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Focused, Like A Laser

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What a beautiful week this has been. We've been working just as hard as ever but we can feel and see movement on so many fronts.

Progress is a REALLY good thing!

Time flies, Perezcious peeps. We gotta make the most of it! Grab time by the balls, bb, and run! Run run run!

But, make sure you take some time this weekend to relax and unwind and just soak. Marinate!

We've got some super duper fun things planned, plus a few surprises we have for other people, which are just as fun for us.

Life is all about having fun! And if it's not fun, then make it fun!

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38 comments to “Focused, Like A Laser”



  1. 1

    Congratulations on your first coloring book.



  2. 2

    Why are are all these desperate people fawning over a nasty right wing Cuban, hateful gossip columnist like you??

    ANYONE WHO WOULD BY YOUR BOOK IS A LAME PIECE OF TRASH!



  3. 3

    Damn a book……..A book.



  4. 4

    I wish you'd come to Fayetteville NC. I'm your biggest fan here :)



  5. 5

    is it me, or is porkez's head getting bigger????????



  6. 6

    OH THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU KISS GA GA'S ASS "advertisers."



  7. 7

    was that Alice?????????



  8. 8

    Re: PLEZZZ – good point



  9. 9

    HAHA…your list of advertisers seem to be getting shorter and shorter.



  10. 10

    Just bought my book. So excited to read it:) Wish there were more signings!



  11. 11

    Who in the right fucking mind could possibly believe a fucktard like Mario could write his own name much less a book. Even a coloring book is a stretch… THAT takes a bit of talent too. By saying fat fuck created a coloring book, you're insulting children everywhere.



  12. 12

    We wanna hear about Mushy in the boobie hatch.



  13. 13

    is BBD on that boat???????



  14. 14

    Hey! It's me! That's the highlight of my week :) I don't photograph well, but I don't care as it was a pleasure meeting you!!



  15. 15

    Wow it;s such a great accomplishment to make a book that only 500 people will probably read out of miilions in America !
    And i bet those people only went to show off to their friends that they met a "celebrity"! And they probably knew since you were going to put pics on your website, the'd just jump into them.!



  16. 16

    Your fans are all fat and ugly. Like you.



  17. 17

    …we've been working just as hard as every… Are you fucking retarded? Jesus, read your posts over before you post them. IDIOT!!! And your book is a joke. I looked at it at a library once to see how many people had checked it out and it was only 2. HAHAHA!!!



  18. 18

    Re: Long Dong Connery
    bikini? Alice? wonderland Alice? kewllll



  19. 19

    These "fans" didn't even buy your thing you call a book. They are posers like you.

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    20

    ur only fans are fatsos and asian attention whores.



  21. 21

    OMg!!! YOURE TRULY FAN ARE UGLY AS YOU ARE :s:s:s:s:s EWWWW!!!!



  22. 22

    Putrid Mario is now only attracting low class white trash to his book signings. The gay community has turned their back on him with a vengeance! Read all about Putrid Mario here and make sure to check out the comments!
    advocate.com/issue_story_ektid92886.asp



  23. 23

    PHOTSHIZZY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHA



  24. 24

    wow, stupid ugly people love you Porkez.

    It seems that the advertiser's list is getting shorter everytime!



  25. 25

    seriously, you people have nothing better to do then sit around and poke fun at people you don't even know? it's one thing to bad mouth perez, but those people are strangers you've never even met.
    he wrote a book, for christ sake. that's probably twice as much as you bastards will ever accomplish. go get a life.



  26. 26

    Do you go to all your book signings wearing the same shirt?



  27. 27

    this is to funny looks like porkerz is desperate to keep his advertiser's



  28. 28

    youre a joke perez. by the time you hit 40 the only friends youll have will be teddy and that wannabe unique, poser gaga



  29. 29

    I think its SOOOOO fucking funny and deserving that you USED to have a huge list of sponsers and now u have a measly NOTHING…HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!



  30. 30

    What afing crowd !!!!!!!! wow perez what is there like 5 people there what a turnout you are a hasbeen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how does it feel to be so over?



  31. 31

    BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!
    this only shows that your "fans" are a bunch of fat,ugly and STUUUPID people..just like you big head…haha



  32. 32

    You have FANS? Oh lord, what is this world coming too?



  33. 33

    The girl (although she doesn't look young enough to be called a girl) in the second pic in the pink bikini is quite homely looking but from her body language she apparently thinks otherwise. VERY ugly eyes.



  34. 34

    Congratulations Perez - you certainly are unique.



  35. 35

    THE HELL DOES PEREZ HAVE A BOOK?!

    God Perez, will you ever stop being a fucking failure. No one cares what you have to say, don't bother writing a book



  36. 36

    Hey perez, Are you planning on coming down to Australia anytime soon? xx



  37. 37

    Re: PhoenixGX93 – hey fuckwit. Get off his site if you hate him so much.



  38. 38

    Re: U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS – Whens the last time YOU write a book?

    Bunch of tools. seriously. get off the site if u hate him so much. Your just giving him more hits..