Mariah Carey Is DOA

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Mariah is not on fire.

Her tepid new single, Obsessed, has had a mediocre showing on the Billboard's Top 100.

Despite weeks of radio play, the song failed to crack the chart. The single went on sale last week and finally debuted on the Hot 100 - at a disappointing #11.

Expect a big drop-off next week!

And what's an even bigger hit to Mimi's diva ego is that Miley Cyrus's new single (Does the name really matter?) debuted a spot above MiMi's, killing her shot of even making the top ten.

When Hannah Montana is beating you in the charts, you know you have a serious problem.

Maybe next time MC.

    Posted: Jul 16, 2009 at 11:45 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      WOAH PEREZ WHY ARE YOU NOT KISSIN MILEYS ASS LIKE USUAL?!
      Get some self respect you dick, your a grown man and you suck up to a 16year old disney slutty tween!!
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      .
      & COME ON MARIAH Your better then this..what happened to your old school music! im sick of her new songs.



    2. 2

      I'm so sick of her. She has the same look all the time. She seriously needs a new stylist for her clothes, her hair and everything about her. Cannot stand her these days. All her album covers look the same. How about trying something other than you standing in your underwear. UGH!



    3. 3

      No, when Hannah Montana is beating anyone on the charts you know THE WORLD has problems. Charts and shit don't matter anymore, because people like bullshit and hate on the people that make great stuff.



    4. 4

      …but look at her boobs! Amazing. And I hear that the photo has been unREtouched.



    5. 5

      You're such a hater… you sway people's thinking against her. Try being supportive for once in your life.



    6. 6

      Oh quit haiting Perez! Mariah is just the eighth female artist in the Hot 100's history to notch at least 40 charted titles. Let's see if your Lady Gaga can do that after her 15 minutes are done. And you said "Touch My Body" was stupid before but then when it became number 1 you were loving it..your so fake.



    7. 7

      Shes been D.O.A. since she left Mattola….



    8. 8

      HA HA!



    9. 9

      Oh! I just came all over her tits.



    10. 10

      Fuck Off Perez!!!
      #11 disappointing??
      The song is called "Obsessed"
      Expect a big increase in sales now that the video is out Fuck-Tard!!!



    11. 11

      Horrible PHOTOSHOP ! Check out her hands ! Yikes !



    12. 12

      What's so disappointing at debuting at #11? yeah, maybe Miley debut a spot above her, but I don't really think its a disappointment.

      You're just biased against Mariah you fat piece of shit, because she's better to your tranny queen, the dog herself, MadOLDnna…



    13. 13

      This picture is photoshoped to hell- look at the size of her frickin hand!!!



    14. 14

      LMFAAOOOOO!
      "When Hannah Montana is beating you in the charts, you know you have a serious problem."

      ILOVEYOUPEREZ!!
      :)x



    15. 15

      hannah montana music is actually pretty good, and gives you a happy feeling, a break in hard times.

    16. Dyson says – reply to this


      16

      Not hot? Um Perez, its a debut and keep in mind not all singles debut at numer 1… It's Like That never hit 1, We Belong Together climbed to #1, did not debut, and same for Don't Forget About Us, yet that album was the biggest selling album of the year. You speak as if you know music but you don't. She has been around for almost 20 years so I think she has proven herself. The song is hot and quite frankly, a very different sound and direction for her. Give Mimi some advice if you know so much, do more than just criticize as you so often do without providing what you think will be a valuable solution.



    17. 17

      Perez - i dont get why you hate on Mariah so much. But you do realize she debuted at number 11 on the hot 100. NUMBER 11 after only one week, thats ONE WEEK of the song being available for downloads. right? I dont see that as a disappointment at all.

      Perez - dont you have getting beat up to do?

    18. Dawo says – reply to this


      18

      Yes I agree with u Perez

      Mariah should leave this hip hop=its NOT her

      she should do PO & Rn B Music8(like before) Im not looking forward to her new album :( very sad but true,and by the way a very stupid Video=Sorry I love Mariah to death,but this is Nothing but the Truth….

      Im looking forward to Whitney New Album :)



    19. 19

      People are just tired of old and geriatric female singers like Mariah Carey and Madonna. Their garbage songs are boring and lame. When Hannah Montana beats you on the charts, you know you're irrelevant.



