Super Mediocre Star-Crossed Lovers
Aw, how sweet! It's like Romeo & Juliet, except we don't think Romeo was drunk and we're pretty sure Juliet was a woman and didn't look 70.
Lindsay Lohan arrived at saMAN Ronson's hizsouse yesterday to find her waiting anxiously for her lady love out of her top floor window.
It was really a beautiful moment for the waiting paparazzi to capture!
They'll have these memories to cherish forever…or until they break up tomorrow. Whichever.
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Tu Es Bon, Unkle Karl!
Jackson Family Reality Show A Go?!
sad
wow lindsay!!!
It looks like the crypt keeper is about to fall out it's window! People please! Save the crypt keeper!
F$%k them both. Lindsay is idiotically desperate.
Sick!
zzzzzz…….lister. pleazzzzzzze stop writing about useless and boring people.
I see you still have the nice manners Perez. If you insist on continuing the vulgarity that resulted in you getting punched, may I suggest you at least temper your mocking slightly? Mocking someone's fashion choices? Okay. Mocking someone's physical features, characteristics, or sexuality? Definitely NOT okay.
I THOUHGT THAT WAS A MAN!
LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! LIKE YOU'RE SOOO PREETY AND LEAN
i really feel sorry for her. she really should have gotten herself together after the fiasco in 2007. Instead things have gotten even worse.
The will never totally break up (or show that they have), just because they need each other to feel like they're alive (on Perez Hilton & Co)
No need to hate just cuz no one can stand to be in a relationship with you Perez. Just let them be already. And nice way to support your fellow Gays and Lesbians by calling Samantha 'Saman' just cuz she's butchy. Asshole.
Could Samantha be trans-sexual? I can totally see her as a man, even more than Chastity.
Envy kills
they look like sick tweakers!!
Who the FUCK gives a shit???
no to be a pissy pants perez, but its actually:
"What light in that there YONDER window breaks."
I just think that if Shakespeare gonna be quoted, it should be quoted right
You are a man with bigger boobs than both of them combined and you are trying to poke fun at crows feet?? It's sad you are still so bitter.
LOL @ those stupid boots! They remind me of those stupid little canvas booties people wear over their casts when they have a broken leg.
I have no clue why, but I can't stop laughing about what you wrote on their pictures.
Those are some pretty bad crows feet for such a young girl/person/ or whatever the heck she claims to be!!!! They are both whacked! Be gone with them both.
Disgusting hags—-both of them!
lindsay looks like a skank in EVERY picture i have seen of her….she NEVER looks good….NEVER!!!! Ew!….
oh lindz
i love her fucked up ways
and carpet licking days
saman is an ugly guy.
Fucking idiots, the both of them.
bahahahaha…i'm a little surprised to samantha as juliet…
linds had the ugliest feet eveah!
no open toes for you…..SNAP!
LOL!!!
Lindsay looks like a lollipop! Sucks that she ruined her career to be a crackhead!
LOOK HOW F'ING SKINNY THE GIRL IS ! … holy eat a burger ..
WTF is Lindsay carrying a diaper bag?
Gah, her hair is so pretty!
(Lindsay's, not Sam's)
Gah, her hair is so pretty!
(Lindsay's, not Sam's)
lindsay is so pretty. samantha needs to realize how hot lindsay is. i dont like samantha. lindsay will one day have her career fully back and samantha is going to regret ever treating her bad.
they both creep me the f**k out, and they always look like they smell like cigarettes and puke,trailor trash with cash.
Only losers would throw away a hot career in order to party. Lindsay is the Queen of losers.
Skanks!
thats tooo cute but i cant find the video of this happenening on youtube
and those boots are sooo in style theyre in every shop
WHO'S THAT GUY LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW?
perez seriously you're pathetic attempts at dissing samantha are getting boring
….yay rohan!!!
Re: Nubian Goddess aka Zuni Warrior – Have you looked in the mirror. You know if you want friends this is not the way to get them. I am wonderfully married! All the names you have called me. My husband would kick your arse for that. But, it's ok it's only because you will always be lonely.
i feel sorry for you as I do all animals. Why attack Sweets neither one of us even know you. Unless you are someone from past. Get over it whatever it is and move on. Shizzle! Love me, hate me say what you want about me. But, you don't even know me. Sad…
no comment!!!!
Re: oldtiredqueen – Hilarious!
aww it looks like their relationship is in a better place now. They might not be an item but at least they are happy.
wish she would find someone else - something else - but you perez are a giant creep for writing non stop about her and drawing on her photo's — grow up
SAMANTHA HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT. THEY ARE SMILE LINES. WHEN SHE SEE UR ASS WITH A SERIOUS FACE- READY 2 KICK U IN UR MANJINA-YOU WON'T SEE THEM THERE. U ON THE OTHER HAND- HAVE NOTHING 2 SMILE ABOUT.
DRAMA QUEEN. U DON'T STAND UP 4 THE GAYS. AND I'M NOT GAY AND KNOW LIKE 2 PPL THAT R GAY. U DRAG THE GAYS THRU THE DIRT. GET A YOB A 7-11. U NO TALENT HAG. U USED 2 BE COOL.