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Michael Bay Is A Pig

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The only transformation Michael Bay should be concerned with now is the one he took from geeky teenager to disgusting, douchey perv!

Apparently, the Transformer's director had Megan Fox complete a rather unorthodox audition at his house. A source reports that Bay "made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her."

What?! Ewwwww!!!!

When asked about this unseen footage, Bay claims "[I] don't know where it is."

Sure, sure. Bet if we check your bedroom DVD player we'd find it!

[Image via WENN.]

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116 comments to “Michael Bay Is A Pig”

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  1. 1

    seriously?! weirdooooo!

  2. 2

    oh shut the fuck already Perez .. Megan Fox is pure trash her next movie "Jennifer's Body" looks fuckin weak … you fat shit

  3. 3

    I wonder if she'd wash my SUV while I jerk…..I mean filmed it?

  4. 4

    I wonder what (If anything)she was wearing when she did the car wash "Audition"?

  5. 5

    ugh! i heard that earlier today on Alexa Chung and that disgusted me… i hope he comes out with a statement explaining himself…. that's SO GROSS!!

  6. 6

    She is a moron for doing such a thing!

  7. 7

    I'd let her wax my Camero!!

  8. 8

    Megan Fox is so stupid why is this even Michael Bay's problem. I'm pretty sure Perez, she dosen't have a problem spreading her legs. It was probably her idea and if not why didn't she just say NO?!

  9. 9

    I thought she was a strong independent women, why is this even an issue? she must have liked it. Used to like her but now she is getting on my nerves.

  10. 10

    F— Off! That is not pervy at all in fact it's very normal, I have my over 18 neighbor wash my car every weekend. I'm sure no one held a gun to Megan's head!

  11. 11

    lol that's messed up. it's like paris hilton burger commercial all over again.

  12. 12

    LOL. That's humor a la Harald Zwart's One Night At McCool's where Liv Tyler does the car wash.

  13. 13

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, what a fucking perv!!!!!

  14. 14

    NO! Shia is way hotter than Megan Whore!

  15. 15

    nasty fuck!! i mean megan annoys the crap out of me even though shes gorgeous cause shes so full of it!!!

  16. 16

    She is gorgeous,she lay low in her personal life,smart girl.

  17. 17

    Smells like fake publicity bullshit to me.
    Perez, do you take everything you read as gospel? Come ON, dude. Hear that sound? It's Michael Bay laughing his ass off because someone actually bought that crap!

  18. 18

    Really. Can you blame him?

  19. 19

    What a perv!

  20. 20

    And she was slutty enough to do it. Nothing but trash, stop talking about her.

  21. 21

    WTF!?!?!?!? Who cares! Megan Fox is trash! I'm actually ashamed that I unfortunately share the same first name as her! She got fuckin plastic surgery when she looked perfectly fine to start with and NO BODY in their right mind would do something so unorthodox for an audition unless they wanted to be treated like trash. What the hell? Washing some guys car is not an audition and you would be completely stupid to do it!

  22. 22

    megan fox is a talentless slut bag.

  23. 23

    thats a mess

  24. 24

    Ha! Goes to show the real nature of her 'talent'. She can't act, she is mere decoration.

  25. 25

    Well, to be fair, it's not like she decided against doing it.

  26. 26

    I bet both there hands are on her ass.

  27. 27

    Oh please!! Not only did she not have to do it if she didn't want to, this whole story is probably completely made up.

  28. 28

    she ain't the first or last to do it. by the why i think Shia is hot

  29. 29


    what i want to see is Shia's audition tape where he cleaned
    Michael Bay's bathroom wearing only Nike's and yellow rubber gloves

    now THAT is "pervy" (and kinda hot!)


  30. 30

    sweet, hes my freaking idol

  31. 31

    im sure she didn't mind.

  32. 32

    shia > megan in every way! haha im sure she offered to do it, who really cares

  33. 33

    How does that make him a pig? She was basically just there to look good anyway. She should be glad that someone was just willing to put her in a movie.

  34. 34

    So what? Thats what she is able to do!!
    She can't act, she's annoying, BUT she looks like hot trash!
    Lucky girl, that was the best audition she could get!!!!

