Do You Know What Today Is????
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It's Richard Simmons' birthday!
In celebration of his 61st, CLICK HERE for a fabulous photo gallery dedicated to America's real-life Bruno!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
hahahahaha on the bruno joke
OMG i though that richard simmons was gene simmons hahaha i was imagine kiss all faboulous
Actually - it's MY birthday
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Happy Birthday! Although he's a little quirky, and his outfits and hair are crazy, he looks great (and no just for his age, in general!)…All the more reason we need to workout and take care of our bodies!!
Happy Birthday Richard. today is my mama's birthday also
OMG, did you see him naked on the bed of vegetables? Hilarious. He was very cute when he was young. Now he looks like an old saggy woman.
I eat less today for you!!!
HAPPY B-DAY DICK! WE MISS UR APPEARANCES ON HOWARD! WWW.DRUNKEN-MOMENTS.COM
This calls for Caps Lock…HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHARD!!!!!! Love him! Hey, and it's ok to eat a piece of cake on your B-day!
XXXOOO!!!!!!!!
Happy bday Richard. I will never forget exercising with my Mom to the Richard Simmons show when I was a kid.
I'm going to put on my short shorts. I only wish I had balls so that they could hang out of my short shorts. Happy Birthday Mr. Simmons!
Richard Simmons isn't gay.
Miss THAAANG is losing her hair color and HAIR at the same time !
Quelle Surprise ! And those stupid shorts — she's not "that thin", you know.
She's does NEWTONS and ICE CREAM !
Miss THAAAAAAAAAAANG ! FRIGHTENING !
I don't get it. How was Mr. Simmon's like Bruno? Isn't Bruno a CRUDE flamboyant character?
He looks way better than I will at 61.
Miss THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG needs to car-jack her HAIR COLORIST IMMEDIATELY !
EEEW ! What's up with that bad aging HAIR COLOR ? DYE IT, GIRL !!! DYE IT THIS INSTANT !!! EEEEEEEEEEEWWW !
I still love Richard Simmons and the hope that he gives to those struggling with their weight. BUT, I would like to see him update his hair and workout clothes. Please???
wow 61?
It's my Birthday tooooooooooo
Daddy's little girl's been a bad girl
chubby pickle
Haha - I'm sorry, but who cares?!?
Thanks so much for celebrating his birthday, He is a good man, I love him too death……and I hope he has many more!!!! Kudos P.H.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHARD SIMMONS.