    20. 20

      The problem is that she is doing the same stuff over and over. Even her image is the same, but now she looks silly, because she isn't age appropriate. She was better off with Mattola guiding her career.



    21. 21

      Well she basically hasn't had a good song since she left SONY, even her Emancipation Cd wasn't that good, there just wasn't a whole lot else out there for it to compete against.



    22. 22

      Re: Nelson – You said "Fuck Off Perez!!!
      #11 disappointing??
      The song is called "Obsessed"
      Expect a big increase in sales now that the video is out Fuck-Tard!!! "
      _________________________________________________________

      Um….just how is a video going to make a difference? Where the hell do people even watch videos anymore?



    23. 23

      Re: Dijhili

      Damn…it is. Mariah, that is not a good look baby.



    24. 24

      debuting at number 11 isnt that bad. and songs that RISE the charts and not just start at number 1 or 2 are better in my opinion…



    25. 25

      Re: STEFFANlE – And I rest my case….



    26. 26

      She needs to stop dressing and acting like a 20-yr old. I think thats why she's alienating a lot of her older fans who've been w/ her since the 90's.



    27. 27

      hahaha this is Mooriah??? she should be arrested, this body was stolen from a beautiful girl. Obviously her song has mediocre showing….it´s really bad! BAD, BAD, BAD.



    28. 28

      Excellent news! Die Mariah Die!!!!!!!!!!!



    29. 29

      Excellent news! DIE Mariah DIE!



    30. 30

      How did I know you would spin an impressive debut at #11 into a failure lol. You're a joke, Perez! Somebody wake me when your 15 minutes are finally up…



    31. 31

      Ummm this is her HIGHEST debut since 1998!!!! Watch it go to #1, you're an ass.

      get a life.



    32. 32

      Maybe Mariah will return to actually singing on her next cd. Enough with the whispers, and vocal effects. You actually have a voice, you don't need all that shit people like Paula Abdul and Madonna need. "Vision of Love" was one of your best songs ever!!!



    33. 33

      Miley Cyrus rocks Mariah doesn't.

    34. Dawo says – reply to this


      34

      I want a Emancipation of Mimi Album :) this was her BEST album for me :)

      and now she remids me like in the Glitter time :( the same with her last album=wrong single releases,I thin Mimi needs a break,shes on the wrong way=she lost herself(in music) shes on a hip hop trip Now .lol

    35. cosmo says – reply to this


      35

      She is NOTHING but trash! I wouldn't go out in my front yard to hear her sing. I am still floored by what she wore at the Jackson funeral. Trash! Trash! Trash!



    36. 36

      Isn't it impressive to debut that high? Songs usually work their way up the chart right? Plus Mariah has been on the charts longer than Hannah Montana has been alive and will be there long after that 12-year old turns 13 and discovers coke is more than a tasty beverage. It doesn't always take talent to get places in Hollywood, just a loud effing mouth.



    37. 37

      i actually think this was a rather disappointing release by mariah. I'm a long time fan and even i think its disappointing, plus the video is awful. I agree she needs a new look its all a bit samey.



    38. 38

      If she didn't prance about like an inflated trannie she might actually sell some records. As it stands, she's just all sorts of vile. She's lost her class, well, what little she had.



    39. 39

      HOTTT!!!!!!!



    40. 40

      To give you an idea, my friends and I call her the 'hamster faced prostitute', because that really is what she looks like.



    41. 41

      Perez knows NOTHING about the Billboard charts!!!

      FYI….Before Britney's Womanizer went No 1., it debuted at 96!
      Kelly clarksons my life would suck with out you debuted at 97 before going to No. 1….AND……Mariah's No. 11 debut was her highest since 1998!
      Charts can change drastically from week to week. And with the video premiere last night on americas got talent, and another premiere today… it can quite possibly jump to the top 5 by next weeks charts!

      Still love ya perez



    42. 42

      You hate on her too much - it would be a MIRACLE if you had someone as successful on your new label…you can only wish, given that she's had more #1s than any other female artist EVER.
      I love this song…and FYI - it was #9 here in Canada last week. Unfortunately, I haven't heard it much on the radio, which can't be helping. Great song tho, Mariah's the best.



