Gwyneth Likes To Go POOP And She Tells The GOOP
Filed under: Gwyneth Paltrow
The latest trendy diet to come out of someone's famous ass comes from Gwyneth Paltrow: a juice detox diet.
Clear a path to the bathroom!
Gwyn has been following the regiment for about 3 weeks and she exclaims she is very "happy and much lighter." Being fit has always been very important to Gwyn and we don't think we've ever seen her gain a single pound, but she seems to think she has.
She writes to her GOOP newsletter: "I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly fun and delicious 'relax and enjoy life phase' about a month ago."
The diet is called The Clean Program, where a person indulges in two liquid meals a day with one solid sandwiched in between. Cardiologist Dr. Alejandro Junger explains the "Clean" detox works by cutting out most food and "reducing digestive work so detox can occur in full mode." Gwyneth suggests it "works wonders."
Doesn't sound very healthy for THREE WEEKS!
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perez, why dont you try it for a few years and let us know how it works, you sure could use it
later peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥
Love her outfit, the shoots are gorgeous!
She annoys me.
She's got fabulous legs!
dumb bitch
So basically, her sage advice is to not really eat? Great diet there. No real person that didn't have an eating disorder or some serious psych issues with themselves would be able to stick to it… nor should they for that matter… what happened to eating healthier and exercising? I cant believe shes peddling this on her "better living" website, its ridiculous.
I love GOOP. I learned of it while watching Red Eye. They made fun of her too. Gwyneth is so apropos. I love it when celebrities give back the knowledge they have gained for free, for poorer chick's like me. GOOP helped me learn how to dress for here in Los Angeles, which helped my self-esteem: and because I knew what to look for, I scored huge at the thrift store. Also, Julia's turkey meatballs recipe rocks and it is my new favorite staple food.
eww thanks a lot… now I have the image of her on the pooper taking a dump stuck in my mind yucko
Every month, you have to slam her for her Goop newsletter? The newsletter, fyi, is verrrry informative and, also, a cleanse isn't the worse thing. I did one for 3 days with distilled water, pure maple syrup and lemon. There's a lotta toxic crap in your innards, sweetie. So pulleeeeeze, leave Gwynnie alone!
I eat whatever the hell I want and I'm still toned and thin (I'm in my early 30's too). That would really suck to have an eating disorder.
IDK.. If I can get legs like that I will certainly try it!! WOW I am jealous!
I absolutely adore her!!!
I think I heard about this, it's called the stupid bitch diet..
Detox is the real deal. Prez, call my office. We'll get you set up.
You'll love the weight loss and your skin will look amazing.
She is so full of herself,so maybe she had to take alot of poops to get rid of some of the fullness,she is as blah as dirt,sorry dirt your better than her.
GREAT Legs!!!
GWYN TOOK A SHIT AND PEOPLE NOTICED IT WAS RUNNING DOWN HER LEG AFTER SHE INDULDGED IN HER DUMP…….FAT BITCH.
She is the biggest elitist in Hollywood.
I hope I get to see it when she finds out she's human. And that her birthright is the reason she's in Hollywood, has never worked a day in her life, has those amazing connections and every possible life advantage.
And how is it that she never has a single wrinkle on her face, whether shes laughing, crying or talking. She's so pumped full of BOTOX and she;s got the balls to tell us "little people" about how to be healthy and live life properly. Here's a tip, make 20 millions dollars and just like magic, you'll be living like Gwen.
Really wish she'd keep all this wonderful advice to herself.
fatass, you need it
Poop? She passed an Apple through her virginia a few years back. Wow
Don't start dieting programs.
Keep to the bodily training.
One day a week fasting in the morning and at lunchtime.
Don't get mesmerized by her suggestive remark "It works wonders."
I hate her
Perez …….. If you REALLY wanted to get rid of the extra flab, you would release your FEARS about loosing your outdated diet belief and your "healthy" junk foods. Check out some of the raw food or juicing websites, like rawmodel or watch David Wolfe or Matt Monarch on YouTube.
She looks great. This Carrot and Ginger Salad dressing from her website is awesome.
Carrot & Ginger Salad Dressing
For dressing:
1 large carrot, peeled and roughly chopped
1 large shallot, peeled and roughly chopped
2 tablespoons roughly chopped fresh ginger
1 tablespoon sweet white miso
2 tablespoons rice wine vinegar
1 tablespoon roasted sesame seed oil
1/4 cup grapeseed oil
2 tablespoons water
For salad:
1 head of baby gem lettuce (or any greens), roughly cut
1/4 red onion, thinly sliced
1/4 avocado, diced
hahahaha , thinspiration.
you assholes should really stop bashing Perez.
If you don't like him - get the fuck off his site
I don't like her as a person. Why does she feel she needs to lose weight??? She's fine the way she is. Promoting more weight loss for someone who is fine the way she is; it's just promoting to young girls that ultra skinny is the way to be.
Some people live their lives, eat healthy, have fun and don't obsess about their weight.
And then there are people like Gwen who aren't happy unless they've managed to micromanage the tiniest aspects of their lives in order to fulfill some imaginary perfect goal.
For those of you who have gone down this insane path with her, I'll be eating a nice fat cheeseburger in your honor, at the end of the day I'd rather be able to eat a great meal with friends and then have to work it off then drink and be confined to a bathroom and my house.
Re: Dr Junger – I just ordered your book from the library. I went to your site, and watched some videos. I agree with you, and I was just telling my mate yesterday about how my body is merciful by self-regulating my periods to cease while I am on the road, ill or scared. I have beat the candidiasis I had for years by nutrition and lifestyle changes. A very good book that helped me is Yeast Control in Seven Days. Thank-you and I look forward to reading your book.
