You Must….

CLICK HERE to read Perez's profile - in full! - from the new issue of Entertainment Weekly.
CLICK HERE to read Perez's profile - in full! - from the new issue of Entertainment Weekly.
CLICK HERE to read Perez's profile - in full! - from the new issue of Entertainment Weekly.
CLICK HERE to read Perez's profile - in full! - from the new issue of Entertainment Weekly.
CLICK HERE to read Perez's profile - in full! - from the new issue of Entertainment Weekly.
Unlike others, this article, written by Tim Stack, is fair and not one-sided.
It's fierce! Faboosh! Ferosh! Amazeballs! Brazilliant! And every other good word we can think of!
Plus, the pics are really cute too!
Love Perez or hate him, you must read THIS Entertainment Weekly profile.
[Images by Jeff Minton for EW.]















































I wonder if Perez will still be kissing Lady Gaga's asshole when she runs out of "creativity" aka her next album.
Re: Sensitivity – WTF is MT
is that a cow lick????? or a pig lick????????
Re: MyOpinionOnly – Obviously you're trolling, but anyway you're here screaming at people bashing Perez WHEN HE MAKES HIS LIVING BASHING PEOPLE. How much sense does that make? And "go eat your boogers?" Did mommy let you use the computer today? Are you excited to start second grade this fall?
Re: JigSaw – 100….haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: MyOpinionOnly – #61
You wrote : "…you may want to pick your boogers more….go back to eating your boogers moron…"
OMG I am laughing so much that tears are rolling down my face… people, you're killing me…
Only in Perez's twisted, demented mind is that a positive article. Perez is a fat, disgusting pig. I sincerely hope someone wipes him off the face of the earth. If it is Perez's right to spew his hateful bullshit, it is our right to come on this site and tell that piece of shit how badly we hate his ugly ass. Not even his pet GaGa would give a nice comment for the article. That should finally get fatass to realize these people don't look at him as a friend but suck up so he doesn't try to ruin their careers. Die Perez Die!
Re: MyOpinionOnly – I do come on a lot. Hypocrite? Maybe. Do I blast people all day for a living? No. Do I post mean shit about children? No. Do I whine like a bitch when I get assulted after assulting someone else? No. Do I make the world a more hateful place with my comments on here? No.
You see, the beauty about being able to post an opinion or comment on here is that it doesn't have to be all sun-shiney and agreeable. If I think he's an ass, I can say it.
Re: Long Dong Connery – it means my you are a tard!
Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – heeeeeeeee
Re: Sensitivity – Muah silly !!!
In the lower photo where Mario's face wasn't photoshopped too much Perez looks like Eddie Munster.
Re: Long Dong Connery – Wow….that was so…uum…uneducated sounding. Exactly the point about people like you being on here EVERYDAY posting stupid and lame comments about Perez. Again…if you don't like him…go annoy somewhere else. Easy enough.
Re: Sensitivity – Ooohhhhkkkaaayy…..go pop another pill freak. You may make more sense then. Lame ass comment.
Re: Sensitivity – Yeah he was a dumbass on that one and paid the price for it. In the real world, most of us have already moved on and so has he. So what's your fucking point? That he cried? Of course he did…no one has ever said he wasn't emotional..so what? Assholes like you have been posting stupid shit about him long before that incident. So you have no excuse really as to why you all are here hatin on him everyday. Makes no sense to the average, intelligent person. Normally when someone doesn't like someone else, we AVOID them. Instead, the rest of us who actually enjoy his site have to deal with a load of idiots such as yourself leaving stupid annoying comments about him when i doubt he reads any of them. Yeah, that's intelligent.
PHOTOSHOPPED
Just because you've "been nothing but glowing about Zac Efron" doesn't mean he owes you any sort of loyalty. In your world sucking up to someone guarantees that they'll have your back, but that's not how everyone operates. Some people support others based on their merits as a person/artist/etc., not just because they were quoted having said something nice about them.
And I don't consider that video them "making fun of a violent attack", they were making fun of your ridiculous reaction.
Re: JigSaw – That's the best you can come up with? Seriously??? Wow….you are even MORE pathetic than I thought. I think you should give up the avatar as the actual character is way cooler than YOU will ever be. How's that loser life going for you? Since you are blogging on her 24/7 its obvious that Perez IS your life.
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Perez, all your shameless self-promotion has paid off. Congratulations!
Obviously you've worked hard.
But remember to NOT be such a baby when someone else criticizes YOU.
Re: CRABBY APPLETON – No, only you guys make it a hater site. It's actually a GOSSIP site and that's what he is good at whether you like him or not. You are the one hitting his site everyday to make the site go up. Why? Are you that angry at a man you don't even know? Sad and pathetic really. Why should he matter that much in your life? I don't get it since it's all about the dirt for me. I know I'm going for gossip…..Besides, I never said I loved Perez. he can be a dick for sure, but then we ALL can. Nothing new there. But he has some good stories, gotta admit.
