Souljaboy Wants You To Kiss Him Through The iPhone and On His Penis!

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So, Souljaboy decided to post this pic to his TwitPic account.

DAMN!

He's got himself one killer body!

Plus, he sure has a lot to be proud of. A LOT!

Is he this hard up for groupie lovin' though????

Posted: Jul 16, 2009 at 8:45 am / Email this »

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231 comments to “Souljaboy Wants You To Kiss Him Through The iPhone and On His Penis!”

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CaseyMcC says – reply to this

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He stuffs…
gertrude says – reply to this

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a hole
urhavinalaff says – reply to this

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Thats never real???!!!!!
MOMMIE DEAREST says – reply to this

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”KILLER BODY”??….LOL..HE LOOKS LIKE A STARVING ETHIOPIAN TEENAGER.YOU NEED GLASSES BOOMBOOM.
Games4Stress says – reply to this

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Looks like a rolled up washcloth… LOL
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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What a turd!!!!!!!!! WTF a Hairdryer????????
Jayneene says – reply to this

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Damn!!
His face is a big no no but you can always use a paper bad!
mickeydeee says – reply to this

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i'm not believing it!
Brainbug says – reply to this

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Disgusting. I'd rather lube up a cactus and ram it up my ass.
papatoony says – reply to this

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Nice toilet paper.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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starting to look homish
mickeydeee says – reply to this

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looks like a bottle of hand soap or something. lol
Keonli says – reply to this

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Too skinny and scrawny.
star_brite says – reply to this

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Fuckin bitch ass trick. Yeah right……..
Me_and_Robert_P says – reply to this

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What a disgusting douche. He's stuffing his pants.
CanadianCourage says – reply to this

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HAHA, you guys are so negative and mean!!! Just think how mortified you would be if you posted ur most SEXY pic possible online for the ladies…only to be bashed of your manhood?!! SAD….very sad people!

PS:Soujaboy ur a little bit on the skinny side but I'm sure you know that. Keep, keeping up with the fitness routine though. It's good to give kids a positive role model…America has gone fat. PPS: NO TATS…TACKY, you'll be wearing that ink when ur 80, it won't be HOT then.
gaga4gaga says – reply to this

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work it like your a cover girl!! hahahaha i cant believe he did this. so lame. does anyone take soulja boi seriously anyways?
he looks like he is trying to be sexy and give great face but FAILS. SOULJA BOI EPIC FAIL!
hahahaha i cant stop mocking him when i look at the picture. WOW
Mizsmall says – reply to this

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FAKE! Thats not real, it cant be! Thats like 9 inches! I say its a paper towel roll…lol
Maddiesmommy says – reply to this

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That is not real, the boner starts at mid thigh, so unless his weiner comes out of that area, he stuffs
bermudaful2 says – reply to this

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Re: CanadianCourage – you did not just call souljaboy a positive influence?? what are you crazy???? just cuz he's skinny doesn't mean he's not an idiot…no one should emulate him in any way
cherrymuffinlove says – reply to this

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He could have at least removed the toilet paper from the picture…LMAO.
Nero007 says – reply to this

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Ugly and gross
gaga4gaga says – reply to this

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Re: CanadianCourage –
LMAO A GOOD ROLE MODEL???? RIGHT….. YOU SHOULD WATCH SOULJA BOYS RACIST RANT ON YOU TUBE. THEN RE-THINK. SOULJA BOI IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM A GOOD ROLE MODEL.
CanadianCourage says – reply to this

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Re: bermudaful2 –
Oh come on lol I didn't mean "positive" as in the role model your grandmother would be proud of but role model in the sense to the types of people he appeals to. What I'm trying to enforce is "good health". Majority of children are obese and to have a musical influence "whatever type of music they are in to" portray a fit and healthy body type is "POSITIVE" in my eyes….and not HIV Positive either lol
Passionate says – reply to this

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Um, he can have hos anytime he wants. Talk about ghetto whoring himself. Oh and that package can't be real. If it were, he wouldn't need to show it off.
Kanicole says – reply to this

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anaconda no me jo!! that's even true?
SaraMcLovely says – reply to this

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You can take the boy out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy…. This is gross!!
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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Re: MOMMIE DEAREST – i have to agree…he does look like a third world charity case…
Re: Long Dong Connery –
good morning luv

and i doubt that is all "him" if u know what i mean….
pond scum says – reply to this

