sticks! He likes them in his mouth!
KEEFER says – reply to this

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boy, i'd like to punch this gay fuck in the face
thehottestgirlintheroom says – reply to this

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"Douchey."
sadieface says – reply to this

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delusional . . . he only wishes he looked like that
wicked_game says – reply to this

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His face? Who cares about his face?
;D
blslut666 says – reply to this

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Ari looks awesome!
terminally sane says – reply to this

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hes trying to not look like a douch but it clearly back fired on him he should of just smiled
GOSSIP HOG says – reply to this

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smug.
mediajunkie says – reply to this

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I've always hated this idiot.
squiidx3 says – reply to this

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a grizzly bear
3velien says – reply to this

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fucking hot seriously
tibbly2 says – reply to this

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He looks like Carl the greens keeper from Caddyshack.
desixte says – reply to this

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vicious.
krissyofcourse says – reply to this

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mercury poisoning
ShiaLove says – reply to this

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I can't get enough of him, hot as fuck.
thecleopets says – reply to this

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Twins… Jeremy Piven & Kevin James. Please do a side by side analysis, same D-bag face.
Club80 says – reply to this

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Girdle-licious
darmon says – reply to this

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frumpy
jim45y says – reply to this

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Whateva i think hes hot
treybaby76 says – reply to this

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For a total douche bag, he does look rather hot in this pic.
jessie bo bessie says – reply to this

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maybe he's thinking " i wonder if anyone remembers that i was bald not that long ago and knows these are plugs"
PurpleDocs says – reply to this

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SMARMY.
kellllllllli. says – reply to this

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douchebag.
Sammy'smom says – reply to this

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Did he get a body double? Or does the wet suit contain a girdle?
sarah_r says – reply to this

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fishy.
Ravana says – reply to this

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they did just a wonderful job pasting his head on some model dudes body….
dpmc19 says – reply to this

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Douche-ius Maximus
Randi-Canada says – reply to this

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can best be described as ……photoshopped
roofus says – reply to this

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Stacy Keach's gay brother
MissAlikins says – reply to this

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Trying to keep himself warm by peeing on himself whilst kayaking
monkeypants says – reply to this

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…relief that this wet suit is covering up his chest hair stubble
sherlock2g says – reply to this

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Bear Gay Face!!
UrbestNightmare says – reply to this

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haha suck it
ehjayjay says – reply to this

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douchebaggery
kittykat1111 says – reply to this

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airbrushed…along w those arms
luvyaP says – reply to this

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Is this a GAY mag???
sannaboulger says – reply to this

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sucken in the spare tire

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Give it a listen (above)!

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