She Wore An Itsy Bitsy…Yawn!

Do you guys care about her????

Whitney Port was at the beach in Miami over the weekend looking like every other generic skinny blonde Hollywood famewhore.

Congrats!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Jul 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm / Email this »

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Team Deyn says – reply to this

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haaaaaaaaaahaaa!!! omg that bikini!!! omggg it is a joke!!! omg!!! hahahaha! actual LOL!
lorileilee says – reply to this

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I agree it looks like her bush is hanging out everywhere. Someone call the brazilian waxer ASAP!
notthesymptom says – reply to this

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It looks like she has uncontrollable bush. GROSS.
helloRJ says – reply to this

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i can't believe this bikini is real. it's so awful… i was debating whether u drew the black lace around it cuz it looks like pubes! hahaha!
lilux3 says – reply to this

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PUBES!!
monicalovestwilight says – reply to this

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The bottom makes it look like her pubes are growing out.
nickay.ox says – reply to this

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The bottom is kinda UGLY! i like the top though. its weird i was just looking at this bikini like yesterday.
DeeLovely says – reply to this

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Why on earth would she buy that bikini? As previously stated, it looks like she has a massive unshaven bush under there.
marlow says – reply to this

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No that's fabric TRIM around the bottom of the bikini. You can see the same stuff around the top part. Not a good look though.
phishygrl says – reply to this

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It looks like she has a HUGE bush…. Buckwheat in a leg lock!!!
10b says – reply to this

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Her bikini is GORG!!! And her body…..nearly perfect..Come on Perez…that bikini is to die for. Ed Hardy is what everyone else is wearing…hello
xoKROLLAxo says – reply to this

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First you talk shit about a woman for having loose skin…and now you're talking shit about skinny blonds? Who exactly IS good enough for your articles Perez? I mean, except for gays and you're ridiculous excuse for a dog.
You.Eff.Oh says – reply to this

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Why is it you complain about reporting on certain people when this is your site?
Ceylan says – reply to this

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PA AHHAHAHAHA I bet it doesn't look like that in real life…OMG I can't stop laughingggg
JohnnyLaw says – reply to this

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That is the worst freaken swimsuit that I think that I have ever seen.
Passionate says – reply to this

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haha! I tawt I taw bush in front of the puddy tat!
Catalyze says – reply to this

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LOL overgrown bush and hairy boobs D:!!! Hahahahah… get a new swimsuit hun.
Lucy Lu's Mom says – reply to this

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Looks like she has a black bush popping out her bottoms . . . not attractive!
k-lee says – reply to this

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YOU care enough to post her picture! DUH.

and she's got a great body, jealous.
fUkRD says – reply to this

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bahahahaha,…at first glance it appears as if she has this crazy mad black bush sticking out!! I can't believe this broad works for a fashion company,..she sure dosen't know how to dress herself,…and btw, she does not have a great body,…no muscle tone, not even an ounce and those hipps are gross,…wtf is she carying in there?? maybe she swallowed Heidi,…
Kimmi420 says – reply to this

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the top is too cute, the bottom looks like she seriously needs to tidy up down there… trim then shave that bush WHIT! WHO DESIGNED THAT ????
HonestyPlease says – reply to this

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There's nothing generic about it. . .it's old school classy!

Perez, I'm gonna give you one of my favourite quotes, maybe you can learn to look at things in a new manner!

"There is nothing more a nonconformist hates worst other then a conformist. Except, maybe another non-conformist that does not conform to the prevailing standards of non-conformity"
NoAirxX says – reply to this

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ew that swim suit looks like she has a shit load of pubes
bridake says – reply to this

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Re: chellemibell – ba ha ha..thats exactly what i thought…
Randisay says – reply to this

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HAAAAA! The black trim looks like a giant bush! FULL LENGTH MIRRORS, GIRLS!!!
fUkRD says – reply to this

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she shoud give that ugly ass thing to Britney Spears to wear on her head in stead of that ugly ass weave shes got on now….
Roseelib says – reply to this

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Her legs are so weird.. its like theyve been stretched out. I know it's meant to be a good thing to have long legs, but hers just look really odd.
kayce. says – reply to this

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the ruffle on the bottom sort of looks like pubes…
alyssayz says – reply to this

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haha thats one ugly bikini, looks like she's got pubies stickin out everywhere!
Corey_Vacate says – reply to this

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She needs to shave.
heatherlk628 says – reply to this

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That is the most hideous bikini I have ever see! It looks like her bush is overgrown! Gross!
exBFF says – reply to this

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sweetie, your mirkin is showing…
LaLaLams says – reply to this

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GROTESQUE!!! HA HA HA. I agree with what everyone else says.
ariel0813 says – reply to this

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looks like she needs to shave
wineaux says – reply to this

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First of all, who is this person?
Secondly, that bikini is terrible!
hjyayaya says – reply to this

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bad bikini. good bod. definitely wouldnt call her generic, and wouldnt say she looks like "every other generic skinny blonde hollywood famewhore". i wouldnt call her famewhore at all. she actually goes for the natural look unlike most skinny blonde hollywood girls, and she seems down to earth and well - grounded. but really. thats an awful bikini
alimac says – reply to this

