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Spermintated In the Pool?!

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A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got preggers from swimming in their pool.

Really!

We know those little guys are known to be good swimmers, but let's get serious, okay?

The mother returned home with her daughter after visiting the hotel on vacation, when her 13 year old announced she was pregnant. The woman, Magdalena Kwiatkowska, actually believes the teenager was sperminated while swimming in the hotel's "mixed pool."

What the hell is a "mixed pool"? Does she mean co-ed? What is this, the 50s? Boys swim in another pool so their junk stays in their own water?

PLEASE!

A source confirms that the mother is "adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there" and she fully intends to go ahead with her case to seek compensation from the hotel.

We want to see this kid. If she is 13, but looks 18, then our money is on that she went for a little midnight rendezvous while Mommy went to bed. If not, we'd love to see how some radical is going to start promoting "swimming condoms."

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145 comments to “Spermintated In the Pool?!”

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  1. 1

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, completely and utterly impossible.
    Even if there wasn't any chlorine or other chemical used to keep the pool clean, water will kill sperm, since I'm sure it was not warm enough to keep them alive.
    Daughtere's a slut. Got knocked up.
    Parents are idiots if they actually believe this. Wow, some parents are really really delusional!



  2. 2

    Wow this is actually kind of funny. If she isnt a virgin, then it isnt the pools fault.



  3. 3

    yeah basically impossible…



  4. 4

    Dont the chemicals in the pool kill the sprem if someone blew their load while swimming!? That is stupid! hahaha. That lady needs to admit that her daughter is sleeping around.



  5. 5

    haha she's actually from Poland..her mother is so naive..i mean it's impossible..



  6. 6

    That woman is in DENIAL.



  7. 7

    This is just STUPID.



  8. 8

    LOL, is she that DUMB



  9. 9

    There is such a thing as too much trust.



  10. 10

    I LOOOOOOVE how no one gives a shit anymore what you write!



  11. 11

    I loooooooove how no one gives a shit about your "opinion" anymore. ;) Karma PH KARMA.



  12. 12

    WTF!!! the epitome of a naive mom!



  13. 13

    I'm betting that hotel's pool water also disintegrated her hymen as well!



  14. 14

    this is stupid.



  15. 15

    WTF,mommy also believes in the immaculate conception.



  16. 16

    Some parents are totally ignorant of the the sexuality of their children….. like this one…



  17. 17

    Those little swimming sperms are funny! :-D



  18. 18

    I LIKE TO BEAT OFF ON THE DIVING BOARD AT THE COMMUNITY POOL! hehe



  19. 19

    Lmao i totally believe this
    if you know an egyptian mother you know its true
    there will say anything for thier child to be a virgin



  20. 20

    yeah that's a lie. the girl is most likely muslim and didn't want to tell her parents that she has sex before marrage..her mom is probably foreign (not from the US) and believed what the daughter told her..i'm assuming all of this considering im muslim and my parents will believe a lot of things they aren't familiar with. that girl is a dumb@$$ and should get her butt whooped

  21. omz says – reply to this


    21

    lol poor mom her daughter's obviously trying to be slick lol



  22. 22

    wouldnt the chlorine in the pool kill the sperm?



  23. 23

    cant happen and umm celebrity news how?



  24. 24

    either this is true or the girl is trying to find a way out of getting her ass kicked by her mom.. girls STAY AWAY FROM POOLS!!



  25. 25

    i think that girl is a lying whore.
    that's the dumbest excuse ever.



  26. 26

    Yah, right…delusional much?



  27. 27

    Wow, that mother is in complete denial and a complete idiot if she thinks someone could get pregnant from swimming in a pool.
    Even if there was sperm in the pool, and it somehow made its way through her bathing suit in to her vagina, the chlorine from the pool would kill all of the sperm.
    That mother is a fucking moron.



  28. 28

    Yeah, it happened to me, too. I became pregnant when I sat down in a public toilet. Sheeeesh! Either this mom is in denial or hasn't had sex in such a long time that she forgot where babies come from.



