Not-So-Easy Rider

Filed under: Brad Pitt > Old People

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Brad Pitt was seen gearing up to hop on his hog and ride into the SoCal sunset on Wednesday.

And while that's a hot set of wheels, Brad might be channeling too much 70s movie cop for comfort.

That goatee? Those aviators? The helmet shield? Really?

And the bike really ages him. Is it a mid-life crisis purchase? Escape vehicle?

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 16, 2009 at 11:30 am / Email this  »

    39 comments to “Not-So-Easy Rider”



    1. 1

      Hop on girls…one at a time…………… :o )



    2. 2

      of courze it
      doezn't have
      a backseat…smart…..☻



    3. 3

      Geee- Brad is getting older. Wah wah. How bizarre, getting older year after year. What is wrong with him? Why can't he be ageless and young and fresh forever like Mario?



    4. 4

      nice bar hopper!!!!!!!!!!



    5. 5

      Its a nice bike Mario and your and idiot.



    6. 6

      later lunch time………..



    7. 7

      …that's Brad's grandfather Perez! "Yesterday Once MOre".



    8. 8

      Because you wish everybody was immortal, like Edward Cullen, don't you Perez? It's okay, you can admit you have a crush on this oldie too.. I mean you have a crush on every blonde boy, don't ya?



    9. 9

      Mario, you are banned from criticizing / talking about anything mechanical. Because you are a dumbass.



    10. 10

      LIKE IT!



    11. 11

      He's hotness no matter what!



    12. 12

      perez you sound so incredibly stupid. you're as stupid as you are ugly–and you are really ugly inside and out



    13. 13

      boooooring, he is old and has too many jungle bunnies running around to be relevant anymore



    14. 14

      Re: UGLY DONKEY FACE = PEREZ

      perez really is ugly inside and out



    15. 15

      She should devote herself to her beautiful voice instead of advertising her ok body. We are buying music Mariah, not your curves.



    16. 16

      why are you so obsessed with him and his bike????



    17. 17

      if you are going to father allll those children, then stay the fvck off of motorcycles!!!



    18. 18

      AAAH, I like Brad more as he gets older……forget Angelina, come and live in London with meeeeeee :)



    19. 19

      I forgot to say…..you get it…good and proper!!!



    20. 20

      could you be more judgemental Porkez??

      You hate him because he is out of your league. well, in fact, every male on this planet is out of your league. Well, in fact, I think you're gay because women think you're a piece of sh!t.
      No wonder you love your fugly dog.



    21. 21

      Brad Pitt will always be sexy. Nough said.



    22. 22

      he looks like a dork. Hmmmm, wonder why we have not seen any photos of the twins or Whorealina and ArmPitt together for months????? Is something amiss in their perfect world?!!!



    23. 23

      And Brad Pitt so cares what you think!



    24. 24

      Re: mi mama me mima – Wow…you got it!!!!



    25. 25

      You are a celebrity. That means you aren't allowed to have hobbies, interests, or prepping for new roles… That would be horrible. You know… like wanting to help gay rights… by calling people the "f-word".



    26. 26

      no, It's an attention seeking vehicle. notice the only time he gets photographed is when he's on his bike? He's always rode bikes for the attention and he obviously thinks he's cool. He's jon gosselin.



    27. 27

      This is an old, ugly cheater.



    28. 28

      Nah. I'll take the bus.



    29. 29

      FUCK YOU PEREZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a 100 K BAD ASS BIKE DOES NOT SCREAM MIDLIFE CRISIS a red Boxter or Corvette does !!! I am a girl who rides & owns 2 sport and and 1cruiser and that bike is AWESOME !!! The helmet on the other hand may look cool but is probably no longer DOT safe as I can't imagine a lid from the 70's has not been dropped and ALL helmets are made for one time use. As they only protect your nogging on impact once !!



    30. 30

      he is NOT aging well, and he's been on a mid-life crisis kick since he left maniston.



    31. 31

      Re: redsonja1313
      are you kidding? All of those things equate a midlife crisis, esp. Motorcycles, and its not that tight. It's over priced and ugly. You really think thats a good looking bike? No chrome, No Dome.



    32. 32

      Re: TheRussianOne – so the fact that the average motorcyle rider is 30 or below…… makes a motorcylce a midlife crisis vehicle how ??? Plus a midlife crisis vehicle entails that you purchased this in your late 30's- mid 40's. Brad has been riding since his early 20's. So does that mean when all riders hit their 40's you are having a midlife crisis ??? Take a good look at that tool John Gosseling, that is a mid-life crisis vehicle. POS bike, stupid bad flame airbrushed helmet, no gloves, no gear, built by guys who have not made a decent "ridable" bike in years !!



    33. 33

      HE'S A HUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      He's no spring chicken. At least he still rides his motorbike; and as anyone who rides knows, you have to be on the bit to avoid other vehicle encased seemingly partially-blind testosterone filled road warriors to stay alive.



    35. 35

      coooool bike. LAME helmet. come on brad, get some style.



    36. 36

      Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey that line has about 100 women in line. Sure you can handle it? Well then I'll just get in line.
      (waving)



    37. 37

      Re: TheRussianOne – not all bikes have to have a lot of chrome to be beautiful. I've always been a fan of the vintage bikes. Look up cafe racers sometime….



    38. 38

      Ok, i am so confused. Who is this and what have you done with Perez? Not that I mind…I am so glad the brangelina sycophant days are over, but what the hey?! Did Perez get a restraining order or did he hire a bitter betty?



    39. 39

      The papps cant follow Angie everywhere, know where she flew, how long a trip and where she landed, but can’t get a photo of her and Brad together? Even walking into the same house? How about separately going into the same house or drive way? Hmmmm wonder why that is?