Nicolas Cage's Charm?!

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Wave bye-bye to those leading man roles!!!!

Paul Giamatti Nicolas Cage was spotted at an NYC hotel on Saturday sporting a double chin and some long, more thinning than ever hair.

Cage needs a new trainer and haircut stat!!!

Wait, he has just given us inspiration for the latest installment to his hit franchise!!!!

Cage searches the depths of the Earth for the priceless National Treasure, only to discover that he ate it!

We kid. We kid. Maybe we'll see him hiking on Runyon?!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

    Posted: Jul 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm / Email this  »

    44 comments to “Nicolas Cage's Charm?!”



    1. 1

      He's ugly.



    2. 2

      Oh Mario, in you world, everyone has face lifts and hair transplants. Men aren't never quite as concerned with beauty as women are forced 2b. Cage isn't 25 so his hair thinned. Big deal? RU defined by your hair (probably)? If you live a long life, you too may have a double chin. For shame!



    3. 3

      He looks fine and isn't sporting a big potato head like Perez. If he needs to get into shape he will….maybe now he's just enjoying life.



    4. 4

      Hmmm…Cage is financially set for life even if he no longer gets leading man roles. How are you financially, Perez?



    5. 5

      is this news??



    6. 6

      he's not too much of a tubster but still creepy



    7. 7

      perez. your so mean!! mabey thats why you got punched in the face?



    8. 8

      nepotism never ages.



    9. 9

      Why dosen't he grow some thicker stronger hair the stupid fu@king asshole.What a fu@king jerk.I never met anyone so stupid as Cage in my whole life.what a retard Perez is trying to advance his carear and tell him what to do but the creepazoid won't listen! as lease spray paint your head.!!!!

    10. omz says – reply to this


      10

      lol funny how you have the AMAZEBALLS" to talk about ppls weight have you seen yourself lately? he looks fine not everybody is so fucking superficial like you

    11. omz says – reply to this


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      Re: marlow – l…m..a..o…



    12. 12

      why are you so mean?!



    13. 13

      What ever, your an ass, I love him



    14. 14

      you may have lost weight Mario, but you're still heavier than Cage or any other celebrity you decide to pounce on. skip a meal fat boy!



    15. 15

      Cage was never good-looking to begin with-so what's the surprise?

    16. Fabu says – reply to this


      16

      Sorry Perez, you're wrong, hon… Nicolas Cage is HAWT!



    17. 17

      Have you seen in a mirror lately Porkez?

      Te sigues acercando al callejón de los madrazos!

      PENDEJO



    18. 18

      God- he could be so hot if he would just let that hair do what it wants! No more plugs- he is looking like John Travolta



    19. 19

      Oh please perez, you need never, ever, EVER discuss anyone's looks or especially weight. LOL!!



    20. 20

      I love Nicolas Cage. He is in his 40s, so he doesn't look anymore like a hunk in "Moonstruck', but he's still a very good looking man. And all actors/actresses have their weight go up and down all the time. You Perez yourself have a constant weight struggle and just a very short time ago sported 3 chins, and on July 4th I saw your "spare tire" with my own eyes, so don't gloat about Mr. Cage's "double chin".



    21. 21

      He looks fine….that just looks like a bad photo that caught a chin. The rest of him doesn't look fat.



    22. 22

      After seeing your shirtless video fatboy, you can't comment on anyone else's weight. At least he gets laid and doesn't still live with his mommy douchebag.



    23. 23

      you're one to talk Perez. You're such a fat-ass.



    24. 24

      Ohhhhh your so mean !!!!! I dont understand you. Your fucked up Im seriosly surprized none of these rich as mugs havent paid somebody to do more than punch you in the eye ! Why 2pac ??? Why biggie???? if it were Perez no explanation needed. Your all teasing Nick Cage like a kid , grow up you oussy



    25. 25

      You have a double chin too. Cute you're so self righteous. I love it!



    26. 26

      I would still do him.



    27. 27

      He's old.
      Was never good looking in the least.
      And now he's ugly AND old.



    28. 28

      This is a sad pathetic stretch on your part perez. I know you hired people to be mean to celebrities on your site but the pictures should at least semi back up what their saying. If a celeb is fat no problem but that picture just doesnt show it.



    29. 29

      Uhm, you do know that people don't have to be perfect to have a leading roll.



    30. 30

      He fugly and plus powder puff Perez can kick ur ass!!!



    31. 31

      PEREZ CARES ABOUT CELEBRITIES….



    32. 32

      anyone would have a double chin if they were pushing their head back like he is in this photo..



    33. 33

      WE NEED FRESH NEW SERIOUS ACTORS LIKE BRUNO!



    34. 34

      Oh Mario. You're so insecure that you're a fat, ugly baby that you still have to poke fun at others that are so much more successful than you. Cage wouldn't give you or this blog the time of day. You are such a baby bitch loser! Shed any tears latley? Try shedding some weight, fat ass.



    35. 35

      I'd do Nick Cage. He has a wicked sense of humor and was down right sexy in ghostrider.



    36. 36

      It's a bad angle, and let's be fair: even back in the day, he looked like an unfrozen caveman. He was never a handsome type, he always played weirdos as a younger actor. Now, he's just being real in his movie-actor way: maybe no surgery, but plenty of makeup, hair plugs and dye. He's aging old school, at least for now. I think they've done all they can for his hair; for his day job, they can slap any hairpiece they want on him so it doesn't matter.



    37. 37

      You're just jealous because he was in Bangcock Dangerous. Even though you your sorry ass is now famous you can't find anyone to keep you warm at night.



    38. 38

      wow, he's how old? you both have the same hairlines, and you only WISH you looked like him now at your age LOL your such a hater



    39. 39

      Excuse me. I have a little vomit in my mouth after seeing the picture of Nic Cage.



    40. 40

      Mario - you are an asshole.



    41. 41

      Man! You are awful calling people fat! People age and lose hair! At least he's married with kids! What's gonna happen to you when you are fat, alone, and without children!

      I hate when fat people call other people fat! You're no personal trainer you Dink!



    42. 42

      Old age has not been kind to him. He used to be sooo hot . . .



    43. 43

      man I hate this guy's hair, it's creepy… especially in that crap Ghost Rider film.. check it out



    44. 44

      He's still the hot.
      Hey if he could make a stuffy nose sexy, the guy can pull off anything!