Sincerely yours,
Jennifer
Re: Perez is a wanker. – I agree. She has amazing legs.
Love the heels!
She is really irresponsible for encouraging people to do this. Proper diet (meaning real food) and exercise is the only healthy way to go. Did Oprah not teach people anything long ago when it comes to liquid diets??
Slim Fast anyone?
Anorexic!
I love Gwyneth. Chris Martin
Re: bongo – Nice one!
Actually Perez, this is VERY healthy. My dad (who's 51 and has fucking 12 PACK abs and runs 7-10 miles every day!) does this. It just depends WHAT you drink! Stuff like protein drinks are best for this because then you get all the protein and vitamins you need in one meal, but it's just a drink. It's also much faster then to actually sit down and have breakfast for those of you who are very busy in the morning. Might I suggest Carnation Instant Breakfast. It comes in multiple flavors such as chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry and they're delicious too!
Ugh….getting so tired of this pretentious bitch
Detox isn't so much about losing weight, it's more about cleaning yourself from all the stuff we accumulate overtime. It's actually very healthy, if done wisely like she did.
There's a "real" meal in between so it's okay. Maybe you could try it Perez!
how is this any different from taking laxatives??? this detox is essentially BULEMIA!
I have to admit that I used to get Goop and it didn't take me long to figure out that she is one self absorbed, high and mighty, woman who seems to think we can all benefit from her opinions. Nope, nada, not again. I can understand why not many people like her. When has she ever looked like she needed to lose a few pounds? And unless you have a personal chef and can afford exotic ingredients, the average person is not going to be able to use her recipes.
May she keep detoxing…maybe by 2010 she will detoxed herself to the point of disappearing.
Any doctor that rercommends starvation should have his/her license revoked. And a celebrity hawking a starvation diet (certainly it's under 1000 - the UN's definition of starvation diet) is completely irresponsible. I hate gwenyth, she's so ignorant.
Drink optifast three times a day, one small peice of fruit and two cups of salads a day. No startch. It really works as it cleanses the fat around your liver which everyone has no matter what size they are. Internal fat is more dangerous than exterior..
Re: SnowAngel1224 – Thanks for all the information. I think it's a good idea, although not forever. I will try it for a short period and see if I can even stick it out.
Re: bongo – Lol. That was really funny.
Re: MyOpinionOnly – You're completely right. I've seen her recipes on the site and thought the same thing.
well idk her ass def hurts wth is she talking bout crazy much >
Re: MyOpinionOnly – I grow my own herb garden, cheap as mud, using seeds from online, and windowbox pots. Anyone can grow, year after year, their own beautiful, delicious ingredients. Spices, which are dried, keep well and beyond the initial investment required, are quite inexpensive. It is erroneous to believe that you need to spend much money to eat well: gourmet food is just as often simple and local as it is exotic and difficult to make.
Re: JigSaw – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well said. i love your movies (playing along)
Re: Gunslinger – Is your throat sore and teeth falling out yet?
Re: MarieRi – i like the way you think. fatten you up to make the rest of us look better! wow
She talks like "relaxing and enjoying life" is a bad thing…
She's some crazy bitch!! This is super dangerous! She will loose water - and her muscles too!! She needs protein! SHE IS SO LAME!!
Re: Behave Perez – Right on!!!! Eat Raw, Live Long!
hey guys…this program isn't about starving yourself…if you took time to read the website then maybe you would see that the clean program about rejuvenating your body and getting toxins out to feel happier and cleaner on the inside. putting super foods, organic foods, and whole foods into your body help you feel positive and make you look great. instead of processed crap, drugs, and an abundance of alcohol that make people mean and negative and look like poop! the clean program gets your body back in check so that you can maintain a healthy diet…not an anorexic diet.
Whenever I get an unwanted email, I sign up the sender to Goop! Please try it! This is chain harassment. If you break the chain, no pooping for three days. Anyone?
PS Perez in all seriousness you should stop being such a misogynist. It's why you got your ass kicked, and I don't want to see that again. Now get the white out off her eyes. What are you 12?
Re: valpal88 – Fuck off bitch, when the boys see the shit stains dripping down your legs I'm sure they'll come running!
Seriously if you think any guy is going to want to deal with not being able to never take you out to dinner, never being able to have a relaxed cheeseburger, never being able to just go to their parent's house without you toting your magic juice then you're an idiot.
Now kindly abort yourself.
I guess if there was one person i'd take "thin" advice from, it'd be her…
has anyone seen the episode of Bullshit that talked about how bad detox is for you etc?
The woman in the background (wearing a gorgeous white dress) is more attractive than this desperate woman.
Her heels are hot as
What the fuck is she talking about. Fucking dumb yank speak 'relax and enjoy life phase' about a month ago."
I swear the only time she is in the news is when shes on some sort of diet.
not sure what all the "detox" bs is about
You don't gain weight because of toxins in your body–you gain weight because you eat too much tasty food and don't burn it off with physical activity.
A cleanse is more than just losing a few pounds, the purpose is to give your body a break so it can work better. Don't knock it unless you've tried it!!
It's not so much a diet (in the sense of losing weight) but diet in the definitive sense of food that one is taking in - It is a way to relieve your body of all the stress from all of the processed crap that most people eat. Our immune system starts with the digestive system, so giving it a chance to rest and revive it with good nutrition (most easily assimiliated with juicing) is a great thing to do to our body. More than liekly, her mentioning of feeling lighter had to do with how you feel after relieving your system from all the stress of eating unhealthily for awhile… WHY oh WHY is this consdiered wierd, BUT eating processed 'food' made up of chemicals is normal and ok???? Think about it!