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Jake GyllenHO, Downright Delicious!

Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal > Film Flickers

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We have no idea what this movie is about nor do we even remotely care.

If that is how Jake Gyllenhaal is going to dress in the Prince of Persia flick, we will see it multiple times regardless of the story wait till it's on DVD and fast forward to all the shirtless scenes!

Check out the utter seks radiating off of Jake in this new poster for the flick.

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109 comments to “Jake GyllenHO, Downright Delicious!”

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  1. 1

    wow



  2. 2

    never looked better



  3. 3

    that is the most awkward pose in the world. He looks foolish.



  4. 4

    he looks like k.d.lang



  5. 5

    Why am I not surprise you're still single?



  6. 6

    *surprised



  7. 7

    Jennifer Aniston = Ruth Buzzi



  8. 8

    WOW - he's so gay… and gorgeous!



  9. 9

    Re: kissmyassobama – I just wet myself laughing.



  10. 10

    Yes please, one for my bedroom Fukkin Yummy!!



  11. 11

    Just put a bag over his head to hide that ugly face and greasy hair!

  12. asb25 says – reply to this


    12

    perez, do you ever think about editing your work before you post it? shiRtless, not shitless



  13. 13

    i likey!



  14. 14

    Re: kissmyassobama – I am serious we are still laughing.



  15. 15

    Uh, did you really mean to say "shitless scenes?"



  16. 16

    hey Mario, go shake your tallywacker at him and say "u likey?"



  17. 17

    Yes!!! I LOVE this story. Can't wait!



  18. 18

    The movie (I'm assuming) is based off the fantastic game of the same name for the Xbox. Basically look forward to Jake Gyllenhaal doing crazy acrobatics and seriously kicking ass.

    The fact that Disney's making it makes me a little skeptical (it's kind of a violent game), But Jake Gyllenhaal looks perfect for the part, and apparently the movie was (partially) written by the game's writer and designer, so hopefully we'll be seeing a great movie next May.



  19. 19

    ALL AROUND GREAT GUY!!!



  20. 20

    Prince of Persia is basically the adult version of Aladdin or Arabian Nights and it became popular as an early computer game but then was reinvented for Playstation 2 and so fourth. I don't like this poster at all. The font instantly reminds me of Snow Dogs and it's way too modern and pathetic to even represent an action flick on par with Pirates of the Caribbean. Awful pose and it's really unappealing compared to how he should look in the movie.



  21. 21

    Also, he gradually loses more and more clothes as the game progresses, so maybe the movie will be similar. Hahaha



  22. 22

    He had a cute FACE IN "BROKEBACK", but he's NOT ALL THAT !

    He was UMMMMY-UMMMY BUFF in that "Bottlehead" war movie he did, and BOY DID HE BUFF IT UP ! CUTE FACE !

    But he's just not that cute…………….and I still think he's at least BISEXUAL !

    GO FOR IT, PEREZ !



  23. 23

    thus confirming that there ARE gays in Iran



  24. 24

    omg i cant wait for this movie i loved the game !!



  25. 25

    me likey.



  26. 26

    looks pretty cool



  27. 27

    no matter what he does he can't wipe the "I am a massive tool" expression off his face.



  28. 28

    dont care about jacke just hope the movie is as good as the game i love that video game
    In what world do you live Perez? Prince of Persia is a clasical first pc game now is on the big video games



  29. 29

    DAYUM! yes pleez..



  30. 30

    may 2010…that's when I graduate college =)



  31. 31

    Re: CandeeSparks – Yeah it needs a more arabian kind of font like the one in the game, they blowed up that



  32. 32

    love him yum



  33. 33

    I must admit…WOW. This is Jack G. ?!?!!



  34. 34

    ….I hope this pic lives up to what we now expect.



  35. 35

    Yes yes!!! More please :)



  36. 36

    I'm not buyin it, specially that Disney made it, good actor though.



  37. 37

    Hot, hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, and more hot and Yummy!
    Reese is too lucky to have that handsome piece. I want some! Needs to keep his hair long like that as well as the stubble. He's so gorgeous, thats what a real man looks like….too bad we can't find them like that in this day and age.



  38. 38

    interesting actor choice… hope they don't blow it, games are kinda hard to translate to the big screen….



  39. 39

    This is going to be such crapppp!!! He looks stupid in that get up. Leave good games alone hollywood!!!!!



  40. 40

    heyyyyyyyy perez do u homework. the movie is from the game prince of persia.



  41. 41

    I doubt there will be too many shitless scenes, Perez!



  42. 42

    This is a video game movie Perez which means this will probably bomb.



  43. 43

    What are shitless scenes. Scenes without shit. So there will be turds in this movie..



  44. 44

    Anyone else think Perez' typo is hilarious? "fast forward to all the *shitless* scenes!"



  45. 45

    Looks like RPatz afraid he was nipped by the cab.. in NY



  46. 46

    I'm crying right now. Funny as hell..

  47. Laury says – reply to this


    47

    Nope. Jake isn't manly enough to pull off this look. A+ for effort though.



  48. 48

    Please tell me this is History of the World part 15 and he co-stars with Mel Brooks.



  49. 49

    eh…………….i think i'll pass.



  50. 50

    Fast forward to all the SHITLESS SCENES? Check your shit before you post. Besides, Jake sucks so all the scenes will be shitty. I don't know what Reese sees in him. He comes from a weird family.



  51. 51

    Perez, every once in awhile your typos are hilarious. Okay. I'm fast=forwarding to all the "shitless" scenes, too. Maybe we'll both, however, fast-forward to the "shirtless" scenes. Love your site.



  52. 52

    My cabin boy could flatin this wimp!!



