Cokate Teams Up With Simon Cowell!

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In a world of unlikely pairings, this sure isn't the weirdest, but we suspect that Simon Cowell isn't using his big head with this business decision. He's using the little one!

Simon has decided to take his gazillion dollars and pool it with fashion fellow Sir Philip Green (owner of Top Shop) to form a global entertainment super-company. Because when you have craters of cash to spare, what else are you going to do but take over the world.

The businessmen have their eyes on rivaling the other big wig entertainment companies in the realms of television and fashion. Enter Kate Moss, whose been asked to join the team, subsequently doubling her net worth to $100 million, to direct the "style and image" of the yet to be named mega-brand.

A close source says, "Kate has been signed as a figurehead and style setter for the fashion end of the business. She will bring her expertise to the table, advising on all branding and style for clothes, hair and accessories."

We suppose as long as they keep her out of the showbusiness end of the venture, she can't do too much damage.

Oops, spoke too soon!

"Something that has also been talked about is Kate developing her own singing career and starting a music label," says the source.

Shiteous!!!

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    Posted: Jul 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm / Email this  »

    16 comments to “Cokate Teams Up With Simon Cowell!”



    1. 1

      ew



    2. 2

      Can skinny people sing?



    3. 3

      Yat ;)



    4. 4

      skinny people don't need to be able to sing. all they need is autotune.



    5. 5

      luv♥
      daZimon…
      all I think when
      I look at eyeballz/kate/
      iz krackhead//ewwwwwww☻



    6. 6

      why is this so goddamned crazy to you? It is a recognied fact that Kate Moss is a trendsetter. She is always talked about in all "Credible" magaines, as having amazing fashion sense. Her line for Top Shop is insanely popular. She has spent her ENTIRE LIFE in the industry…
      It makes perfect sense.
      They want to keep "Shiteous" and "tacky" American celebs out of the deal so by teaming up with the most popular fashion icon in Britain, they have created a winning partnership.
      Why is it so outlandish to imagine that she has any musical talent as well?
      Why is it that you hate her so much?
      Did she tell you to go fuck yourself once at a party?



    7. 7

      Whenever anyone's career is in the shitter they turn to music…



    8. 8

      She may have a semi great fashion sense. (That suits her body) But she aint no woman in my book.



    9. 9

      He is gay, why would he care about Kate. Obviously a bussiness relationship. I never listen to radio so I hope I'll never hear her sing.



    10. 10

      The department store I work at has resorted to selling her perfume/lotion and gift sets on the sale rack. It rarely sells. :(



    11. 11

      The idea doesn't even make sense. It sounds stupid. And Simon teaming with Kate Moss? Anyway I think this "company" is bad for all three and they'll lose more money than earn.



    12. 12

      HATE THIS KATE, TOO!!!!

      PLEASE TELL ME THE DRUGGIE DOESN'T HAVE CUSTODY!!



    13. 13

      i hate katemoss but simon is okay. go on wit ur bad self SImon make some mo MONAYYY!



    14. 14

      Re: Chawnie23 – Chawnie23, stop taking yourself so seriously, nobody else does,,,

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      15

      Them that has, gets.



    16. 16

      bloody hell wot next ? x