Jordan Is A Mess, As Usual

Oh Jordan, is that any way for a proper lady to behave?

The mother of three, who is currently going through a very public divorce from Peter Andre, went out for a night on the town in London with a male friend and ended up quite worse for the wear this weekend.

Invest in more double-sided tape!

No one wants to see your Kentucky Fried titties anymore!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jul 20, 2009 at 1:00 pm / Email this »

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61 comments to “Jordan Is A Mess, As Usual”

Fernando23 says – reply to this

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SHE MUST HAVE BEEN DRINKING CHROME SODA WITH RUM!!! YUMMY!
parker says – reply to this

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She is soooooo over rated…publicity whore!!!!
guptonator says – reply to this

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Kentucky Fried titties…lol
Nips - n - Lips says – reply to this

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That would be a 'pre-nip'. Dude holding her waist probably wanted so bad to cup them kentucky fried tittays.
Perez Still Lives With Mom says – reply to this

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Speak for your gay self, I'd like to see her titties some more. One thing I don't want to see though is another shirtless flabby video from you. Or another video of you bawling like a little girl after your next beating.
mars in velvet says – reply to this

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eww cheap trash
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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go and look after your disabled son, jordan, christ, any members of the public who liked you again after the piers morgan interview will go back to hating you if you continue to constantly be pictured partying but never with your kids
shanleysays says – reply to this

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I saw her the other day at The Grove, and she made sure
to let people know who she was. Saying something like,
"I'm Katie Price and I model, blah blah blahhh." And the
paparazzi chased her around like hound dogs.

She looked cute, but her boobs were flying everywhere.
shittin_condoms says – reply to this

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WHO THE FUCK CARES??? WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BLOGGING ABOUT THIS PERSON THAT NO ONE EVEN FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT??!
costarriqueno says – reply to this

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Who is this girl anyway? What does she do?
WinonaJohnson says – reply to this

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Her breasts look like they hurt!
mi mama me mima says – reply to this

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LOL, Porkez, I'm a straight woman and I'd love to see her titties instead of yours.
BeautifulBrunnette69 says – reply to this

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She's a failure of a model.. No one cares or likes her anymore.. She's old and washed up.. Not saying she's not pretty for her age.. But showing skin doesn't make u famous again sweetheart.. Sorry, I know ur good at it, but it just don't cut it.. Ps. That's a really hideous dress..
jkf says – reply to this

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I've rarely seen tits that I didn't like but those just don't look like fun
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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well if things get really bad she can call "Vivid","Wicked" or some other Porn company!
anniegirl says – reply to this

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I kinda liked her because she was a self-made chic. What you saw was what you got. Her oldest is a special need child. I hope she keeps it together…….and for the people that do not know who she is, there is life outside the U.S.
troglodyte says – reply to this

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1: Not. A. Mess.
2: Do you really not know what a nipple is?
3: Imagine crossing your legs in the back seat of a car.

Lemme guess: She hasn't bent at the alter of Perez Hilton so you have it in for her.
miamimich says – reply to this

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If id been dumped by Peter Andre id def be hurting. She knows she f***kd up big time treating and talking to him like crap. So what if shes out getting trashed…isnt that normal behaviour to get oven an ex??
UberBling says – reply to this

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i hate this fame whore

though her tits are faboosh
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: Perez Still Lives With Mom – wait, i want to see another video of him crying like a little girl, i still laugh when i think of that
arieldaddy says – reply to this

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SHE IS?
xoGOSSiPGiRLxo14 says – reply to this

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who the hell is she?
Fabu says – reply to this

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lol… Kentucky Fried titties… now that's funny!
anniegirl says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – I missed it, who kicked mario's ass?
Canadiana717 says – reply to this

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Re: Perez Still Lives With Mom – I'd much rather see her tits than mario's flabby maxi pad wings flappin under his arms too.
hardcandyshell says – reply to this

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Who the hell is this? Anyone have an answer? I'm serious. Why is she news?
klkl says – reply to this

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who watches these peoples children???
sydney2008 says – reply to this

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HOW THE FUCK IS SHE A MESS SHE LOOKS STUNNING AND SO WHAT IF SHES GOING OUT ON THE TOWN WITH HER FRIENDS SHES A SINGLE WOMAN ITS PETER WHO WANTED THE DIVORCE NOT HER SO HE BROUGHT ALL THIS ON HIMSELF AND PEREZ CAN YOU PLEASE LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE U START SLATING EVERY OTHER CELEBRITY
jlin44 says – reply to this