  29. 29

    Chlorine is a sperms worst enemy. I call bull shit.



  30. 30

    Love that hilarious sperm swimming in the pool in the photo! haha



  31. 31

    hahahahah wow that mother is just as dumb as the daughter



  32. 32

    I am from poland..and now, after reading this, I am so ashamed to admit my nationality…LOL



  33. 33

    It's not impossible to get pregnant in a pool. Think about it…it will come to you.



  34. 34

    It was probably Allah who impregnated her daughter.



  35. 35

    This sounds outragous! It is virtually impossible for sperm to survive in a cholrinated swimming pool! This mother is clearly in denial about her daughter's activities!



  36. 36

    Re: keithandrew – If that was true:
    A. YOU wouldn't be here
    B. No one else would be commenting or reading
    C. See the first one.

    But go ahead and keep hatin since it hasn't changed anything. You are still here….stupid is as stupid does



  37. 37

    My mother was VERY strict, one who believed sex was something that happened strictly after marriage and NEVER discussed ANYTHING with me. Have a feeling this woman and my mother are from the same lot. The girl is probably scared to death and the mother probably never even discussed menstration with her daughter, so in mom's mind 'how would she know about sex and she cant possible want it.' SO, it must be the pool, because in Mom's mind, she could not be raising a slut and only sluts get pregnant before they are married. I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR THE GIRL-UNDER MOM'S ULTRA STRICT THUMB, GETS OUT FOR MAYBE A NIGHT AND GETS KNOCKED UP(I know I am only assuming, but I have some background). Dont know how it is in Poland, whether you keep your child or not, but hope she can. Another child does not need to be brought up under that type of house. Once she admits her daughter had sex, she is going to punish her daughter forever as a slut.



  38. 38

    Yeah the mom needs to do some research and realize her daughter is not quite as pure as she seems to think she is. And shame on the daughter for not being honest! I agree 13 is young, but that's no excuse for not being truthful!



  39. 39

    that's how I got pregnant…true story.



  40. 40

    please! i mean, what are the odds? odd 1- a guy was jacking off in a pool. odd 2, the sprem swam all the way to her daughter odd 3 it went through her swim suit odd 4 it didnt die in the chlorine. please, someone raised a slutty daughter.

  41. MP says – reply to this


    41

    That is physically impossibly. What a buffoon that mother is. The only way to get pregnant in a pool would be to actually have sex in said pool. I hope the judge makes her pay all court costs when her case is tossed out for being frivolous.



  42. 42

    If this is true, then sperm are powerful mutherfuckers!



  43. 43

    i think this bitch needs to come clean to the fact the her whore 13 year old daughter got knocked up.



  44. 44

    Re: Obnoxious_Joe – nice one, you rasict mother fucker. if you most know, you worthless shithole, they're from poland.



  45. 45

    This is the stupidest thing Ive ever heard! I hate parents who think that their children are "little angels" because Im sorry they arent. NO child is. That mother needs a good slap for even considering that as an option..



  46. 46

    THAT'S HOW MY MOM GOT PREGNANT AT THE BEACH AND I HAVE A MERMAID SISTER!
    HER DAD'S A GOLDFISH…



  47. 47

    Poor mom can't believe that her little 'baby' had sex.
    Lying whores are no fun :[

  48. shmem says – reply to this


    48

    Re: Ghadir – you're as much of an idiot as this lady. "she was probably foreign"? Do you know how many retarded people there are in the US (mainly fundamentalists) who would do the exact same thing in a second?



  49. 49

    Is that even POSSIBLE????! I'm fairly certain the chlorine kills bodily fluids. And that mother is in EXTREME denial.



  50. 50

    she doesnt want to admit that she raised a little slut!



  51. 51

    Re: jumbie

    So, where is the racism in my post? No, you're the shithole calling her daughter a whore.



  52. 52

    There was a guy at the bottom of the pool who let the girl have it.



