Kobe's Wife Needs Some Assistance!!!

Filed under: Fashion Smashion

That looks painful!

Kobe's wife, Vanessa, stepped out at the ESPY awards on Wednesday in some sparkly titay bondage gear.

Those suckers are all over the place!

Maybe Kobe can buy her some new ones!

These look a little worse for wear!!!

Posted: Jul 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm / Email this »

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teydar says – reply to this

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Just NO!!
ix3perez says – reply to this

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she has SUCH a pretty face
sarahsbooty says – reply to this

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I think she picked the dress that maked her look the worst…just to show Kobe loves her for who she is and not her body!!! HAHAHAH LOLOLOL!!!
hagwire says – reply to this

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money can't buy you love… or good taste!
omz says – reply to this

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WTF pretty for nothing she's dressed like a cheap ass slut
WinonaJohnson says – reply to this

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That look is unfortunate…
omz says – reply to this

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and her mid section is chunky too not hating on the weight but on that nasty ass dress
eee4 says – reply to this

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Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hate Low Class People says – reply to this

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Talk about a piece of low class trash! She looks like one of the whores walking Sunset Blvd!
__Gaby__ says – reply to this

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No wonder he cheats!!!!!!!!!
Mysterious says – reply to this

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YOU CANT DENY ..THAT SHE IS PRETTY BUT THIS DRESS REALLY DOESNT SUIT HER AT ALL…………
SamanthaB says – reply to this

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She looks like a sloppy, over-used whore.
shanghai84 says – reply to this

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that girl has a healthy body weight and all, but that dress is so not flattering. it's like jessica simpson and her mom jeans all over again
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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omg, she does NOT have the figure to wear something like that!! it just looks wrong.. painful… its like: aaaawkwaaaaard *sound of crickets*
effdub says – reply to this

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i would fire my style team if they let me out looking like that. does she have one?
Serena, You Twats says – reply to this

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Someone should have hired a stylist…
She's a gorgeous girl, but wore the most unflattering dress imaginable!
Serena, You Twats says – reply to this

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Money doesn't buy taste…
grace-e says – reply to this

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since when were you qualified to judge womens breasts?
isis_madjik says – reply to this

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not the best choice for a dress….
the real carmen says – reply to this

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is it the angle or did she just not pack them in properly
Lurchetta says – reply to this

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She's pretty proud of 'em, now isn't she?
HunnyB says – reply to this

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Holy shit! She needs adjustments all over the place. Look at her lonjas too!!! Gross. I guess money really can't buy style or class, but you can pay a stylist and a trainer!!!
frankeeb says – reply to this

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With the money Kobe has she could have dressed better than that… she looks like a skank!!
Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery says – reply to this

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people the simple answer is:

1. she put on weight (just look at her stomach)
2. and her dress is too tight

I DON'T LIKE HER. BUT IT'S DAMN BETTER TO SEE SOMEONE CURVY THAN SOMEONE SKINNY. SHE LOOKS SEXY. BUT YEAH IT DOES LOOK PAINFUL.

this is not a big deal! can't believe perez even posted this.
VelvetStaccato says – reply to this

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She's also got some unsightly side-fat that's just as distracting as that ill-fitting dress! Girlfriend, use his money and hire a stylist - please!!!!
PLEZZZ says – reply to this

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YOU MEN LIKE THOSE??
GoyaBean says – reply to this

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She's fat and tried to squeeze herself into a size 2.
blova says – reply to this

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ewww…baby got some rolls..
Frag The Paps says – reply to this

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Backfat and flapjacks. She is gnarly. You know this beaner had ariolas the size of dinner plates.
UberBling says – reply to this

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what the fuck.. fuckin hooker trash
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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OMG………. did she just punch out a kid ??? WTF, no wonder he is cheating
nickname11 says – reply to this

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Put it away for once you wannabe stripper, i only know you to be a skank, at least we have someone to rely on to be the slut of America.
kiki_tatu says – reply to this

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WTF?! One's MUCH lower than the other!! lmao! She doesn't have a friggin' mirror?!!
Spotmark says – reply to this

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No wonder he cheats on her. What a pig!
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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That is just fucking gross….she has all the $$ in the world, the least she could do is find something that fits. She is too big in the middle for this crap. And I'm not even going to mention the boobage.
ipookie says – reply to this

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Unfortunately, it appears to just be the wrong size dress. Maybe if she upped a size or two she'd look better and feel more comfortable? I see her sides look pinched as well… poor thing. She is beautiful though…
Free Speech 4Ever says – reply to this

