Brooke Hogan Slams Her Mom Hard!
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds > Brooke Hogan > Linda HoganInstead of picking up the phone and, you know, calling her - like a normal person! - Brooke Hogan decided to write a song about her mom, the trashtastic Linda Hogan, for her new album.
She's gotta sell records!
Exploit that shiz!
Too bad the song is bad to mediocre. Check it out (above).
Posted: July 17, 2009 at 8:45 pm
not even gonna bother listening to it .. brooke hogan is blehh
You know about exploiting better than anyone, Mario.
damn. i am really sorry but I think this sounds pretty good.
if i was her i'll do the same. i'll do all the above
why is she panting so hard? this shouldn't really be a sexy song, should it?
Weak voice.
I won't waste my time listening to it since Brooke is a whiny whore which in the end we all know will end up with her father. They are like the blonde Billy & miley.
Um Perez just so you know…Walter Conkrite died.
Brooke is a stupid tranny!!! She needs to make up w/ her mom!!! Linda is Fab!! Her dad is dating someone who looks just like Brooke, which is kinda creepy….Team Linda
Didnt her father sleep with her friend!
her whole family is fucked up
The entire Hogan family is pure, unadulterated WHITE TRASH.
Burned. But, the song stinks.
Walter Cronkite died, and you are reporting this garbage? wtf??
It's not too bad. Many many people have not been blessed with nice parents- I think this song could be great for many people. Sad though…
except for the lyrics, the music, the vocals and the production, this song ROCKS!
how sad
WoW, I actually like it.
Love this song!! She's no Britney but its pretty good
can someone tell brooke hogan she is never going to be the next britney spears…oh and that half tops are so 1997
WTF???
This is horrible.
Why is she doing the whole sex talk- breathing thing at the beginning? Super gross.
i actually like it
sad lyrics. but yeah as above the sex talk at the beginning is horrible
Great way to treat your mom. Even if she is not mother of the year.
Do not feel sorry for this girl 1 bit her dad brainwashed her into his way of thinking and he holds all the cards with his daughter too bad he used his daughter in such a way . Why is ok for a guy to go with a girl way too young for him but when a woman does it( except for demi )she is trash .brooke your dad has you thinking like a man. this song just shows how brainwashed you are.
That is really bad and WAY too long. She needs to grow up first off and then fire everyone who worked on this cd and hire people who KNOW WHAT THEIR DOING. Dang
ok first off i think Brooke is stupid for even fighting with her mom because she's dating someone younger !!!!!!!!!!!!!! isn't Hulk the one that cheated on linda with one of brooke's friends ???? and isn't his new girl almost as young as brooke and looks like her wich is pretty disgusting ….you know what i say Go Linda and be a cougar there it's nothing wrong with enjoying life while you can
Well that wont make it to the Radio…….IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Ummmm, still not sure. What did her mom do? I'm being serious. Wasn't it her father that had an affair and left? And didn't Brooke hate him and not talk to him at first? If you're going to exploit your mother for money, well, could you tell us why? Could someone tell me why?
Re: allopinionscount!perez! – i totally agree with you , he has brainwashed her so much that it ain't even funny
You know, it isn't the worst thing I've ever heard.
The Hogans are grotesque!
She needs to grow up. Her mom aint even that bad. If she's pissed cause she's dating a younger guy, get over it Brooke…this is the woman who gave you life. No matter how much I was pissed @ my mom, I could never imagine bashing her, slamming her to the whole world. Some things should just stay private…like I said…THIS IS YOUR MOM!!! Who talks about their mom, seriously?
Sounds like a shitty christina aguilara song.
Her father is dating her bff, her mother is dating a fetus and her brother is in prison!!
They are an American Royalty
I'm old enough to be Brookes Grandmother so I can say this and no one can get mad. Brook is a disgusting little pig daughter who probably sniffs her fathers underware when she's doing laundry. Her mother did not "leave her" her mother left an abusive man who smelled liked farts. I mean that in the kindest way possible. Brooke needs to wear less make up and give her mom more love. God bless them all.
Re: MisssAnthrope – Have you been living under a rock?