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Ok, dumb ass…roll of toilet paper? You gonna wipe your ass? STUPID. Not even a good picture.
VelvetStaccato says – reply to this

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Re: Games4Stress – LOfuckingL! You just made me spit coffee all over my desk!!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: bermudaful2 – you tell him………
xxstar21xx says – reply to this

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oh my god my vagina hurts just looking at that picture lol
blubabiecutie says – reply to this

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LLOLLLLLLLLLL
Passionate says – reply to this

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Matter of fact, I'd say he used a whole other roll of tp to wrap his schlort, jest sayin…….
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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he just hoped he'd get on perezhilton and would be discussed by you perez.. free publicity and all… this is just bad PR
snow.bunny says – reply to this

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Re: CanadianCourage –
shut up.
Blondie74 says – reply to this

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i absolutely love him…
DarylB says – reply to this

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Ewwww….YUCK. And I'm so sick of tattoo riddled bodies. At least he's hung because he doesn't have an ounce of real talent.
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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nice abz,
BUTT
hez NO
Layfeette/trueblood♥
CanadianCourage says – reply to this

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Re: gaga4gaga –

LOL good lord that guys is seriously messed. I had no idea…seriously, yeah….comments retracted, hatred that deep shouldn't be condoned. I hope he gets some help…racism is never the answer but in the end everyone regardless of how "uncool" their comments are….are only preaching their preach, it's their views and the day that those freedome's are taken away from US as people regardless of country, is the day you can kiss the social system good bye and say hello to communism…oh wait, nm already happened.

How ya'll liking your HATE bill….?
CanadianCourage says – reply to this

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Re: snow.bunny –

I suggest that YOU shut up…..hugs and kisses bitch
YOVANNI says – reply to this

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what an ugly guy
Pocahontas says – reply to this

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It's alive, lol. I saw him in the woods before. He's a headhunter and I ran for my life.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: UrMajestyMsG – Hey Hottie……….Dammm yer looking good today………..♥
SuziiQ says – reply to this

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Re: CanadianCourage –

i agree .. these ppl are haters…he does have a good body, yea so he's thin…so what; i bet most of these ppl have fat rolling out of their jeans. hes fit, and has something mighty big lounging in his pants. but i disagree with you…i love tattoos =]
LisaL79 says – reply to this

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Faaaaake. Pulease.. if you're gonna go to all that trouble to show everyone what you pretend to have. Just whip that shit out and show that it is in fact attached to your body.
What a loser.. so insecure that he'd have to try to prove something like that.
Even if it is that big, I'm sure he has no idea how to use it.
Games4Stress says – reply to this

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Re: VelvetStaccato – Oops… my bad Glad ya started yer morning with a smile! LOL
Pocahontas says – reply to this

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Re: CanadianCourage –
Now you know *how* I feel!!!!
HairFlairs says – reply to this

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If it was real, he would have shown more.. it looks like he stuck something in his pants. I don't believe it.

I got my DAZZLING VAMPIRE hair from HairFlairs online.
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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Re: CaseyMcC –

I don't know about that Casey. I review gay porn and have seen many movies starring hot Black dudes and some of these guys are hung like horses!
CanuckJoviGirl says – reply to this

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Typical guy…doesn't know how to put the toilet paper on the holder…and I am betting it is real….I have seen guys that big it's not impossible just because he is thin.
Lisa1023 says – reply to this

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oh i'd hit that.

whats with the TP on the counter?
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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THAT IS A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO OR SOMETHING, ITS SHAPED WEIRD. AND WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT IF THEY WERE SO WELL ENDOWED THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO "SHOW IT OFF".
brainchild says – reply to this

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Sometimes a skinny dude has the biggest surprise!!
putthekoolaiddown27 says – reply to this

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GROSS!!!
putthekoolaiddown27 says – reply to this

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Re: Brainbug – LMFAO!!! Priceless….
LFurbish says – reply to this

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I've seen bigger. Hahaha.
mochito says – reply to this

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mmmm, he is ugly.
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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can we say "morning wood"…lol….
Alaimo says – reply to this

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Bad geometry… wrong angle of his dangle… likely a prank to see if the pic would create some buzz.
hellojessi says – reply to this