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Who is she? And why does it look like she has pube hair coming out of the bottom of her bathing suit. I know it's not, but my God did she look in the mirror before she went outside in that hideous bathing suit
cretzlaff says – reply to this

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Re: Nostradamus – except a pre-pubescent 12 year old doesn't have an overgrown bush!
izzypop says – reply to this

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love the scary pubes babe. the suit is a big no, why would someone make that hideous thing? is it a joke?
tallchick says – reply to this

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ok, not the most flattering of all bikini's, still cute, but yeah, i do like her, she wasn't like every other idiot on the Hills, she was genuine and smart and funny. Was more interested in working than partying
REAL_TALK says – reply to this

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WTF??????? SHE'S HIDING IN HER BIKINI?
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PEREZ R U JEALOUS THAT UR BODY DIDNT LOOK LIKE HERS ON THE 4TH!
KJMoose says – reply to this

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Does she need to shave?
Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery says – reply to this

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perez ure hillarious. now if only you'd say megan fox is a just a generic hollywood white girl trying to be cool and be pretty by getting plastic surgery.
angelica613 says – reply to this

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Ewwww looks like someone needs to wax…IMEDIATELY lol
krw510 says – reply to this

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Pubes, much?
star_brite says – reply to this

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Ewwww, those bottoms dont look right, no no no no no. Pubic hair is what comes to mind.
vinnysmom says – reply to this

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That is hilarious. The black ruffle(?) looks like she let her personal grooming get out of control.
ilaaloo says – reply to this

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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA That bikini bottom looks like it has CRAZY BUSH popping out on all sides…

LMAO.. what a loser.
Culby says – reply to this

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That bathing suit makes her look like she hasn't had a bikini wax since birth! How did that look ok in the mirror?
sizzler says – reply to this

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No, couldn't care less about her, don't even really know who she is.
Chelsea says – reply to this

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she's so boring, -yawn-. average body, ugly face… not even a butterface because her body isn't even that great. and then theres her -yawn- personality, i mean… *what personality*?!
kcxgirlx says – reply to this

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what is with the pub bathing suit ew
JesseLee says – reply to this

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It looks like she needs to shavee -pukes-
HunnyB says – reply to this

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Those black ruffles just make it look like she forgot to shave…
adrisal321 says – reply to this

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no
iwanttobeacullen says – reply to this

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it looks like she has pubic hair coming out of her bottoms! lol
6one9 says – reply to this

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Is that HAIR sticking out ALL over her bottom bikini????? Fucking gross!!
teamWill~i~am says – reply to this

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I love Whitney and all, but she looks like she needs to tone up and get some defination in her tummy…and get that sh%* waxed.
ix3perez says – reply to this

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oh no whitney…i love you but that bikini bottom does make it look like you have a huge bush
Mysterious says – reply to this

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GOOD bod???..r u serious..while everybody was concentrating on her bikini i was looking at her super skinny legs and abnormal jelly lookin stomach
Michellica87 says – reply to this

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Why would anyone buy a bikini that looks like it comes with it's own pubes.
rififi says – reply to this

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I hope she didn't design that herself……..
@v@ says – reply to this

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That is just too funny. It looks like a fake beard under that thing. Lolol.
Get a new swim suit, honey. This is one of those unintended disasters, hehe.
missmarianne says – reply to this

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What's with that crazy bikini?
Looks like she hasn't shaved of waxed in a million years "down there" whahahaha!!!!
pj88 says – reply to this

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Nice Bush… !! I almost pissed myself last night when Jessi and Dan showed this on the AFTER SHOW
IHaveADickAndAHoohah says – reply to this

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llooks liek an overgrown bush, bbs!
Wifey1008 says – reply to this

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I THINK WE ALL AGREE ON THE WORST BIKINI EVERRRR! LOL.
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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how is she any different from the skinny generic 'stars' you praise
Dialred says – reply to this

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I have no idea who that is
BeautifulBrunnette69 says – reply to this

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Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery – Will u give it the fuck up with Megan Fox!! UR OBSESSED!! GET OVER IT!! SHE'S HOT!! IT'S SURGERY!! THAT'S AN OLD PIC OF HER!! NO ONE LIKES HER!! FEEL BETTER?!?!?!? GET A LIFE AND FUCK OFF WITH MEGAN FOX!!
MishyVH1 says – reply to this

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The bottoms look a little…………..pubescent. Eeeeewwww.
WinonaJohnson says – reply to this

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That is the most distatsteful thing I have EVER seen. WTF is that!!!!
sokermum says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHH LA BuSH!!!!
terminally sane says – reply to this

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eww whats that black shit coiming out of her bottom i cant tell if its part of the suit or pubic hair
MBFAMB says – reply to this

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skinny knees
ViewFromHere says – reply to this

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Jeez pervez, the wall-to-wall carpet doesn't match the drapes.
AynRandy says – reply to this

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LOL I hope that's just an unfortunate tattoo or a creepy shadow, but otherwise hot bod!! Who is that?
foxypup says – reply to this

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I wonder how much she paid for that very "attractive" bikini?
metalxxx says – reply to this

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shes gorgeous, but that bikini is NOT flattering