A Jonai In A Box
The Jonas Brothers are on tour right now and we know all you rabid fans are just dying to get a little closer to the brothers, by any means necessary. Well, the boys and their people have thought of that, so they came up with a system to hide the boys in plain sight from all you adoring fans.
Luckliy for you, a Perezcious reader has alerted us to the decoy and we're passing off the information on to you. The box shown above is used to shuffle the boys back and forth from their circular stage into the bowels of the arenas they perform in.
Easy in, easy out, and best of all, no one would think that their beloved boys were bunched in a box.
But now you know!
Thanks to Meghan and David for the info and subsequently, ruining the JoBros covert operation. We're sure they send their thanks as well!
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Nothing new there. Def Leppard was doing that 20 years ago.
you can see them going thru the arena before the concert since they have to get to the center. everyone already knew that.
i dont get it.
Awww, now there will be 100,000,000 girls piling on all types of different boxes, probably get hurt and then sue someone!
I actually feel bad for them, this was their one free alone time! Free from stress.
You are right, KCP1967.. Def Leppard did do that.
Way to go Perez.. you messed that up for your so called friends.
wtf cares?
Wow, that seems a little crazy to me.
I LOVE THEMMM
and it wont make screaming girls jump on the boxes. i was at the concert, they come out of the room in the box, then go in the center, under the stage like 2 minutes before they perform. the girls already are hitting and screaming when the boxes go through.
Ha! One of those boxes went by me when I was @ my seat with my little cousin. Makes sense now… I was wondering why they were still rolling some equipment boxes in…
hmmmmmmm
Pretty good idea I think! Although when I go see them I'll probably get hysterical seeing any random box…
wow thats crazy. haha i guess their trying to get away from the crazy fans.
and you too you big queer!
How would they breathe?
ugly gay brothers
Didn't they do this with RPatz on the set of his new movie or something?
OMG! That is AWESOME! lol!
I thought they weren't allowed into anyone's box till they got married…
wow youre a jerk! theres a reason why they try to figure out ways to hide so they dont have to deal with crazy fans trying to get to them… fans are crazy, they tend to get into a mob mentality which leads to injuries!
AHH I REMEMBER THOSE BOXES! but this is horrible … basically now they can't even make it to their stage safely!
First Thought: a little much
Second Thought: Not really…
Those fans can get a little too crazy, but even though you pulled this jerkoff move and exposed one smal way they are trying to have peace fans arent going to bombard the 'equipment boxes' because they'd feel dumb as hell if they pulled the box apart only to find an amp or mic packs or something
a little late.
but you know, thats alright.
woooooo MANITOBA!! >.
You doofuses, it doesn't matter if he 'exposed' it (besides, a lot of us knew this already). The point of the boxes is that they are on wheels, can be rolled really fast past the audience, and only the people close by notice it happening and therefore the whole arena doesn't explode in screams. There are still security guards blocking them. I was there. I saw.
this is gonna cause problems.
their boxes are gonna get pushed around!
You're an ass, Perez!!
their not the first ones to do that. *NSYNC did for their Celebrity tour. If you pay attention at the show you would know because why would the bodyguard be walking next to the equipment box if they werent in there.
The fact that this is necessary is a bit appalling to me. Wow.
A little too late mario…ive already been to thier concert……
I love themmmmm.
thats weird iguess anyway why everyone is starting not to like them !! including me !
ha but iguess cool in that way Love u guys still weLL ONLY NICK JONAS REALLY !!!!
Lil 'sex mobiles on wheels, eh ? IMAGINE THEM DOIN' IT WHILE THEY'RE WHEELING THEM IN ?
MOANING AND GROANING FROM THE 'LOVE BOXES'. HMMMMMMM! A new TREND !
Aw Perez, now they're going to need a new plan!
Man would I want to be in a box with Joe!!!
Fans pretty much knew, but it's too bad it's so blatantly revealed now…here's hoping someone gets fired for the leak!
Good job dipshit. I'll find it funny if one of the boys gets hurt by a stampede of screaming fans chasing their box. On the bright side, one less Jonas isn't such a bad thing.
Re: caligirl21 – lol
so much for THAT secret. lol
This reminds me of the Beatles… (sans talent.) The Beatles had to enter hotels in laundry carts, lol. At least the Jonases have a padded seat and fan!
this is so frikken funny!ghow the hell can they fit in that little box?lol
Kenny Chesney and many other singers have been doing that for years. It's nothing new.