  35. 35

    did you see what megan said about bay when she was on kimmel the other night - basically eluded to him being pervvy - you should look it up

  36. 36

    this falls under the "who the fuck cares" catagory

  37. 37

    weeks ago sorry about this… when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

  38. 38

    She probably turned up unannounced at the directors house and pleaded if there was anything that she could do to secure the role in Transformers and he thought, yeah, wash my car and show me your t*ts. She's a complete slapper and has an IQ of a 9yr old. Have you read any of her interviews? She talks utter drivel the entire time and reckons she's so bloody superior - she's just an Angelina Jolie wannabe but without any acting talent.

  39. 39

    Um, who is worse, the guy that asked her to do it…or the desperate wannabee actress that actually does it?

  40. 40

    she didn't have to do it!

  41. 41

    Pfft, its the only thing she's good for! Being eye candy and jack off material! Never in a million years would she actually be considered an artist, an actress or a decent human being for that matter. Fuck you megan fox and your lame attempts at acting HA!

  42. 42

    michael bay is responsible for some of the shittiest movies of all time.sure they make money, but who cares…..there is ZERO artistry in his work . Have you seen Transf 2 ? WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! whata collosal piece of shit. Literally the worst movie EVER…and the most OVER-PRODUCED bunch of dreck EVER. what a waste of time and money

  43. 43

    her 15 minutes are about up. Please sit down. Or go wash my car

  44. 44

    that dude is a perv. but why would megan fox even agree to that?
    and, i don't think she's too hot for shia labeouf.
    they should go out, they'd make a cute couple.

  45. 45

    Him a pig? What about her? What an idiot!

  46. 46

    Re: GOSSIP HOGAnd the worst part was, they were his MOTHER'S used yellow rubber gloves :D :D :D

  47. 47

    Who really is worse….Bay for asking or Fox for doing?

    It is Hollywood we're lucky it wasn't Megan Fox getting on her knees for the job.

    Besides that isn't there a scene in the movie where she's washing motorcycles?? It was for the good of the movie!!

  48. 48

    well she's a hoe and he did it because he could!

  49. 49

    why are you guys grossed out with michael bay? how about megan fox?? she might be younger than him but she is not retarded or a little kid, she knew what she was doing and look at that, she is mainly known for being in transformers, michael launched her career, what did she do for him??? give him a hard on maybe? thats 5 minutes any one would be willing to give up for fame and wealth, she needed him more than he needed her. she is just doing what MANY celebs have done to get a bit of fame and wealth actually

  50. 50

    Who cares? Michael Bay looks kind of D.I.L.F.-ish.

  51. 51

    What a skeeze. I guess he has to abuse the power he gained from creating shit movies.

  52. 52

    that is so untrue

  53. m.j says – reply to this


    Is this really surprising? She was freaking exploited in Transformers. Dont get me started on the slow easing up scene when she had her booty in the air on the motorcycle…

  54. 54

    Foxxy is a whore =)

    cof slut

  55. 55

    bad ass

  56. 56

    He wanted it for his spank bank. I wonder why he didn't have he was a city bus

  57. 57

    Well, she was up for it anyway.

  58. 58

    How degrading and chauvinistic- And she went along with it? She has no respect for herself.

  59. 59

    EUUW! Gross…why would she agree to that? She probably fucked him for the part…

  60. 60

    LOL she was the one that agreed to it

  61. 61

    Michael Bay, typical Hollywood d bag.
    On the other hand, mad props to Bay for pulling that off.

  62. 62


  63. omz says – reply to this


    he might be a pig but so is she why agree to do something like that =[

  64. omz says – reply to this


    Re: m.j – exactly

  65. 65

    she's a known cocksucker

  66. 66

    Re: omz – because she's a desperate talentless slut.

  67. asb25 says – reply to this


    shes the whore who actually did it though. megan fox is trashy as hell

  68. 68

    ewwww but it's also megan's fault she shouldn't have done that, what a slut

  69. 69

    Man i hope that's not true!

  70. 70

    That's gross.
    And unneccesary.

  71. 71

    I guess that's how she got the part!

