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Roseanne Barr, usually the kind of uncensored comedian that gets in trouble, took to her blog to send her best to the Jackson children, give her thoughts on his recent death, bash the entertainer's parents, and apologize to Michael Jackson for not reaching out to him soon enough.

There are two separate entries, the first addressing the passing of Jackson and Roseanne's own regret:

"I bet Michael Jackson signed up with those producers because they had the lab that made that diprivan shit. That is supposed to be the one drug no body who is just anybody can get. You have to have five doctors worth of speed in you and anti depressants too in order to get injected and put into a coma with that stuff! That is the stuff they gave to fritzl's granddaughter that shut down all of her organs so that she could heal while asleep. Michael freaks me out in that haunting video of his last rehearsal, he can hardly move at all, but he is giving it everything he's got. He knows this is his very last video, and that there will never be a concert. He knows that the producers will tour it around the world and break several of his never heard songs out this way—he brilliantly leaves this world in his own way. I was given his cell phone number the night before he died and asked to call him and I didn't, I was too afraid–i thought I would wait until shabbat to call him and then he was dead. He wanted to know about meditation, about getting out from under the DID. Michael, I am sorry I didnt call you but I will try to help your kids out by talking about them all the time. Debbie Rowe is welcome to call me and I will help her all I can! "

Then, Roseanne sends her words to the children of the King of Pop, extending a helping hand but warning them of the supposed dangers of living in the Jackson household:

"someone tell Paris and Prince Michael 1 and 2 that they have a granny out here who is like they are and who cares about them very much. Their dad really loved them and he has left everything he had in the world to make sure that they are taken care of. Their dad was a drug addict for many many years. What makes a drug addict is someone who has too much pain in the memory banks. Your dad was tortured and beaten and humiliated as a child by his own parents, and you can never get better once that happens to you. You always have a hole in you. You can try to fill that hole many many ways, but none of them ever work, and they all eventually kill you. The hole can be turned into a pipe and silence which is golden, can fill it. You can choose to feel the pain and release it by meditation. Do not ever use manmade drugs. I wish I could have helped your dad and been his friend. Your dad wanted to give you all the love he had, and he did.

You are jewish, and your dad really loved jewish people and considered himself one of them. He considered that it didnt matter if a person was black or white, rich or poor, Muslim or christian, but that it DID matter if a person was jewish. Your dad believed that the Jewish People would change the world just by changing themselves. This is a very important jewish concept! Your dad would want you to know these things, he was a student of kabballah. kabballah teaches us that the jews need to change themselves, and to do that, they need to accept that they came from africa, from ethiopia, and not from europe!"

Well, that was…interesting.

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160 comments to “Roseanne Talks About & Apologizes To Michael Jackson”

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  1. 1

    Sounds like she is on drugs herself….



  2. 2

    she is still alive?



  3. 3

    is she menopausing??



  4. 4

    Wow, sounds like its from the heart~ Go Rosanne



  5. 5

    She's crazy. I love her….but she's out of her mind.



  6. 6

    What was that? She sounds like a loon.



  7. 7

    Plain weird !

  8. Rynne says – reply to this


    8

    Yes, Roseanne. You, unlike everyone else, are special.



  9. 9

    looks like mario………



  10. 10

    i think roseanne is amazing



  11. 11

    WTF?!



  12. 12

    interesting …



  13. 13

    Um…okay. I LOVE Ro, however, its sounds like someone missed there morning meds.



  14. 14

    Is she a drug addict as well???



  15. 15

    no more mj porkezzzzz



  16. 16

    Perhaps someone should call her and explain the dangers of drugs…



  17. 17

    She is batshit crazy!!!



  18. 18

    UHH MICHAEL JACKSON ISNT JEWISH



  19. 19

    2 muchh info to digest..true or not? only God's knows. But thes things u don't write it.. specially the child's parts..that was way far… but what u can spect from someone like her…..she have 2 b more responsable, wich defin. she's not. Like her or not…she just did it and went 2 far.



