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Was K-Stew Sperminated By A Vamp???

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Ha!

Check out the ridiculously brazilliant cover of Australian gossip rag New Weekly!

Kristen Stewart knocked up with R-Patz' baby???

Alert the media! She reportedly "missed her period"!

You'd think with all the MJ hubub, the mag wouldn't be scrounging for headlines this week!!

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    1. 1

      look closely, her "bump" is photoshopped in…..pathetic rag mag



    2. 2

      I don't believe this. She probs just gained a few pounds. Rob Pattinson is hottttttt.



    3. 3

      LMAO.. nice blurry picture in that one with the arrow.. LOL



    4. 4

      shes just bloated.haha



    5. 5

      That doesn't even look like a side view of Kristen at all…



    6. 6

      could be she's been eating like a pig lately….doubt she's prego…bish is ugly



    7. 7

      it doesnt look like her :S:S



    8. 8

      Oh god. It was probably a food baby.



    9. 9

      lol i saw this at the checkout before and had a good laugh. typical nw



    10. 10

      Wait…

      It's okay for YOU to write lies (sorry…"state your opinion")…but nobody else?

      Just remember Perez, YOU are the one that told us MJ was faking his death. Which is worse? Saying someone is pregnant or making horrific comments about someone's death?



    11. 11

      What the hell is "New Weekly"? Or am I just totally out of the loop here? Most likely the latter.



    12. 12

      she would prob name it renesmee



    13. 13

      It looks really fake, and if its true i cant believe
      she cheated on her boyfriend with R-Patz



    14. 14

      she is just getting ready for breaking dawn…hello that is renesmee growing in there =)



    15. 15

      i can't believe you put this on your site……people are already saying you are reporting she's preggo…that's why i came here lol



    16. 16

      thats just a rumor omg ppl invent the craziest stufff!



    17. 17

      If that were really a baby, she'd probably have gained some tits too.



    18. 18

      Congrats, Kristen. You're not a real starlet in Hollywood until they start making up pregnancy rumors about you.



    19. 19

      Dude, that's so NOT baby bump! either A.) it's a photoshop or B.) she gained a few punds. Seriously, this is pure bull!



    20. 20

      thi is so dumb. clearly fake..and even if she did get pregnant, she has a boyfriend..sooo why would anyone assume is rob's?



    21. 21

      omg it should be illegal to make stories that are this painfully false



    22. 22

      i think thats a bunch of crap. lol but just for the record.. they would make a gorg. baby. but i REALLY dont think its true.



    23. 23

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    24. 24

      She's not pregnant idiot its called being bloated and who wouldn't be with those tight ass pants. Damn Mario give the girl a break! Skinny girls get bloated too you know.



    25. 25

      WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO TO HER HAIR!? SHE'S HARDLY EVEN TOLERABLE NOW….NOT THAT SHE WAS EVER TOLERABLE BEFORE. -PUKES-



    26. 26

      Lol this is hilarious. IF she is pregnant, which i highly doubt she is, then how do they know it's Robert's baby? Do they suddenly have access to the baby's DNA? Lol. And it could be anyone's: Michael, Kellan, Jackson, heck, even a one-night stand. The rags are really pushing this Robsten nonsense. It's so fucking stupid. And it must be surreal for both of them. Can you imagine having your face plastered all over the rags, reporting bullshit like you're pregnant, cheating with your BF, AND hooking up with your co-star? Jesus. Anything to sell the rags. Anything.

    27. Rebii says – reply to this


      27

      It's probably not true.. But imagine if it was! It wouldn't be good for the next movie! How do they plan on explaining Bella's pregnancy? That's not meant to happen till the last one! :P



    28. 28

      i dont think shes preggas, she might just have a food baby
      Feel sorry for her if she isnt, she wouldnt be feeling to go bout herself



    29. 29

      She obviously gained some weight and the tight leather pants don't help.



    30. 30

      Perez you need 2 back off kristen. you talk so much shit about her and im sick of it. I smell jealousy.

    31. RUu says – reply to this


      31

      LOL shes just fat… and the photo is photoshopped. the shadow on the bottom of her belly looks very odd from this angle. Alert the media when her boobs starts to be sore.



