Dear Gwyn, Shut The Hell Up! From, Everyone
Filed under: Gwyneth Paltrow
We're tired of Gwyneth Paltrow thinking she knows everything about everything.
Someone needs to bring her down a peg or two!
Today, the actress is giving her two cents about love and relationships. Right, like we're going to take relationship advice from someone who let two major hunks slip right through her fingers (you'll recall she dated Ben Affleck and was engaged to Brad Pitt for some time). Well, okay, ONE major hunk!
She writes to her most beloved GOOP newsletter: "A long-term relationship between two people is an ever-evolving organism. Some stay the course, some fall, all stumble."
How insightful. Get that out of fortune cookie, did you?
You know, just because your marriage to Chris Martin has lasted, what five years, does not make you an expert. When you make it 20 years, then come preach to us.
Till then, shut your hole!
[Image via WENN.]
Dear Perez, Pleasa hang yourself, from all Mankind
Chris Martin is a fucking twat!!! from everyone!
"How insightful. Get that out of fortune cookie, did you?" lmao! wow shes a dumbass. =D
If I need her advice, I'll shove her in my ass.
No juicy gossip here!
I have to agree with Perez on that one.. 5 years isn't long at all for a marriage, my 'rents were married for 26 years when they filed for divorce.. 5 years is a drop in the bucket.. I don't think anyone should give love advice though unless it's your mom or dad.. (unless they're divorced obviously lol).. I say that only cuz everyone is different.. But your parents know you best..
Perez, yeah like you aren't fucking annoying yourself. I think the whole world was laughing at you, when you got punched! I bought their CD just because of that! B.E.P. RULES!
so she rid herself of two cheating losers, brad publicly cheated on janiston and blahfleck is the biggest loser known to acting. so fucking what at least chris martin is really talented.
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you need to go the fuck away fat boy.
I heard her relationship is in the toilet and hanging by a thread. He treats her like shit and she thinks she better than everyone. What ever she claims she has…is a rouse for all to see. They are staying together for the kids basically.
Perez, we could say the same about you. Enough with your gay rights preaching. You fucking twat.
Perez, her newsletters are not meant for you! Why would you like them? But all of us women who subscribe to them, look forward to them. Why do you have to be such a hater? Did you even read it, her columns are advice from known professionals, not from her directly. Move on and love more.
yeah she is kinda dumb… but you are too hostile perez!!
Pretty harsh Perez. I think you should try to bring your people bashing down a peg or two. A little more proportional response is in order. If you don't want her relationship advice then don't read it -not like she's going around calling people homophobic slurs or anything.
agreed. the pompous ho needs to shut her hotdog hole already..on everything.
Albino Gorilla Perez…. you are such a sad fuck. You are just a sad miserable PATO who hates the world for being fat, ugly, and ugly again !
I think you need to deal with your Gwyneth issues Perez.
I don't think someone in a 'long term' relationship who in her own words 'never walked down with the street' with that person should give advice.. that is so bizarre to me!
I fucking hate Gwyneth Paltrow! She's such a bitch!
This woman is AWFUL! So smug and pleased with herself. I wish someone would do a 'Carrie' on her.
LOL! You should have a thumbs up button!
i must agree with P on this one, she is so full of herself its disgusting. I SOOO dont get where she supposed to be SO beautiful. I work with random chicks way hotter
She really annoys me as well, but she DI land a lot of A-list hotties. She was doing SOMETHING right.
As hor her marriage, I hope for her sake it lasts because I hate to see anyone fall out of a loving marriage. But - I really don't want advice from her. If I need help coming up with a baby name that guarantees life-long ridicule, she'd be the first one I call (now that Zappa's dead).
Such pearls of wisdom coming from someone with the poor taste to date Ben Affleck!
We all agree Gwyneth is an arrogant bore. But as for relatioships: Hey Mario- how long do yours last? Poor, unloveable Mario, we feel sorry for you. Really (well maybe not).
just because you think a person looks good doesn't mean they're a good person. Ben a can't seem to stop talking about Jlo adn Brad pitt is just like jon gosselin. I say good for Goop for cheating on and dumping the two losers. Brad hasnt been a hunk for a real long time… he's cheesy .
fuck you perez what the fuck crawled up your ass and died.. u fuckin tool. stop beign so jealous because shes in a happy marriage and more than 90% of the country doesnt even let you get married
lol
damn perez, that backfired, look everyone wants you dead
Perez you are a total asshole. I can't believe how mean you are, I actually felt bad when you got punched, Now I wish he would have knocked you the fuck out.
I guess the point is, though, you don't have to sign up to receive this newsletter. There are obviously people who enjoy her website, for those who don't here's a novel idea: DON"T GO THERE. I thought that would be common sense. Clearly not.
How do you know she's not about to announce their split? Dickhead.
