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Nicole Kidman was making that face after leaving her gym in NYC on Thursday because __________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
she just realized she is dressed like my grandma.
Someone held a mirror infront of her and she realised she looks like complete shit?
She pulled a muscle?
she saw dog shit
she sharted.
Eeeekkkkk! The sun! I am melting!
She was just testing to see if any parts of her face could still move.
Too much botox?
she realized she left her pilates sombrero that goes with her outfit…
because scum paparazzi are there. Simple as that.
Forgot to change her tampon and is wearing white pants! Head for the hills!
cause she is in mid sentence and parasites like you go through hundreds of pics until you find the worst and print it, unless of course it is your precious, brangelina, who NEVER takes a bad pic.
when she tensed during the work out her face froze in that expression, thanks to all the botox
"OH.MY.GOD!!! The botox is wearing off!"
her mouth looks surprised. her eyes dont.
she saw her reflection in the store window?
….couldn't believe the size of Mario's forehead.
She had a flashback to her marriage with Tom Cruise.
She can't make any other face.
It's the first time she's been out in the sun in three years. No hat, no sunglasses…how frightening for her!
she's about to leek blood.. wait she's too old for that. she's about to pee cause she cant hold her bladder anymore.
checking to see if she needs a retouch of Botox…
Just realized she got dressed in some Guatemalan woman's outfit by mistake!
Her "Depends", isn't !
She pooped in her pants?
Because there are only 3 faces of Botox… Happy Sad and Surprised.. take your best guess…
oh, didn't you know… that's the way her face looks now.
she just noticed that someone left a big dent on her parked car.
The wind picked up and almost knocked over her 88 pound body.
I just fucked her in the ass.
she just remembered how ugly she is
BECAUSE MARIO SUCKS ASS.. AND HE LITERALLY DOES!!!
The doctor messed up her botox.
For the love that is all good in this world, please someone get this woman a cheeseburger and some sun!
she left her botox injections
because….she's not. She just had botox and as she was saying "ouch" her face froze.
They injected too much Botox the day before, and her shit is frozen open. Bitch isn't doing it on purpose.
She wants to show us that her neck is aging fast!
Oh no my receding hairline is almost to the middle
of my head. Oops that was mean.
because Lindsey Lohan was peeing on the sidewalk. Into a milk jug.
She came out of the shower and someone stole her clothes. She had to borrow the "Maids" outfit.
of Botox bukakke.
she realized that she wasn't in Mexico.
there was not a mariachi band in the gym.
her natural hair color grew in.
that her wedgie was go up further
Tested if her recently made botox really worked on her face.
Because she let out what she thought was going to be a small fart and ended up shitting her pants, and she wasn't wearing panties. And after the fart & shit, the turd nuggetts rolled down her leg and she was afraid the paps were going to take pics of her turds. So she quickly stepped on the turds so the paps wouldn't see them. Now she has to find a crapper to run to so she can wash out her crapped on pants and butt. Poor girl, maybe next time she'll only let out fart when she's near a toilet.
A high school marching band went by and one of the drummers accidently played 2 and a half minutes of "livin' la vida loca" on her cheeks. Then, still not realizing his mistake, tried to tune her. Which nearly brought her to the brink of expression.
That looks like something my granny would wear!
Her period's coming on and she's wearing all white?
She looked in the mirror
the botox finally froze her entire face
she walked past ed mcmans hollywood star and was mortified
its stuck that way from too much botox!
She saw a human with forehead wrinkles?
She finally woke up from from the drugs Tom slipped her and realize what had just gotten into her.
_____because she saw her anorexic self reflected in a window. Srsly…why does this woman need the gym? She needs the Carnegie Deli.
She saw her reflection in a puddle.
she realized what she thought was a fart was really a SHART! eeewwww
she was really getting botox.
she realized she just squashed her ex husband with her sandals
…SHE SAW PEREZ?? HAHA!
JK!
At least she goes to a gym for real - Fat Azz. I bet you don't go to the gym like you claim 5 times a week - yeah right Porky
The doctgor just told her the world has run out of BOTOX!
She just got a good look at herself in a mirror
Botox wore off.
Re: Whaddup –
LMAO, sharted…nice.
She's terrified the sun will give her some color. Then her face won't be the exact same color as the rest of her outfit.
She ran into Tom Cruise!!! Lol…isn't he pretty much a midget?
thats just her normal face. doesnt she always look like that now? poor thing, put the botox DOWN!!!
The botox froze it that way.
SHE SHARTED!!!
I think she looks great! Yeah, she may overdo the botox a little, but soooo many in Hollywood do. Lighten up.
because….she has no choice! It's the only face her snare drum skin will allow!
Is for the botox
SHES FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
#40 I was ROTF LMAO!!! THE BEST!
" SAW LINDSAY LOHAN PEEING ON THE SIDE WALK. IN A MILK JUG."
she just had an enormous flashback to the time she caught her personal trainer with the doorman.
We are going out,what else could be?
she just got her period and is wearing an all white outfit? :X
Because the ass on that trainer she was eating was a little salty!
the damn paparrazzi are there and obviously she doesnt look her best coming from working out. yeesh perez, back off her now. its way old.
that burlap sack she's wearing is riding up her crack!!
Wow - she's looking really good!
Nicole Kidman was making that face after leaving her gym in NYC on Thursday because she just found that Al Gore invented the stationary bike and the seat on which she was sitting was molded in the likeness of his face.
Re: Spindoc – She actually saw Tom Cruise, he is very short!
she jizzed in her pants!!
She just spotted a 4 yr. old wearing the same exact Garanimals outfit!!!!!
SHE FORGOT HER TAMPON.
she's feeling she's having her period and wearing white…shit! shit! shit!
She saw a cock with a large ballsack crossing the road on 4 legs while the sack dragged on the sidewalk.
she saw the reflection of her weird hairline in a puddle.
She ran into a gay freak named Perez Hilton!
she realized food is not the enemy.
she's melting into a puddle of boring ass vanilla fluff
Re: hateliars – suck seaweed weasel
..her baby was not where she left it
the botox on her face snapped.
The remote control dildo in her ass shorted out.