Mushy pAArtying The Pain Away

Filed under: Mischa Barton

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Everybody knows the smart way to deal with a break-up is to get utterly shitfaced out in public! Duh!

Just look at Mischa Barton!

Her love life is the definition of sucktastic, especially lately. But while other normal girls will hit a pint of Ben & Jerrys and pop The Notebook in the DVD player, Mushy would rather hit a bottle of Jack or Jimmy Dean and parade her messy self out in public.

And her friends are concerned. A source reveals: "When her love life is out of sorts she just lets herself go and hits the party scene…Her friends try to tell her to stop but she doesn't listen. Drinking bloats her terribly."

Ha! So is that why you've been a little rounder around the edges lately, huh? Makes sense, we guess.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm / Email this  »

    94 comments to “Mushy pAArtying The Pain Away”



    1. 1

      whats Jimmy Dean? you mean Jim Beam? thought so



    2. 2

      PEREZ — WHO THE FUCK IS SHE ?

      ANOTHER SOON TO BE FORGOTTEN 'LIFETIME' TV 'STARLET' ?

      Never heard of her…….until your slut scandal sheet !



    3. 3

      misha looks hot,like a real girl,curvy



    4. 4

      PEREZ- WRONG PHOTO!

      SHE'S WALKING A DOG IN THIS ONE

      NO BOOZE!!



    5. 5


      an how is your love life fat ass?

      jimmy dean makes sausage not booze you fucktard



    6. 6

      jimmy dean, pig face? fuck all you can think about is food, huh, fatboy?!

    7. Jive says – reply to this


      7

      Fuck yourself fatty, she is fine like a mothafucka. I would hit that every which way. She was waaay to skinny before. These Hollywood actresses (cough Lindsay Lohan) need to EAT.



    8. 8

      Cute dog!!



    9. 9

      she looks fine. lay off her. i mean she shouldnt be drinking like that but a little meat on ur bones is kinda a good thing.

    10. epic says – reply to this


      10

      and this is newsworthy???
      huh!



    11. 11

      Re: BeckyB – Jimmy Dean sausages, they're sold in every supermarket. But I am not sure how anyone can "hit a bottle of Jimmy Dean"
      Maybe Perez is drunk again….

    12. k-lee says – reply to this


      12

      i don't understand… why do you hate her?

    13. cessy says – reply to this


      13

      and whats your excuse for being fat? get a fucking life



    14. 14

      Where does one find a bottle of Jimmy Dean? I typically find them soft wrapped in my grocer's freezer.

    15. cessy says – reply to this


      15

      whats your excuse for being fat?



    16. 16

      She should get dumped more often, she finally looks good!!!



    17. 17

      .
      Her cute dog is far more interesting



    18. 18

      I don't get what you hate her so much! Maybe I didn't check your page the day you posted her offense to you! Do you (or someone!) please remind me about it?
      Also… she's walking her dog… maybe you mistaken photos?



    19. 19

      Hey, she looks pretty good. Perez, back off her. She's only fat to you because you don't like her.

      She's no Beth Ditto, not that there's anything wrong with Beth. Don't be hypocritical.



    20. 20

      You are pathetic Mario. Your high on smegma again, and no wonder you don't lose any weight you fat ass mammal toed bitch - you can't get your mind off food and cock. Jimmy Dean???? WTF go eat a sausage biscuit and die you Blubbery Bastard.



    21. 21

      What?!?!?!? She looks great! She may be having personal problems, but her figure is fantastic!!! How can you even imply that she's overweight????



    22. 22

      Way to kick a girl when she may b down Perez.



    23. 23

      she needs to get her teeth fix post a pic of that perez



    24. 24

      She looks like a normal girl. I hate toothpick idiots. Anyways, wtf has she done lately? Nuttin, not news worthy….



    25. 25

      what is she wearing!!



