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Timberpuss Wants To Be An Author!

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No dish about Brit Brit????

Lameballs!!!

Justin Timberlake is hoping to pen a book…..about golfing.

Srsly!

Just WHAT we need: Timberpuss' ego further elevated! Way to go literary people.

The book is allegedly a memoir following "Timberlake’s time on the green and his experiences playing with various competitors." That sounds like it's going to be a really short book!

According to the New York Observer, in June, a literary agent sent book editors a Timberlake-penned golf book proposal.

Does Tiger Woods even have one of these? Because we're fairly sure he is infinitely more qualified to write a golf memoir than JT.

Stop doing stupid shiz like this and make some damn music. Bring the sexy back!

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36 comments to “Timberpuss Wants To Be An Author!”



  1. 1

    he needs to shave his neck. his facial hair is gross.



  2. 2

    o.kayyyyy golf? lol



  3. 3

    Re: Snarky404 – Yes he fcukin does…i dont know what people see in him, he's fug to me!



  4. 4

    I am sorry but I hate golf! I live in this God forsaken golf resort town (Pinehurst, NC) and I fucking hate golf!!! I hate this town!! I want the fuck outta here…Oh, I won't be buying his book!

  5. Laury says – reply to this


    5

    For once, I agree with you Perez. JT seems to be forgetting he's a singer and performer, he's too busy making movies and other stupid shit lately. I mean, his last album came out in 2006, isn't it time he started working on new tracks???? And I'm not talking about all those lame collaborations he's been doing with the likes of that slut Ciara.

    Oh, by the way… Enough with the "amazeballs" and "lameballs" already.



  6. 6

    I am so over him.

  7. tasha says – reply to this


    7

    Thats an old picture and why is it you always believe all the tabloids. He probably isn't going to write a book about golf or a memoir anymore then he was a few years ago when they said the same thing. Get over this hatred you have of celebrities who have done nothing to you. You do realize don't you asshole that no celebrities actually like you. I doubt even lady gaga does. If you died they would all cheer.



  8. 8

    Boring, just like his music



  9. 9

    Yes, I would like to see him get back to music as well but i hear he is quite a golfer. My folks live out in Palm Desert and see him there often. I can't rmrmber his handicap but my Dad told me it was at pro level.



  10. 10

    .
    As Justin ages, he becomes more and more snooze-worthy.



  11. 11

    Ummm, Perez, he's a golf nut. Just because Tiger hasn't written a book doesn't mean other people can't. Hell, not like he'd have the time to do it anyway. Besides, he's a scratch golfer (I think) and he's on Callaway's staff. So it's not like he's a hack or anything. His swing, however, is a mess.



  12. 12

    Phil Mickelson is the guy you've posted twice the past two months on your blog you tard



  13. 13

    Really ym aifayttwi ms Wish you would let me. nrhwywi yni stwims 46 hmaw



  14. 14

    gosh, it must be wonderful to be the most awesome, knowledgable person in the world…such a rennaisance man! vomit.



  15. 15

    pretty soon he'll be writing a book about his last shit and it'll sell thousands



  16. 16

    …because when I think of Justin Timberlake, the first thing that comes to mind is "golf"….



  17. 17

    spill the dirt on if Britney displayed signs of mental illness when you dated or GTFO Timberfuck.



  18. 18

    haha sometimes i dont agree with you perez but here i do.
    comon Timberlake make me some music!
    nobody wants to read about how you like golf



  19. 19

    okay first of perez justin competes in multiple charity golf tournaments for things such as the diabetes, habitat for humanity and the cancer society every year and second how do who not know who Phil Michelson is hes all over the news because both his mother and wife were both diagnosed with cancer this year

  20. omz says – reply to this


    20

    waackk! not hot or talented



  21. 21

    Barf! Pls go away for a few yrs and come back a different guy…..



  22. 22

    he's right in between p.diddy and ashton kutcher on my list of celebs i cant stand.



  23. 23

    Re: Snarky404 – i was just thinking the same thing



  24. 24

    You know, I really despise this little twerp.



  25. 25

    So it is ok for douchebag Kanye to have an ego but no one else?

  26. MP says – reply to this


    26

    What is wrong with this country when any douchebag can write a book?



  27. 27

    he cant ever spell green let alone golf



  28. 28

    "HOW TO BE AWESOME AT EVERYTHING, HAVE AN UNCONTROLLABLE EGO AND ACT LIKE AN INFERIOR D-BAG by: Justin Timberlake"



  29. 29

    im NOT sorry but JT got soooo fugly after Nsync



  30. 30

    ME THINKY YOUR EGO IS EVEN BIGGER THAN HIS MARIO! AT LEAST HE HAS ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT UNLIKE YOURSELF. NO I DON'T LIKE HIS ARROGANT ASS, BUT YOUR RIGHT UP THERE WITH HIM!



  31. 31

    He's such an @sshole. In every way possible.



  32. 32

    Make a fucking album justin!!!!!! this is ridiculous. none of us have forgotten sexy back, my love, like i love u…..make some fuckin jams so we can have our justin back!!!!!



  33. 33

    I actually really like his outfit. The argyle sweater vest is super stylin'. Don't think I'l be buying his book, though…



  34. 34

    what's your beef with timberlake????

    he is a very attractive, humble & respectful man (with a smokin hot gf as well)
    i think it is great that he wants to write a book about something he is passionate about!!!
    ilovetimberlake(:



  35. 35

    My booooooooook would be better.
    wait in see when i publish & make it.



  36. 36

    "Does Tiger Woods even have on of these?"
    Should read
    "Does Tiger Woods even have one of these?"