Dane Cook Put In His Place

A real celebrity is someone who wouldn't mind waiting in line.

But Dane Cook is not a real celebrity, so when he tried to cut in line at a midnight showing of Harry Potter at The Grove earlier this week, he was soundly refused by the theater employees, at which point he stormed off instead of acting with grace.

Keep it classy, bb!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jul 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm / Email this »

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48 comments to “Dane Cook Put In His Place”

kiss n tell'm goodbye says – reply to this

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am I 1st? oh yesssssssssssssss
princesspriscilla27 says – reply to this

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First? Idiot, anyone celeb or not should have to wait in line. Whatever happened to common courtesy (when people have been waiting in line forever)???
Jedi_Britt says – reply to this

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Where do you get this shit??
xxPurplePandaxx says – reply to this

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Look who's talking about classy and being a real celebrity..
ix3perez says – reply to this

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wtf dane! i respected you until i read this
redmond says – reply to this

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can someone tell me what the "bb" stands for? I notice Perez using it all the time now and I have no idea why.
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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I have heard funnier queefs!
ItsTricky037 says – reply to this

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Re: redmond – bb=baby
Spindoc says – reply to this

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All celebs are like this. it's weird, they think that because they do a meaningless job….dancing around for our entertainment, that they are somehow entitled to anything.

Here's an idea, they should try making sure I get my $10.00 worth next time I go to the movies because that is all your life means. If you do a good job, then MAYBE we'll let you go out of your trailor and get a pinkberry, but you DON"T get to cut in line douchebags.
BITCHULUV2H8 says – reply to this

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Re: piazzasbuttplug – LMAO that's funny!!!!! Ur hilarious!!!! Do you not love that word as much as I do?
BITCHULUV2H8 says – reply to this

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Dane Cook is still hilarious as well.. And sexy..
Kdel says – reply to this

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I don't believe this for a second. I would love to know who these so called sources are and I will bet anything that Perez does not check the stories to determine if they are valid. I am a big fan of Dane's and this made up story doesn't change that at all.
eatmejerkwad says – reply to this

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he is NOT funny!
AlexReager says – reply to this

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See this IS what celebrity is for…getting in first and not waiting in line. And being paid to do it, if you have a pair of tits.

And its ALL OF YOU PEOPLE READING THIS (and me too) that make this so. We grant them fame, fortune and the power that goes with it. Dane should fire his assistant for not taking care of this before he showed up. All they need to do is call in advance. And if they are smart assistants, tehy would have a special screening just for him and his friends. Or just him.
redmond says – reply to this

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Re: ItsTricky037 – Thank you! I guess I'm an idiot, I had no idea.
Jir822 says – reply to this

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What a douche!
siaxter says – reply to this

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Actually, Dane Cook is more of a celebrity than you'll EVER be. Just accept it Perez.
Nickaholic23 says – reply to this

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He's not funny, not funny at all. I'm glad he got served.
DANNYGLOVERSDICKBLOOD says – reply to this

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DANE COOK IS A CROOK AND ASSCLOWN. COMEDY FOR RETARDED BITCHES WITH SHIT SENSES OF HUMOR AND FRAT BOYS
NervousNell says – reply to this

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What an ass. I've never liked him, he's not funny and he's apparently a dickhead as well. I knew it!
ohperezluvyou says – reply to this

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What a douche. Not a good actor, even worse comedian. Didn't you have him under the Z-list once, perez? Put him back there.
coocoocachoo says – reply to this

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he is done. not funny anymore.
DiegoCheetah says – reply to this

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Who is he?
DirrtyJerzey1228 says – reply to this

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Guess he wasn't like a phantom when he was playing cut-sies.
applepies465 says – reply to this

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wow, of course he shouldn't be able to cut. those people had probably been waiting on line for hours.
MP says – reply to this

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I can't stand when celebrities pull that crap. Who do they think they are? The only people who should be allowed to cut the line are President Obama and the Queen of England. Madonna and George Clooney can wait their turn.
DJMcNasty says – reply to this

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ooohh I guess he wasn't a big enough cleb to get the invite for the American premier. Who did he go to the midnight showing with? himself?
classybroad89 says – reply to this

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i doubt that is true…why would he even wanna see harry potter, he is like 38 yrs old lol
rorenforey says – reply to this

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Dane Cook is such a condescending bastard
SweetSunshine613 says – reply to this

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Ohhh man..
if this is true, then i hate when celebs just feel they deserve special treatment sometimes.
ashj854 says – reply to this

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I find it funny that one of his old stand ups involved a skit about how much he hates people that cut in line..
meekins please says – reply to this

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so what?
meekins please says – reply to this

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so what
VeronicaVolta says – reply to this

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HP is soo boring.
Mickey9661 says – reply to this

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UGH! I can't STAND this guy. I don't think he's funny,at all!
THE JOKER says – reply to this

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wow you people are fucking retarded if you think for one second this shit is true. dane is the shit.
elmo_says_hi_bitch!! says – reply to this

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Hell no, I wouldnt let anybody cut if I was waiting that long in line.
Johnny Machine says – reply to this

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Douche Cook is about as funny as Adam Sandler or Pauly Shore, i.e. not even remotely. Only a fücktard of the highest order would find this jizzwad's "jokes" and style of "comedy" amusing. Pure lowest common denominator shït, plain and simple.
editsafemode says – reply to this

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lmao. Oh Dane Cook. Such a comedian.
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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I dont like him anymore. not cause of this, but I'm seeing that he is such an ass! he thinks he's so important now.
myers1978 says – reply to this

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I usually like him but this was kinda douche-y
You Need To Attend A Brain Giveaway says – reply to this

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He's better than you are.
Love him!
NOT PC says – reply to this

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who is Dane cook anyways? i have never heard of him…
celebritywannabe says – reply to this

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What a dickhead.. Ta Ha.. get back in line, tween skipper.
TheRussianOne says – reply to this

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i hate dane cook. He seems like an asshole, and I don't find him one bit funny. I personally don't find a joke funnier if it's screamed at you. He's more over the top than over the top can even be. I don't think shouting through your jokes makes them more funny. And perez is a celebrity your reading his gay ass blog aren't you?
TheRussianOne says – reply to this

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All celebs are like this. it's weird, they think that because they do a meaningless job….dancing around for our entertainment, that they are somehow entitled to anything.

EXACTLY!!!
mrs.bammargera4e says – reply to this

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dane cook rocks! i would be pissed too >-(
greenhair says – reply to this

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Dane Cook is a bigger celebrity than Perez and he gets a lot more play too.