    26. 26

      actually…she is GORGEOUS…great body…what are you talking about? beautiful face,and hair…adorable dog too….what is your problem perez? you are much fatter and you are shapelss…and you have no love life…why do you pick on her…it's not flattering to you.and it is cruel.



    27. 27

      actually, I'll take a bottle of wine over ice cream during a break up any day…



    28. 28

      She looks healthy and happy to me. Infact the best picture of her I have seen. Did you cut and paste this off of another blog?



    29. 29

      Jim Beam, not Jimmy Dean



    30. 30

      She is SLIM I wouldn't even call her curvy……….often camera angles seem to catch people at the worst angles so they can create 'dramatic' headlines to sell more magazines. But seriously Mischa if your reading this your so beautiful + have a gorgeous figure!!!!! I think comments on her weight are freakin crazy????!!!!! I mean seriously is everyone even looking at the same pics as me??!! + im not standing up 4 her bcos im some big fan or anything (Unlike most I didn't watch the oc) lol!………. But come on lets get things into perspective!



    31. 31

      honestly, you need to leave this girl alone already and by the way who the fuck are YOU to criticize someone's weight you slob? take a look in the mirror MARIO! "sucktastic love life"? can you relate there? you sound a some caddy BITCH in this post.



    32. 32

      Oh please. Compared to Beth Ditto (who you compliment for 'rocking' and flaunting her 'curves'), Mischa Barton is NOT fat. She looks fine. And in that picture, cute, even!!



    33. 33

      Leave her the fuck alone asshole. What is your deal with her? Enough already!



    34. 34

      At least the dog is cute!



    35. 35

      She's farting!



    36. 36

      Fuck you Perez like you don't look like a fucking oinker! She is fine, if anyone ought to be porkie looking it's you fat fuck and that Fat with an F you fucktard!



    37. 37

      omg perez this is really mean - she's just gonna end up starving herself back smaller. especially with crap like this floating around

    38. other says – reply to this


      38

      Perez, your karma has got to be so bad you probably breathe cancer.

    39. other says – reply to this


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      i haven't been on this site for some time. I used to be daily but your hate and anger is way too much. you are way too much like paris hilton. haters yuck. looks like a lot of other people feel the same. I remember comments averaging in the hundreds for every post. now you lucky to get a solid 50 average. Looks like shit does find its way home.



    40. 40

      okay, this makes me sick. this is why women are self conscious, and fucked up. her arms are fat??? hips?? fuck you. and if other women agree with this bullshit, im even more sickened, disappointed and disgusted.

      -oh and this comes from a woman that is attractive, not fat and living an accomplished and satisfied life. come on society- get right.



    41. 41

      I come here less and less cause Perez Hilton is just a pathetic ugly person inside and out. The gossip is getting banal too.



    42. 42

      She looks skinny, you're the fat one.

      I don't like her either but still…you're pretty dumb.



    43. 43

      uh huh… doesn't seem right that you would be making comments on someone being a "little rounder around the edges" … YOU ARE FAT



    44. 44

      perez are u naturally bloated no matter how much weight u lose you will always have a blubbery gross body…..do u even get laid??????



    45. 45

      She is not round at all! may be seen as a little crazy but what celeb isn't. they are being followed by the paparazzi everywhere and do not get to have any secret life at all. it doesn't matter how big or small the celeb is.. i look at perez's website to see the updates on the celebs but no one should be dissing on any of them cuz all of them make more money then any of us on here!



    46. 46

      She looks gorgeous you fucking ass-hole. And who doesn't wanna get shitfaced after a breakup??



    47. 47

      mario just hates anyone who won't kiss his cellulite-riddled ass. he takes good-natured ribbing to an extreme. he doesn't understand (or care) to make fun of someone in a GOOD way. he's delusional and wants so badly to be famous.



    48. 48

      there is nothing on her that is fat. she is not full of silicone like megan fox. perez hates all women that stay natural and don't look like drag queens, basically



    49. 49

      GRRRR she looks good! If we continue to make girls feel like crap for looking "curvy" then they will all end up like lindsanity!