  53. 53

    shitless scenes? BWAHAHAHAHAHA you idiot



  54. 54

    Re: anniegirl – hehehehe too funny!! Hope ya had a new pair of undies handy!! But doesnt he look like her?? I mean , not here, but other pics where he smiles n stuf?? lol



  55. 55

    HOT

  56. nip says – reply to this


    56

    … playing the game on my ps3….can't wait 4 the movie”



  57. 57

    is he supposed to be persian?… epic fail.



  58. 58

    Re: Mystery Person
    Bottlehead? It's Jarhead, you idiot, a nickname given to Marines. Jesus Christ are most of you in high school? There are so many idiots who post comments on this site.

    As for this poster, I will see this movie just because he's in it. I've never played the games and don't care to - just want to see it to watch HIM. :)



  59. 59

    Re: Japemead – Well as I understand it, at the end everybody takes off all their clothes and then it comes out (pardon the expression) that Jake is the Princess of Persia and Gemma is the Prince. The audience gets really fooled. And Jakey can be his real self.



  60. 60

    Jake Gyllenhaal is awesome.



  61. 61

    I wonder if Jake has been walking around with that beard because he was filming this movie. I totally love him without the facial hair.



  62. 62

    haha perez shitless? i think you are missing the "r"



  63. 63

    lmao it's a video game…yes i'm a dork so i know this…and he looks hella fine! jake is very yummy. i will be going to see this.



  64. 64

    Perez-
    Must you always admit to being an idiot? The title of the movie tells you what it is about. Persia is an old culture…known for fighting to conquer others. Has you dumb ass not spent all your time bashing everyone…you might have learned something in school. Idiot.



  65. 65

    wow I read the book,, I bet the movie will be great!



  66. 66

    hahahahahaha ….. 'shitless'.. shirtless?



  67. 67

    umm…no likey…can't get past seeing him as the geeky bubble boy!!!



  68. 68

    huh that is hot……..damn. thats how a real man should look like……lol. me wetty if i saw a guy …tall, dark, handsome and diiiiiiiiiiirty!!!!!!!!! ay caramba….. yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!



  69. 69

    Perez, what "shitless scenes" are you talking about? I'm confused. Do you mean camel dang or horse manure, whatever they used to ride in Persia?
    Or do you mean "SHIRTLESS scenes"?



  70. 70

    like. he can be my prince anytime, and i'm not even gay. (bi)



  71. 71

    he looks better as a cowboy and always will



  72. 72

    isn't it based on a video game?



  73. 73

    I don't think he's the right one to play the prince in this movie. They should have gotten the Indian dude (I think he's Indian) from Heroes. He's way hotter and a better actor. Jake just looks dirty in this pic.



  74. 74

    mmm maybe they'll make this into a ride at Disneyland! i'd ride it all day! haha



  75. 75

    Wow, the fucktard actually fixed his "shitless" typo. LOL! You're such a douche.



  76. 76

    me likey



  77. 77

    HELLO! Prince Of persia the sands of time I LOVE THE GAME! I hope they do the story right! is a very interesting movie! I HAVE TO SAY he does NOT portray the character!! the Cartoon is way way hotter! so lets see what happens!

  78. Mtl23 says – reply to this


    78

    Its based on the video games…



  79. 79

    Why do I think this actor is guy? Wht do I think he is a fake?…I have no idea, it's just an intuition.



  80. 80

    perez this movie is about the video game franchise 'prince of persia' idk how disney got a hold of it, but the games are good, however, who knows how this movie will be…good thing jake is super sexy!! unless this movie gets rave reviews i will wait until dvd to see it.

  81. crt45 says – reply to this


    81

    not a good picture of him - they had to work to make him look this ridiculous and i don't know if he's gay or not but he sure looks gay in this pict (& not in a good way).



  82. 82

    JG should have way more respect for himself than to appear in a "gag-cough"……………..disney…..flick. how revolting.



  83. 83

    Hmm Disney doing Prince of Persia? I agree I am a lil skeptical about that one lol. Both my hubby and I were like whaaat when we saw Jake Gyllenhaal was playing the part. I'm all about some hot shirtless scenes but being a fan of the game I hope PGing for the movie won't ruin it.

  84. ST-80 says – reply to this


    84

    Someone hand me a towel..



  85. 85

    You've got to be kidding - he looks like he's been at the dressing up box.



  86. 86

    this hair looks very good on him! he somewhat looks like Jarod Leto in here :P me like (L)_(L)



  87. 87

    I like -a lot!



  88. 88

    another movie I'll see just cause there's Jake in it



  89. 89

    The movie is based on a very famous videogame that was first released in the 80's for the C64/Amiga, they have made many others since then… i'm a bit dissapointed Disney is making this movie also that Gyllenhaal is playing the Prince…. I hope to be surprised in a good way. The Prince has to save the Princess and the kingdom - that's what the games has always been about. :)



  90. 90

    it's about a computer game you fking idiot!!!

  91. PepeX says – reply to this


    91

    Bad looking Jake and bad poster.



  92. 92

    i lovey



  93. 93

    Cute gay guy



  94. 94

    LOL - It's a Disney pic. I doubt there is any "seks" involved :P You'd be lucky to even get shirtlessness



  95. 95

    Damn. Jake Gyllenhaal looks mighty hot in this pic.



  96. 96

    Unfortunately, he doesn't look Persian.



  97. 97

    Only thing missing is Uwe Boll



  98. 98

    He needs to buffed up more for that type of films !



  99. 99

    he doesnt do it fo me, think its the face, but i will see it coz gemma arterton is in it and shes fab!



  100. 100

    DAYUMMMMMM

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