    43. 43

      #11 doesnt sound bad to me, it will probably climb, and im sure it will do well over here in uk charts



    44. 44

      And yet this is her biggest debut since '98? You make me laugh, feo.



    45. 45

      What? The OBSESSED debut was her highest since 1998. Do your research before you write will you? We belong together, don't forget about us, Touch my body all climbed over quite some weeks to number 1. And we belong together was the number 1 single for 14 weeks! So it means nothing at all. It's the first week of sales, the clip is released yesterday so it hasn't even hit tv or youtube yet till yesterday.



    46. 46

      who's surprised? at one time she and Whitney were the only bitches with voices like that - now everyone and their mother's uncle screeches like them. just watch any AI episode and you can clearly see what they've spawned. it doesn't help that most of her songs sound the same and she still dresses like a bimbo. I say she's OVER.



    47. 47

      Re: The Mancunian Candidate – Dear God, I hope not.



    48. 48

      her "diss" was wack as fuck, we all know eminem hit that and now she's trying to save face so that her hubby don't smack her for being a hoe

    49. nip says – reply to this


      49

      thats because people are sick and have no taste 0.o

      ……..Miley WHO??

      actual. obsessed was NUMBER 1 in 4 other count.!! there's more than that on this side bitch”



    50. 50

      I mean, she looks great for her age. but why is she always wearing shit thats for girls like half her age? can't she wear something age appropriate?

    51. nip says – reply to this


      51

      and 11's was her biggest debut EVER ASShole 0.o



    52. 52

      Re: B-Ware – That's exactly what I was thinking… btw… stop hating so much perez, 11 on the Hot 100 is still impressive, you just look like a fool



    53. 53

      fuckin whore ur not 21 anymore put some clothes on and stop showing ur tits

      im amazed she hasnt done playboy or porn yet



    54. 54

      y is #11 terrible? it's her highest debut on the chart since 1998. Back in the day songs BUILT up an audience and moved up the charts. Now, they debut and fall. She is an older artist, so she doesnt get as much airplay as a miley cyrus or yougner artist would. It's just the facts. Why must u always spin things to be so negative.



    55. 55

      Haha yeah no shit…



    56. 56

      I miss the OLD mariah carey… the permed hair, bigger eyebrows, and the songs about love. Really mariah, if you want to succeed, go back to the old days- your new shit just adds fuel to the flames of bad music :(



    57. 57

      Mariah's music will continue to bomb until she drops the Wigger sound. She was waaaaay more successful until she started inviting every shitty rapper out there to taint her music.



    58. 58

      she debuted at 11! that is good! Touch My Body debuted at number 15 which then went on to be a 1 number single!!!!!
      PEREZ IS A FAT TWAT WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING A TWAT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DECIDE TO KICK HIS FUCKING HEAD IN!



    59. 59

      She really needs to upgrade her music. THis is the same tired type of stuff she has been doing for years….we need her to be more inclined with ther true older fans. Leave Obsessed for the kids….they just going to download it anyway.



    60. 60

      Re: Dawo
      People who have worked on this album have said that its like the old Mariah soooooo expect BIG POWERFUL BALLADS…. kind of more rnb and pop stuff then hip hop!



    61. 61

      Re: scudder – Fuck You!



    62. 62

      Okay folks, Perez included, Mariah dropped Tommy Mottola because he was controlling and not supportive of her art. You see people like you all pick on her failures thinking you know the right way. You say sing "vision of love" and sing "hero" but what you don't realize is that this was music from 20 years ago. She debuted high for a first single. Number 11? Nothing to sniffle at. Who cares what Miley did? Miley is a slut and will be gone next year. As will Katy and all those other flash in the pans. Mariah has outlasted them all and will continue to. I don't know why Perez acts like she peed in his wheaties but let me say this much, you have not had any success worth noting other than getting sued, punched in the face and laughed at as a role model in my community. So keep your uninformed opinions to yourself and the rest of you Mariah haters can go back to your oldie days.



    63. 63

      I am surprised you are still alive Perez, after all the bullshit you write, someone is sure to kick your ass someday. You may wanna try being nice and a human being. You're ugly as it is and your attitude only makes you that much uglier.