    50. 50

      Perez I love you and everything - but who the hell are you to imply that somebody is fat?! ESPECIALLY somebody as SKINNY as her .. I mean, I know you lost alot of weight (congratulations, by the way), but if you think somebody like her is overweight .. ohmygod .. if she is overweight, Perez, then it must be like you are the most morbidly obese person alive. Jeez. I reeally dislike Mischa Barton but I'm not gonna imply she's fat because of my dislike for her. She is a thin girl.



    51. 51

      man she looks good with some meat on her bones
      yall is do these gyals bad anno… curves look betta than skin n bones

    52. free says – reply to this


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      Hitting the party scene? Looks to me as if she's going to walk her dog.

    53. omz says – reply to this


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      to me she looks great yea she might have bad taste in clothes but still perez you are seriously getting way out of hand all you do is fucking do is criticize all this women that they're too skinny or chunky or w.e… you're so obnoxious sometimes take a good look at yourself honey put down that hatorade and start running a few miles



    54. 54

      Perez can you be more jelousssssssssss????????!!! you are not a girl, and you are NEVER going to be one! Leave the girls alone!!!!



    55. 55

      That outfit is just very unflattering.



    56. 56

      this is ridicolus.calling her bloated and fat doesn t suit reality.she is a beautiful girl, and it s great that she gained weight showing at least that she is not so self absorbed to lock her inside her house until all the fat goes away like a gwyneth,EG.



    57. 57

      Perez… she's walking her dog you fat fuck! She is also beautifully shaped unlike you!



    58. 58

      Perez, you are funny. I enjoy reading your posts.



    59. 59

      you're a fucking bully.



    60. 60

      she looks FINE!!! are you serious?



    61. 61

      i think she looks great, i dont know why one minute everyones calling her too skinny then too fat! leave the poor girl alone!



    62. 62

      hmm I'm still looking for this 'fat'- legs are skinny, arms are skinny so much so u can actually see the bones, and she couldnt possibly have a flatter stomach! Lady Gaga is GROSSLY FAT compared to her.. Misha is clearly a better person that you in all ways possible!
      I often wonder how you feel that when you die more people will be happy and joyous to see rid of you than feel sad for your 'loss'.. if money and fame mean that much to you then i feel for you.



    63. 63

      First I want to say Im a fan of perez
      BUT!! Im disappointed he would poke fun at her because she's gained a few pounds. Everyone knows perez was a fat mess and still has a LONG way to go. He picks on super skinny stars for being underweight. Nobodys body is perfect and knowing that so many young girls read his site, he should be aware that he is contributing to the media frenzie that surrounds body image. She is not fat in that pick above, she looks better then most average people and more important perez wishes he could have a body half as toned as hers. I think I might have to find myself a different gossip website.



    64. 64

      she looks fine, give her a break. also why would you wanna watch 'the notebook' an eat ben and jerry's? how do you know what girls do cause you're a man yeah?



    65. 65

      this is the most ridiculous thing i have ever read . if she is not too skinny she is too fat ! this girl can do no right .she is a stunning slim girl and has always been that way . as a 22 yr old with an ongoing eating disorder i feel this kind of attack on a girl the same age as myself absolutely unacceptable ! i love this site it is great fun , but attacking vulnerable girls body images is not on , shame on u perez and maybe u should take a look at ur own figure in the mirror wen u post this manner of slander !



    66. 66

      She looks beautiful. Leave her alone!



    67. 67

      If she drinks its cause ratbastards like Perez are there taking pictures or posting her leaving her house with her dog.And if Mario didn't take this pic then he stole another one. Get a life homotard and let her be!!



    68. 68

      okay shes not fat at all! I think she is better with a little more, because she was way too skinny before!



    69. 69

      I hope Mischa isn't in a band with any protective members in it or that she doesn't have an older brother or else someone might get fed up and slap you upside the head again. Seems like someone hasn't learned his/her lesson. Oh well, we keep learining until we get it right I guess.