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Who the fuck is Jordon?? i swear to god i've never heard about her in my life! is she a porn star or something?
Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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She is such a slutty pig. Her kids must be so proud!!!!!!!!!!!
alfabravo says – reply to this

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Still hot. I'd pork that.
Mrspbelfast says – reply to this

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Mother of the year!
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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Re: shittin_condoms – obviously ou if youre taking the time to comment on it
Hodge Podge says – reply to this

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My Perezcious is NOT desperately searching for pictures of people with bigger Cabbage Patch Kids than his own!
LuvBritt says – reply to this

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I would rather see 1000 pics of her boobs than to see one more Robert Pattinson story/pic or listen to another shitty Gaga song…
Natalieboncakes says – reply to this

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Go back to your kids and stop partying like you're in your twenties.
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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Fine way for a mother to portray herself!
TeamBlonde says – reply to this

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Re: LuvBritt – Haaaahaaaa!!!!
CurlEgirl08 says – reply to this

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Nice MOM! How proud her children must be. Poor Harvey! SUCHADIRTYSLUT
welshboi :P says – reply to this

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people who slate katie are pathetic!
her husband ditched her and told the media before her just after she had a miscariage!
if people gave the REAL victim (katie) some compassion and sympathy instead of licking peter (leach) andre's fat permatanned ass she wouldnt behave like this!

pull it together katie and keep strong!
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Quickly scrolling through the recent articles, I stopped at the second picture, did a double-take and wondered for a moment - where did Megan Fox get those huge breasts?
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: anniegirl – what rock did you crawl out from under?
Annie B says – reply to this

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I'm still wondering who the hell these people are? AND why do you care about them so much?
LoveBlob says – reply to this

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hahaha "kentucky Fried titties" — that's genius!

No, but seriously, she looks awful — like a back-ally, crack smoking prostitute. Nasty and unwashed.
PerezTheBlogNazi says – reply to this

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She is actually really pretty. She just tries too hard.
missuk says – reply to this

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omg u must be jokin ur seriously havin a go at her for goin out 4 one of her best friends birthday and if dont wana see het tits dont put the pics up then
vAniLLawaFer28 says – reply to this

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Poor boobs..they are being suffocated in there and trying to bust out..
MP says – reply to this

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She should go party with Kate Moss. Between both of those disgraceful mothers, they can split the babysitter tab.
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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FAME WHORE! Who is she away?!?
I_Love_It says – reply to this

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SO SAD. Ironic how she will likely get full custody of the children, but never bothers with them!! Havn't looked at her the same since she pretended to 'eat' her son's pet snail on her reality show.
REAL_TALK says – reply to this

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UMMMMMMM, I DNT KNO ABOUT U PEREZ…. BUT I WANNA C THOSE
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AGAIN!!!!!!!! BUT SERIOUSLY SHE'S CLEARLY TRYIN TO PAARTY HER
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TROUBLES AWAY! WHEN SHE NEEDS 2 SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER
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KIDS DURING THIS TIME. TEAM PETER
jemms says – reply to this

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go home to your kids!!! geez!
Janey999 says – reply to this

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Peter's looking after the children, as usual. At least they've got one good parent. Grow up Jordan! Team Andre, definitely.
sharminequiamco says – reply to this

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umn,we can tell when your trying to hard Jordan!!!!!
LOL
Haribo says – reply to this

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she's a disgrace she should be home with her kids not out with some random guy trying to get laid for gods sake. i hope to god Pete goes for custody of the children because she's never done a good job of that all she knows how to do is get pregnant and hand the kids over to a nanny she should sterilised
Suvine.com says – reply to this

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LEAVE KATIE ALONE I LOVE HER!!!
Suvine.com says – reply to this

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go out and have fun we love you
missuk says – reply to this

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half you ppl r so thick she is out for her friends 30th birthday wot a crime that is and as for the fact she is only afta men if any of you knew the truth the 2 men pictured wit her r her bodygaurd an the otha is her GAY make up atrist she is out for one night leave her alone not like you are perfect she takes care of her kids an is entiled to a night out
SHABBA! says – reply to this

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If shes tryin to show the world that shes independant and free without Peter it aint workin. All people are thinking is that she is a bad mother for going out and partying everyday.
sandman45 says – reply to this

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She looks like a worn out blow-up doll with a couple million miles on it.
Annmarie492 says – reply to this

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shes single havin fun like what most girls do when out on the lash only coz shes in the public eye she is spoke badly about!