Yeah it was pretty obvious. When I went to the concert in DC they brought 3 man-sized boxes into the middle of the arena right before the band started to walk out… the girl next to me started flipping out as she clearly figure it out, too. Although it can't be too comfortable, it's obviously effective, seeing as Garbo was grabbed at by about a thousand people and he's not a Jonas.
… Although I do prefer that Taylor Swift braved the crowd and was even sweet enough to stop and sign autographs/pose for pictures in the middle of her set. That's true dedication to the fans.
Re: itsaritime718 –
Yeah but JB could get extremely hurt if they did that, fangirls are insane!
Joe has jumped in the crowd for like 5 seconds, and his shirt is already ripped!
And I am sure they'll thank you also Perez, for sharing.
haha i knew it! i was at one of the concerts and the boxes went right by me. i banged on it just in case :]
Britney Spears arrived in a box like that as well. It's so obvious. When I saw front row at Britney, one of the guards was like "Britney is in there."
I didn't believe him until I went to the Jonas Brother's concert in Boston a few days ago. TWO boxes went underneath the stage.
Such a good idea..
You think?
What planet/how young/stupid/silly do you think we are?
Of course this is how they move around. Everyone has been doing it.
Including the Dixie Chicks.
Some of those fans are nuts. I was at the show a couple days ago. I didn't see the boxes go by, even though I knew about them. But I remember them escorting the guys off the stage right past me at the end of the show. They had a line of security on either side of the aisle. Then each Jonas was brought off stage crouched down with 2 security guys hovering over them while they ran through the crowd between the lines of bouncers. And fans still tried to rush them. Joe's shirt got ripped to shreds in London last month within minutes. On one hand, he could have gotten hurt. On the other, he looked hot as hell with that shirt hanging off him.
Do you know how many boxes of equipment are going to be damaged once the tweens get ahold of this information? Exciting.
LMFAO! I know what im going to be looking out for when I go to their concert in Miami next month.. YES! im totally going to run to those boxes lol
LOL!
OMG I KNEW IT! one time when i was little i went to an Nsync consert and i saw 5 of those EXACT boxes;;and the entire time i was thinking what if their in their? but i didnt believe they'd use that.But now i do
ahahahaah.
all the fans already knew that..they rolled right by me and I knew of them was in the box but no one attacked the box fans arn't stupid.
I'm Manitoban! And there's a Manitoba sticker! Awesome.
How do you think they get there douche bag. thats the same way britney does it aswell. but she came in, in what looked like a big laundry basket. it was interesting.
Re: amberilaugh – omg i saw that too!! i was in san diego when i saw the 5 boxes being rolled out to the stage in the middle.
Well… its better than the cape Britney wore…
Re: caligirl21 – Re: xowadee –
caligirl, it's so they can hide from fans and not get mobbed.
xowadee, I doubt they go through…there's probs a hole in the stage, or a platform that starts under the stage. Or they're flying down on strings
is this to protect their virginity from rabid, horny, teenage girls?
ok thats just weird
and nsync did that ten years ago!
poor guys haha….
watch all these crazy girls start hopping on random boxes, and try to claw their way in.
wtf lmaooo
they are so retarded .
as if that would work .
even without you telling us we would be able to tell
the fans have their ways …………
i wanna get in there w em
yum
Prince has been doing this FOREVER! It's no BIG secret.
rofl girls are going to be attacking boxes from now on. good to know.
hahhaahahah.
im seeing them tomorrow!
I think it is sad.Their "fans" ruin a lot for them.They try and do nice things,live for the music and share their amazing talents with the world and they get attacked by teenies who want to see them so bad they would be willing to ruin it for every one else.I hope their fans can mature enough to not ruin what they have.
Re: jbfan – I think that's pretty ungrateful. I mean sure, I understand the security issues blah blah blah… But actually HIDING from them?
Sounds like they're forgetting who got them where they are today.
oh.. my gosh. lol i just went to a concert, and right after the venue was not that crowded and pushed a box through. just like this one….
THERE WAS A JONAS IN IT! LMFAO!
I knew it! I was at the concert, and I was like. . . THEY ARE IN THERE!!!! and my friends like "no they are not. Stop being stupid" I win!
thanks alot meghan and david!:(
ahahahaha , i looove that !
ooh okay i get it now haha.
OMG!! thankss (;
I will now freak out near boxes.
Perez I hate you cuhs now I'm going to look like a freak.
Oh well, I get to touch them all I want at the partaay I paid like a million dollars extra for -.-
damn! they're good.
what? omg