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Someone should tell her that u shouldnt wear clothes that make ur rolls hang out.. how disgusting.. and her boobs look horribly lopsided..
kifferslady says – reply to this

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That's just all kinds of skanky!!! They're all smashed and look painful. Why can't someone tell her how awful she looks? Is Kobe really that skanky himself to not care if his wife walks around looking like this? It's grotesque!
Snarky404 says – reply to this

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This is a woman who took her husband back after he cheated because he bought her jewelry. She's a real class act. I'm loving the cellulite on her sides. She looks like a Christmas ham.
AMO says – reply to this

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Ugh!!! She is too fat for that dress and her boobs are too floppy and nasty! Good God woman, get a lift. She's complete trash anyway; so it doesn't surprise me. Look at her face though; she's all, "I look goooooood!"
AMO says – reply to this

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That's what she gets for being such a bitch!
Miz Beeziee iz one Hip Kitty says – reply to this

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well at least their real!! people have forgotten what a real woman looks like these days..
SarahBoston23 says – reply to this

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SAGGY TITS AND FAT ROLLS = NOT HOT
kumbyah says – reply to this

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During her salad days, she thought she was hotter than shit. Now look at 'er, she's a hot mess.
Wartiger says – reply to this

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Is that the whale from the free willie flicks? Ugh… look under that arm. I would never let my wife wear shit like that… in public!
PEEKALICIOUS says – reply to this

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Holy Crap!!!!!!
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That dress looks horrible on her!!!!
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At least her boobs look real ~ She just needs a more flattering outfit.
kissmyassobama says – reply to this

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eww no wonder he is a cheater.
kissmyassobama says – reply to this

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attention whore much?
**rocky** says – reply to this

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i don't care for that dress but she has a pretty face/smile
Koli119 says – reply to this

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OMG she looks like crap!! trade in that Lambo and get some new boobies
JonzeyWTF says – reply to this

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She looks like shit. And she just LOOKs like a bitch. Gold digger.
LaPechocha says – reply to this

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Poor girl …
Kodes100 says – reply to this

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That is Disgusting!!

Hasn't she Ever gone out in Public Before????

WTF?????
Truth According To T o m says – reply to this

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You may be right that she is a train wreck, but I'd have to give them a try to be absolutely sure. She may be all good.
Starbella says – reply to this

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shes pretty but that dress is not good obviously
IvyLeagueBitch says – reply to this

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Well she is Latina and this is what generally happens to Latina's figures after they've had a few babies and creep close to 30. Can't fight genetics and money can't buy class or style. Plus it's well known she is a mean person - so she doesn't have the personality thing going for her either.
kitykatnae says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!! SHE BETTER HIT UP HER PLASTIC SURGEON AND GET THAT TUMMY TUCK & BOOB LIFT!! GIRL YOU LOOK SO DAMN TACKY!!
kitykatnae says – reply to this

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Re: IvyLeagueBitch – I'm not sure what nationality your are but NO it doesn't happen to all latinas just the ones that dont take care of themselves just like any other race!! You should get your facts straight before you say anything!!!
LAMOMMIE says – reply to this

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THAT SHIT LOOKS NASTY
Pendejo says – reply to this

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Damn girl. Set my people free. Kobe, help your lady. Let those kids go out and play, my bruthuh.
munchkins says – reply to this

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dats not a qood waii 2 qo out espeacially wen u takin pictures!
holaaa says – reply to this

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it looks like shes in pain
holaaa says – reply to this

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Re: IvyLeagueBitch – what does beinq latina have to do with this?! that can happen to anyone. not just a certain race !
Lydia08 says – reply to this

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LSMFT-Loose straps means floppy tits!
mdemariah says – reply to this

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Eww.. those boobs are ELASTIC LOOOL.. !
mdemariah says – reply to this

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P.S. she is beautiful anyhow
DurrtyB says – reply to this

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LISTEN TO DREAM GIRL!!!
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gabbygossiper8 says – reply to this

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Can you say some one needs Breast reduction, or that dress is 4 sizes too small. They look Jacked up….
KEEFER says – reply to this

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ha ha ha …why the fuck would anybody go out looking like that ??? ..why couldnt someone step up and say " hunny, that looks like shit" ???
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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OMG! nasty!
kissmyassobama says – reply to this

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Re: trickdaddy – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY SHIT!!