  72. 72

    What is with all the woman bashing in the comments? What is with all the misogynistic females? You are so filled with hatred that you'll hate on your own gender just to put Megan down?

  73. 73

    If he's a pig then she's a dumb slut.

    Come on Megan, we all know you're sucking on straws to get the movie roles you do but atleast have the decency to do what you're good at.

    Smile and look pretty, don't talk and oh take off your top.

    Don't act like in every other magazine interview you're the smartest, touchest, biggest bitch ever.

    You're just a scared little girl who's willing to do anything to get her movie roles.

  74. 74

    Well she wanted to be in a movie where she's sexy eye-candy. Wouldn't you think she'd have a sexy eye-candy type audition. I would.

  75. 75

    Re: Spiritflow12 – I don't support someone of my own gender who considers her sex a means of leveraging fame and fortune. Who is happy to show off her body if it means a few extra dollars in her pocket.

    Perhaps you should investigate why your self-esteem is so low that you would.

  76. 76

    I just dont get the HYPE about her.. She's not really any hotter than any of the other big starlets.. What makes her so FABOOSH? Someone please PLEASE enlighten me. I just do not see it. I'd go for a handful of any of the others … ANY DAY.. She wouldnt be on my list at all. I've seen better than her all over the damn place.. Not just Hollyweird.

  77. 77

    SHOULD BE totally GRATEFUL to Michael Bay & Transformers…she wouldnot be so "hot" without the 2 :) step back to reality girl , before you can't get into anything good…they are always a'FRESH" new girls that just can't wait to get their spot , including me :)

  78. 78

    …and she actually did it?

  79. 79

    She looks great here. (Sometimes she looks kind of skanky.)

  80. 80

    omg Perez tell me that's not true! how sad…

  81. 81



  82. 82

    Yeah, don't care enough about her. If it's true, then she's dumb for doing it. All I know is, Shia looks absolutely hot there.

  83. 83

    Recently the NY Daily News had a blind item about a starlet the recently banged a couple co stars but wouldn't bang the director of her block buster. Maybe that is the reason Bay has had some harsh words for her recently.

  84. 84

    only a trashyho would agree to that so who really cares she wasnt forced into it im sure

  85. 85

    He has the worst reputation in Hollywood! A very good source told me that while filming "Pearl Harbor" a stunt plane crashed and all he wanted to know was whether they got the shot, he didn't care at all about the pilot. The whole crew was so disgusted they refused to work.

  86. 86

    Bad angle on the arms nutMeg…

  87. 87

    As Judge Judy says "Beauty fades, but dumb is forever".

  88. 88

    yeah…but she did it??? I wonder if she gave him a blowjob afterwards too for that part?

  89. 89

    Hahaha, look at that dirty bastard…I bet he has some alone time w/ megan on t.v. EVERY night. Probably out of lotion.

  90. 90

    ew how gross… look at her knee!!..
    oh and what she did was gross

  91. 91

    wtfff if this is true that's messed up

  92. 92

    in the inner circles of hollywood's casting couch… it means to give oral sex. for someone like her to talk about how disgusting men are, its a shame she would reduce herself to this. but not at all surprising, she contradicts a lot anyways. i think were on minute 11 now…tick tock

    where are the katherine hepburns…

  93. 93


  94. 94

    Well we all know why she really gets the parts now don't we? Looks, looks, looks..british actors actually get parts for being good at their craft while most american actors get their jobs based on how they look. Did anyone honestly believe there was no more casting couch? Michael Bay just took the casting couch in a different direction(hasn't this guy dated porn stars before?). He didn't "make" her do anything. She could have said no. Clearly her desire for fame and money overruled any personal integrity.

  95. 95

    It's not all on him… she could have said no!

  96. 96

    ewww, that's disgusting

  97. 97

    umm lets not miss the part where =she= actually did it, and most likely more.

  98. 98

    he is a grossie. she is a disgrace. who the fuckers would agree to such a creepy request????

  99. 99

    thought she was auditioning for a movie not a gig in some playboy mansion wannabe thing.

  100. 100

    Cant you tell by his face?..he has "pervert" written all over it

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