While Madge Is Away, Jesus Won't Stray
Filed under: Madonna
What a good little boytoy that Jesus Luz is!
While his mummy girlfriend, Madonna, is off on tour, Jesus is mulling around NYC. But while she is away, Jesus still regularly attends Kabbalah!
He was seen keeping white and clean on Saturday, the day of Shabat, just like a good like Kabbalah kid should!
We're sure Madge is so proud!
But wait, don't they wear that red string anymore? Where's his?
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Posted: July 13, 2009 at 4:00 pm
first! congrats! perezito!
eck.
shes an ugly dirty old bag. and being with a younger guy makes her look older and nastier.
"Jesus and Madonna" ?
Somewhere, GOD IS FROWNING !
wtf is kabbalah? this is lame!
he's sooo gay!
"Mulling around?" Is English your second language, Mary? Did you mean milling about? What's Spanish for doofus? (The Black Eyed Peas say hey, btw!)
Why is he dressed like a house painter?
she's making him a new one from her tampon string. oh, wait, she's past menopause, isn't she?
i agree i think he is gay
He is so hot. And from what I hear a really nice guy too. If I looked like Madonna at 50 hell yea I would date a guy in his 20's! If only we could all be so lucky!
madonna is so manipulative, she got him on whip
Madonna was so disappointing last week on rock Wrechter…
Damn… Maybe she should have taken toy boy with her…
I think Jimmy Fallon was right. Vadge is gonna buy a couple of Jon & Kate's kids. But she'll probably rename them "Lazarus" and "Magdalena" or something.
Re: tamzin – You could still be right. I think she saved all her tampons so she sell them to her fans on Ebay.
He looks like he is in mid snap of those fingers with some attitude to follow. Gay?
under his watch. it goes on the left hand.
Hey Perez you loser it goes on the left hand. its under his watch
Done. Next.
Boom boom POW (@.o) blackeye!
Peace! Man! Walkin Swagga
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Spock!!!
This is cloverleaf over n out !
Boytoy,no he is just a pet.
this guy certainly has found a road to fame…
Duh, Perez the Red String Bracelet is soooo 2007….
Oh, yes, we wear the red string all the time. It's most likely under his watch… oh HIS left wrist, which is on OUR right.
Oh, yes, we still wear the red string… all the time. It's most likely under his watch… on HIS left wrist, which appears on OUR right.
Re: Mystery Person – love it
Good luck to them