  53. 53

    P.S. I got pregnant in a pool once too, but that's a whole nother story…. =) jk.



  54. 54

    P.P.S. Maybe it was Michael Phelp's super-swimming-sperm.



  55. 55

    I believe the daughter got banged on that vacation.



  56. 56

    LMFAO!



  57. 57

    sorry, miss naive mother, but that is literally impossible. your daughter had sex. oooops.



  58. 58

    Doesn't she know that's the whole fucking reason why there's chlorine in the pool? cause maybe It KILLS stuff? Dumbass.



  59. 59

    Now wonder the kid is knocked up. Her fucking parents didnt talk to her about getting knocked up and it sure the hell does NOT happen in a POOL. DIP SHIP. WHat a fucking loser.



  60. 60

    Hehee… so let me get this straight, some guy blew his load in the pool without anyone noticing, the little swimmers escaped from his trunks, survived a swim in chlorinated freezing cold water across several lanes, and managed to swim through a girl's bathing suit while she was ovulating. WOW! A freaking amazing! CNN needs to hear about this. DE-FreAking-NILE Mom!



  61. 61

    hahahaha only if the pool water was made of nothing but sperm …then i might believe this shit LOL that little girl was doin the nasty while momma was sleepin!!

  62. @v@ says – reply to this


    62

    She'd have a much better financial chance suing either the secret boyfriend's family or the 'funny uncle or relative.' This won't hold up scientifically in court.

  63. missB says – reply to this


    63

    that mother is in major DENIAL that her kid had sex!!



  64. 64

    LOL WHAT A DUMBASS!



  65. 65

    Yeah, and I took a shower today.
    Does that mean I'm pregnant?!?!

  66. gott says – reply to this


    66

    This is hysterical. My guess is Jesus is on his way back. Idiots bought the story 2000 years ago, so why not.



  67. 67

    I don't know who's more retarded… the daughter for THAT being her excuse or the mother for… WHAT THE HELL… believing it. Crazy, crazy, crazy.



  68. 68

    This is absolutely ridiculous. It's called CHLORINE asshole!



  69. 69

    seriously?!? wtf…

  70. @v@ says – reply to this


    70

    Ignorance ain't pretty.



  71. 71

    Hahahaha, as if the pool was oozing fresh living sperm, please, at 13 i already had a few good buddies including my neighbor and my cousin (ooops) and that was 20something years ago, nowadays some kids start having sex at 10 or so…. poor moma she is so naive.



  72. 72

    Yet more proof that hard times are here.



  73. 73

    LOL…. wow.. idiots.



  74. 74

    Wow, because she doesn't want to admit to her mother she is banging the boys she makes up some hilarious story and her mother, obviously either a moron or in denial, is falling for it. Kinda like that Seinfeld eppy where a woman tells Jerry she got some STD from riding a tractor with a bathing suit on, because her boyfriend told her that's how it happened. It is soooooo silly.

    "Oh honey I have no idea how our baby came out Asian, I guess this things just happened" LOLs



  75. 75

    prolly jewish



  76. 76

    Re: Obnoxious_Joe
    The mother's name is Magdalena Kwiatkowska. Does that sound like a Muslim name to you? They are POLISH!!! The last time I checked they were CATHOLICS. Are you going to make jokes about Jesus impregnating the girl now?



  77. 77

    Re: Ghadir
    Yeah a Muslim girl with the surname "Kwiatkowska", right! Read the article first!!! They are Polish your prejudice schmuck.



  78. 78

    bahahaha.



  79. 79

    Your gross mario..why would you jack off in the pool?



  80. 80

    oh c'mon! sperm dies when in contact with chlorine. the mom is in denial stage.



  81. 81

    Your all going on about sperm dies in cholrine etc etc….

    But did any of you thing that this girl must of been on hoilday at the hotel for at least 4 weeks and gotten pregnant at the beginning of the hoilday as it takes 4 weeks before a pregnancy test can detect the pregnancy unless you buy one of the expensive tests and do you really think a 13 year old would know which one to get if she has led a sheltered life that this girl has.



