Kobe's Wife Needs Some Assistance!!!

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That looks painful!

Kobe's wife, Vanessa, stepped out at the ESPY awards on Wednesday in some sparkly titay bondage gear.

Those suckers are all over the place!

Maybe Kobe can buy her some new ones!

These look a little worse for wear!!!

Posted: Jul 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm / Email this »

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alihatestwilight says – reply to this

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Eww.. Looks gross
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Tittyfuckin'tastic again!
Ghadir says – reply to this

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omg
loismustdie says – reply to this

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Ewwwww!! She is normally a thin looking person, what the hell happened?
stormynite03 says – reply to this

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that looks AWFUL
Roccomagoo says – reply to this

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She looks absolutely terrible. Another example that money doesn't buy taste.
Down The Rabbit Hole says – reply to this

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Be careful, Perez. She really will punch you. Remember how she acted with that reporter who said she didn't like what she was wearing. Lol. I don't like her, but I wouldn't mess with her either.
PerezTheBlogNazi says – reply to this

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She should have hit the Gym for a few weeks before squeezin into that dress.
Sweetness24 says – reply to this

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As a woman that looks sooo painful and uncomfortable! It doesn't look right and by far sexie.
Pepa says – reply to this

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no wonder he cheated on her. money hungry bitch.
Lady GooGoo says – reply to this

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You probly watch porn all day Perez!
vamkat says – reply to this

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that is not good looking… i think is the dress that isn't helping her.
Mohawk Wolf says – reply to this

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NEXT !!
angiehater1 says – reply to this

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Ok, that is just really awful…..does she not have a mirror? There is no way my husband would have let me out of the house looking like that. She looks preggers!
angiehater1 says – reply to this

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also, why even bother covering them up at that point, they're all out there!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: loismustdie – Ate too much Kobe beef! BAHAHA!
~Ijustdontcare~ says – reply to this

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That is just gross! She has enough money to buy enough clothes to keep up with the weight gain.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: Lady GooGoo – Probably is a hard ass word to spell huh? And yes, he watches gay midget porn and tugs all fuckin'day!
georgiabee says – reply to this

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Awful…I can't believe he let her out of the house looking like that.
female version of a hustler says – reply to this

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omg looks awful call demi doctor
elmo_says_hi_bitch!! says – reply to this

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Look classy woman Jesus! Its the fucking Espys! Keep your titties in and wait for another award show. Wait for the VMA's.
Sara79 says – reply to this

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She has no style. Never has.
Passionate says – reply to this

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I'm sure when she sees the photos she'll be mortified. Poor thing.
Lady In Black says – reply to this

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She looks horrible in this dress! Wtf, didn't Kobe have the guts to tell her how awful she looks, or is he worried that she might take his eyes out with one of her heels?
putthekoolaiddown27 says – reply to this

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ewwwwww
SamiJames says – reply to this

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Pretty girl-ugly dress.
Blk Beauty says – reply to this

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tacky mexican chick.
jones19 says – reply to this

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EWW squished boobs never look good!
Jai says – reply to this

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Gross they look lopsided
crazyartteacher says – reply to this

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I breast fed my son and mine are not that deflated… what the hell!!!! scary. I hope she did not buy those boobs or that dress!!!
Penny Royal says – reply to this

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Ew. Ew. Ew.
And if that's no grow enough,
she has love handles…
Ew!
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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tragic wardrobe malfunction RIGHT THERE !! lol x 2 !!
litzie says – reply to this

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Why did Vanessa bother to have a top to this fugly dress? Everything is hanging out…leaves absolutely NOTHING to the imagination. Godawful tawdry.

Maybe this is why Kobe strays?
Shewolf says – reply to this

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You're such a "catty bitch" perez, I am shocked you didn't mention that she looks like she has baloney nipples and is looking kind of fat.