  20. 20

    She's wack…



  21. 21

    well i'm most definetly lost



  22. 22

    she needs a psychiatrist!



  23. 23

    that she got into MJ's medicine cabinet??



  24. 24

    what a loonie beoytch…all these people trying to latch on to the jackson kids!



  25. 25

    Very weird. Never heard of her before and I wish I hadn't..



  26. 26

    I liked her better when she dissapeared from the media and kept her mouth shut.



  27. 27

    That was the most BREATHLESSLY honest thing I've read about Michael Jackson since this whole fiasco started. ROSEANNE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS! DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS!
    HE WAS ALSO BURIED WITHOUT HIS BRAIN!



  28. 28

    Holy shit!! This bitch is off her rocker!! The entire "someone gave me MJ's number" is such a fucking lie, a pitiful attempt to get press. This fat whore will be on Oprah and the View next talking about how good a friend she and MJ were next.
    .
    .
    These fucking media hungry asswipe celebs make me sick!!!



  29. 29

    ok, um.. wow? i actually liked Roseanne but she has no idea what the fuck she is talking about. looks like she talks out her ass and shits out of her mouth. i cant believe how insensitive the WHOLE blog was. dumb bitch.



  30. 30

    The entire blog was strange but religious rant at the end was extra creepy.



  31. 31

    Ha,she sounds just as looney as he was. Things are just better off left unsaid. Jews arent better than anyone else,just like MJ was no better than ur creepy neighbor w/ no children but somehow always has them at his house.



  32. 32

    …she is, in effect saying that Michael wanted to commit suicide. Those are strong words.



  33. 33

    Ok, so ummmm, I say whatever makes her feel better about herself. Pat yourself on the back, Rosie.



  34. 34

    Why would anyone give her his # to call him? What, does she possess magic powers that on one else in his life had? Only she could save him? Rosanne I love you and I watch your show on re-runs on tv, but honey get off your high horse.



  35. 35

    she's making up stuff - what a loser!



  36. 36

    why are the kids jewish!?! is debbie rowe jewish?



  37. 37

    WTF is she rambling about? Who the hell is Fritzi? Get a grip, Roseanne!



  38. 38

    Re: Cali40 – hey hottie♥



  39. 39

    Is she on drugs? MJ was not jewish.. He was a Jehovah's witness from wayyyy back. She needs to get a grip.



  40. 40

    I agree with Cali40… she sounds like she is on drugs! What a rambling mess. The world really doesn't need another Courtney Love. She should keep her mouth shut.



  41. 41

    hmmmm i am perplex is she on natural drugs??? as opposed to the manmade ones she s talking about???

  42. Swami says – reply to this


    42

    Roseanne's playing the Jew card so Hollywood will let her back in the game.



  43. 43

    WTF?! I think Roseanne should consider shutting her fat fucking trap. As she says, silence is golden, especially when it is HER that is being silent. Sounds like shes an expert on filling pipes too. Crack pipes.



  44. 44

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTF is she talking about?????????????????????????????????????????????????

  45. Sezzy says – reply to this


    45

    very interesting

  46. Kdel says – reply to this


    46

    Only one thing to say…Rosanne is batsht crazy!



  47. 47

    wtf would she know
    she sounds like shes on drugs herself
    fukin retarded bitch



  48. 48

    What general incoherent ramblings…she should have had a "re-write" on that monologue!



  49. 49

    She should shut her 'pipe hole' aka her mouth and stop spouting utter shite! Way to stick your own views and agenda in there, even though it's supposed to be about MJ. No-one cares about your stupid religious views, so stop foisting them on others.



  50. 50

    Re: Long Dong Connery – how is it hangin donger?



  51. 51

    People who have been emotionally and/or PHYSICALLY abused as children are almost ALWAYS taught to suppress it and HATE anyone who is honest about it SO I SEE WE HAVE A LOT OF SUPPRESSED ANGER OUT HERE FROM PEOPLE WHO WERE TREATED LIKE CRAP AS CHILDREN AND TAUGHT THEY COULD NOT TALK ABOUT IT…fuck YOU all you IDIOTS who don't want to hear the TRUTH — MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A DRUG ADDICT AND WOULD HAVE MADE THE WORLD A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF HE'D LEARNED TO FACE THE PAIN NOT HIDE FROM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!ØØØØØØØØØØØØØ!!!!!!!!