Speak for yourself Mario: I LOVE GWEN!!!!!!!!!
And her GOOP today had other experts speaking on the subject..
You're a tard Mario.
TEAM GWEN! TEAM MADGE!
Excuse me while I vomit.
There was an interesting article recently about narcissism being the killer of fulfilling relationships.
Food for thought!
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What she said is true however. 15 years for me and most of our friends are a bit more and all say the same thing.
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Compromise, listen and respect. Laughing is really good too!
Dear Perez, in spanish: ERES LO MÁXIMO!! this note made me laugh a lot.
ERES LO MÁXIMO PEREZ!!!!, you have a very good sense of humor… you are always right.
I LOVE YOU!
Oh & Perez, what was the last time you were in a relationship that didn't involve your dog? Please! You have no right to criticize what she said since you probably haven't had a date since, I'm guessing, more than 5 years. Does your hand count?
Wow, Perez, you really a sad and lonely person. Such a hater.
her hair and makeup looks pretty….that's about all that i can say
Perez- Did you read the newsletter. It was fantastic.. If the newsletter would of come from someone else, would you have thought the same ? Something to think about ..
I WOULD DRINK BEN AFFLEC'S BATH WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TEE HEE. TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
Yakkety-yak.
What a ridiculous put down of a post.. There is nothing wrong with what this lady said..in fact, it is quite true. Why the hang up with Gyn …and to all of you neggie commentors….start to let some light and love into your life.
Stop saying shit about her. You're just jealous because she's beautiful and successful. Why don't you find/pay for a boyfriend and shut the fuck up, ’cause you're not one to talk–how many hollywood hunks have you dated?…That's right bitch!
well, she's hotter, smarter, more educated and more accomplished than YOU Perez… quit hating. I like Gwyneth.
Dear Porkez, Shut The Hell Up! From Everyone.
We're tired of fatass Porkez thinking "he" knows everything about everything.
Someone needs to bring "him" down a peg or two!
Porkez needs to get laid! (no Porkez, your fugly dog doesn't count)
Amen to that! It's like Angie writing a newsletter about how to get your man to marry you.
Re: Pepa – I agree.. el necesita hasta pagar el pato.. he needs to pay to price.. (not exact translation before ppl start jumpin on my ass) the true expression is translated into this.. I love you chicka!
So…is she now trying to get into the advice business a'la Dr. Phil or Oprah? I wish she'd just act and stop being Little Miss High and Mighty.
P.S. Still giggling about the "fortune cookie" dig. Witty!
Haha…right. Speaking of people who think they know everything that everybody wishes would shut up…shup up Perez. How's your BF btw? How long you two been together?
All Perez Hilton does is talk shit.
Have some class.
Dear Perez: Every effing month you must comment on Goop. I like Goop. I like Gwynnie. Some of those articles are informative. Don't like 'em? Just don't read 'em but shut up already about her…shut your own hole:((((
Re: amandae – You are 100% right.
True dat.
Why use the site if you dislike Perez so much..
Re: BITCHULUV2H8 –
I understood u. Wrong translation. Quack Quack!! Beep Beep!!
P, is Gwennie annoying you today? Yea, me, too. I can hear her annoying pretentious voice right now, " I'm so beautiful and intelligent and talented…yawn….and boring." You know this woman thinks she's perfect in every way but she is not all that!!!
Such pretentiousness, such arrogance.
And Gwyneth too!
I am quite sure she knows a lot more about marriage than Perez Hilton.
PLEASE PRACTICE WHAT YOU ARE PREACHING! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! Support HR 1966 the Cyberbulling Prevention Act. Close this queen down!!!! Hope he is soon washing car windows on the freeway!
Support HR 1966 the Cyberbulling Prevention Act. Close this queen down!!!! Hope he is soon washing car windows on the freeway! Someone please call the Black Eye Peas He was better crying!
Perez, you're such a hater!!! Instead of talking BS all the time, why dont u actually read what Gwyneth has to say!! Maybe it will make you a little more wise
Re: miss_me – when there is actual news to be reported, the 'perez hilton' does a good job (a good job relying on other sources, but still… he get's the "news" out there). But posts like this make me not read the site for weeks. The world is negative enough. Mr. Hilton gets his kicks from talking trash. HAVE SOME CLASS.
Amen to that! Fuuck Goop is annoying.
Try reading the actual newsletter. SHE doesn't give any advice. She gets insight from some really good sources. She's not trying to act smarter than everyone else, she's sharing the cool stuff she learns from others. Give her a freakin break!!!!
for god sake all use do is pick thing's out about the cleb's, i reccon yas need to have ok the mirror
I like Gwyneth. Seems like a good wife and mom. She's a decent actress too.
I can't stand this Paltrow b-tch. She needs to shut the hell up.
My grandma is an old slut.
Oh you mean like how you spew your knowings to all and push your gay equality vomit daily?
