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Damn! An Anti-Paparazzi Device

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It could mean the end of infamous crotch shots as we know it!

Some smarty pants at NYU is developing a device to thwart paparazzi at their own game.

Adam Harvey, a telecommunications student, is using the science of "slave" lighting to ruin paparazzi photos.

The concept is simple: In professional photography, the photographer can coordinate the lights to react to one another, meaning when one flash goes off, another will follow in unison through a trigger. Essentially, this is what Adam intends to do on a smaller scale. He is creating a clutch purse with it's own flash and trigger built in. That way, when the paparazzi flashes start going, so will the purses and the photos will become useless.

Harvey is currently working on the patent and hopes to have the bag ready for sale by Spring 2010. Lindsay Lohan has already put in an order for three.

We're not happy about this. If we didn't know that our favorite celebrities wouldn't be caught dead carrying anything that wasn't a luxury brand, we would be worried. But we do applaud the guy for smarts!

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49 comments to “Damn! An Anti-Paparazzi Device”



  1. 1

    fucking first



  2. 2

    who the fuck is this tard?????????



  3. 3

    awesome idea



  4. 4

    seriously?? this is what an NYU alumni or student of some standing is wasting his time thinking abt ? seriously? this is what his parents are paying all that money fror? a fucking paparazzi shielding purse..



  5. 5

    Why aren't you happy, Mario? Frightened you'll have to get a proper job? God forbid…



  6. 6

    thats great now we won't have to see endless shots of them getting in and out of cars so NOT NEWS



  7. 7

    good theres no reason 4 paparatzzi 2 b up all the celebraties asses anyway



  8. 8

    GOOD IDEA!



  9. 9

    Great job Adam, or whatever the hell your name was.



  10. 10

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.



  11. 11

    oh, they will use it allright



  12. 12

    Best idea ever. Then scum like you will have to find real work.



  13. 13

    Re: Alyysssaaa – Until you 'waste your time' learning how to fucking spell, sweetie, get over it. At least he's got the hang of the language.



  14. 14

    If this works, they will still carry their designer bags, but you can bet they will have this clutch inside of it! FAntastic! As much as I do visit gossip sites, I thing papz are scum and I could NEVER EVER handle what these celebs put up with. Maybe they will FINALLY have some fing peace!



  15. 15

    …calling Lindsay Lohan a 'flashy bag' is so rude Perez. She isn't old enough to be considered a 'bag'. Oh, whaaa?huh? I misread. Mybad.



  16. 16

    Re: Alyysssaaa – how is it a waste of time? the guy could end up making a ton of money if he is successful.



  17. 17

    Perez!!
    Por fin puedo hablarte amor.
    My Perez, te deseo lo mejor mi vida, te adoro, muchos besitos.
    Sigue destruyéndo a estas zorras malolientes de Hollywood.
    Muchos besitos en tus bubys cariño.
    I



  18. 18

    That's pretty smart. Good for him, all the celebs will buy it.



  19. 19

    I really hope it works for him and the celebs, enough is enough seriously.



  20. 20

    Re: Alyysssaaa – And what have you made that's so much better? Obviously he struck gold with this, all celebrities will want one to keep the vultures away and you're just sour because you couldn't think of it.



  21. 21

    how about an anti perez device? we could name it will.i.am….



  22. 22

    haha this bag will be legendary !



  23. 23

    this is awesome..about time..good for the celebs …no more photogs ruining their outings!



  24. 24

    Re: B-Ware – quite frankly its a horrible idea, soo cheesey and tacky! ughh who would wana carry around a flashing bag and no matter how much celebrities say they hate the paps what would their lives be without them they would be nothing and they know that !



  25. 25

    such a brilliant idea. i think he will be extremely wealthy, personally.



  26. 26

    Thats nice and all, but what i really want to know is where I can get lindsay's boots.



  27. 27

    Very clever.