    70. 70

      Re: serblogger – Another evil retard…



    71. 71

      I can't believe that following your spat with BEP you honestly couldn't believe why people don't like you. THIS IS WHY. you are a bitch, you ridicule people for their weight and say cruel things about children. you are overweight yourself, atleast twice the size of this girl, yet you take pleasure in writing nasty and childish blogs about her. when you are not spiling nasty comments about people you are blogging about every aspect of your life which honestly, NO ONE CARES. who cares if you have lost weight? who cares if you have a shit book out about celebs? no one, you are not interesting. maybe you would be if bitching wern't the only thing that you are known for. Your response to the BEP was that there is no excuse for violence, normally i agree, but honestly if you say these things about people how do you expect them to react. if these things were about me and i saw you, i would definately punch you to. grow up



    72. 72

      What ever, she's just walking her dog!



    73. 73

      oh stop it…her body is & has always been perfect..on the other hand it's normal for sb who's been spending half their lives doing shooting for series or films 2 end up heavy drinkers…that's the price u're obliged 2 pay for the massive fame..



    74. 74

      She looks better than ever! Fuck,what is it with you, she's skinny and you bash her, she puts on a few lbs, you bash her. I hope you erode from the inside out!!!



    75. 75

      Why are you always so hard on her, Perez? She's actually putting an effort in, and looks really healthy now that she's gained a few pounds.



    76. 76

      whiskey or sausage…what would perez pick??? YEP SAUSAGE of course..he packs him some FUDGGGGGGGGGE!!!!!!



    77. 77

      perez you are fat and ugly shut the hell up about celebritys looking healthy, you are DISGUSTING, and i'm sure the rest of your staff is, too.



    78. 78

      WILL. I. AM. OWNED YOU.



    79. 79

      ok I think she is a raging drug addict but really she goes from being anorexic to a few extra lbs in a month. Might be nice if you posted one pic where she was ideal weight. With all that yo=yoing she has to be there at least once every time she flucuates



    80. 80

      and even at her skinniest, she is a girl with what my granny use to call "hips for birthing children" no amount of diet or excercise will change her bone structure, she should however hire a stylist so she dresses to minimize her hips. She must let the same person dress her that allowed Jessica S to leave the house in horizontal stripes when she is carrying a few extra lbs around the hips



    81. 81

      Re: BeckyB – isnt Jimmy Dean like sausages or some sh*t?? lol



    82. 82

      she looks nice here….not all super skinny & sick looking!



    83. 83

      Mischa looks very slender, not bloated or fat. And yes, she is not wearing a designer outfit. But it doesn't mean she is "utterly shitfaced out in public" as you call it. She is dressed in simple casual clothes because she is taking her dog for a walk. Perez, do you expect Mischa to wear stilettos and Gucci gown while picking her dog's poop on the sidewalk?



    84. 84

      Re: PinkIcePrincess – Yep, Jimmy Dean are sausages.

    85. merez says – reply to this


      85

      your so fat perez fatty fat fat



    86. 86

      Two words on fatness: Beth Ditto.



    87. 87

      i swear that broad refuses to believe it's NOT 1995.



    88. 88

      Shut up perez she has always been an skeleton and now she look better than ever she looks hot now and i have always hated her skinny self lol



    89. 89

      Its Jim Beam fool. Jimmy Dean doesn't come in a bottle. Its in your local grocerys meat department. I thought you'd know more about sausage.



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    91. 91

      shut up, mischa is a real person with a good body, unlike lohan. leave MB alone.



    92. 92

      WOW SHE DOESNT ""LOOK"" LIKE A COKEWHORE ANY MORE



    93. 93

      thats because shes FAT COW who just got a break on OC then blew it !!



    94. 94

      that dog is picture perfect!
      look at how it was ready to pose for the paps
      adorable !
      …shame about the owner