New Madonna! A Preview
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Listen to a snippet of Madonna's new single, Celebrate, produced by Paul Oakenfeld, off her upcoming Greatest Hits compilation, below!!!!!
P.S. We're hearing rumblings that M might do "Greatest Hits" tour in the fall of 2010. Yes! Yes! Yes!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 16, 2009 at 9:59 am




she an old whore. but i still love her music.
I wish I could unsee that. GROSS
she looks old and disgusting she cnt hold a candle 2 mj n her tribute sux
why the legs spread open? letting the flies out?
douchebag!!!!!!!!!
Close your legs Magde. Its one thing to want to look younger, but acting like a 20 year old… hmm…
She doesn't stay quiet for long, does she,…
why is there dust shooting out of her clamshell
I love her and all, but what is she trying to prove at this point? Take some time off and raise your children.
Would the real Queen of Pop please stand up! Yes, it is you Madonna! You rock - please come to Seattle!
amazing.her songs are always top.everybody is loving this new single.
yesterday warner people listened to her new single and totally adore.so IBIZA,SO DANCE, ANOTHER CONFESSIONS!!!!loving hoit!!old???????HELL NO.SHE IS ONLY 50 AND LOOKS DAMN FINE.JEALOUS.EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE m
Um, Madonna, you're not in your 20's anymore…
not sure who you're trying to appeal to,
but I'm sure it's not working.
Jak please woman behave! You can look fab just being 50 years or even older if you do it with a little class!!
Please come to Seattle! I've been a fan since I was just a little kid in the 80s.
she old, she is trying to act like she is 21 and about to go clubbing.
LOOK AT HER LEGS.DAMNNNNNNN.HOT AT 50.AND HER SONGS ARE SO DANCE.SO YOUNG.ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE LIKE THAT.WHY GET OLD?????IF WE CAN LOOK GOOD.ANOTHER FUXKING HIT BABY.AND HER CLIPO WILL BE AMAZING
YIPEEEEEEE I hope that is true!!! I heart the song already… she is now and forever the Queen!!!
BIG improvement over the shitious Hard Candy project, she still sucks as a human being, but this record sounds allright, will probably be a huge hit everywhere but America
This chick is so done.
This is gross….showing her "snatch" like that. PeeeeYewwww….
C'mon Esther…get a grip.
thank god she is coming out with something good that song sounds awesome
Re: JigSaw – thanks for gooood laugh
OPENM HER LEGS ON A SHOW IS HAVING A BAD BEHAVIOR???OH PLEASE!! if she act that way on real life but no.she actually dress her age.she only does that on her shows.her fans want to see that.she is amazing live
i don't know, i kind of love that she's still daring enough to pose like that. even if it does make me uncomfortable in ways i can't even understand.
I love it!!! Go Madge!!
It's ok….
She sucks
Re: Snarky404 – fuck off loser.poving?she doesnt need that.she is 50 ,she just did the most huge tour ever and most sucessfull and she is ready to bring her fans a huge new song.and we all love it.she is the most popular artist in europe.south america,asia,australia.giving up?never
omfg YESSSSS!! LOVE! & TOUR FUCK YESSSSS
She's just showing us that she shaves the kitty.
Good grief close yer' legs grandma
Does she really think it is attractive to sit and or pose with her legs open like that? I was eating breakfast, then puked into my mouth when I saw this! Time for her to grow up a little.
Close your legs dear and wax the bush its showing. Maybe its time to wear long dresses and ACT YOUR AGE!!!!
Re: sid_vicious – loser.shut up.she is the most popular artist right now,.she cant be on her best in usa but the all world loves her.just see the numbers at her tour.4 million and 500 thousand people saw s&s tour.loser.Re: LisaTheGreat – how old are u??u seem old.madonna is acting her age,she is amazing as a person.its like her charecter on her shows.she is always like that.when she started write childrens book people just hated.this is madonna.like it or not she will always be the most famous female artist on earth and with amazing dance hit songs
Awesome. Can't wait to hear the whole song. I am sure most of you can't afford to go to her show, but this is how she looks when she first appears on stage. She's hot.
Make way for the Queen of Pop..and say bye for the pretenders..Love you Perez coz you love M..
The older she gets, the more they have to drown out her voice with badly synthesized music….and what's with the crotch shot? Yes, we know you're a whore honey, but you might as well have a sign that says "Open to the public" with a poswe like that at your age. Go home and raise your kids like you should be doing.
