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Mary Carey Marries!!!

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Dr. Drew is gonna be pissed!!!

While visiting the Howard Stern show on Thursday, porn star Mary Carey announced her marriage to Mario Monge Jr, some douche she met 7 weeks ago.

The pair tied the knot in Vegas on Sunday.

The adult actress, who recently appeared in Celebrity Rehab and Sober House on VH1, is said to be getting her life together.

So, uh, congrats?!

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54 comments to “Mary Carey Marries!!!”



  1. 1

    ew shes 2 ugly 2 have sex 4 a living



  2. 2

    7 weeks…?
    That is not putting your life together…



  3. 3

    ew she is disguisting! seriously the excessive makeup and bleached yellow hair make ppl look worst and all linda hogan-ey and not better.



  4. 4

    OH I DOUBT SHE WAS "BLUSHING"

    HO!!!



  5. 5

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



  6. 6

    yeah that's gonna work out.



  7. 7

    Oh poor thing. She needs a mommy…She has obviously working through some pain. She should reconsider going back into rehab, the therapy would be good for her.



  8. 8

    its super gross how big her boobs are
    :/



  9. 9

    Does anyone think that her boobs are about to completely explode??? They are stretched soooo tight!!!

    I got my SPARKLING HAIR from HairFlairs online.



  10. 10

    Good for her! Im happy for her. Hopefully she is doing well in recovery.



  11. 11

    Her titties are humungo.



  12. 12

    I remember seeing her on that show "Celebrity Rehab With Doctor Drew", and her teeth looked very strange, as if she whore dentures.



  13. 13

    My bad, I mean 'wore'.



  14. 14

    Umm.. No comment? Lol.. Oh well, she was good at what she did.. 7 weeks ain't enough time to tell if you wanna spend the rest of your life with someone..



  15. 15

    I'm hypnotized by her boobs. I think that if I wasn't gay, this would still be a "what the fuck, why do they look like beach balls" kind of hypnotism. I want to pop them with a pair of scissors.



  16. 16

    Thank goodness she didn't marry that asshole David guy that she was with during Sober House. Anyone is better than him.



  17. 17

    i love her! but she doesn't look very good in this pic
    :[ she's a sweetie tho



  18. 18

    THOS HOOTERS LOOK LIKE THEY COULD USE A LITTLE "BALLS MALONEY" SPECIAL LOTION!



  19. 19

    who the fuck is this nasty ass bitch?



  20. 20

    one of her boobs is bigger than the other…god I hate the look of fake boobies



  21. 21

    Re: HairFlairs

    You're funny!! I have to agree with your comment, those boobs do look like they're going to explode! They look pretty painful to me. LOL!



  22. 22

    Re: BALLS MALONEY

    No her titties need some "Elmo lovin" Keep the "Balls Maloney" Special lotion at home.



  23. 23

    AT LEAST SHE GOT AWAY FROM THAT DOUCHEY AGENT DAVID WIENTRAUB! HE WAS MORE FUCKING DISGUSTING THAN HER.



  24. 24

    If you look up STD in the dictionary, there's a picture of this cum bucket.



  25. 25

    Well at least she didn't marry her manager who was a total ahole enabler…
    7 weeks…. yay well…. um good luck w/ that!



  26. 26

    WOW PEREZ DELETED MY COMMENT! GO FUCK YOURSELF PEREZ!



  27. 27

    GOD BLESS big succulant titties:)



  28. 28

    Re: elmo_says_hi_bitch!! – #22 oh! i'm sorry i thought u were gay and loved the telly tubby! my bad.



  29. 29

    why did she get THOSE and leave her face like THAT!?



  30. 30

    that baby is going to get plenty of nourishment! he may even grow up to be a body builder!!!



  31. 31

    Not so odd. I married my hubby after 3 days of meeting him, and we have a beautiful daughter, and been married 4 years.



  32. 32

    i hope he s better then her old manager!! god i hated him!



  33. 33

    I thought porn stars had to be at least cute? she is fugly as hell.



  34. 34

    she may be a porn something, but fuck, she is one ugly piece of meat



  35. 35

    Re: BALLS MALONEY

    Hell no wrinkley ho.

  36. MP says – reply to this


    36

    Yeah, like THAT'S going to be a happily ever after! 7 wks…how pathetic. These celebrities make a mockery of marriage.



  37. 37

    some douche she met 7 weeks ago….hahahahahahahahahahaha—u finally made me laugh you fatass



  38. 38

    Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – freudian slip??? It was funny…



  39. 39

    Re: Soda-Pop-Lover – they're cute for the first few films, then they ugly fast



  40. 40

    HER MOM HAS SCHIZOPHRENIA AND SOMETHING ELSE I FORGOT WHAT…I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GIRL SHE SEEMS LOST



  41. 41

    Re: brainchild – Haha, I alway's do that shit. I guess I have 'whore's' on the brain.



  42. 42

    the first time i saw her i thought she was Mariah Carey. It was some tabloid and she was being trashed for her ugly outfit. I was like 'When did she go blonde?' It took me 4 look throughs to see that it was Mary Carey not Mariah Carey



  43. 43

    Well this douche can't be any worse than her ex douche, David(?). He was a verbally abusive egotistical asswipe. She may be a porn chick but I thought her personality was very sweet on Celebrity Rehab. I was surprised that I liked her.



  44. 44

    she is really ugly - and if all she can do is porn then she's not worth talking about.. not to mention marrying someone after 7 weeks together… why am I even writing this? :P



  45. 45

    what is this…………thing???
    is that really a woman???



  46. 46

    eww whore



  47. 47

    Can't be any worse than her ex-boyfriend manager. He was the ultimate douche, maybe even worse that Perez!



  48. 48

    yUCK YOUR A PORN STAR WTF HAPPENED!?
    Who the fuck get's married after 7 weeks anyway? Oh i know flat sluts who want attention ! Stupid old biddy



  49. 49

    That's too bad. :(
    I hope this dude is at least better than that idiot DOOSH she was with while on Celebrity Rehab. :|



  50. 50

    ummm she does porn? who would have thought? hope she is happy ..



  51. 51

    i think shes somewhat retarded…seriously



  52. 52

    I was really touched by her life's story of hardship and addiction for some reason. She's been used and hurt almost her entire life. I wish her true peace and love….she needs and deserves it.



  53. 53

    She's Hawt in a Pornerific sort of way.



  54. 54

    Can you say "WATER BALLOONS"?