Now This Is Just Stoopid!
Filed under: Legal Matters > Playboy
There are some pretty stupid lawsuits out there, but this one is a gem.
Sheri Allred, the self-proclaimed "biggest hat in the world" and "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo," is suing Hugh Hefner for hiding under her bed and molesting her when she was 5 years old to the tune of $3 billion.
Sounds like what she really needs is some serious help!
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Posted: July 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm
wtf..first!
HAHAHAHHAHAH. THAT'S SO GOOD !
Silly woman - statute of limitations ran out on that decades ago.
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For the record, anyone can file ANY law suit ~ and in turn, any judge can refuse to hear it.
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I think the media should never report the "filed" suits that are so wacky, no judge would ever agree to try it due to no basis whatsoever (not dissing you Perez, I'm just saying)
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I haven't the faintest idea on this, but as shy as Hef was, very unlikely. BUT, legally, statute ran out long, long time ago.
Who filed the suit? Sherri herself? I'd like to know the lawyer - the attorney would have known in a nano-second that suit would never be heard - did he/she take her cash under false pretenses?
LMFAO! WTF!? Is that girl even SANE!?!?
OMG that same thing happened to me!!!
i thought i was the only one!!!
SPEAK OUT, LADIES!!
How stupid. How old is this stupid bitch?
Hey, it's probably true Perez, you dumbfuck.
Ha WTF this is?
i just tried to read it, damn is she fucked in the head..
perez…what if he really did it and only now she finally mustered the courage to tell?
obviously you were never molested or you would be a lot wiser.
Oh, wow… that's just really spectacular. (She's also a hat?)
Americans are famous for their frivolous law suits…….lol
if anyone SHOULD be dead by now it's this old fart.
What the fuck is this? LOL?
Obviously this bitch is straight up CURRAYZEEE.
LOL!! Any lawyer who even considers taking this case should be disbarred.
WTF & LOL at the same time. She must be insane in the membrane.
lol what a brokeass
i had a sex dream last night with shia , maybe hugh was also under my bed titillating me into this dream…
????? Doubt it, but never know these days!!
Re: prettyface2 – Dumb ass, read the papers she filed you can clearly see this is a wackado nut job like yourself
He hid under her bed like the boogeyman? I think I'll sue the toothfairy. She used to steal my teeth!
I work in the legal field.. this woman clearly did NOT have a lawyer, or she would not have prepared that herself. You would be surprised at how many cases like this are filed with the court system on a regular basis by people who are mentally ill. I have read many similar lawsuits and believe it or not, they often are allowed to continue through the court system for quite some time before ultimately being dismissed.
The woman is obviously some type of schizophrenic - her writings are textbook examples of such an illness.
What the hell …lol, Are you guys reading the actual document? This is some good bed time reading shit!!! haha I like that it said "Yes, sir I'm asking for 2 *scratched out* 3 BILLION dollars!
This thing is like the longest run on sentence ever.
""The way I was raised by black women in which they always's thought I did eat a morphidite out like being molested but not really because my just says that I'm a graduate of school and of every university that you can think of my hat knows cure's for diseases being of God almighty, there is only one 'God' all us people can do is be who we are, he's not a judger on how a person acts or dresses or especially the way a person looks, is Love is everlasting if everybody don't know this about the Father the higher."
Hahah Hefner, buddy I think you're safe.
What?
I'm so sick of women claiming to be the reincarnation of venus aphrodite demilo , shits gettin redic
W T F lmao people are crazy.
if you read it, she's clearly schizophrenic. i hope someone helps her….and i hope she can get past her paranoia enough to accept the help.
Honestly, shouldnt be making fun of this woman, she is clearly schizoid at the least, and schizophrenic at the most. Lets have some empathy and compassion people.
Yeah, because considering his lifelong predilection for perversity, it's just NOT possible this guy molested a girl child. He is the king of female exploitation(leaving aside the fact that the women allow themselves to be exploited and are therefore self exploitationists).
Do hats have the right to sue people? Maybe she should be suing Hefner's hat??
Does he have 3 billion dollars? And, if it is true, why not try and put him behind bars? Money isn't going to heal those wombs.
Ewww!
I tried to read it but it was so dumb that I couldn't continue.
WHEN HE GONNA DIE???IM SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA, OMG, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!
i think its a lie too
i mean why would this be true
why would he want some 5 year old
its HUGH HEFNER
he could have anybody in the playboy business
or anybody whos wants to be in playboy bad enough
get real
wtf
Sounds like Perez needs some serious help. Grow up little girl!
Thats F*ckin hilarious!
hey, for those of u dumbasses that think perez is just talking shit….CLICK ON THE LINKS STUPID!! it takes u to the actual document…this bitch needs a slap in the face, a straight jacket, and a grammar lesson. this has to be the dumbest suit ever filed. i sincerely hope no one actually takes this wackass seriously…btw HILARIOUS reading material…it'll take u an 30 minutes to actually understand what the fuck she's trying to say….LMFAO
p.s. i had to read it again cuz its too funny not to HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA…. what does God not being the "judger" of how people dresses, and how they look….and how "is love is everlasting" have to do with her allegations of molestation by hugh hefner a.k.a the centaur (in her words not mine lol) who was hiding under her bed? oh and not to mention her statement that her hat knows everything and that it all gets communicated to her via telepathy….wow, when God handed out brains, she must've been last in line