    32. 32

      gosh I wish I was pregnant with Robert Pattinson's baby



    33. 33

      that picture with the arrow is sooo fake. It's clearly photoshopped, just look at how her bellybutton is facing towards the camera but if it was an actual picture you wouldn't be able to see it because it would be facing straight ahead rather than towards the camera



    34. 34

      Ummm the other headlines are more important BRITNEY IS GETTING MARRIED YA'LL & MJ was murdered AND Jen is crying AGAIN. Serious stuff.



    35. 35


    36. 36

      lmao this was the stupidest story i've ever seen.
      they're not even a couple.



    37. 37

      This pic is like an optical illusion, like the old lady and the young lady yano? if you look at this pic a diff way you see her stomach is completely flat and its just the shadows… her bellly button makes it look like she's got a bulge but if you look again its flat



    38. 38

      This is such shit. Love Kristen.



    39. 39

      roflmao



    40. 40

      uh…..NO! she just got a little fat!



    41. 41

      that pic is not photoshopped. the paps got pics of her like that and her belly was sticking out. she may or may not be pregnant but thats not photoshopped people.



    42. 42

      oh my frickin God



    43. 43

      i don't think so!…leave my baby (kstew alone) she's pretty and is still a virgin



    44. 44

      Lame. I hope these two dont get together, ever.
      And as if shes pregnant. Shes probably just put on weight.
      But clearly, it's photoshopped.



    45. 45

      must be photoshopped. that girl doesn't have an ounce of fat on her

      and i hope the real joan jett doesn't ruin the movie by being a pain the ass. seems wrong that she's always on set, coaching kristen.



    46. 46

      That's no baby! it's….

      A. Photoshopped
      B. Last night's micky D's….



    47. 47

      I'M GETTING MARRIED Y'ALL LOLZ!!!



    48. 48

      New Weekly has to be the most reliable of the trashy Australian glossies - they regularly make up absolute nonsense stories.



    49. 49

      Re: quartknee89 – You're right. I just looked at it again, and it seems flat. The unbuttoned pants makes it seem that there's a bulge. But maybe she IS getting fatter?



    50. 50

      does anyone else notice how ridiculous rob's hair looks?

    51. Sezzy says – reply to this


      51

      i believe it. shes skinny but not toned. even in megan fox's new shiteous movie film shes got skin hanging above her beige water panties



    52. 52

      Damn. Give the chick a break ! She probably just gained a few. Sheesh…



    53. 53

      LOL - if it's true though it could be why they're hurrying to film book 3. She wouldn't have to hide her pregnancy then since Bella gets pregnant



    54. 54

      ugh, i hate her. she's such a wank.
      NW is a great mag, we have it in NZ(:



    55. 55

      Re: Pradagirl –
      Read again, he doesnt believe she's pregnant.



    56. 56

      hello photoshop…her fucking bellybutton is sideways



    57. 57

      This can NOT be true!
      Are Kristen and Rob totally out of mind? Ever heared of condoms??
      Do they have any respect for their projects?? Eclipse should be filmed in MONTHS and Breaking dawn is suposed to follow…. Oh man, I can´t believe this shit



    58. 58

      Ahh that would upset you wouldn't it Perez. Nutcase, cyber stalker!



    59. 59

      okay, now that I'm looking closely… I cant help but die of laughter at the crying picture of jennifer aniston! I know all these cover stories are fake, but damn that jennifer one has got to be the best! and kristen's sideways belly is just another reason why I'm dying of laughter.



    60. 60

      She's in the closet! she's been having a beard for a long time and she needs to come out! Sorry perez, but you and i know both know the truth. but for new moon to come out. she needs to be the shizzzzzz.. but.. come OUT K STEW! BE PROUD!!!!

    61. Kat77 says – reply to this


      61

      Re: sbchk77 –

      loooooooool!



    62. 62

      Nope. Probably just getting fatter. Funny photo(shop?) by the way.



    63. 63

      RENESMEE!