    64. 64

      Ok so I just played the song from You Tube and it's one of the worst songs she's ever put out. Absolute garbage. No wonder they aren't playing it here in ATL.



    65. 65

      Why are you hating on Mariah so much lately? 11 on the charts bad?? not many artist singles even enter the top 20 as fast as obsessed did. I'd say the single is doing pretty good so far.



    66. 66

      When was the last time you had a hit on the radio Perez? Oh wait, NEVER!!!!! You obviously are hating on Mairah as usual. Fine someone else to pick on. Just the fact that she has the most #1 songs should clue you in that she has been around a while and isnt going anywhere unline Hannah Montana that will be gone in a couple years. I am sick and tired of you trashing Mariah. Don't make me sick Nick on you PereZ!!!



    67. 67

      Michael's woopin everyone's ass on the charts.



    68. 68

      YAY! Team Miley!
      Mimoo should just go KILL herself!



    69. 69

      TMB debuted at #57 and then climbed to the top. I don't get all this drama. There's no evident sign of failure yet. Perez I believe you're just disappointed since anytime there's buzz about a new mimi song being released you sound all excited then, once it's out, u talk shit about her. GET OVER IT! She'll never come out wearin curly hair and singing those neverending notes again.



    70. 70

      if she actually looked like this she'd be hot
      -
      it's sexy, that latter day porn star look



    71. 71

      Re: karencarpenter

      NO, her boobs are FAKE and DISGUSTING and definitely RETOUCHED!



    72. 72

      she looks fat on the cover and the song is soooo bad!



    73. 73

      she doesnt deserve the top ten spot for that song either way. She could of earned the top ten spot if she opened up and talked more about the situation with eminem and give the world an explanation of why eminem was at her house for DAYS yrs back and suppose Fornication never occured… Eminem is pissed that you LIED! didnt your mother teach you that if u dont have nothing nice to say dont say it at all! Something happened and a "No comment" would of been better than a denial. And if nothing did really happen then u need to open ur trap and say something!



    74. 74

      MARIAH IS HOT PERIOD! STOP HATING! SHE LOOKS AMAAAZING IN THE NEW VIDEO!



    75. 75

      cant stand her anymore. she has ruined her voice over the years - so now she must holler to get higher notes out. She dresses like a hooker. Needs to act her damn age.



    76. 76

      i don't like miley, but i gotta say having her beat you in the charts isn't a "serious problem" considering how big she is

    77. FOMA says – reply to this


      77

      Obsessed is her highest Hot 100 debut since 1998!



    78. 78

      Thats actually cause no one cares about her at all.



    79. 79

      her new song sucks shit.



    80. 80

      Who gives a shiz if this is her highest debut since 1998? It's a bomb for Camp Carey. The single has been released to radio for WEEKS now and didn't even crack the Hot 100 based on AIRPLAY. Throw in her first week sales and now she's at number 11. But if you idiots who are quick to slam perez on this fact would check out the iTunes chart you'd see that the song is falling like a boulder off a cliff. Some of her fans have their head so far up her ass it's quite scary. I can't stand Mariah but I really enjoy this song! But let's call a spade a spade, this song is a FLOP for someone like Mariah, especially since it's a lead single off a new album.



    81. 81

      That's what you get for trying to make fun of Eminem. PUNKED!!!!!!



    82. 82

      JEALOUS PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    83. 83

      People are tired of the slut Mariah shit. Get some class and a pair of pants AND get rid of those chemical balls in your chest as they are NOT her tits.

      YOU LAMBS HAVE DESTROYED THIS WOMAN!

      The picture itself is desperate. It has nothing to do with the song or the video. She is going to bomb big time. Maybe if she has another Breakdown, she will wake the hell up and stop acting like a dumb ass kiddiewink and start to be a real woman.



    84. 84

      haha dumb bitch

    85. @v@ says – reply to this


      85

      Oh, yay. Yet another 'look at me' shot.
      Yes, because there might be a bare square centimeter on her somewhere we haven't all seen a thousand times yet. I thought she was a musician vocalist. She might as well just jump the shark and give Hefner or Flynt a call and be done with it.



    86. 86

      I'm no Mariah fan, but how can you say that the song 'failed to crack the chart' when it debuted at #11? 'Failed to crack the chart' would mean that it did not get onto the top 100, which is obviously not the case.