This song sucks as usual. I just read this morning that her next tour will be sponsored by Depends, Werther's and Metamucil.
Re: LCBcom – u guys are ridiculous.its only a fucking show.theres nothing to do her age.she is 50 ,50 is not old.shut up.she looks amazing live.and she is a great performer.see the all performer.www.youtube.com candy shop live
effin terrible. im so sick of her already. she should have used "revolver" as the first single…
enough with the vagina already - we get it, you have one
she has so much presence on stage.its hipnotic.shes a goddesss
Baccalo
Re: Lurchetta – must be a bitch shaving when its all wrinkled and crusty….
Ewwww!!!! Why does HAGdonna have to show her damn crotch all the time???
amazing cant wait for the gh!revolver and broken too
i believe its paul oakenfOld…and i'm more excited that he's producing than wondering what that mush is between madonna's chicken legs…
LOVES IT!
Re: joshwithachance – no.revolver no.revolver only be a hit on usa.europe,south america,australia loves this kind of music,dance,house,tecno.its the future.hip hop is over.commercial musics too.madonna is always a step ahead.she is smart.it will be number one again.people all over the world are loving the song
This woman is so unattractive and the fact that she tries to be something that she was is painful to watch.
Re: joshwithachance – by the way.ur ugly as hell.shes the queen.im tired of the press,not her.she is the same person from the 80s and the 90s.this song will be on clubs all the time.people are waiting for that.r&b is so ovarreted.people in europe dont listen to that anymore dear
I love Madonna!
Re: Brainbug – shut the hell up.jealous
It's: Paul Oakenfold !!!
Yuck. Is she trying to relieve her intestinal gas? Ease up on the Metamucil, Madge.
Re: GoyaBean – shut up.people love her.and her body is amazing.ur anoying asshole.just like any other new artist.madonna is unique. she open her legs in the begining of her show.for mere seconds.shut the hell up.shes amazing and her legs too
Our reader Londonfan30 informs us that Madonna's new single has been played to Warner people yesterday. And the reaction was amazing. Our friend says:
"An all out dance record, even more so than hung up… very Ibiza, very Oakenfold but still VERY Madonna. Think 'When Love Takes Over' meets 'Southern Sun' and 'Toca Me' and also similar to the Above & Beyond mix of What It Feels Like For A Girl. The bridge is spoken word rather than sung and very Madonna - has a funny line about 'not recognising you with your clothes on! Any lyrical reference to 'Celebration' doesn't come in til the second chorus (simple 'yeah' is in it's place in chorus one). Was also told it's not going to radio ’til August 3rd."
Basically, we're all gonna be dancing our asses off to this track all summer! People will love it!
Thanks to Londonfan30
Is it just me, or does all of her music sound the same?
love it
Re: Madonna the queen – Listen you little turd. Stop kissing up to her. She doesn't give a rat's ass about you. The bitch has been around since Jesus was a child.
I'm not saying she doesn't look good for her age
but that shot is disturbing. It is like she is at the gyno
in stirrups. It's not sexy at all its uncomfortable if anything.
Wow - she's such a class act. GROSS. She tries so hard to be sexy & provacative, which is so UNsexy. Boring
This is so gonna flop. Everything that this washed-out has-been has released in the past decade flopped. So bow down to Lady GaGa, the true Queen of Pop. The old crone Madonna has bowed down to Queen GaGa by watching one of her shows. Enough of this nobody — GaGa rules!
Re: 14Lola – #58- no its not you it all sounds the same *sigh*
I can smell the vinegar from here.
Re: Madonna the queen – Like all her other garbage, this too wont get airplay and won't chart. It will also flop!
whats with all the hate?? I loved the version she did for mj in london.
…please keep your legs together or I will get a "Ticket To Ride" right out of here.
what a pathetic old hag. Just my opinon, but jesus, close your legs. Ugh.
Re: LizardKinG – I betcha if you look closely, you'll find Jimmy Hoffa in there.
Re: JigSaw – Re: bongo – Re: Long Dong Connery –
heheheeee…mornin
when I look at thiz pic….
I see:
U want me….cum and get me….dingdong on the brain..hehee
Re: GoyaBean –
Lmfao, if we could favorite comments, this would be my #1.
Re: jesyrene – LOL! The bitch is not even as old as Madonna's entire career. That overrated, pretentious little turnip will eventually wither away and Madonna will just keep on going, remaining the ultimate Queen of Pop for all eternity!!! Btw, Gaga was spotted front row at Madonna's show, watching how you REALLY perform! So please, just go away!