    64. 64

      That photoshop sucks
      If they are going to photoshop something at least make it look really
      All the rumors about them are so stupid really.



    65. 65

      this is completely fabricated! fo sho! its like our national enquirer



    66. 66

      i got this magazine yesterday.
      when i got it i was like HOLLY CRAPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      everyone's saying dont believe it :S



    67. 67

      Puh-lease Perez, old news, read about this 2 days ago in another website.
      Total BS, she's just fat.



    68. 68

      nw is ALWAYS full of shit…check out all the other headlines, just ridiculous!!!
      would be great if she gained weight tho, she`s pretty skinny…



    69. 69

      omg
      hey that bump is photoshopped.
      what scroungers



    70. 70

      the belly buttons not on rite that is soooo fake



    71. 71

      Haha whatever. Whose belly wouldn't be hanging over those stupid pants…



    72. 72

      This is fucking pathetic.
      people need to leave the two alone.
      attention seeking moneywhores ..



    73. 73

      mriiiiight. this is completely false.



    74. 74

      LMAO!! The things people write!



    75. 75

      that's her stunt double.



    76. 76

      lol i just noticed the other headlines. "MICHAEL JACKSON WAS IT MURDER?" no, dumbshits he had a cardiac arrest WOW. rags WILL stoop that low.



    77. 77

      Are you kidding me???
      If that is meant to be a baby bump then I'm at least 5mths pregnant lol
      Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.



    78. 78

      Next year she'll be 'pregnant' with Taylor lautners baby. Its the way the rumour mill works.



    79. 79

      That definitely does not even look like Kristen. They easily could have found someone who resembled her…



    80. 80

      It's funny how everyones totally denying it. I would laugh so hard if it was true. All you Twi's really need to get a life.



    81. 81

      food baby. she's probably been gallons of coffee or something.



    82. 82

      I don't believe Kristen is knocked up. That picture of Aniston is ugly. That about sums up he desperate pathetic life. Whining from man to man.
      Sick of the MJ stuff.



    83. 83

      K Splooge thought it was Vagisil for the record. But found out too late it was one of R Patz's used condoms from his latest boy toy.



    84. 84

      NW is the biggest piece of crap ever.



    85. 85

      Ok i used to live in australia and NW has been sued 32 times for false stories and never says the truth, like they said that it was certain that britney was dead?? wtf she is not pregnant, if she is, good luck hillbilly lol x



    86. 86

      Hilarious. That's not even a picture of Stewart. Different face, different hair, significantly different profile. LOVE IT!!!



    87. 87

      Re: Marilyn0603 –

      All of Perez's stories are old news….regurgitated crap from other websites…lazy fat bast*rd!



    88. 88

      Morning Peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o )



    89. 89

      the whole cover seems fake.. micheal 'was it murder', jen about brad again and britney is getting married.. uhuh..



    90. 90

      she's not pregnant !
      this was very amusing :P
      he does sleep around a lot though ¬¬

    91. Paty says – reply to this


      91

      She is pathetic. Rob CAN NOT get with this!!!!



    92. 92

      Everyone in Oz knows not to believe these trash mags, but they are good for a laugh.



    93. 93

      What a load of bullshit.
      I atually peed myself a little laughing.



    94. 94

      Lets face it those Joan Jett style leather pants can only be pulled off by the Mistress of leather herself, poor K- Stew is just havin a hard time in Joans ultra svelt shadow.



    95. 95

      haha funny shit! gossip magazines are fricken gold. just like soaps;



    96. 96

      That is so ridiculous, hope she sues their ass.



    97. 97

      Geez someone shut them down.



    98. 98

      That doesn't even look like her…. all the photos I've seen she looks great! that has been so done in photoshop…. I'm in Australia and stay away from New Weekly… like buying the National Enquirer!?



    99. 99

      if u notice..its not a bump..its the way she is standing…slightly toward the camera….and if she were pergz…which i majorly doubt, why would it have to pattinson's..doesnt she have a bf…..this is the stupidest story ive heard oneof the gossip magz report in like for-evzzz



    100. 100

      Re: Long Dong Connery – morning long dong…lol

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