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Jon Gosselin's Girlfriend: Her Other Secret Past Revealed!
Ha!!!
Your secret's out, Hailey!
In 2005, Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old fuck buddy, hard-pAArtying Hailey Glassman, went to fat camp! But, she left early in fear of being booted from the camp for cheating on her diet too many times!!!
We received a fantastically venomous email (complete with photos!) from a gang of girls calling themselves Revenge of the Chubby Chicks, outing their former fat camper!
It's a must read!!!
Check it out:
Helloooooo Perez!
Attached are some pictures of Hailey Glassman from her Summer before college, 2005. She attended a FAT CAMP with us in La Jolla, California called Camp La Jolla. These were before her alleged "coke diet" and football-orgies.
She left early because camp was going to kick her out for cheating too often with daily secret post-lunch trips to Panda Express, Golden Spoon, and her frequent underaged cigarette breaks. One of her famous quotes:
"Dude, I just got back from Panda Express! That shit was off the hook yo!!!" in a deranged ghetto accent.
Her annoying ringtone would go off at all hours of the day, and you might like this. The song was: "California" by Phantom Planet. Ironic little slut.
She was dumb. Period.
Enjoy the chub!
xoxo
-Revenge of the Chubby Chicks
How long until this hobag is whoring it up and down Robertson Blvd????
You know she's just aching to come to Hollywood and be a Z-lister!
Maybe she can make a porno with Octo-Mom???
Gloria Estefan, Trapeando!
It's not about her being fat or not. It's about the fact that she's obviously spent her whole life making enemies.
…AND YOU PEREZ WOULD JOKE ABOUT FAT??????????
MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEAM JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit. i thought she was ugly but she used to be even uglier! damn. looks like a bird. fat or not fat, she's frickin ugly. thought jon had better taste after dealing with kate.
Re: caffeinated_princess –
Hi, your parents should have sterilized. Thx.
Awesome. What a snatch-tastic famewore.
So these girls are maliciously making fun of her for something they too were a part of?
Right, let me get this straight. Angelina Jolie's a saint even though she broke up a seemingly happy marriage and Lady GAGA can shag just about every man, woman (or whatever is in between) on the face of the earth without judgement but this girl gets slated for going out with a guy that had already left his mrs. One minute you can't do enough to slate this kate woman but then as soon as he moves onto someone else she's the new worst scum of the earth??? Perez, can you do us all a favour and pick a stand point on issues and stick to them. Picking and choosing who's ok to do things and who's not is DISCRIMINATION on your part. If it's not ok for one person to do it, then it's not ok for anyone to do it!!! You clearly have no moral integrity whatsoever which is pretty pathetic for a man of your age. Grow up.
Why the hell would she want to doink some dood with 8 KIDS????
stuff like this is why people don't feel sorry for you when you get punched in the face…
for someone who suffers from weight problems this is oh so mean girls of you
WHAT A FUCKING SKANK!
I am dyinggg.
Re: GraphXGrrl – completely agree..i dont think this much dirt would be coming out about anyone else.
ha! what a funny letter..
"Dude, I just got back from Panda Express! That shit was off the hook yo!!!" in a deranged ghetto accent.
LOL
this is dumb. we've all had ugly stages. sounds like these other girls are jealous, and mean and stupid to boot.
baby got back…"Daddy when I grow up I wanna be a whore!"
Jon likes big butts and he cannot lie!
hmmm sounds like a bunch of bitter fatasses who wer elosers at fat camp (and THAT is saying something) and losers at life . . .
bitter, morbidly obese weirdos who have to take out their anger by trying to sabotage someone . . . PATHETIC.
also sounds like theyre really fucking pissed that her cellphone went of a lot, i.e. that she had friends, and that she lost the weight and is considered hot, which theyre OBVIOUSLY not and never (ever) will be . . .
unless you find bruce villanch hot!!! ahahahahaha
these bitches are so sad-
revenge of them?? sounds like hailey got the revenge when she traveld to cannes and got famous!!! bahaha
hahahaha this shiz is too funny
haha notice how there are no photos of hailey with any of them- why? because im guessing theyre bodies resemble jabba the hut's!!!!!!
You're such a child Perez. You of all people should know that it's not easy to lose a lot of weight. Obviously she eventually did it, and here you are being a complete douchebag.
Perez isn't dating Jon, she is so lay off him. And btw that bulge on her stomach is FAT, she is FAT. He needs someone controlling him because when left to his own devise look at the woman he chooses…
That was so long ago! What like 4 years ago?!? She's not fat anymore! Maybe pretty stupid though….Just maybe.
you're kidding me right? seriously? ok people, this is not the proper way to get revenge…look it up in the dictionary and do someting better, because people do this all the time. And please find a better word then slut, because its just so over used and it has lost its meaning.
All the people that are saying she's fat are probably fatties themselves. Oh, and Kate is a controlling bitch and that is why he left her.
That`s really stupid!!!