    87. Brtt says – reply to this


      87

      Perez, you'll be lucky any of the crap you'll be signing on your future record label will crack a chart..any chart.



    88. 88

      Whether the song is crap or not, the fact that it debuted as high when the woman is nearly 40 years old and is competing with teens and 20-somethings is quite impressive. Let's see if Hannah/Miley/whatever the hell her name is will be doing the same thing in 25 years. You have conveniently forgotten to mention, Perez, that the BEPs have dominated the #1 spot for months.



    89. 89

      Leave Mimi alone, bad little lamb. You probably play her stuff at home all the time. Stop hating, Gordito.



    90. 90

      "Obsessed," from Carey's forthcoming album "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel," is also her highest Hot 100 debut since 1998. Hmm that's bad?

    91. Unari says – reply to this


      91

      People act so stupid.
      Mariah debuted so high because of the downloads as the song was just released.
      TMB had something Obsessed doesn't….Airplay. Specifically Pop radio airplay. Without that, the song will drop faster than she does when a guy drops his pants.
      She wants to do the hip hop bullshit, then she forfeits her ONE strength that she had versus other ladies in the business….Cross Over appeal.
      Without Pop…she is nothing and as it appears that is the direction she is going, so comes another flop. Get ready and prepare your excuses lambs as you can never accept that she is just degrading herself and dumbing down her own talent for this vain, narcissitic, and pathetic attempt to keep you focused on her inflated tits rather than her talent.
      This woman went to the bottom rung a long time ago.



    92. 92

      What's Mariah to do? People say she should go back to her powerhouse ballad days, but that was the early 90s, the days of Michael Bolton and Celine Dion, and there's really no market for that kind of music anymore. The best she can do is adapt to every faux-R&B trend out there, but there's a point in her life when she needs to realize she's getting too old for some of this. I still believe there's a great voice in her; it just has deepened with age and she really needs to learn to adapt to that change and work with what she still has. And she shouldn't be too proud to hire a vocal coach, if she hasn't already. Rather than doing the same R&B/Hip-Hop hybrid thing she's been doing since 97, she should really branch out more and try to be a little more adventurous. Bring back some old-school R&B, Mariah, you know back when divas really knew how to sing. Make a dance album–some of her songs have sounded better in their club remixed form. Do something along the lines of Alicia Keys or Erykah Badu, you know some real music with real musicians instead of computers and the "it" producers. She's already accomplished a lot..she can afford to not have the next #1 single in lieu of releasing some really great material. Either way, I'm glad she's still making hits, even though I'm never too crazy about what I hear from her anymore.



    93. 93

      i can't believe how stupid you people can be coming at number 11 is not a flop back off and get some brains this song is going to be huge and plus she has oyher great tracks on this album which will pull very hard for her



    94. 94

      you mean the sleazy looking stripper image is not working for her???

    95. mvp says – reply to this


      95

      WHORIAH IS OVER



    96. 96

      Mariah, you are an icon. You don't need to be in your underwear. That is not why people luv u. I thought since you married nick, you would scrap the undies look and get some classy gowns,like all the big stars. You're not 23 anymore. Don't know if u have a stylist or not, but please, a major change in wardrobe is long overdue.



    97. 97

      Actually mario…mileys album bombed this week on the charts..try putting that as news………..



    98. 98

      Mariah Being the number one female artist to ever have the most #1 singles ever…shouldent worry about "HANANH MONTANA"
      lmfao..Mariah is a genious….miley cyrus is just another media whore whose now at her min 14 of 15..
      lol
      NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    99. 99

      At least Lady GAGS-on-cock will never be mariah carey perez..llolololol



    100. 100

      Mariah, you are gorgeous and talented. Just because you don't binge and purge like most of these skinny Hollywood ho's does not make you fat. You've got money, so why in the hell would you starve yourself? You've already proven a long time ago how much of a diva and contender you are in the music game. Scrap these bustas who are giving you this garbage to sing and get with some winners. You are one of the baddest bitches to ever put your lips to a microphone. You have nothing to prove to anybody, so do you. But also rise to your potential. The world knows who Mariah Carey is.
      Love you, MiMi!

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