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!
Madonna is the BEST!
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Re: LizardKinG – Morning!
Re: jesyrene – In the US yes, worldwide it'll be HUGE! But we've grown accustomed to that. The US ignoring you once you hit a certain age. All that bullshit about the american dream and honouring american heroes. Yet once they turn 40 they should roll over and die! GROW UP already!!!
Re: jesyrene –
No. As much as I'm not a fan of Madonna, her time of ~glory~ was exponentially better than Lady GaGa's. GaGa has been around for maybe a year, if that? The few hits that she has had aren't exactly unique. They're comparable, honestly, to other pop stars circulating right now. She's nothing special. She's the Avril Lavigne of today. So shut the fuck up about her being some royalty in Pop, all the spots are already taken. In another year, she'll be the same "washed-up has-been" that you're complaining Madonna is now… and Madonna's fifty.
My dad was a fan of her, this is how big the bitch was. My dad is about as tough as rusty nails. lol
Is this the new entrance to the Holland Tunnel?
Good grief, close your legs..you aren't in your ob-gyn's office. Your kids are old enough to see things like that. This woman seems to forget that she has 4 kids!
awful awful awful dated song. she used to be current but now she is just past it. retire you sad old cow
Love Madonna!! Looking good and loving your music!! keep it coming!!!
Re: SeedyPetee – #79- You're close, its actually the entrance to HELL
And if you thought my track was bad! haha…
She really should quit the business if this is the best she can do. What an embarassing old skank.
Re: Madonna the queen – That's right, I'm jealous. Jealous that I am not an aging 60 year old has-been with bad teeth and strawlike hair.
You know this pose is revolting on any age group but someone old enough to be a grandmother it is so off putting…fortunately I never could stand this woman as a person so I haven't had to change my opinion!
You're 50 years old for christ's sake. Close your legs
Re: robster – If you think her sound is current I suggest you seriously should get out of the house more often. Her sound is tired and dated. Take your head out of her old ass for Christ sakes and look at the old ho for what she is - talentless, uninspired and unoriginal!
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She doesn't even look like herself anymore. The leg over the arm of the chair is just so overdone, it's disgusting.
Oh - and the song, sounds over processed and if she sings 'yeah" one more time in her "new " music, I will give all of my old Madonna CD's away.
I am breaking up with her.
She gets to adopt kids?
Gawd, she disgusts me.
Fine example you're setting for your newly purchased daughter. Close your legs and sit like a lady, whore.
Sounds GREAT! Can't wait!
She looks ridiculous….go raise your brood granny Vadge.
THAT'S NOT NEW FATASS MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!! BEEN AROUND A WHILE.
Re: robster – Excuses. What "world"? Oh, I get it — the THIRD World. Yes, has-beens like Madonna are still worshiped in the Third World.
Even as an old hag, Vadge is still a gross with no decency. Who the hell would even want to fuck her ? Seriously….blah ! Her vajayjay must be all kinds of messed up ugly.
Re: robster – Stop worshiping your irrelevant, dried-up has-been Flop Queen!
Re: jesyrene – shut up asshole.gaga is the most ovarreted artist ever.gaga is dumb .gaga tries so hard to be like madonna but she cant.madonna is the best and at age of 50 still sold out all her tickets.gaga is doing all wrong.she is doing a tour with kanye.she is just starting and she shoiuld do a tour on her own.she is fucking her career.she is dumb,she spend all her money.madonan was alwatys smart,strong,diferent.gaga is a drug addicted,with poor songs.cause no one is a hit yet.in few years no one will remember the name of her songs.gaga is over now.poeople only talk crap about her cause she is a liar.she does playback.even her name is fake.madonan change every single album.gaga doesnt.gaga is always the same.even perez prefers madonna
Re: TORTEZ – u look ridiculoius.why she looks ridiculous asshole.its a number.her act.only for mere seconds.so wht,everybody loves.she has a crowd with 100 thousand people every night.beyonce in europe only plays for 18 thousand people per night.thats nothing asshole.masonna is the best performer ever according to forbes.and peole love her shows.thats why her last toyur was seen for 4 million and 500 thousand people
open ur legs baby.u look amazing.and ur guys are dumb cause u think she opens her legs to be sexual.ridiculous.she works out.she does it all the time.