What gives…you put Misha Barton in the psyche ward…are you afraid of a "double banger?"…losing your edge or feeling guilty today perez?
Little Rachy says – reply to this

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HAHAHHAA.
omg that looks horrible, absoultely horrible!
i can't even look at them!
Lady GooGoo says – reply to this

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Nah I'm just too lazy to spell it all :p
unica69 says – reply to this

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She really is a beautiful girl yet what has happened??!! The dress is awful, just all by itself. With her breasts out there like that, why even bother with clothes and the fat on her waist? Really, what is she thinking? Girl, get it together.
We may have a racist Rican(oxymoron) for Supreme Court Justice and Mexicans have to be represented like this? Really, God help us, truly please.
02badgirl says – reply to this

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I don't remeber her with big boobs. Did she just get them? And she needs to hire a stylist. That does not look good. She looks really tacky.
AtomixIGN says – reply to this

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lol. Fatchicks
Andi954 says – reply to this

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Dayum! No wonder he cheated! He's still a douche!
MP says – reply to this

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How embarrassing for her. Does she actually think she looks attractive? Why would her husband let her go out of the house looking like that?
jacquelinegrace says – reply to this

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yowzah!! Only someone paris hilton sized can get away with that…. or someone who has an uber firm mid section. that doesn't even look like it fits her- it looks 2 or 3 sizes too small!!
rumoronthestreet says – reply to this

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Thats Real Nice Clark, real Nice
rumoronthestreet says – reply to this

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Damnnnnnnnn!
StephMarie says – reply to this

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and her mid section looks gross! get a stylist love, you can afford it.. and it should be at the top of your list of things to get!
eye luv perez says – reply to this

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Um that dress is WAY WAY too small for her
pinkkitty86 says – reply to this

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needs to find a dress that would fit her whole body and won't look all sleazy and gross.
kika415 says – reply to this

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Looks like the girls got in a fight.
HotsyTotsy says – reply to this

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Papa Joe Simpson said you can't tuck those suckers in!!!!!!!!
atiaofthejulii says – reply to this

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did she have another baby? she's looking heavy
HotsyTotsy says – reply to this

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Its girls nippley night out.
trickdaddy says – reply to this

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WOw, she looks extra sloppy. She dresses pretty cheesy most all the time but this is outstanding. Nice cottage cheese backfat and flappy saggers. She is known to be a mean bitch around town so i'm sure alot of people who have had to deal with her are laughing now.She thinks she looks great and thats all that matters. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Toastyy says – reply to this

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with all of Kobe's money, she can't buy a dress that fits?
seeitinow says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WITH HER BOOBS
DAMN GIRL
seeitinow says – reply to this

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HAHAHA one boob is bigger than the other HAHAHAHAJAJAHJAHJAHJA
lakerlover24 says – reply to this

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KOBE looks HOTTTTTT!!!!!
fluffomatic says – reply to this

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Ouch that dress is cutting off her circulation! Good thing they're fake or she might need an amputation.
jlbakada says – reply to this

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Holy shit - that dress is a nightmare!
Sassify me! says – reply to this

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Eeeek! She used to be HOT! Do I see celluite on her sides??? Gross! They don't even have kids, do they?? Why is she trying to FLATTEN her lopsided boobs? Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!
pradagirl7 says – reply to this

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Oh my she looks so trashy in this dress its not even funny. The saggy tits with the extra skin bulding out of everywhere screams insane crazy hoe. You would think with all of Kobe's money she would dress classy and at the same time sexy but she didn't pull it off a bit. Thats probably why Kobe has the shades of embarassement and to able to look at other woman witout getting in trouble. Vanessa you're old already and you need to stop dressing like a hooker and stop shopping at prostitutes'r'us.
jellotime91 says – reply to this

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What happened to her? Yuck
MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY says – reply to this

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gross
noneyobizness says – reply to this

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they'll make great tasting pizzas
Wrenn says – reply to this

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White trash with money. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
agello24 says – reply to this

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lmao! that bitch put on a ton of weight! i guess knowing the other nba wife hate her so much, it made her depressed. so eating is what she does.Re: Roccomagoo –

i agree!
phineinphilly says – reply to this

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MORE PROOF THAT MONEY DOESN'T BUY CLASS..OR COMMON SENSE
chellie1234 says – reply to this

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um, does the bitch own a mirror????
kikilisa says – reply to this

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That's tacky!
NervousNell says – reply to this

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GEEZ OH MAN! I've got DDs myself, so I know what it's like to carry melons around, but that's just….what is that made out of, a garbage bag?!
Hodge Podge says – reply to this

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My Perezcious is NOT desperately trying to find pictures of people with bigger griddle cakes than his own!
prettydeluxe says – reply to this

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with all the money that Kobe has you would think he would be able to buy his wife a dress that fits or a new pair of boobs to fit that dress!!
BatchStoleMyID says – reply to this