  52. 52

    Someone needs to stage an intervention for Roseanne, it sounds like.

  53. MP says – reply to this


    53

    She's just as weird as he was! Someone needs to take away her computer.

  54. jkf says – reply to this


    54

    Another hollywood whore trying to cash in on Michaels name. Why blog this for everyone to see? Why not send the kids a note or call them? She probably tried to sell this bullshit story to the enquirer but they turned her down.



  55. 55

    The 2 older children are considered Jewish because they were born of a Jewish mom *if* Debbie Rowe is the mom. But as for Michael, I thought he had converted to Islam? I'm Jewish myself but I believe he loved all religions. Roseanne, while always controversial, is interesting with her comments, as always. But I don't think Katherine beat and humiliated him. It was Joe. But Katherine failed MJ, too, by not intervening!



  56. 56

    Um, if stars like Madonna and Roseanne really are sincere then here is an idea, contact the kids privately and not in a way that will get you publicity.



  57. 57

    Odd



  58. 58

    Have you read her other posts? I love reading her stuff because it's so … crazy. She thinks the CIA brainwashed her



  59. 59

    Wow, that was some of the…kindest stuff Roseanne has ever said. Often the stuff that comes out of her mouth (or her blog) is really vile and hateful, particularly to those she doesn't agree with politically. This has often included Christians. I noticed she didn't capitalize "Christian" but did "Muslim"….after such a nice post regarding the Jackson family, I'm willing to pretend it was just a typographical error.
    And then she got into the "we come from Africa, not from Europe" thing and that was a little weird.



  60. 60

    Re: CelicaGTS – …excellent post.



  61. 61

    wtf is she talking about? she is a nut job and has no right to even discuss Michael Jackson or his children. She has no connection to them and is only trying to put her pitiful self back in the limelight riding on their coat-tails. Stop publishing her crazy ass bullshit.



  62. 62

    That was great…and then I got to the end and now I'm lost. Africa??? WTF??? That was so random!



  63. 63

    There's an old saying: "It's better to remain silent, and have everyone think you're an idiot, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt". It so applies here. Since when are MJ's kids Jewish?!?!



  64. 64

    Wow you are responding like someone who was ALSO abused as a child and told to NEVER EVER CONDONE HONESTY ABOUT CHILD ABUSE OR DRUG ADDICTION. HAVE A NICE LIFE AND PLEASE DON'T EVER HAVE KIDS!

  65. chang says – reply to this


    65

    I think she's a douche bag and she needs to come off of whatever high she is on!



  66. 66

    Bitch is crazy with an over-inflated sense of importance…. hmmmm in other words, she is on (heavy) drugs!



  67. 67

    HELLLLOOOOO..
    MJ WAS NOT A 'DRUG ADDICT'..HE WAS MADE DEPENDENT BY THOSE WISHING TO CONTROL HIM AND GET HIS MONEY…LIKE THE FALSE ACCUSERS REGARDING HIS LOVE FOR CHILDREN
    I LOVE CHILDREN AND ANIMALS..AND WOULD HAVE EITHER IN MY BED..BUT NOT FOR SEXXXXX!
    PLEASE PEOPLE GET A GRIP
    WHAT A SWEET GENTLE MAN AND HOW HE SUFFERED..BLESS HIM



  68. 68

    Quite the meds too!



  69. 69

    That's the most heartfelt and honest thing any celebrity has said thusfar. And God knows with a father like that those kids need her advice.



  70. 70

    Re: Cali40 – good…fucking working today for a change….hee heee ……… and you…? any plan for the weekend????????♥



  71. 71

    I'LL USE THE "HHUUUUU"????????????? FROM HOME IMPROVEMENT.



  72. 72

    SO, who's the granny?



  73. 73

    I think she needs some Diprivan….
    Give her some!!