Re: abalone – Like I said before, I never said he was the greatest. Of course he can be an ass…but yet you still come and read and post so there is something you like about him. Haters just never like to admit that.
Re: JigSaw – yep. If I have to see your stupid hateful shit everyday…you get it back. Enjoy!
Anyone know who he is referring to when he says he hasn't 'made fun of one A-list celebrity's ugly baby in a really long time'….???
you´re so ugly.
PEREZ IS AN ASSHOLE AND SO IS ANYONE WHO DEFENDS HIM!!!
are you serious? come on and get a clue. no amount of retouching can help your cause.
don't think to much of yourself do you
think I'll pass
no I know i'll pass
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Yeah and so is faboosh! I'm over it too!
Faboosh! Ferosh! Amazeballs! Brazilliant.. STOP!! You have the mentality of a 6 year old..
Re: Hodge Podge – You're only saying that because you have a big water buffalo head too!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: xodennixo – He has put Madonna's daughter Lourdes in the If You Are Easily Offended category for having a unibrow and lip hair. He has made tasteless comments about babies as well.
Re: MyOpinionOnly – HAHAHA! People are mean to you and its funny!!! LOL! Why are you commenting on other people's posts if you don't want them to comment back?
Re: xodennixo – Maybe Adam Sandler's. He made fun of her a lot!!
Re: Cheezy – Like the moniker says..it's my opinion so of course people will respond back. I don't have a problem with it unlike some. I actually find some of their responses hysterical….no worries for me! lol….
A close up of your potato head…..ummm no thanks. I'll pass on the interview.
LOVES IT! That second pic is TDF!!
I don't get, however, why people will go through the motions of creating a username and profile, whatever… on YOUR SITE only to bash you. Whatevs, bb, you're fabu.
Re: MyOpinionOnly – What the hell? I can say whatever the fuck I wan't and YOU my friend, look like a complete retard replying to EVERY person that disses Perez. How about YOU get a fuckin life.
Lets look at the PAPER DOLL CHAIN! I see a Nick Jonas, Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, but idk who the blonde is.
Re: NormaJean. – my favourite blonde!muah!
Re: xodennixo – May I be so cynical as to suggest that the only reason he stopped was because his readers universally ripped him a new one with several hundred critical comments. Hard to defend calling a mother's baby fugly or looking like Yoda etc.
Re: MyOpinionOnly – I can dish it out and take it so I expect that from Perez's fat head and yours! Change your name to Myopinion'S'only ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
EW.
You make Elton John look like David Beckham. I'd feel bad for you if you weren't such a pompous, catty, queenie, out of touch IDIOT
My Perezcious must be allowed to mock celebrity babies because when he was a baby mean people looked in the pram and said " Oh, why did you bleach your pet piglet?"
Who cares what crusty "pay me" publicists or other gossip columnists say, you own the people's ear and that is MUCH more important. You go girl, chin up, do your thing and do it well. You have LOTS OF LOVE out here in the real world!
is it just me or does Perez look like a blonde, gay Herman Munster in that bottom pic??
Pass.
That was a very well written article. I enjoyed your comparing yourself to McDonalds, especially the guilty part
Celebrity Gossip is a guilty pleasure
Oh, and just for starters on your chop hack job, you photochopped your fucking forehead in that first shot because it is MUCH larger in the second one. Then you put the photos together so it is blatently obvious. Dumbass. Im sure this wont get posted either because you edit comments all the freagin time. But nice way to misrepresent your fugly face Mario.
Eres fantastico! Te amo!
you're so fugly, you could be herman's munster daughter hehehe.
I cannot stand looking at your face. I think someone needs to punch it. Where's the picture of you crying like a 5 year-old?
Jeez do you ever stop selling your own arse with your hype PR about yourself. ?
absolutely loves it!
wow! what is it? i think it's age? but you're really turning into a handsom man.
Re: MyOpinionOnly – Why are you even defending Perez you pathetic piece of shit. You ARE probably Perez because I cannot see how any sane rational human being could defend this kunt. Wake up and smell the coffe you sad fuck
You hired your mum to be your maid? That's sick Perez! Wash your own goddamn undies you pig!
Fucking hidious.
*throws up*
you have the ugliest chin i have ever seen.
A face like a King Edward potato
Love your weight loose, sorry for your face though.
Re: Shaniqua Jones – lol!
Re: MyOpinionOnly – I laugh my ass of at the comments sometimes too! I like to see what people think!!
i looovovvvvveee perez
woohhoooooo
PEREZ!!!
ur on urself quite alot arnt u
OMG…. I hate your face!
You may be thin now but you're still ugly and brain dead.
nice pics!
but they are funny too !!