Inside The Twins' First Birthday Bash
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie
The Second Coming of Christ and His Twin Sister were celebrated with a parade and sacrificial goats.
Just kidding!
Brangelina celebrated the first perfect birthday of their perfect twin children, Vivienne and Knox with a "low key" party on July 12th at the fam's LA home, complete with a visit from Grandma and Grandpa Pitt from Missouri.
Their siblings baked the twins two cakes, and Maddox probably baked a knife into them. After all, he used to be the only one!
[Image via WENN.]
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Your obsession with this family makes me want to cry
grandpa jolie??????
Who cares?
Bitch I want some cake…….
Boring
You can fuck any story with your sad little comments.
Maddox is not some sad little fucker with a blog but a happy kid in a wonderful family.
hahahaaaa at Maddox! Perez you evil bastard
ATTENTION WHORE HOMEWRECKING BITCH!
SHE WILL NEVER BE HAPPY, I HOPE HER AND BRAD TEAR EACH OTHER APART ON A DAILY BASIS, I BET HE HATES HER GUTS FOR MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE A TWAT.
I HATE YOU ANGELINA JOLIE, I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE SOON YOU HUSBAND STEELING SKANK.
PEREZ MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP!
DO YOU LIKE THEM OR NOT?
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IM SICK OF YOU CHANGIN UR MIND ABOUT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME E.G. FIRST YOU HATE MILEY CYRUS…AND NOW YOU KISS HER ASS! GET SUM SELF RESPECT!
what you write in the photo is just idiot!
My grandma's a homewrecking whore but shes no Angelina. So what the hell now, they have kids, and we cant do shit.
Considering you LOVE Angelina so much, I'm surprised by your comments about Maddox. I really hate when you pick on kids for whatever reason. There is no place for kids on a gossip blog, whether you're joking or not.
Smarten up.
Those crumb-snatchers are no more perfect than anyone else's kids, including the other kids in their family (oh, I know, people like you think blonde hair and blue eyes = perfection), and neither does their bony big-mouthed mother. I'm no Angelina-hater by any means, but the gushing as if she's anything more than she is, an actress and certainly not the best-looking one out there, is nauseating. I bet you have a shrine in your bedroom!
You are one nasty bitch Perez! Such a asshole with your opinions. Nobody cares about you or your stupid website anymore! Go away and take Lady GaGa with you.
Re: Uker – you are weird. Brad is the one that wrecked the marriage you seems to be so invested in. what was that anyway? more than 4 years ago? lol I think Angelina should dump your idol… he's starting to look like Billy Bob.
Get that boney bitch some cake. asap.
Re: boredme – BRAD IS NOT MY IDOL, I FUCKING HATE THEM BOTH, THEY'RE NO DIFFERENT FROM SPIDEY, A LIST MEDIA WHORES, I WISH THEM THE WORST AND I HOPE THAT THEIR LIVES ARE RUINED JUST THE WAY THEY MADE JEN'S LIFE A MISERY BY DRAGGING HER NAME IN THE GUTTER, ANGELINA JOLIE IS A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE HAPPY.
u evil asshole ;p
i love the family!
and angie is perfect!
Re: taraali3 – NO SHE'S NOT, SHE'S AN ASSHOLE!
Now THAT was funny Perez
Love the Jolie Pitts, such an adorable fun family.
Re: Uker –
So if shes an asshole…..Then you must think Brad is one too…
who cares
Seriously people? I like Jen too, but GET OVER IT. Angelina is not a "horrible" person like some people say. Hello! Does anyone get that every last bit of cash she got for having her kids introduced on magazine covers went to charity?! Not to herself or her family. She's a GOODWILL AMBASSADOR so it shows she does a hell of a lot more than your average celeb would. [not that by any means is she "average"] Let them be actually humans for a while- like suddenly if they dont give something away to charity or adopt another kid theyre horrible people, or if her and Brad are crying after hearing something about orphans in another country people say "oh theyre just faking" Just because you cant be Brangelina doesnt mean you should be hatin
Theyre AMAZING
Re: Uker – You seem to put most blame on Angelina. Brad is the one that decided that he didn't want aniston and chose to move on… if it wasn't Angie it woulda been some other chick. I've read rumors that he cheated on aniston all the time. that ain't angelina's fault. I'm not sure what you think Angelina did to "ruin" Aniston's life cause janistons life seems to be doing pretty damn well with all of her millions and no cheating man around. lmao
Re: perezfanof09 – exactly. I think Brad is far worse than Angelina. He was just able to hide it. he did not start charity work until he had his image to repair and he used Angelina to get some humanitarian points. Angelina has been involved in charity since she was with BILLY BOB… almost 9 years now.
I think they're a really beautiful couple and I feel really guilty about wishing for a Brad and Angie sex tape. Now that's Hawt!! I bet they have really amazaballz Sexe!! God love 'em.
Awww!! That's so sweet! I can't believe they're already ONE! Time sure does fly!
Re: Shezzzz. –
LOL Mario was born without self respect. He is the definition of a slut monkey….a real hoe. One minute you give him something hes all on a celebs titty or dick, and once you talk bad or take away from the hoe its all hell.
"probably baked a knife into them"??? Is that ugly donkey humor? you fail at humor, perez.
anyway, luv the pitt-jolie clan. they've done a lot a good for people across the globe. more people could follow suit.
And Janistons need to move on, Jennifer has and probably hates being continuously connected to her ex. Marriages end every minute of the day, esp in Hollywood. Brad and Angie are smart for not marrying.
Ugh, you're pathetic. The way you worship this homewrecker is just wrong. She's SO far from perfect.
some nastiness in your remarks today-pmsing mario?