  82. 82

    Re: gullveig
    My post was to insinuate what the muslims in the country would have said, if they were able to be sarcastic. And I knew they where Polish.



  83. 83

    STUPID BITCH. STERILIZE THE DUMB



  84. 84

    *shakes head* Some people are so blind when it comes to their own kids. Just have a gyno examine her. If hymen is still intact and yet she's preggers, well then…

    probably just a case of a young girl lying because too ashamed to admit to her parents the truth but even more ridiculous is that the parent would desperately cling to that lie rather than admit her kid isn't as well-behaved little angel as she thought she was.



  85. 85

    Virginity test. Problem solved.



  86. 86

    ROFL! That is so funny! Hiow in the world would the little buggers survive in a body of water that is fulluva chemicals and can make their way through a woman's swimsuit? Nice try mama. Your kid got herself knocked up the good old-fashioned way, by having sexual intercourse!!! ;-)

  87. pj88 says – reply to this


    87

    Whatta fuckin' nut job! "Ummm, ma'am.. your daughter had a dick in her. Yes she's young, but she did the nasty and now you want to defend her". She's right up there with the girl who "woke up" with all those star tatoo's on her face. Some kids have their parents so manipulated….



  88. 88

    Weird how the writing on this picture looks nothing like the writing on other pictures. Perez' "people" aren't doing a very good job of pretending to be him…
    .
    And ps, if the author of this story were any good at their job, they would have made a Michael Phelps reference or something…at least TRY to be funny.



  89. 89

    How funny!! Thats a good one



  90. 90

    idk…
    ahahahhah 13?
    that's my age….
    kinda stupid though
    i once thought about this when i loved to swim
    then again there's that chlorine stuff should probably kill it



  91. 91

    Theres no such thing. Its impossible. Sperm died in those kinds of chemicals and travel from sexual organ to sexual organ. Dont believe it. Shes an attention whore.



  92. 92

    No, it s NOT from the 50s (QUOTE: "…What is this, the 50s? Boys swim in another pool so their junk stays in their own water? …")

    It s Muslim's shitty idiot debile thinking of MIDEVAL AGES!
    In Berlin, they even demanded, and unfortunately GOT, their OWN public swimmingpool! LOL

    They re so DUMB!



  93. 93

    Re: RIP Michael Jackson

    it s a Muslim problem! Thya have NOT THE FAINTEST IDEA about the huiman body and suxuality! In Germany they demand their OWN public swimming pool for WOMEN NOLY for this reason! They re completely NUTS!



  94. 94

    Re: MyOpinionOnly

    Maybe the little daughter got RAPED and the mother wants to cover this up cause it was some uncle or so?



  95. 95

    Ergh! The woman is stupid or in complete denial. The daughter prob conceived before the holiday. Wonder if this is the mother's idea of a cover up of her daughters immorality outside marriage and under age?



  96. 96

    Some mothers are just plain stupid.



  97. 97

    JEEEEEZZZZ! Take her to a doctor. He can determine if she is a virgin or not…surely her mother doesn't think she is a virgin and got knocked up in the pool water itself. I need a buck badly, but I am not that damn desperate.



  98. 98

    This is really weird- the mom had a kid, so she should know how it happens, right?
    Maybe the mom should take her little girl to the doctor and get an ultra sound to get a date of when the little feller was concieved. She should probably do some more investigating- pretty sure it's not the only thing the kids been lying about.



  99. 99

    Someone needs to sit down with this woman and #1 explain the birds and the bees to her. #2 Explain to her that her 13 year old is no longer a virgin!!!! You do not get pregnant from swimming in a pool!!! Is she out of her ever lovin mind or what??



  100. 100

    Come to think of……I was in a pool once too. And a bath tub, shower, and the ocean. Now look at me, 2 kids later. I think this mom is on to something. I'm going to sue the pacific!

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