Your secret's out, Hailey!
In 2005, Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old fuck buddy, hard-pAArtying Hailey Glassman, went to fat camp! But, she left early in fear of being booted from the camp for cheating on her diet too many times!!!
We received a fantastically venomous email (complete with photos!) from a gang of girls calling themselves Revenge of the Chubby Chicks, outing their former fat camper!
It's a must read!!!
Check it out:
Attached are some pictures of Hailey Glassman from her Summer before college, 2005. She attended a FAT CAMP with us in La Jolla, California called Camp La Jolla. These were before her alleged "coke diet" and football-orgies.
She left early because camp was going to kick her out for cheating too often with daily secret post-lunch trips to Panda Express, Golden Spoon, and her frequent underaged cigarette breaks. One of her famous quotes:
"Dude, I just got back from Panda Express! That shit was off the hook yo!!!" in a deranged ghetto accent.
Her annoying ringtone would go off at all hours of the day, and you might like this. The song was: "California" by Phantom Planet. Ironic little slut.
She was dumb. Period.
Enjoy the chub!
-Revenge of the Chubby Chicks
How long until this hobag is whoring it up and down Robertson Blvd????
You know she's just aching to come to Hollywood and be a Z-lister!
Maybe she can make a porno with Octo-Mom???