Her brother is out of prison.
whenever i see that album art i think it's some sort of trashy joke. kind of like when i hear brooke hogan's singing style. it's like bad 90's girlpop plus bad modern music technology. this is one of the worst songs i have ever heard.
Ohhhh, BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Brooke is horrible at singing.
its mediocre. not terrible.
who cares she wrote a song about her mom. a lot of celebs have written songs about personal stuff.
BROOKE HOGAN IS A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL.SHE SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN AND HAS NICE BREAST THAT YOU CAN PLAY WITH!
i like it! but very sad
how can ypu do your own mother like that?
its not like she has it all bad.
shes trailer eminem. rich bitch.
no real problems.
BROOKE HOGAN IS A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL.SHE SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN AND HAS NICE BREAST THAT YOU CAN PLAY WITH! SHE 'S LIKE A SUPERMODEL WHO POLE DANCES…………..I WOULD LOVE TO MOISTURIZE HER HOOTERS WITH A HEAVY LOAD….
lol thats like the shittiest song ive ever heard WOW
Re: Jezebel –
Pardon me!!!
So he's an ex-con…
this song is horrible, and her album art is airbushed art trash, its so trashy, i can't get over it.
wow…suddenly appreciating Heidi Montag.
Re: BALLS MALONEY –
heeeeehehehe,
u people effen kill meeeeeeeeeeee….
whoooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
……………………………..
I like da wingz, but
her eyez looked krozzed….
got nothin aginzt her♥
They ARE such a fucked up family!! I totally forgot how Hulk slept w/ Brooke's friend!! But why the fuck is she trying to sound all sexy when the song is about her mom??
Okay, if her voice sounded record-worthy, this might be a catchy song. But it's not. Her voice is simply nasally mediocre, and there's a little too much noise. The artwork, however, is simply beautiful. I strongly suspect this painting will be a new voice for Oompa Loompas everywhere.
its kind of mest up but apparently her mother wasn't willing to give up this kid for her daughter so shes not much of a better person. i understand she didn't deliberately look for a 19 yr old but thats like the first thing you ask someone before you get together HOW OLD ARE YOU honestly its a stupid excuse and she needs to stop being a skank with all that makeup .. idk if im the only one whose watching her show but i probably am lmaoo .. xDD.. who knows lol
trying too hard to sound sexy and breathy in the beginning….kinda creepy since this is about her mother. also, her sound is very 1990's…boring.
i dont think you should use the word "baby" in a song about your mom lol
Re: MisssAnthrope – her father isnt dating her friend dumbass he was dating someone that she didnt even know and he introduced them to each other and they're probably friends now ..
ugh i hate how people seriously screw with stories and make up lies
i just seriously hate people in general lmao
at least shes singing on this album. the last one was garbage… but i get it perez… aged troubled pop stars are more ur thing… you know, the ones that lip syncs to every record on stage, and dont even dance as much…. im so mad i wasted money on the circus tour… BRitney should have overdosed… at least we would have had vintage briteny to remember. not this dried up version…
but that song is kind of horrible and that piece of 'art' makes her look awfully orange and pazessed lmao
Re: Marianne Chitter Chatter – oh hi linda you sick twisted fuck,how old are you..45..60..78…look at all the pics taken when the hogans were 1,lindas smile is all over the lins while hulk got tired long time ago,attentionstarving whore is what this gross plastic fake fuck is.
That girl is incapable of writing a decent song. And of course, like a true Hogan, she had to wash her dirty laundry in public. Real classy Brooke.
This is what happens when white trash people somehow end up famous. It's totally ghetto and awful… i love it.
Grow up you dumb spoiled bitch…
Re: mrsadamlambert23 –
He dated her friend…that's creepyyyyyyyy
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – #48 Sexy sheri rocks!!! She's got it going on!i bet it's a full moon tonight sweetie.a walk along the beach tonight would nice with you.goodnight love!
I like it
Re: fireflies are romantic –
what
a zweet
thing 2/say….♥
Listen carefully @ 3:37 her mom says dont come to me when u need help im not helping you n then she says get ur ass up n get the hell out of their house
So basely she told her mom she was not cool w/ her dating a 19 year old and her mom kick her out the house.
