R.I.P.

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Oscar G. Mayer, the (yes) former chairman of Oscar Mayer Foods, has died at the age of 95 from complications from old age.

G. Mayer was the third generation to run the family meat business, which was started by Oscar F. Mayer.

Rest in peace up in the sky, where you can eat all the hot dogs you want and not have to worry about heart attacks!

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 7:45 pm / Email this »

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britLEGIT. says – reply to this

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Wow. This must be the month of death D:
6one9 says – reply to this

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" I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER "
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WONDER if JOHN `DOUCHE`BAG““` MAYER IS RELATED? HE'S A REAL FUCKING WIENIE BOY.. THE TOKEN 'WHITE BOY'
Mrs.TrevorBoris says – reply to this

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I wonder if he goes to "Hot Dog Heaven" ?????
mtlebay says – reply to this

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Ummmm… Mario, since you are no longer writing your own blog, could you hire staff that is more creative and sensitive than what was written in that last paragraph?!?!: "RIP up in the sky, where you can eat all the hot dogs you want and not have to worry about heart attacks"?! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
sheba088 says – reply to this

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RIP Mr. Mayer! I've enjoyed your meats over the years. So have a lot people.
Bless his family too.
The Infamous Dr. Para says – reply to this

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Oscar Mayer hotdogs are disgusting, I would think if that's what his Heaven is like, it would truly be Hell.
pinkchik says – reply to this

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RIP i didn't even know that was a real person that he was still alive
petiteCobaye says – reply to this

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Re: The Infamous Dr. Para – LOL, I was about to write something similar! I agree 100%! YUCK!
Sad when anyone dies though…but the vegan in me hates all the death and nastiness that Oscar Mayer has perpetuated over the years.
IzLINDAperez! says – reply to this

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If Heaven had ice cream and a computer so i can come to this web. i be gone by now PEREZ!
flangie nopants says – reply to this

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Was it flatulence or a heart attack?
Randi-Canada says – reply to this

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At 95 I doubt those hot dogs hurt him at all
party animal says – reply to this

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Only Hebrew National Franks for my kids… Yum!
SollyBolly says – reply to this

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I wonder if he ate hot dogs.
PaLady says – reply to this

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Wow. I'm shocked. A 95 year old dying from complications of old age.
AnastasiaBVH says – reply to this

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Possible story headlines:
WIENERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE AT HALF MAST!!!
WIENERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE LIMP WITH GRIEF!!!
WIENERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE OOZING WITH SADNESS!!!
WIENERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE DRIPPING WITH REGRET!!!
AnastasiaBVH says – reply to this

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Possible newspaper story headlines:
WIENERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE AT HALF MAST!!!
WIENERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE LIMP WITH GRIEF!!!
WIENERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE OOZING WITH SADNESS!!!
WIENERS AROUND THE WORLD ARE DRIPPING WITH REGRET!!!
shyshaymac says – reply to this

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"Rest in peace up in the sky, where you can eat all the hot dogs you want and not have to worry about heart attacks!"…….
That is totally RUDE, & Disrespectful!
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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"then the world would be in love with me"
RIP
Nancy M says – reply to this

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.. OH WOW ..
THE ONLY SOURCE says – reply to this

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I WONDER IF HE WOULD BE BURIED ON CONEY ISLAND?
star_brite says – reply to this

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Products are good, but the salamis are YUCK. (They have beef hearts too :0 ) R.I.P Oscar though. R.I.P everyone! Damn…
happycatz says – reply to this

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Not sad about this death AT ALL. His life revolved around making money from the suffering and torture of sentient beings who feel pain and want to live. One less person like that in the world is no loss.
Hollywood Marilyn says – reply to this

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Good maybe all those innocent animals he slaughtered will have him for lunch! Pass the mustard bitch!
HotsyTotsy says – reply to this

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ARMOR, ARMOR HOTDOGS, WHAT KIND OF KIDS EAT ARMOR HOT DOGS, FAT ONES, SKINNY ONES, OMG! I CAN'T REMEMBER THE REST OF IT. RIP OSCAR MAYER WIENER DUDE. IF HE LIVED TO BE 95, HE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T EAT HIS OWN PRODUCTS.