Dear Gwyn, Shut The Hell Up! From, Everyone
We're tired of Gwyneth Paltrow thinking she knows everything about everything.
Someone needs to bring her down a peg or two!
Today, the actress is giving her two cents about love and relationships. Right, like we're going to take relationship advice from someone who let two major hunks slip right through her fingers (you'll recall she dated Ben Affleck and was engaged to Brad Pitt for some time). Well, okay, ONE major hunk!
She writes to her most beloved GOOP newsletter: "A long-term relationship between two people is an ever-evolving organism. Some stay the course, some fall, all stumble."
How insightful. Get that out of fortune cookie, did you?
You know, just because your marriage to Chris Martin has lasted, what five years, does not make you an expert. When you make it 20 years, then come preach to us.
Till then, shut your hole!
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I agree with Perez. I'm so sick of her. She's vastly overrated, an 'OK' actress nothing more (how the hell she got an Oscar for SIL is still a mystery to me), and extremely pretentious.
Okay so may be lets the experts give the advice about relationship on her website but she clearly does suffer from know-it-all-Oprah-syndrome.
I dont see whats all that about her…..
Dear perex (little "p"),
Dear perez (little "p"),
Sounds like good advice, maybe you should take it. Just because you ahve a blog doesn't mean your advice or "wisdom" is better than anyone elses. If you don't want someone to speak their mind then you should shut your pie-hole too!
Who the fuck knows you ?
Perez! thank you thank you thank you! i totally agree with your insight about GP. i dont know why, but she ve got this attitude of she is a better person than us. and actually chris martin, too. so they are the best couple!!!! i hope she will disappear from our sight.
Amen, Perez. Gwyneth Paltrow can shove her POOP newsletter where it belongs, up her skinny, holier-than-thou ass. After she pulls out the stick of course.
if you bothered to read her blog, you would see that the advice is not from her directly-but from professionals. so stop being so negative and work on your own issues.
I think we all know by now that this girl isn't very bright. There is at least no harm in what she says. I find it amusing to say the least.
I used to like her. Then she started talking. Would someone shut this up-tight, self-righteous, know-it-all bitch up???? Please???? Oh, and pretty, pretty please, revoke her citizenship. She lives on Mars anyway (the elite side).
Hey doesn't gwyn have children? Lately I haven't
seen her with her kids in awhile… Just her. She looks good though
and I read the advice wrong lol I thought it said ever evolving orgasm! Lmao
now that's a relationship
HER RELATIONSHIP IS NADA 2 BOAST 4 LET ALONE PREACH. IT WAS LIKE THAT PROMISE U MAKE TO UR BFF THAT WHEN U 2 R 40 U WILL GET MARRIED. LOL. WAT A HAG. SHE THINKS SHE S ALL THAT CUZ SHE KNOWS SPANISH.
PUES ANDA CON TU BONCINCHE VIEJA BRUJA ALKOLIKA.
I think she's dead on, asshole.
Ummm… 5 years is forever in Hollywood land. Why can't she have her opinion? Why are you such a hater Perez? No wonder you got socked by that dude. You speak on all kinds of shit you know nothing about. Why can't she speak on this? Shut the eff up. I'm so sick of you.