I thought that was Julia Roberts at frist glance….just sayin
She should be proud of her biological kids they are so beautiful. Of course that maddox gona be jealouse. but he has to remember they are blood related not adoptive and the adoptive ones have to deal with it. Angelina should show her babies more often she should be proud of what she has accomplish her and Brad have such beautiful babies.
You could have done without the comment about the knife in the cake, but no..you are such an ass talking about an innocent child, kidding or not..you have a sick sense of humor which is not surprising considering the source. I cant believe I still read your ignorant column on occasion, which I find myself reading it less and less due to your sick comments. Will you ever learn when enough is enough? Probably not due to your past history. You used to be fun to read but your negative aspect on every thing and every one has turned so many people away from your site. Your 30 seconds of fame has turned you into someone I would not want to meet or have anything to do with. Get a real life and leave innocent people alone for once. No wonder someone smacked you good, obviously it didnt do any good. You need one more and harder at that to knock some sense into you if that's possible which I doubt.
Jese Perez - what's going on with the "I'm so perfect comment"? I thought *you* used to think that? Are you finally seeing the light? I can't stand her, never could. I see her stints as assisting her own self righteousness and as being superficial at best. Really people who *help* her causes do not have as many kids as they chose, give birth where they want, life in palatial paradises when and where they want, take flying lessons on the side, and act when they chose to to earn mega bucks etc etc. no no no. Those people are seldom heard about. But then I never would want to f**k AJ either so it's easy for me to say that.
I'm hoping you are coming off your Angelina high– so sick of them.
I dunno Perez, with the way you slurp the asses of their parents Whorealina and ArmPitt, I don't think you are kidding when it comes to referring to the twins as the "Second Coming." BARF!! Why don't you do some more research and find out why the twins are being hidden so much???! Come to think of it, they have not been seen as a complete family for months now!!!
their house must have a birthday party every two months or so…must be fun…well, for the kids at least haha..prob stressful for the parents
perez you're a fucking dumbass your lil idiotic comments are soooo fucking overrated
Re: Uker – lmaooo and who the fuck are you to judge ppl and to decide whether theyre gonna be happy or not? i get that you dont like her but wow you seriously take shit a bit too far loser you act like she stole your man lol get the fuck outta here dumb bitch
Re: boredme – uker is not weird just a fucking idiot that's obviously hurt who knows for what fuckin reason lol
Re: Uker – ey get your head outta your fucking ass she might not be perfect but this is a person thats doing so much for ppl out there so stop fucking hating man grow the fuck up stop being a lil bitch
Re: Uker - i totally agree with you !!! i really really hate angelina!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A WHORE !!! AND BRAD IS HER STUPID TOY !!… but the kids are cute
Come on perez, her life is not perfect at all !!!
The twins are sick…
Her parter is still in touch with his ex-wife…
She´s a homewrecker, man-stealer, whore, bitch, slut, etc…
She doesn´t even talk to her own father…
She´s a fucking anorexic…
She´s getting old…
She´s being replaced by Megan Foxxy…
In the last 5 years she has aged like 17 years !!
Now she can´t even articulate due to excesive use of botox..
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Most exotic, pretty lady on the planet. With goodwill and a heart of gold. Megan Fox aspires to be just like her. (Megan's lips are so much puffier in the second Transformers) but at least she chose the hottest actress in town to emulate.
Hopefully, Megan's heart will soften over time as Angie's has. Love Angelina and Happy Birthday to the precious twins! Nice that Brad's parents were there.
the rumour is they don`t show the twins to the public, because they are not healthy children, one has severe allergy the other cant swallow food
Delusional
She's probably crying because she realizes what an ass she is for shutting her Dad out of her life.
yes first bdays are fantastic so ill give her that moment HOWEVER wont be long till brad is goneola
glad to see you are finally turning on these weirdos.
Re: Uker – What? Him being with her, a humaniterian(sp?) is worse than him being with miss '20k-a-month hair'? Greens a nice colour on you.
aww i think it's ssweeet
if you were worth a bizillion dollars then you would throw your kids a kick-ass party too!
You can even find something mean and negative to say about something as simple as a child's first birthday party. You are a low life scum to make such hateful comments….a knife in the birthday cake? Your own life may be lonely and empty but why take it out on helpless babies.
BE NICE PEREZ!
PUKE!!!
talk about a non story here.
I think all their kids are cute (:
BUT brad needs a shave, he'll end up looking older then what he really is :O
Re: JenFraud_is_a_MORON – Where is your JenJen's BABY she always claimed and LIED she wanted? not yet??? Awwww…. so sorry
The person who took this picture is sick, it is a private important moment for their family and posting it here is just wrong.
They are desperate to be in the media and as their last movies weren’t successful, they want to do remake of that shit. Now they are starting to put their kids to WORK! They will be seen here and there with them to get some media. They are uncool!!!!!!!
shes hawtt!!!
Barf…
Re: Jenfraud – I dont care about "Jen Jen" or her "baby" … Angelina is haggard and You are a Moron, Moron!
Re: Jenfraud – And you are creepy because of how much you praise your haggard Angelina. CREEPY FREAK MORON!
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I cant believe they're 1 already!!!! If only Brangie showed them off evey once in a while. But good for them.
What a vicious story Perez. You stink.
No No!
She IS NOT PERFECT!!!
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She's WAY too thin and looks very unhealthy…
Re: DiveOnASpikeAlready – Well put Dive!!!!
what's up with your sarcastic remarks about Angelina and Brad.?? Part of the reason I read your column is because of the positive comments you have previously written.
im so sick of angelina and her kids.
why does she keep insisting to dress like that? what a total bore
big hug
With the knife comment you have lost the bitch forever…You don't talk about children, you don't imply they want to commit murder….I don't like Angelina, in fact I dislike her a lot, but your comment it's out of line..Are you bipolar?