Go fuck yourself Mario!
Wow, a newsletter posting counts as celebrity news now?
geez pervez, u r so stoopid. She is only saying that she and Chris are experiencing these happenings. Isn't that part of blogging? To take your readers into confidence? You have told us of your perversion for Zac, you're a hipocrit
geez pervez, u r so stoopid. She is only saying that she and Chris are experiencing these happenings. Isn't that part of blogging? To take your readers into confidence? You have told us of your perversion for Zac, you're a hypocrite.
LOL she's a dumbass
I agree - she needs to shut the hell up. Bar none, she's the most overrated person in Hollywood, period.
THANK YOU! I can't stand that woman and her holier than thou attitude.
It's easy to stay with someone you don't see all the time they don't have time to get on your nerves. Try living 60 yrs with someone and still love her or him like my grand parents. That's what I call long lasting relationship.
Actually, if you read her newsletter you would see that she doesn't actually give any of the advice on relationships and marriage. She simply asked others to dish it and she wrote the introduction. I'm not quite sure why her newsletter bothers everyone so much. She, along with people she asks to contribute, simply provide info for people that are interested, such as good restaurants and hotels to stay at in different cities, recipes, etc. Why does everyone have to get their panties in a knot? So what if she wants to take on this new venture? At least it isn't venomous like all of the gossip sites. She's only attempting to put forth good ideas and information and I fail to see how's she's hurting anyone in the process.
dude, shes like Madonna's bestfriend..stop dissing her or you will get slammed..
It sounds like one of the little "poems" that Jessica Simpson writes.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – Agreed! Ten years here.
xoxo!
she looks happy, chris looks happy, her kids look happy.. she's doing something right.
We're tired of Perez Hilton thinking she knows everything about everything.
i love her, shut up
You always sound so angry Perez. Get some help…
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Dear Perez,
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Stuff your holes.
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From,
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Everyone that has ever lived: Past, Present, and Future
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ps. You should actually read the material before you comment about it.
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WILL.I.AM SHUD PUNCH YOU IN THE HEAD AGAIN!!!! LIKE ANYTHING U PREACHED HAVE 20YRS EXPERIENCE BEHIND IT. JUST SAYIN FATASS.
Re: sheba088 – Cool!! ox
She's speaking what should be common sense. And sometimes it's exactly what some need to hear. Her past relationships are irrelevant.
So STFU Perez. Aside from the controversial opinions you have that get a rise out of people, you can often be downright annoying. Here's an insight for you… Yes, I'm still reading your site, but soon enough, I'll find much better options. And I know I won't be the only one. I hope you're investing your money well and have your fallback plan in place.
Someone is having Homo-PMS today. Fuck, Smarmio, nearly EVERY post you have made today has been snarky. Must be nice to be perfect like you. NOT! You're such a fucking, pathetic JOKE! Shut your OWN damn pie hole, ass wipe!
P.S. Gwyneth, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE GOOP! Keep it coming so we can all nourish our souls. Smarmio doesn't HAVE a soul, ergo he can't possibly appreciate your words of wisdom.
Oh..I forgot…Perez is an expert. Anyone that looks down on him is a worthless human being. Wow Perez..when are you going to get over yourself and die?
why are you always being mean to gwyneth paltrow perez! i love gwyneth.!
I can't stand this wench… this might be the only time I 100% agree w/you Perez. She needs to shut her pie hole and crawl back under the ugly rock she came from. hahaha
come on perez, don't be jealous just ’cause she's in a relationship and you're NOT lol
Besides, i think brad pitt is a douche, she did well, she could have been in Jen's place.
Um, whatever. Gwyneth Paltrow is freakin awesome- her website rocks and it shows how very insightful and well-developed she is as a person. She dated Brad Pitt but dumped him because he's a CHEATER- even then she knew. I used to think Brad Pitt was the hottest man alive until he CHEATED and ruined everything and now he's just a nobody joe-schmoe who lacks integrity. xo
Re: Whathefuck – true
Perez, I loathe you but you are right on about this America hating slut.
I got her newsletter a couple of times and cancelled it. What a load of pablum, nonsense, patronizing bullshit and all-around horseshit.
Love the irony of this post. Yes, the woman is irritating. However, would 99.999 percent of the human population have been exposed to this retarded statement were it not for this post? Why did you dig and scour for some minute detail of some irrelevant persons life only to post it and tell her to shut up? What is your real problem with her?
I think considering that many celebrities stay married like 24 hours listening to advice from her is interesting, and I bet they'll still be married in 40 years time… I agree with what she says and no, she doesn't need a cookie to think that, she has her brain and experience… why so rude Perez? I was reading this thinking she'd said/done something horrible for you to say SHUT UP! and all she's said is a very true and insightful thing…. maybe you should shut up
poor quinnie