Brooke Hogan Slams Her Mom Hard!

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds > Brooke Hogan > Linda Hogan

Instead of picking up the phone and, you know, calling her - like a normal person! - Brooke Hogan decided to write a song about her mom, the trashtastic Linda Hogan, for her new album.

She's gotta sell records!

Exploit that shiz!

Too bad the song is bad to mediocre. Check it out (above).

Posted: Jul 17, 2009 at 8:45 pm / Email this »

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Lucas says – reply to this

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wha, wha, wha, she saying? I can hardly understand a word!
Fundun18 says – reply to this

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i hate when in the beginning of her song she sounds like shes having sex., like she cant talk without taking like a deep sexual breath
Havana says – reply to this

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bad bad bad!!!… why the sexual tone? why is she famous? she can't sing, act. and looks like everyone else.
ihypes says – reply to this

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WHAT'S the DIFFERENCE between this shit and Heidi Montag Pratt's crap?

Oh wait, you're not currently stuffing your face in brooke's ass hole at the moment. That's all I can think of.

Brooke and Heidi should team up for a benefit concert… they could hire real musicians to perform while people who attend can leave charity for these two horrible singers as they are so desperate for money from making music it's not funny. Stop punishing the public's ears, and just take the money, but just shut up.
jpoindahouse says – reply to this

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LOL "I can just imagine what you are doing with your days. Smoking all your cares away and having a playdate."
xcalibur says – reply to this

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DAMMIT FAT ASS MARIO. I THOT U TALKING HOT LESBO SEX!!!!!!
ikky00 says – reply to this

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awful awful awful. why does she need to breathe so heavily after every sentence in the intro?!?!
HenR0k says – reply to this

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Yo my mom is a str8 funky cock whore BITCH who ruined my entire childhood,Brooke needs 2 learn 2 let go of foul ppl like that bitch & move the fuk on. Who cares if Lindas fukn wit sum 20 yr. old…DO U dumbass Brooke…and I guess she did by writing a song about the bitch2help her sell records.Either way Brookes gonna be fine…she's got daddy and lotsa $…so where does that leave my orphan ass? Fuk Brooke she's fine who cares
Jinx08 says – reply to this

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brooke is a stupid ugly man.
horrible voice. sounds like heidi montag lmao
HenR0k says – reply to this

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Re: krazygreen1126 – I do she's a funky cock whore bitch. Obviously u don't have a bad mother and ur right niether does Brooke she needs 2 say whatever and do her..but if ppl wanna talk about how shitty thier parents r..who r u 2 say they should'nt. I dont care if that woman gave me birth she gonna be the death of me so fuk my mom…jus for u greeny
Emaline191 says – reply to this

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I feel bad for her… shitty situation to be in and I think she was handling it well for awhile but she's gotta break at some point. Good to get it all out through her music. Hopefully her mom will wake up and be a mother again.
AngstRidden says – reply to this

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their drama is fun to watch go down
Nicky216 says – reply to this

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Well damn, she just let it all out. I'm sure it feels good right now, but maybe she'll regret it later, or maybe not. What a blow to her mother. But sometimes, just because you're a parent, doesn't mean you do what's best for your kids. Sounds like she's pretty selfish, but only Nick and Brooke really know what went on.
LikeAPrayer says – reply to this

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apparently all you have to do is have a Z list daddy to make an album. Mine comes out in Sept.
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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I'm not gonna listen to it - I already know its trash… like her!
Poppy X3 :) says – reply to this

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Cant deal with all that crap ! If Brookes got a problem with her mum she should talk to her . Shes not just some bitch in a club . Shes her mum and no matter what theyve done family is alwaqys first ! x
LoveHeartBABY says – reply to this

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You should have just posted the lyrics, I don't want to waste my time listening to this crap
cj9703 says – reply to this

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Actually it's not that bad
chevy352 says – reply to this

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as a close family friend, i will say linda is being a bitch, how would you like your mom to date a 18 year old????? remember brookes 21. i love linda, but she needs to grow up!!
Starbella says – reply to this

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if her mom didnt born her than she would never of been able to make her album. if she wasnt famous that would just be playtime in the studio…i didnt listen to it all
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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she cant sing and what is WITH all the panting, youre singing about your mum, sweetie, you're not having phone sex. who is this idiot anyway
Venkman007 says – reply to this

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………"shiz"?

S-H-I-T
stefanuie says – reply to this

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shes a fuken mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i HATE THIS FUKEN TALENTLESS BITCH WHORE
stefanuie says – reply to this

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DOES THIS BITCH REALLY THINKS HE HAS PROBLEMS!!SUME1 FUKEN KILL HIM PLZZ
shortdork24 says – reply to this

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brooke needs to quit singing she doesn have a voice for it. i think she needs to focus more on her family life than her music career.
mertopia says – reply to this

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I've heard sad songs… but c'mon I sing better… Brooke will regret this when her Mom is gone and whoever said this song was a good idea was sooooooooo WRONG!
whopper says – reply to this

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Re: mrsadamlambert23 –

OKay, before calling anyone a dumbass read the facts, Hulk Hogan Did date Brooks friend BTW it's not the blond chick that he has introduced to Brook on the show. Brook forgave him because he apoligized.
"Thank you very much"
Now I do not see why she can't get over the fact that her mom moved on because apparently according to Linda Hogan, Hulk has been a cheat through out the whole marriage and a woman can only take so much cheating. I say so what if Linda wants to be a cougar when Demi Moore did it with Ashton Kutcher people gave her props. "Let's be fair people" the issue here is that this kid she chose is not a rich kid, "riiiight" so little Miss Brook feels the need to trash her mother because the kid is spending her daddy's money. My opinion is that Brook needs to grow up because she is clearly doing the same thing with that guy STACK$ he does not want her for shiz he is just with her for the $$$ and her fame the guy wants a career in Rap and he will try to get it through Brook Hogan and she is such an air head that she put him on her CD "UGH" you think she would have learned something!!!

AS far as Nick Hogan, he has paid his debt to society leave him alone.
RoseyP83 says – reply to this

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I LIKE IT!!!
NYCgirlie says – reply to this

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What's with all the heavy breathing? Weird.
kayleigh7 says – reply to this

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some how, i love it
i wud hav done the same
_LittleMermaid says – reply to this

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Its not that bad.. considering its brooke hogan haha.
Catalyze says – reply to this

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i could do with out the intro, but i heart brooke Don't pick sides, just be there for them both and tell them you don't want to hear any of their crap.
Diamond2309 says – reply to this

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This is fucken stupid, what about her father going out with her look-alike double??? I think both her parents are fucked up, as Enimem would say-dick in the brain, yeah fucked in the head!!!!
Brainbug says – reply to this

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20 seconds is all I could get through. She CANNOT sing and the "music" is so juvenile. This CD will be a dud just like her last one. Time to find a real job tranny!
Stoopherzz says – reply to this

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1. Artists write their life in songs, and express their emotions…
2. I actually like this song
JACstudent says – reply to this

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Fucked up family she has .. really need some counselling or something!!
TheRussianOne says – reply to this

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fuck the haters. You call her singing mediocre and yet you praise britney spears, who's lip synching track is mediocre and thats not even her really singing! I think you have talent brooke! I love this song and i can feel your pain girly.
Spiffiness says – reply to this

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It's actually not that bad. It sounds more like a filler than anything…
But I doubt this would make her sell more records. I mean, lots of people know their shit anyway.. Sorry B.
M0M0=) says – reply to this

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weird of me to say.. I LIKE IT. i feel bad for brooke