Prejean Can Write? Dethroned Beauty Queen To "Author" Memoir!
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo
Tarnished former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, has landed her very own book deal!
Of course she has!
Standing Still is due to hit bookstore shelves in November through Regnery Publishing, who tout themselves as the leading conservative publisher in the US.
Regnery say Prejean's book will be a tell-all about "how she has been forced to battle the left's double-standard on free speech and the bias against conservatives who stand up for their beliefs."
Can we give you a blurb on the back cover, bb???
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Posted: July 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm




SHE'LL OUTSELL THAT PIECE OF SHIT BOOK OF YOURS MARIO BANK ON IT.
She is such a fucking dimwit. I hope she has a chapter on her used kotex sucking and clit yanking.
Re: LizardKinG –
Most likely and it's because there are thousands of dumb twats out there that will buy her book. Just like the fools to love to smell Palen's farts.
I'm pro-gay marriage, but do think that this girl was dethroned due to policial reasons. I realized this as I wa watching the Jackson 5 movie on VH1 and was watching Venessa Williams running around. She was the first black Miss America when much of the country was still publically, vocally racist and she lost her crown because naked pictures surfaced. This was a huge scandal at the time and being that she was black they just booted her right out the door. Now that every celebrity has a sex tape, we would hardly have thought twice about it. One of the bigger issues now is gay marriage. Because this girl is anti-gay marriage, they are finding ways to boot her out the door.
Chapter 3, "When I caught Dad in bed with the mailman."
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Chapter 4, "When I caught Mom in bed with my gym teacher."
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Chapter 10, "How big?" or " D or E?"
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Chapter 22, " Good head doesn't always get you ahead."
Re: Poindexter-X – LOL!
HHA HAAA HAAAA!!!! she should send you a thank you note!!!! that's what you get for being such an ass, if u would have left it alone she would have faded into obscurity but you had to have a fissy fit and now she will outsell your so called "literary persuit" first day out!!! what an ass ur!
Re: Cyber-bullies get hit –
She got fired for not keeping her end of the contract up. Period.
sure to make any real writer proud!
Re: Poindexter-X – MY POINT WELL TAKEN…
Re: LizardKinG – Mario wrote a book?????(HAHAHA!)
What a bitch. I would still cum in her mouth, though.
Re: Poindexter-X – Venessa Williams did not keep up her end of the contract either, she wasn't allowed to have naked pictures out and about!! I'm not saying Prejean isn't a douche, I'm just saying she doesn't wake up in the morning thinking "how can I hurt the gay community today?" It didn't have to be like this. A lot of people are making the good point that she would have faded away into obsurity if it weren't for Perez making this a huge, gay issue.
If Lauren Conrad can write a book, she sure can too.. anyway who the fuck cares, she looks pretty..
Hmm now did perez ruin her career or make her rich and famous?
LMAO! She is a WHORE!
Ok whats with these people under 40 writing a memoir!!(not that 40 is old on the contrary) Are you kidding me! They don't have a very long story to tell! come on! I don't particulaly like this girl but that has nothing to do with anything. Its like all these young artists trying to make cash with not even halk of a story. Please live a little before writing a memoir!
Re: RedWingsFan – yeah, i use it to keep my table level
Maybe she'll thank you in the book forward for giving her all the free publicity over the last few months. You can't buy that kind of attention. And you're just too stupid to realize what you're doing, same as you're too stupid to realize celebs only associate with you for the free press. Betcha her book outsells that piece of crap of yours in the first day.
uhmmm is it just me or don't you need to do something historic or note worthy to write a memoir? this dumb bitch is what, 21? what the fuck does she have to say that anybody would care to here.
Im sure it will read like this " i went to kindergarten. it was fun. then i went to high school and all the football players wanted to do me but i'm like uhmm christian and saving myself. then this guy took these super hot like modeling pictures of me half naked. and then i totally was miss california until Donald Trump took it away…probably because that FAT FUCK FAT BODY PEREZ HILTON was such a douchebag. wah…so like now i'm probably going to do playboy or something to reistablish myself. totally!
FUCK YOU FAT BODY AND FUCK THIS STUPID BITCH~!~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And thanks for letting everyone know about it. I will buy a copy.
*yawn* I forgot all about this bitch, thanks for reminding me of this waste of space.
Re: JigSaw – You should use a brick instead.
Can she be any more vapid? I don't think this woman has a clue what free speech entails. She was in a beauty contest for fuck's sake and was asked a question. What that has to do with redress against the government is beyond me. She should maybe take a civics class, to refresh her memory about what constitutes free speech. Prejean/ Palin 2012. ride the crazy train to DC. Wonder if the same ghost writer will be penning both books.
Re: JigSaw – I USE IT FOR TOILET PAPER …ITS A LITTLE HARSH.
Re: LizardKinG – lmao!!
I won't buy the book but it does seem that if you don't hold the "open-minded" view, you are persecuted. I don't agree with homosexuality or gay marriage, but do like many gay people that I encounter. I also don't agree with smoking, but I like many people who smoke. Same thing.
Think it will hit the 99 cent only store by Christmas?
Crappie Carrie can keep whining. No one cares.
a MEMOIR???????????????????
about WHAT….
Mom potty trained me
learned to ride a bike
got first zit
got my period
lost virginity
graduated high school
took nudey pix & hate my teeny titties
got breast implants
entered the pageant
opened my mouth & voiced to the world that nobody matters but me
-I am 50%water-50% paper towel…TOTALLY SELF ABSORBED!!!!!!!!!!!
won the pageant
opened my mouth again to press
Was de-throned
wrote this memoir!
DUH…………….
Can't wait to read this pulitzer!
I have no interest in her book, but she's right about free speech and the double standard that exists if you're conservative. It's funny to me that liberals preach free speech, unless they disagree with it.
She's still alive?! lol
Who cares about this girl? I would of forgotten her a long time ago.
I never saw anything wrong with her response to the question that she was given. Everyone is intitled to their opinion. I personally dont think a question about gay marriage has anything to with becoming miss america and should not have been allow for that contest. Politics and Religion are touchy subjects and must be handled with care.
Shut up, Perez. You're just lucky she doesn't sue you for defamation. You did admit to sabotaging her chance at winning the pageant, in public. And, then you were caught making false statements about a pageant official's comments regarding her. She may not support gay marriage, but at least she didn't lie about it. You're a disgrace.
Who?????????
Perez can say and do anything he wants on his own website. But why is he so fixated on the ex-Ms. Cali? It has become so old. Not only does Perez absolutely refuse to drop this Ms. Cali thing, but he always has to draw these stupid and childish pictures on her face. It's like he was mentally arrested at the age of 5. Only little kids do stuff like that, and Perez will never grow up and stop this foolishness. So he will just continue to look for anything he can possibly find on the former Ms. Cali to put on this site, and mark up her face every single time - until one of them drops dead. This is the only way that he will stop acting such a fool with her. Perez is way too obsessed with her only because she is against gay marriage, and it is bordering on insanity. Don't people have the right to freedom of speech in this country?
oh suck it up Perez, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, so get over it. Come on, you should be one to know that. I'm sure a lot of people don't approve of your constant bashing on people.
PEREZ WHAT YOU DID TO HER WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. I HOPE SHE RIPS YOU A NEW ONE IN HER BOOK.