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Uh, fake.
dirtyfinger says – reply to this

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Hello!!!!!!! Dat's a BIG pee pee!!!!!! Woo hoo!!!!
hillz17 says – reply to this

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ew
adamzlover says – reply to this

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wow, that's so fake. what an ass. he must be tiny if he's so obviously faking it.
SuziiQ says – reply to this

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You ppl are Negative, Uptight, and of course Haterssssss…so what if he wants to show us a peek??…i know i sure as hell dont mind…women do ALL the time…its about time i saw some guy action.
madgesboi82 says – reply to this

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Until he posts a pic of him with his dong hanging out, i dont buy that it is real
truth in life says – reply to this

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He'll be in Jail in two years
10turbin says – reply to this

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hes really not my type! but yeah hes got a great body but… if its hes real dick…i looks well hung! lol
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: UrMajestyMsG – you should see Sir Connery in the morning………. )
PerezTheBlogNazi says – reply to this

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Hot damn! Wow, what a package.
JLOM17 says – reply to this

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So that is why the toilet paper is sitting there. He stuffed the toilet roll holder down his pants!!!!!!
Mezzie says – reply to this

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Dude come on… That's so not real!!
chicaleek says – reply to this

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That's his pelvis, y'all. he broke it a few weeks ago but he ain't got no money to get a new one.
majika04 says – reply to this

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Why is he leaning his leg up to hold something in place like a towel?
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
whatz y'r
zhoe zize?>! heheee
learned a
new word 2/day
friendemy…lolRe: putthekoolaiddown27 – Re: UrMajestyMsG –
mornin♥u chickz
r hottt 2/day♥♥♥
Flairboys says – reply to this

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He's Gross!
stefanuie says – reply to this

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is he hard from looking in the mirror??wtf!
Sarabell says – reply to this

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WTF that can not be real… can it?
Cherrie says – reply to this

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Ya'll really need to accept the fact that it is indeed real! Just like someone said, the skinny guys do indeed usually have a big surprise!
passtheJager says – reply to this

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Re: CanadianCourage –

no you really should shut up. you really suck
obbie doobie! says – reply to this

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what's wrong with his face?
zandria111 says – reply to this

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how'd he get that rolling pin in his shorts?
Shuyinda says – reply to this

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He's….a sock. That's no man. He even does the kissylips thing. gad.. Are there no real men left in the world?!
noneyobizness says – reply to this

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the base of the shaft looks like it's growing out of his thigh…nice try
freaked out says – reply to this

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That is some skinny ass winkie. It looks like a long twig.
GoyaBean says – reply to this

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Lets send Bruno over to investigate.
SerenityMarie says – reply to this

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holy shit!!!! Look at the size of his cock lmao. someone was excited to take the picture
Jantwinix says – reply to this

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That cannot be real. I don't believe his junk is that huge.
midnightchick says – reply to this

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impressive. ive seen 2 guys approx that size. so… not fake. very real and i-wanna-shove-in-my-mouth-able
pookado says – reply to this

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Your website really has gone downhill..
I'maDiva says – reply to this

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i dont care about the body…LOOK AT THE FACE OMG HES UUUGGGLLLYYYYY!!
jazzmony says – reply to this

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It is probably real…..I don't know what race you guys are who are saying that is impossible to be that big….but I am a black guy too and mine is close to that when it is hard…..just because his is bigger than yours doesn't mean it is fake…..don't hate, CONGRATULATE!!!!!!!
idevenn says – reply to this

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ugly monkey
St00p!d Bitchassness says – reply to this

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Bullshit that looks like a bottle of shampoo! I'm not buying it. Nice try buddy.
mstl says – reply to this

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if it its real i would like to take him like a cowbow
torontomeg says – reply to this

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uh wow… doubt this is real!
Cheezy says – reply to this

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That is the most misshaped wanker I have ever seen! If that's real, he has some shit growing abnormally at the head! He really should get that looked at by a professional!!
PLEZZZ says – reply to this

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meganisabitch says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha. first off, wtf is he doing with his face? is that his sex face? oh dear god. is that a dildo in his pants? aww what an inadequate loser!
PalmSprings says – reply to this

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Yay! Gratuitous package bulge! I hope this starts a celebrity trend…