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They look like that crap in lava lamps rofl.
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Kobe takes his sport seriously - he married the round mounds of rebound.
krodz says – reply to this

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Ewww… she looks grosssssssssss
preppygirl22 says – reply to this

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Vanessa looks like a hot damn mess!
Bivi says – reply to this

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Kobe it's about time you get rid of that starter wife. She's getting to be more of a burden legally, if you know what's best for you. She definitely has no class. Dump her now, just let her have whatever she wants and cut loose. Find someone of you stature and make sure the second time around you have a prenup. She's a loser.
sweethomemisscongeniality says – reply to this

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ok obviously shes too good to pay attention to show like what not to wear

dress like THIS only look good on super skinny women who have small breasts

NOT Average sized women like her…………………………goshdarnit
PerezTheBlogNazi says – reply to this

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Re: Blk Beauty – Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. You need to go and dissapear again.
heyitsbrenda says – reply to this

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She's a bitch. MAJOR one. One of her housekeeper sued her for attacking her after she accidently washed one of her $300 shirts
Maggie707 says – reply to this

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Shoot, the scariest part is that, from the smile on her face, she thinks she looks hot. I'm so embarassed for her. Ladies, there is a time to hang it up, or, go to gym so you can pull it off! She looks ridiculous, like a stuffed sausage.
BabyLuv says – reply to this

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She must have put on 20 lbs. Maybe she's prego.
meezermom says – reply to this

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Re: BatchStoleMyID – OMG! I can't stop laughing. The visual of those boobs floating around like the blobs in lava lamps is hysterical.
TiffyJ says – reply to this

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Beautiful woman, BUT THIS IS TASTELESS. It looks like a ghetto prom dress. I'm so disappointed in her. SMH.
AbbyRoad says – reply to this

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yikes! contain your boobies, girl!
sugarcookie25 says – reply to this

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ummm…fat and nasty her rolls are hangin out
TrickSlut says – reply to this

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EWWWWW ….IF U AINT GOT IT U SHOULDNT FLAUNT IT !!!

SHE IS FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE …OH PLEASE !!
vmatt99 says – reply to this

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With all that Kobe money, Vanessa needs a personal trainer to rid her of that "tit fat"….. no excuse to be a fat wife… kids or not. Its not like she's too busy or holdong down a job.. just sayin'
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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Is this the wife he cheated on and had to buy a huge , colored , ghetto diamond for ?????
zarle says – reply to this

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What about the photo of yourself?
Girlygrl1282 says – reply to this

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Absolutely distgusting. I completely understand that she's had a kid…so have I and I wouldn't be caught dead in an outfit like that if my body wasn't on point. Her muffin top has cottage cheese on it and it runeth out of the coutout of her dress! She should've taken some of that money her dumbass husband gives her and bought herself a clue…and a mirror!!!
Girlygrl1282 says – reply to this

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Re: jones19 – ha ha totally agree…
richr03 says – reply to this

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HEY GORDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
xtrmemover says – reply to this

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whats wrong with her boobs?!
kristacimi says – reply to this

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Tori you have met your match for mismatched boobs.
elmo_says_hi_bitch!! says – reply to this

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You guys are dumb. She has perfect boobs you toothpicks!! That dress is fucked up though, and to an award show? Uh uh. But geez quit bein so jealous.
rsrs says – reply to this

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SHE HAS VERY POOR TASTE IN STYLE, SHE DRESSES TERRIBLE FOR HAVING ALL THOSE MILLIONS, SHE SHOULD BUY HERSELF A STYLIST, OR FIRE THE ONE SHE HAS CUZ SHE IS LOOKIN' LIKE CRAP. HER TITTAYS LOOK PAINFULLY SQUISHED NOT COOL! HAVE A LITTLE MORE CLASS!
Debaucherina says – reply to this

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At least she finally fixed those hideous teeth. All that money can't keep that bitch from looking low class.
lolli says – reply to this

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omfg, i would die!
sammie<3<3<3 says – reply to this

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she has a pretty face, but that dress destroys her… there is nothing wrong with having a little extra meat and curves, but dress in something that will compliment them instead of looking like roles and flab… this looks trashy not classy… and lets face it most girls cannot get away with that dress, and she clearly can't either.
tally2 says – reply to this

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WTF is going on with that dress? It makes you wonder if she looked in the mirror before she left…Kobe, why didn't you tell her she looks ridiculous??!