  74. 74

    WTF is she evening talking about? It doesn't even make any sense.



  75. 75

    WELL…. SHE IS RIGHT…. DEBBIE ROWE IS JEWISH SO IS THE FATHER,
    DR KLEIN!!!



  76. 76

    I think she's Looney Tunes. And obviously feels very self-important.



  77. 77

    Re: Long Dong Connery – What do you do? Plans for the weekend - Surfin



  78. 78

    the telling item is "I was given his cell phone number…"

    she uses passive voice and gives no source. If it were authentic it would be "so and so gave me his cell phone number" or "i got a text message from…"

    why in the hell would MJ call Roseanne???? Other than about plastic surgery…..certainly not about Judaism. LOL!!!! So, Roseanne….give us the proof. post his cell phone number so we can check it out.



  79. 79

    is she on drugs? none of that made any sense.



  80. 80

    just another person placing blame on doctors instead of with one Mr. Michael Jackson where it belongs. People need to quit blaming everyone else instead the lying so called king of slop.



  81. 81

    I don't believe MJ's wishes would be for her to reach out to Debbie Rowe.



  82. 82

    She needs to apologize again for this statement.



  83. 83

    WOWZERZ!!!!!!!! I GUESS…
    IT IS WHAT IT IS!



  84. 84

    did she see the same footage that i did, cause i thought he was flawless…she's a hater, druggie, and plastic surgery addict…she's jealous that she still in her misery



  85. 85

    she is out of her fucking mind. she was going to save MJ. Priceless. Keep those children away from her crazy ass. All children.



  86. 86

    What the fuck??? Michael didn't know he was gonna die. Why spend the money creating a tour then? The only think I agree with is that yeah Jewish people came from Africa cause everyone came from Africa. It wasn't til we all dispersed to Europe and Asia and stuff that ethnic groups evolved and divided. But when life began we all looked the same. Duh. Go away Roseanne.



  87. 87

    ooooooooK



  88. 88

    She sounds like she's on shit right now. Why in the world would MJ reach out to her of all people? Her family needs to commit her ASAP.



  89. 89

    she is full of shit!!

  90. Suze says – reply to this


    90

    what's she been smokin'??



  91. 91

    Re: Cali40 – can't say..sorry………. surfs up….. nice….
    i can't even skateboard without spilling my beer all over the place…..



  92. 92

    Pardon me, Rozeanne, I don't know what you've been inhaling/injecting, I am Jewish, and I'm definitely not from Ethiopia! I am definitely not from Africa!
    I am from Europe!
    What the hell??????? Is that woman drunk as usual?



  93. 93

    SHES INSAINE…what exactlly is shee tryingg to say here?
    she needs to think before she speaks..i think she HERSELF is on drugs..
    way to go rosane?



  94. 94

    roseanne,makes a heart felt post.bless her for sharing and bless m j,s children,their dad was the greatest.



  95. 95

    Is she insane????? Roseanne please go and see a doctor ASAP. Kabbalah ?? All this range of Jewish mystical activity is not necessary to be a Jew by the way-



  96. 96

    She sounds effing crazy.



  97. 97

    I use to like her for her cruel honesty and realism.. but she is out of touch. like the roots in her hair



  98. 98

    Because when a superstar is in need, Roseanne is the person to reach out to. Right?



  99. 99

    Are you kidding me? That woman is trying to cash in on his death. Noone asked her what she thought. How dare she publicy speak to his children like that! That shows a lack of class. She could have had better timing. They just buried their dad tuesday and she thinks she is entitled to tell the world her thoughts about MJ?? She could have spkoen about addiction and abuse in general. Sure she is correct about the pain one endures durning their life. Some people actually choose to help another going through something similar rather than wallow in it forever. Micheal created a paradise playland for himself and that is fine. A child's mind is innocent an beautiful and curious. RIP MIchael and God bless the children. it is time for healing!



  100. 100

    I posted previously but it didn't show up yet?

    But as I said before and again and again…She is out of touch like the roots in her hair.

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