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pig song from pig girl who came from pig family, are you two related Perez?
the chorus is kinda catchy….
lyrics are awful though
its kinda sad when u think back to the start of their show they really were a sweet little family then the s*&t hit the fan-starring in reality tv is a serious curse
ouchhhH! but her mom deserved it. dumb asss!
oh gosh that was just awful…couldn't even get through the first 20 seconds of it.
haha shes such a bad singer. wtf are all those sounds? to distract from her voice? ew. and the beginning? makes me like embarrassed for her
This is gonna be a huge hit, I can smell it. I'mma jam to this tyte shit in my car!
I actually thing this song is ok!! Oh god kill me now
Anyone read "Future Shock" by Alvin Toffler, I swear the naval gazing society we live in makes me believe we are skating on the edge of the apocolypse. Sadly Perez as much as I love you I think you (& I) are contributing to the deintellecualizing of society as am I. I am highly eduacated and successful and really read more tabs than literature, AHHHH! & I like it. How do we turn it around before it is too late?
Pile of CRAP! Stop buying into all that garbage AMERICA! The K MART days are over, support real art . Buy Quality.
Sounds good to me. Just my humble opinion.I know everybody has one ,like a$$holes.
Stupid bitch thinks she has talent.
Love that broad, nice voice, nice tits, great body, what more do you need?
who is Brooke Hogan?
i wrote better songs than that when i was 12. and i've never been a great songwriter.
Dont wanna hear about being normal from you Mario, its your job to bash people out in public, remember Avril tried to reach out to you and you bashed her for no real good reason?
And I like this song, she doesn't sound too bad (even if it has been sliced and diced by a computer) and given my current situation with a "best friend" I like it even more, so i'll be listening to it for a while (i could use a hug right now, sorry for being stupid on a comment post)
I like it, and I can't help but think how painful it really is to go through what has within the past few years…
this is just stupid - just as stupid as her scripted "reality" show
Yuck!
What a moronic song. As Brooke matures (hopefully), she'll realize the brevity of life and what a waste of time this hurtful/stupid song is. She should do one of two options: 1.) Distance herself from her mother for a while WHILE KEEPING HER PROBLEMS TO HERSELF, RATHER THAN BLASTING IT TO THE PRESS, hopefully allowing time to heal their relationship (this is the mother who gave her life, afterall) or 2.) Seek counseling - even if her mother refuses, she can attend counseling herself - thereby unleashing pent up anger in a healthy, unoffensive way. Brooke's only hurting herself by being bitter.
i love the song
who cares about floozies
Shes making songs cus of her dad's money.
ok what is up with the brooke creepy sexy voice at the beginning of the song when talking about her mom? that was just odd like she was trying to seduce her dad into giving her more money for making that song…CREEPYYYY
and that airbrush artwork is so tacky! its like straight out of the tanning bed anorexic tranny brooke hogan…
EXPLICIT VERSION lol about your mom brooke???????? come on! noone wants to hear you bitch about your hooochie mom…much less hear an explicit version…i know your dad is listening this song right now wacking off…he is so obsessed with both linda and even more brooke…
It's actually very sad. I believe that she just wanted a normal relationship with her mother. It's a good song, listen to it.
I guess the song is ok. Not something I'd actually listen to in my spare time, but it does get it's point across I guess that's all she wanted. I do agree with others that the sexy voice at the beginning and calling her mom baby is a little disturbing.
I don't understand dissing your family so openly and for profit. Also, they seemed so happy during their show. Wow, what good actors.
I love that she said fuck.
GROW UP LITTLE GIRL!
PARTIES WITH DADDY AND HIS YOUNG BITC*
BUT DISSES MOM!?
TEAM LINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yawn,,,bellhop!!!!! yeah she's gonna need some help with some baggage,,,,the panting, well I don't know, she thinks she's having sex with her mother/father/her mothers boyfriend,,,maybe it's a Britney wanna be thing,,,anywho,,take her to room 7356,,,it's a long way down
Linda at one time looked like Brooke. Young and tall and blond is is type. IT's not his fault that his daughter came out looking like her mother. You're all idiots for not GETTING that.