  28. PAH says – reply to this


    28

    Well, if we didn't have so many perverts trying to take crotch shots of women getting out of cars… which by the way is very TACKY maybe it wouldn't have to be done. Maybe these paps mothers should bend them over and give them a good spanking!!! LOL Probably some of them grew up w/out mothers and so that's why they treat women like sexual objects. LOSERS!!!!!



  29. 29

    Lohan hasn't put in an order for any. Her only reason for living is to get pictures of herself taken.



  30. 30

    GREAT IDEA!
    I think paparazzi are scum and I could NEVER EVER handle what these celebs put up with. Maybe they will FINALLY have some f***ing peace!



  31. 31

    Heidi and Spencer will be the only "celebs" NOT carrying one!!

    PS. Thanks for not posting about them lately Perez!! Its breath of fresh air to not have to look at their ugly mugs!! Keep it up!



  32. 32

    how about a purse that explodes? we could get rid of a lot of extraneous, annoying celebrities that way.



  33. 33

    Maybe he'll team up with the big purse brands… ya know, any house that sells a bag over $5000 and have them installed into said bags. I think this would be a riot. The Paps go over the line most of the time. I get they need to make their money and feed their families too… but they drive people to insanity and sometimes death. And they involve members of the family that should not be involved… seriously, 15+ years ago this was never a problem. On the other hand, I get that celebs choose to do what they do and the money they make far outweighs the lack of privacy when they exit their homes.



  34. 34

    GOOD! FUCK THE PAPARAZZI, GET A GODDAMNED JOB YOU FUCKING LEECHES, YOU ARE NOT PHOTOGRAPHERS AND GIVE US ALL A SHIT NAME. I HOPE EVERY CELEB HAD THE SENSE OF SEAN PENN AND WOULD STOP TAKING YOUR SHIT AND JUST BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH YOUR OWN CAMERA. HEY PEREZ, HOW MY JIZZ TASTE?



  35. 35

    Re: Lucid1984

    HAHAHA. SUCK ON THAT ALYSSSAA, RETARDED COW



  36. 36

    Re: Alyysssaaa – It may be an ugly bag now, but that can improve with time and trust me if it hits big, IT WILL.

    Correction, some celebs. like the paps. "Celebs that need more publicity for their careers to survive EX: Paris Hilton
    while others want the paps. to stay away because they are always a mess EX: Lindsey Lohan

    *All Paps. are not bad, some respect the celebrity and in return the celebrities don't mind them taking pics. On the other hand, we have the psychos*



  37. 37

    If two people have them, will they keep flashing to each other if someone triggers them with an initial flash?



  38. 38

    I saw this a week ago. It's a brilliant idea



  39. 39

    flashes take a few seconds to regenerate power. with the amount of paparazzi that surrounds stars, these purses would have to have a few hundred flashes on their purse (or a few extremely fast strobe lights maybe?) in order to thwart each fraction-of-a-second shutter release.

    just sayin…



  40. 40

    Re: RedBlayze – You're cute and kind of scary looking. Do you like facials?



  41. 41

    why did they not invent this a long time ago???? the concept is simple! I wish I would have thought of that!



  42. 42

    ewwww.



  43. 43

    i think this is great!! paps SUCK!!!!



  44. 44

    good, paps need to get real jobs



  45. 45

    LOST CAUSE!



  46. 46

    stop trying to manipulate perez.trying to convince that stars SHOULDNT carry anything but designer to try and keep them from doing so.your not that bright perez people see through you and anyway hes developing the device how do you know the name brands wont but it from him you fat fuck.



  47. 47

    The damm bag weighs more than her, she's about to topple over from carrying the thing.



  48. 48

    i'm going to laugh at everyone talking shit about this guy when he makes millions with this thing. i wouldn't be surprised if designers paid the guy to let them put that shit on their own purses that they sell to the celebrities.



  49. 49

    IF IT BACK FIRES- THESE 2 DIMENTIONAL HAGS CAN OPEN THE BAG & HOP IN IT & HIDE. LOL. KISS UR CAREER GODDBYE. NOTHING LIKE DEM HATER BLOCKER THO.